Bitch living in an apartment

As he spoke, Lu Ziqiao clapped his hands, and his back was completely soaked in sweat.

"You also think that nothing is too much?" Bai Zhi seemed to have found a bosom friend, and then her face changed: "Then let's talk about your problem."

"My... what's the problem?"

"What do you say?"

"Understood...Understood." Lu Ziqiao's expression was serious: "I'm going to reject that chick with righteous words, just kidding, can a good man like me be a person who has two feet?"

"Oh? Didn't you catch up?"

"Are you kidding me?" Lu Ziqiao threw the cuckold on the ground as if he had been insulted, and stepped on it: "I, Lu Xiaobu, are suave and suave. I have always been chased by others, and they still want me. Going to hook up with others? From any angle, that chick hit on me! Hey, it's a mistake to be handsome!

In fact, this is also my fault. I didn't wear a mask when I went out, so many women are flying moths to the flame!My fault, I surrender, I am willing to accept all punishment. ".

Chapter 14

Damn, Bai Zhi's forehead is full of black lines, I've never seen such a brazen person who put on a green hat willingly, and still say such a thing so righteously?

Facts have proved that when people face death, their potential is extremely huge, and Lu Ziqiao explained this truth very well.

"But I clearly heard whose song you are learning? It's not the one you're chasing, so why do you want to follow suit?"

"Nothing, how can I call it what I like? I was originally a fan of hers, but I also met a fan like me, so it's a bit..."

"Share each other?"

"Yes, it's the word you said. Hey, you also know that it's hard to find a confidant. Sometimes it looks a little closer. In fact, she is just a special female friend."

Lu Ziqiao sighed, and couldn't help but be deeply impressed by her wit, now it's all right, if Bai Zhi encounters her picking up girls in the future, it will be very easy to get away with it.

"MDZZ." Bai Zhi retorted fiercely, do you think I have never heard the phrase 'It is absolutely impossible to maintain a pure friendship between a man and a woman'?This is what you later proved yourself.

"Well, if there's nothing else, I'll go first."

"Okay, let's go!" Bai Zhi knew at a glance that this guy must be evil, but he already knew what kind of person Lu Ziqiao was, and it was just fun to make things difficult, and he really didn't expect Lu Ziqiao to become a monk.

Lu Ziqiao ran out as if there were hundreds of ghosts chasing him. He was really afraid that Bai Zhi would be punished if he didn't pay attention. He didn't have any family or property for him to destroy. One life, is it going to be killed by him directly?

Bai Zhi, a cozy Ge You, lay on the sofa, continuing to watch the boring TV series.

Since time travel and rebirth, he has watched fewer movies and TV shows. There is no way, he has seen all these things, and he can still feel nostalgic after watching them once or twice. up.

However, although 3602 looks quite quiet today, it is also the busiest.

Not long after Lu Ziqiao left, Yifei sneaked in from the door. Bai Zhi was lying on the sofa, and Yifei didn't see him at all.

When Bai Zhi heard the movement, she glanced back curiously, just in time to meet the bowed Yifei.

"Ah~"

"Ah~"

"What are you doing? You're sneaky, there's no movement at all." Yifei patted his chest, almost having a heart attack.

"I should be the one asking you this question. Didn't you see that the TV is on?" Bai Zhi complained, and she definitely didn't move at all.

Yifei glanced left and right: "Are you alone at home?"

"Oh~~~ No, there is Mika helping Guan Gu clean the studio."

"Where's Zi Qiao?"

"He just went out."

"When are you coming back?"

"I don't know, but I don't think I'll be back for a while." Bai Zhi replied truthfully, Lu Ziqiao was fooled by herself like a hozen, and she would definitely hide from the limelight. Isn't it just for fun to come back so soon?

"That's good."

"What are you doing?" Bai Zhi asked curiously.

I saw Hu Yifei walking towards Lu Ziqiao's room swaggeringly, and glanced at Guan Gu's studio from time to time, as if worried about something.

"You don't mind me, listen! If Mijia comes out, you hold her back for me, do you hear me?"

"why?"

"If you tell you to do it, you just do it. Why are there so many?" Hu Yifei gave Bai Zhi a hard look, and was very displeased with his lack of vision.

"Oh~" Bai Zhi sat down obediently, he doesn't want to run away now, it's better to be his handsome boy honestly.

"It's weird." Not long after, Hu Yifei came out of Lu Ziqiao's room, forgetting to close the door, with a depressed look on her face.

"What happened to you?"

Hu Yifei seemed to be struggling with something, and instead of answering Bai Zhi's culture, she glanced at him thoughtfully: "Let me ask you! Did Zi Qiao lose anything, like a note! What small objects! Or What looks good, and he still throws it away because he is not willing to part with it?"

"Things that I don't want to give up but still throw away?" Bai Zhi felt that there was something wrong with this sentence, but after thinking about it carefully, she felt that there was nothing wrong with it: "Oh, yes!"

"Really? Where?"

"In the Pacific Ocean."

"Ah?" Hu Yifei was taken aback.

"When he was in the tub this morning, he accidentally threw his last crayfish into the toilet, and he cried for a long time when he came out! It is estimated that he has reached the Pacific Ocean now."

"..." Yifei felt his stomach churning: "He ate crayfish when he was on the tuba?"

"To be precise, he also brought a plate of peanuts and a can of beer, and stayed there for half an hour!"

"Damn, are you disgusting? Wait, no." Yifei cursed, and suddenly thought of something: "Why did he choose to be in the toilet? Oh, that is to say, he knows that he is no longer here. I have to choose the toilet? So, he must know?”

"Know what?" Bai Zhi leaned forward curiously.

Yifei rolled his eyes: "Of course he has been cuckolded. I said you are his roommate, can it be useful? Can you let him talk about it at a critical moment?"

Bai Zhi felt that she had been shot by an arrow in her knee, so could she also be shot?He knew Lu Ziqiao's peeing nature, and if he believed that Lu Ziqiao would be depressed because of wearing a cuckold, then he might as well believe that he could return to his own world by wiping his neck! .

Chapter 15

"How do I feel, are you worried too much?"

"Why are you worrying too much?" Yifei glared at him dissatisfied: "Who would go to the toilet to drink and eat peanuts when he has nothing to do? Isn't it because he has been ill for a long time and can't talk about it, causing a psychopath?"

"You think too much..." Bai Zhi almost didn't laugh because of this reason, it was the first time he heard that he would go to the bathroom to eat because of depression: "Just now when Zi Qiao went out, he said that a girl hooked him up, maybe It was because of love that it became perverted."

"What? I'm starting to look for the next one? It's over, has the matter reached such a point of getting out of hand?" Yifei slapped his forehead, feeling unbelievable: "No, I have to look again, look There is no room for rescue."

"..." Bai Zhi looked at Yi Fei who was walking around anxiously, and suddenly felt that this was a very sad story.

"What are you watching? You spend the whole day in the air, and when you're not doing business, you just watch TV shows that don't have much nutrition."

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Then what can I do?"

"..." Yifei was discouraged immediately: "Forget it, I guess you can't do anything big, tell me, besides drinking in the toilet, what other abnormal things does he have?"

"Hmm~" Bai Zhi thought for a while: "Oh, just now, he threw the hat he just bought on the ground and stepped on it twice, and threw a note into the trash can. I saw that note in the past two days. Joe held the one that he muttered all day, probably..."

"Why didn't you say something so important earlier?"

"I..."

"Forget it, I don't have time to talk nonsense to you, you can go and cool off!"

"..."

Bai Zhi withdrew her outstretched hand, and swallowed the words she was about to spit out, because she had already reached out to rummage through the trash can in their apartment.

"You are so disgusting!"

"..."

Yifei found the note, gave Bai Zhi a hard look, and strode out the door.

"Hey, these two psychopaths really committed crimes!" Bai Zhi shook her head, if you were single in name at the time, if you insisted on picking up girls and flirting with men at this time, wouldn't this be making people talk?

. . . . . .

3602 regained a short period of calm, but this was broken after Guan Gu came back.

Uh, although it has nothing to do with Guan Gu, it does have something to do with him.

An uninvited guest came outside the door, a child knocked on their door with a pot of garlic, and Bai Zhi went to open the door.

"Hello, uncle."

"Hello, who are you looking for?"

"Uncle, we are donating to polar bears, do you want to participate?" The child asked politely.

"Polar bear?"

"Yes! There was freezing rain in Antarctica, and many polar bears froze to death after getting wet."

"It's freezing rain in Antarctica, and the polar bear is freezing to death? Is there any relationship between the two?" Bai Zhi frowned and said with a puzzled expression.

"Uncle, why are you so stupid? It's freezing rain, of course you will be frozen to death?"

"I know that polar bears are born in the North Pole, but penguins are from the South Pole. If it rains in the South Pole, then the penguins should be frozen to death. It's nothing to do with the polar bears?"

"Oh, I was wrong, the penguin was frozen to death."

"..."

Hey, kid, how did your parents teach you to cheat at such a young age?How did your teacher teach you?

"But you obviously have a picture of a polar bear in your hand, how can there be a penguin?"

"Hey, uncle, why are you so stupid? I took the photo in my hand, didn't I show it to you? That means I'm not talking about polar bears."

"What TM said makes sense, but I'm speechless." Bai Zhi lost to this brat, who taught it?Such a monster?

"Okay, you wait! I'll get you money, by the way, you seem to say that donations can send garlic, right?"

"It's not garlic, it's a card for a good person, garlic is just a foil." The kid replied righteously, it looked like someone insulted him.

"Okay, okay, good person card, your sister, I have never been issued a good person card before, and it was broken by you." Bai Zhi muttered, went back to her room, took her wallet and walked out, holding a red envelope in her hand : "No, take it!"

"Thank you uncle, the polar bear will thank you."

The bear boy happily took the red envelope, threw a piece of garlic to Bai Zhi and ran away.

Bai Zhi licked her mouth, looked at his back in a daze, and took a bite of raw garlic: "It's only a dime, why should I be so happy?"

"Bai Zhi, who was that just now? What's in your hand?" At this moment, Guan Gu and Meijia came out of the room and asked curiously.

"A brat, came to sell garlic. I thought he was pitiful, so I bought it."

"Eh..." Meijia looked at Bai Zhi who was eating raw garlic, her head was covered with cold sweat: "Hey...hehe...hehehe, how much did you give?"

"one cent."

"I bought a piece of garlic for a dime...an extra pot? So cheap? Where is the kid? I want to buy it too."

Meijia's eyes widened when she heard that, even though she doesn't know how to count, but if you want to talk about bargaining, that's a woman's housekeeping skill. With such a price, anyone would be tempted.

"Just went out, now there is still time to catch up."

"Then I'll go now." Meijia wanted to catch up when she heard this, but was stopped by Baizhi.

"I haven't finished yet! Let me tell you! When you give money, you must wrap a red envelope, to make it auspicious, and to save some face for the children, you understand?"

"Understood, I am the most considerate, I will definitely get the biggest red envelope, and I will definitely not hurt the children's face."

"..."

Well, let us mourn for that bear boy!No matter who taught it, Bai Zhi's move was a slap in the face. . . .

Chapter 16

When they came back, it was Meijia and Wanyu who came back together. Both of them had a pot or two of garlic in their hands. Obviously, they all went to buy garlic for their children.

Bai Zhi can already see the child's suffering, you said that the red envelope cannot be opened in front of others, but once they leave, you can open it and have a look.