Bitch living in an apartment

Lu Ziqiao didn't speak, but looked at Bai Zhi resentfully.

mdzz, why is my tongue cramping, don't you have any ideas in your mind?How about trying to pump the toilet with your tongue [-] times?

It's lucky that he only has a cramp in his tongue, and his mouth is not swollen, which is considered a high incense.

"What about Yifei?" Bai Zhi saw that Yifei was frozen in place and did not speak, so she went over to ask intimately.

"Okay! I believe what you said now." Yifei let out a breath.

"why?"

"Look, look, this doctor Ouyang, does he look like a professional psychologist? Seeing his appearance, I'm going to be depressed, let alone other depressed patients. "

Bai Zhi has one big eye and one small eye: "Can you still see it like this?"

"Of course, I dare not say anything else. People are visual animals. I'm sure that this psychiatrist's skills must be unreliable. His patients are definitely incurable."

"Oh..." Bai Zhi said thoughtfully, "Then according to what you say, he will be more reliable."

"what?"

"According to what you said, and following the conclusion that 'you should study more when you are ugly', this guy must be quite professional?"

"The only thing I'm afraid of is that this guy is not smart, and he's going bald like others."

"..."

Ok!Bai Zhi agrees, there is no absolute in this world, just like a popular saying now: It doesn't matter if I'm ugly!As long as I think of the United States on it. . . .

Chapter 19

No matter what Yifei complained about, since they came, they could only be dead horses as a living horse doctor. After Zeng Xiaoxian finished communicating, they took Lu Ziqiao in, and then all the ghosts avoided. . .

But when it came to the doctor's question, when Lu Ziqiao heard Yifei's words, he was relieved for the most part, God wants him to gallop!No one can stop it, is this a blessing in disguise?

"Hey, Zeng Xiaoxian, is the psychiatrist you found reliable? If he tells Ziqiao to vent his anger to Meijia, will Ziqiao do it or not?"

"You said you want to find a psychiatrist? Can you listen to me?"

"Ah~" Yifei became more irritable when she heard this, and paced in front of several people: "I hope Ziqiao is fine, I hope Zhanbo won't let my aunt set fire at home, I'll go, why are there so many people with mental problems around me?" ?”

"Where is it?"

"Look!" Yifei counted with her fingers: "Ziqiao, my aunt, and the two of you, I met four at once."

Bai Zhi, who was bored playing with coins, heard Yifei mentioning herself, and shook the coin with a hand and dropped it on the ground.

"Hey, there are no mental patients in the world, it's just that someone has set a unified worldview for this world, and then those people with different worldviews become the odd numbers of others."

"You can't change the fact by explaining it."

"I didn't intend to change, did I? How great is this, I can travel in my own world, quietly, how great, I can come out from time to time to see you new human beings, and I can take a side when necessary." Two people."

"..."

Ma Dan, Yifei finally saw what it means to not enter the oil and salt. It was the first time she heard that someone was proud of the capital of a lunatic.

"What's wrong with being crazy?" Bai Zhi seemed to see through Yifei's thoughts, and began to brainwash her: "Madman can do things that others dare not do."

"Stop it, then you can stay in your world well! My sister won't go there." Yifei rolled her eyes, this is really not the way normal people should have thoughts.

"Hey, stupid earthlings." Bai Zhi shook her head helplessly.

Dr. Ouyang was tutoring Lu Ziqiao, and they waited boredly.

Not long after, Lu Ziqiao came out and said a lot of things in his mouth. Anyway, everyone didn't understand what he was talking about.

Then everyone saw him crying and running out.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Hen!"

"Forget it." Yifei couldn't wait for the result: "Doctor Ouyang, how is Ziqiao's condition? Is it serious?"

"Uh, the patient's condition is indeed quite rare." Dr. Ouyang sat down in his seat silently about his baldness: "I have just made a clinical diagnosis for him, and the overall conclusion is..."

"Depression?"

"mischief?"

"Um, yes, this gentleman is right." Dr. Ouyang glanced at Bai Zhi, looking a little surprised: "The academic definition is: He tries to make you think he is depressed and depressed, so as to get extra worry, and other ulterior motives."

"Ha, I told you so!" Bai Zhi proudly pointed at herself.

"Impossible?" Yifei grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's hair excitedly.

"How is it impossible? There are generally five symptoms of depression: first, low mood; second, slow thinking; third: decreased willpower; fourth: cognitive impairment; fifth: physical symptoms.

Two days ago, I heard that there was a girl chasing him. Based on this phenomenon, which of the five points does he account for? "

"You already knew? Why didn't you tell us?"

"Do you have a chance to talk to me?" Bai Zhi had an innocent face, he had already been reminding, oh no, he had already made it clear, but why did you get into the horns and blame me?

Fuck, Doctor Ouyang has the vision to kill a hundred Angelica dahurica, this guy is here to mess things up, right?I haven't memorized these yet!Did you just say blah blah blah?

I don't know if Dr. Ouyang's eyes are too aggressive. After Bai Zhi cast a glance, she coughed in embarrassment: "I used to be a depression patient, low-key, low-key!"

"..."

While Dr. Ouyang was relieved, he also became speechless, what the hell is so high-profile about this?It's not a very honorable thing.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei were completely convinced, and immediately became angry.

"It's too much, to deceive our feelings like this?"

"That's right, where can we find such a good friend like us? Give him food, drinks, game consoles, and take him to see psychological counseling."

"Don't worry, take it easy, take it easy." Doctor Ouyang hurried out to smooth things over.

"Relax? If it were you, try it? It's too unfair. When I was hit a few years ago, why didn't anyone care about me? I also wrote a lot of poems that I couldn't understand, but no one I found out, because no one cared about me at all."

"Well, I've asked you so many times, but you didn't say anything!"

"Hey, I'm a man, do you want me to tell you impassionedly and righteously that I'm wearing a cuckold?"

"..."

After Zeng Xiaoxian yelled, he realized something was wrong, and he actually told the truth: "Did I just say something?"

"No! Nothing..." Yifei couldn't bear to say the matter.

"You just said you were cuckolded."

"...".

Chapter 20

"You said just now that you were cuckolded." At this moment, a deadly voice came over.

Yifei could clearly hear Zeng Xiaoxian's heartbroken voice, and looked back at Bai Zhi helplessly.

This guy unexpectedly found a cup set from nowhere, and sat there and began to make tea: "Mr. Zeng, you are too anxious, why don't you sit down and have a drink, let's have a long talk?"

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly remembered: "You said you used to play chess or drink tea to get out of depression, right?"

"Um, well, Xiaoxian, this method has no scientific basis, and it doesn't work for everyone." Dr. Ouyang became anxious immediately. It's hard for him to replace Lu Ziqiao's fat sheep, so he can't just run away like this.

"You can say that if you want." Bai Zhi ignored Dr. Ouyang: "Seeing you now, I suddenly have an idea, I want to build a 'Madman's Club', and you will be our first member , how is it? Are you interested?"

"..."

When several people heard Bai Zhi say this, a word popped up in their minds: idiot.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a step back, fell down on the sofa next to him, and gave a dry laugh: "Well, Doctor Ouyang, why don't we talk about the specific matters of psychological treatment?"

"Okay, in your case..."

"Hey, don't you want to join?" Bai Zhi sighed: "It's a pity, our club needs a talent like you! It's a pity that you don't join."

"No, no, no." Zeng Xiaoxian quickly waved his hands, wiping the cold sweat off his forehead.

The Madman's Club?As soon as I heard it, I knew it was a gathering place for lunatics. To say that I am a talent is definitely not a boast. How could normal people join?

What's more, the name sounds like an MLM organization, is there any?

Bai Zhi definitely doesn't know what Zeng Xiaoxian really thinks, he thinks it's a pretty good idea in his heart, it just so happens that the people in the iPartment are a bunch of psychopaths, which is in line with the recruitment purpose of their club.

"Hey, what are you thinking about? I'm going back." Yifei swayed in front of Bai Zhi, who was still immersed in fantasy, breaking his endless fantasy.

"Going back? So soon? Teacher Zeng recovered?"

"I don't have any illnesses, okay?" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted dissatisfiedly: "But this time, you have to teach Lu Ziqiao a lesson. I'll see if you dare to lie to us like this in the future."

"Whatever, I'll be very busy during this time anyway, don't bother me if you have nothing to do! Don't bother me if you have something to do."

"What do you want to do?" Yifei asked helplessly.

"Didn't I tell you?" Bai Zhi said in horror, "I remember I told you just now! Could it be that I'm hallucinating?"

"You mean your crazy club?" Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian twitched their mouths at the same time.

"Huh~" Bai Zhi breathed out: "I'll just say it! I must have said that I haven't aged to the point where my memory has deteriorated. Yes, this is it. What do you think? The first two registered members have Welfare~"

"What benefits? A madman certificate?" Yifei said weakly.

"Of course not." Bai Zhi said righteously: "Don't look at the simple and crude name of our club. What we are going to do is very great. Moreover, I have a general goal. Don't look at the club without registration. Complete, it is the moment to take off."

"Okay! What's your goal?"

"Simple, the first step, to become a world-renowned club."

"..."

"Then what? Become the most famous club in the entire solar system?" Yifei asked curiously when Bai Zhi fell silent.

"And then... I haven't figured it out yet."

"..."

"I have a suggestion." Zeng Xiaoxian twitched his eyebrows, and he knew he didn't think of anything good.

"tell me the story."

"The second step is to become a well-known club in the country; finally, to become a well-known club in the whole village."

"..." Bai Zhi looked at him as if he was mentally retarded: "Why do I hear this so familiar? Oh, I remembered, it looks like table tennis! First win the world championship, and then win the domestic championship. The champion, is the final champion of the elderly group in the community?"

"Uh, almost the same meaning." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly.

Yifei covered her eyes as if she was defeated by you. You said that it’s fine to make a fuss by herself, and it’s only 3 minutes of heat. Why are you joining in the fun?

"Good idea." Bai Zhi nodded seriously.

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei opened their mouths, did they hear correctly?This guy actually thought it was a good idea?Oh God!

"This is in line with the purpose of our club, crazy people! It is to do the opposite and do things that most people dare not do. This step by step sounds exciting."

"Please, do you think the joke can be taken seriously? Do you think it is possible to realize it?" Yifei couldn't laugh or cry.

"Just kidding, what can be achieved so easily is called a goal, not an ideal." Bai Zhi flipped her hair casually: "Wait! I will definitely spread the glory to the whole world, so that everyone can feel that the Madman Club is here around."

"...by then, the whole world can go crazy."

Zeng Xiaoxian twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, if he really wanted to make it happen, he really couldn't imagine what the world would be like, did he want to shake hands when he went out, instead of shaking feet?

Thinking of this, he shuddered and heaved a sigh of relief. It was so dangerous, but luckily he couldn't make it happen. .

Chapter 21

After returning home, Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei, who knew the truth, abused Lu Ziqiao inhumanely. Of course, Baizhi was not included here. Baizhi didn't believe that he would suffer from depression at the beginning.

Anyway, the matter of Lu Zi pretending to be sick also passed here, and in the next few days, Bai Zhi seemed to have found a target, and stayed away from home every day.

A few days later, in the bar downstairs, Lu Zhanbo and Yifei rarely saw Bai Zhi sitting there alone, holding a pillow in his hand, sitting on the sofa depressed, and they knew they were in a bad mood.