Bitch living in an apartment

Ouch, my dear mother, how many dime ones?My garlic is more than a dime~!It's a big loss.

If Bai Zhi remembered correctly, there were a total of four pots in his basket.

Hiss~ It's so terrifying, it doesn't even have the cost to buy garlic, and it's completely cut off. In the future, Angelica dahurica will definitely be a shadow of them, and it will grow with them for a long, long time. . .

. . . . . .

Anyway, Bai Zhi didn't see that bear child again in the past two days, and I don't know if the parents at home knew about it, or they were afraid, and even the community didn't see him again.

However, one word can be used to describe Bai Zhi now: boring.

It's so boring. When I used to live in my own house, it didn't matter even if you demolished the house.

But since he moved into the love apartment, he discovered that if something is damaged in the room, he will be compensated, and if the decibel is too high, he will be complained. Everyone has different habits, and you have to adapt.

One trouble after another, the days when I was used to walking around the room wearing a pair of big underpants are gone forever, in this place where women break in at any time, the underwear must be washed in time, otherwise people will Say you are a hooligan.

Of course, sometimes the troubles may be caused by his roommates, for example, now. . .

"Nimma, which bastard doesn't flush the toilet? The morgue doesn't smell as bad as our bathroom." One afternoon, Bai Zhi returned home, just went to the toilet to wash her face, but found a lump of poop lying there quietly, emitting There is a smell of "poisonous gas" of "a thousand mountains and birds fly".

"It must be Young Master Lu. I don't know what's wrong with him these two days. He's really like a young master. He eats in bed." Meijia said gloatingly. Regarding Lu Ziqiao's persistent behavior, she said that someone must come education education.

"Very good." Bai Zhi glanced at Lu Ziqiao's room, and knocked heavily on the door: "Lu Ziqiao, come out."

"The door is unlocked, come in and talk."

"Hey~" Bai Zhi pushed the door open, and what she saw was Lu Ziqiao leaning on the bed, playing a game comfortably, with a bunch of grapes hanging on the left and a bottle of beer hanging on the right, taking a sip or two from time to time.

"Your old man is too lazy to move your hands, isn't it?"

"Don't be lazy with me, I'm lazy with you."

"Really? So, that's why you don't flush the toilet?"

"What's wrong with you washing me? I'm a sick person now and I need to recuperate."

"Patient." Bai Zhi laughed: "Have you ever heard a word?"

"What?"

"It's not good for children to get sick, what should parents do?"

"Hmm~"

"It's probably just pretending, just give it a good beating." Bai Zhi twisted her neck and made a 'cracking' sound: "Where should I start?"

"You, what do you want to do? I have been determined by Yifei and Teacher Zeng. I am depressed. Don't blame me for not reminding you. Yifei is a black belt in karate. If you do this, even if you have practiced Sanda, you are sure you are not for it. Looking for trouble yourself?"

"Really?" Bai Zhi became even more excited: "What a coincidence? I'm not talented. I don't know if Yifei, the provincial champion of the provincial martial arts competition three years ago, can cause me trouble, but you are sure you can let her protect you." ?”

'Gulu~'

Hearing such a glorious history of Bai Zhi, Lu Ziqiao didn't believe it at first, but thinking about it, Bai Zhi has been strong against Yifei not once or twice these days, and if he can survive safely, even if he is bragging, he has two brushes.

Unless Yifei can personally protect him 24 hours a day, otherwise, he will be treated badly if he lives here.

"Brother, what do you really want? I swear I will flush the toilet in the future, okay?"

"If swearing works, what do you want the police to do? Now, immediately, immediately, go to the toilet and flush the toilet a hundred times. Let me see if you can still remember."

"Oh my god! How much water would be wasted!" Lu Ziqiao wept.

"What does that have to do with you? You and Mijia don't need water bills at all. It's me and Guan Gu who pay. I only give you a minute to think about it. Should we go or not?"

"Brother, corporal punishment of children is against the law." Lu Ziqiao continued to struggle.

"How do you look like a child?"

"I, I, I... I am a patient now, and there are old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant women on the bus, which means that patients and children are the same kind of people, so you can't punish me physically."

"It seems quite reasonable." Bai Zhi scratched her head.

"That's right, no corporal punishment."

Meijia originally planned to let Bai Zhi punish Lu Ziqiao with great interest, but when Bai Zhi said this, she felt bad, she felt like she was going to be fooled!

"Bai Zhi, don't be fooled by him, his illness is a fake, he is not a patient at all..."

Chapter 17

"I know." Bai Zhi interrupted what Meijia said, and he looked at Lu Ziqiao with good intentions: "Then use your tongue and flush the toilet a hundred times for me."

Meijia was taken aback for a moment, and then gloated even more. This punishment is heavier than punching her a hundred times with her hands.

"What?" Lu Ziqiao was nodding his head while provoking Mei Jia, but when he heard these words, he stopped eating immediately.

"Anyway, you're depressed, and you don't talk much, and you just don't need your tongue, so don't waste these few days." Bai Zhi praised her wit a hundred times: "Hey, don't tell me about your child, I Let me tell you, you are just like a child in body, look at your speech, it is much more powerful than that of a child."

"It's not fair, I just didn't flush the toilet once..."

"Huh??? Once?"

"Um, a few times, why do I have to charge a hundred times?" Lu Ziqiao was a little guilty by Mijia's words, lowered his head and continued to argue.

"Oh, isn't it fair?" Bai Zhi nodded, "Then instead of a hundred times, change it to a thousand times."

"Ah? This..." Lu Ziqiao originally wanted to protest, but as soon as the words came to his lips, he swallowed them hard: "I'll go, can't I go?"

Lu Ziqiao was a little bit about to cry, but she knew that she would not be dead. Apart from Guan Gu, everyone in this apartment knew her better than himself, and each one was better than the other.

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

Yi Fei's voice suddenly appeared behind Bai Zhi. Lu Ziqiao originally planned to pretend to be pitiful, but Bai Zhi gave her such a fierce stare that she didn't even dare to fart, so she could only speak weakly.

"I, I'm a little embarrassed that I didn't flush the toilet today. I'm going to practice now."

"What kind of practice is this kind of trivial thing? You can just cultivate quietly, isn't there us? When encountering difficulties, everyone should help each other."

"listen..."

Lu Ziqiao still wanted to bully Meijia around, but when he saw Baizhi playing with a walnut in his hand, then crushing it viciously, throwing the kernel into his mouth, and pretending to be nonchalant, he couldn't help it. drumming.

"No...no, Yifei, I think it's better for me to develop that habit and not trouble everyone."

"Listen to me, you need to take a good rest now."

"It's really not necessary, I'll go..."

"Shut up..." Yifei yelled, stunned Lu Ziqiao for a moment, and then she realized: "Ahaha, Ziqiao Jun, I didn't mean that. If a friend is in trouble, we should all It is right to help each other.

Everyone also knows that you have been sick for the past few days, and you must be in a daze. You just need to get better in the future, don’t you agree? "

"Yep..."

Baizhi and Meijia looked cooperative, but they still stared at Lu Ziqiao with a fierce look in their eyes.

Lu Ziqiao is in a dilemma right now, and she is about to cry in her heart, all of you are playing with me, right?I was just sleeping, who did I provoke?

First, two people came in out of nowhere and said something inexplicable, then two people came in to punish me, and then a rescuer came.

But the bosses on both sides can't offend, what do you think I can do?I have heard of people being forced to accept punishment, but I have never heard of people being forced to rest.

Brothers, where am I listening?

After countless ideological struggles, Lu Ziqiao finally succumbed to Yifei's despotic power and lay down again.

"That's right! Baizhi, Meijia, take good care of him." Yifei ran out contentedly.

Watching her leave, Bai Zhi stroked her chin and looked at him with a half-smile. Before Lu Ziqiao could breathe a sigh of relief, her chrysanthemum tightened: "Understood, I'm going to practice flushing the toilet a thousand times now."

"Well, a child can be taught. Since you have performed well, let's halve it! Five hundred times is enough."

"Thank you big brother, thank you big brother." Lu Ziqiao's 'excited' eyes filled!But you have to pretend, you said to tell Mr. Zeng and Yifei now, isn't this courting death?

No, what was lost with Bai Zhi must be recovered with Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei.

So, after Lu Ziqiao made up his mind, he sneaked into the bathroom to accept the punishment, thinking in his heart that today he must pretend this illness to the end to soothe his injured little heart.

Of course, Bai Zhi didn't know about this. He didn't know that Lu Ziqiao's ignorance and Meijia's disbelief made Lu Ziqiao even more determined.

Even if he knew it, he just laughed. Do you think Hu Yifei's personality is more benevolent than his own?

Don't forget, although Yifei is a female man, psychologically speaking, she is still a woman. Do you expect a woman to forgive you so generously?Cough, it's not bad if the skull is not lifted for you.

The name of the big devil is not called for nothing.

Therefore, Bai Zhi didn't hear Lu Ziqiao's heartfelt voice, if she did. . .Maybe he will fan the flames and make him lie down for a few more days.

Emmm, the special standard equipment for bad friends, Baizhi is fully equipped, but Lu Ziqiao is still immersed in his own world and cannot extricate himself. . . .

Chapter 18

In one day, Lu Ziqiao was working hard for the punishment of flushing the toilet five hundred times, and Meijia was bored to help him count one by one.

Seeing this scene, Bai Zhi sighed a little, the husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster is imminent, so why bother?You said it’s fine for you to fly your own, why do you have to embarrass your significant other?

"Hey, Yifei, Teacher Zeng, and Ziqiao? Where are you going?" Bai Zhi came out of the toilet refreshed. Today's toilet has no peculiar smell. It seems that Lu Ziqiao has done a good job!

It's just that as soon as he went out, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei taking Lu Ziqiao and didn't know where they were going.

"Well, we're taking Joe to see a therapist."

"See a psychiatrist? Does that thing work?" Bai Zhi stuck out her tongue, obviously shocked.

"Hey, you see that Bai Zhi said it's useless, hey, there's no other way, Yifei has to try it." Zeng Xiaoxian said that he was also very helpless.

"How do you know it's useless? Did you go to see it?" Yi Fei rolled his eyes, he was really helpless towards Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Of course I did."

"what?"

A fire of gossip ignited in the hearts of Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei. Looking at Baizhi's eyes is like looking at a peerless beauty?

"What are you looking at?" Bai Zhi almost gave the two of them a shudder: "It's okay to tell you! After my parents passed away, I was decadent for a month, and my friend recommended me to see a psychiatrist, so I went." .”

"and then?"

"There's a fart and then." Thinking of this Angelica, I burst into anger, and my fists rattled: "The bastard actually ordered my friend to secretly throw away or burn some of my parents' relics, saying yes If you don't see things, you won't think about people, and then you keep talking in my ear, "

"Hiss~ are you sure this is a psychiatrist?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei thought it was a scam, right?

"I don't know, anyway, I smashed his shop."

"..."

"and after?"

"Later, there was no later. I went to practice Sanda for a while. After winning a provincial championship, I thought about it and didn't continue to fight."

"Okay...a unique way to vent!" Zeng Xiaoxian twitched the corners of his mouth, but he didn't see it!This guy is usually cute and cute, but there is a violent factor hidden in his body.

However, Lu Ziqiao felt a chill in his heart. He could already imagine that those contestants who were his opponents would be very miserable.

"Actually, it's not considered venting, because after I learned how to make tea and play chess with the old man in our community, I finally regained my strength."

"What is this operation?"

Bai Zhi shrugged: "Divert your attention! Whether it's making tea or playing chess, you have to relax."

"Okay!" Yifei patted his forehead: "However, the guy you met who was purely half-filled with water has already made an appointment, so it's good to have a look."

"Then I will go with you."

"Alright." Yifei nodded.

. . . . . .

A few people dashed to the psychological counseling office with arrogance, and Zeng Xiaoxian greeted the psychiatrist warmly when they saw the psychiatrist.

When Yifei saw this scene, she was stunned and stayed where she was, as if her soul had been emptied.

"Hey, Zi Qiao, why don't you speak?"

Now that Lu Ziqiao heard Bai Zhi's voice, she felt pain and nervous, and replied nervously: "Let your head fall..."

"Ah?" Bai Zhi struggled for a long time, and finally heard clearly, what this guy said was 'tongue cramp': "Oh, why is your tongue cramp?"

"..."