Bitch living in an apartment

"..."

"..." Yifei squinted her eyes and looked at Bai Zhi dangerously. Bai Zhi suddenly felt her back sweating, and laughed dryly: "Ha...haha, you keep going."

"Then, look into my righteous eyes." Yifei continued with a righteous face: "Then I will show them, and tell her that I know everything, stop lying to yourself.

Everyone has their own secrets in their hearts, it's not shameful, we all have to face this real world in the end, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, it's time to turn back!

Then, I walked away without looking back, and let her calm down. If she still had a little conscience, she would understand that impulse is the devil, and all of this is just a cloud. "

'Papa papa~'

As soon as Yifei finished speaking, flowers appeared next to her, and then there was applause. Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei were stunned.

"What you said makes my blood boil!" Bai Zhi excitedly shook Yi Fei's hand: "I'll confess to you right now."

"What are you confessing?" Yifei was taken aback by the flowers.

"Actually, there is a sentence that I've wanted to say for a long time since I moved into the love apartment. Now, it's time to tell you." Bai Zhi said solemnly.

"What's going on?"

"I..."

"Ok?"

"The night I moved in, I confused you with Mr. Zeng's milk. I drank yours. I found out later, so I poured a little water into it, just because I was afraid that you would blame me for touching you without saying hello. Things, you don't blame me, do you?"

"Hiss~" Hu Yifei was still immersed in some imaginations. Hearing this sentence, he didn't react instantly: "No wonder my taste is a little weak, it was diluted."

"So you don't blame me? Well, that's good."

"What? You dare to pour water into my milk?" Yifei exploded when he heard it: "Asshole, do you want to die?"

"Hoo~ I'm so nervous."

Just when Yifei was about to impose sanctions on Baizhi, Lu Zhanbo ran in from the door, attracting everyone's attention and saving Baizhi's life at the same time.

"Huh? Zhanbo? Why are you here?"

"Didn't you tell me to come over without looking back?" Lu Zhanbo said in a daze.

"When will I... hiss~" Hu Yifei gasped: "It's over, it's over, it's over, I forgot about this, it's all your fault, one of you has been tossing around all night, and the other is so perverted that you can spy on others."

"..."

"If I had known, I wouldn't be coming back. I'm still hungry, so I might as well finish eating over there." Bai Zhi complained silently, half of a plate of radishes was eaten by Zeng Xiaoxian, which made him even hungrier now.

"Tsk~ It's fine if you don't help, and make trouble, believe it or not, when you find a girlfriend in the future, I will sit next to you. Let me see how your girlfriend reacts?"

"Sit next to me?" Bai Zhi nodded seriously: "I think it's fine, she should be very happy."

"..." Yifei didn't answer in one breath: "What are you thinking? Why do I feel that what you told me is not on the same channel!"

"This is what you're concerned about?" Zeng Xiaoxian cast a contemptuous look at Yifei: "Isn't that the point behind? He has a girlfriend, why haven't I heard you say it?"

"Did I ever say 'I have a girlfriend'?" Bai Zhi felt that Zeng Xiaoxian's brain was a bit big.

"The meaning of what you said just now means that you know your girlfriend's character. Doesn't this mean you have a girlfriend? Or, do you have a girl you like?"

"That's right." Hu Yifei's eyes lit up: "Say, talk! Tell us."

"Of course." Bai Zhi raised her head like a proud rooster: "I won't tell you! She has been with me for ten years. When I am hungry, she brings me food. When it is cold, she Add clothes for me, when I am sleepy, she guides me the way to rest..."

"Ka~" Zeng Xiaoxian put away his smile immediately: "Can you talk about the key points?"

"Why do I feel a little strange when I hear this?" Hu Yifei bit her finger, always feeling weird: "Is your girlfriend still your childhood sweetheart?"

"When you say that, I also find it a bit strange. Where is it strange?" Zeng Xiaoxian put his hand on his chin like a detective: "Why does it sound like there is more than one woman? There seem to be more than one?"

"Ah? So you are such a scumbag?" Yifei gave Bai Zhi a look of contempt, and almost kicked her.

"That..." Lu Zhanbo said weakly: "Is it just me that Bai Zhi is talking about his hands, eyes and brain?"

"...".

Chapter 12

Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei felt that their IQs had been seriously insulted, why should they be with each other every day for ten years?What will add clothes to you, and what will bring you vegetables?

What girlfriend?People who don't do these things are called disabled people.

Bai Zhi gave Lu Zhanbo a thumbs up for his wit, it really is very good!Although the emotional intelligence is not high, but this guessing riddle is indeed accurate.

But having said that, Bai Zhi's type of answer is the kind that kills the chatter, and the whole suite fell into an embarrassing situation in an instant.

Until Wan Yu rushed in from the outside: "Eh? Are you all there?"

"Hi, Wanyu?"

"Hi..." Wan Yu greeted shyly, "I have something to say to Zhan Bo."

"Well, let's avoid it."

"Um, it's not necessary, anyway, you all know it, and I won't hide it from you." Wan Yu bowed her head in embarrassment, as if she had done something wrong.

"Well, you are the daughter of Lin's International Bank. Because you avoided the blind date arranged by your family, you bought a plane ticket and came here."

"..."

The faces of several people froze, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Bai Zhi, then at Wan Yu, who nodded in a daze, wondering why Bai Zhi knew this.

"Hiss~" Yifei almost fainted, she asked Baizhi in disbelief: "How do you know? Could it be..."

"That's right." Bai Zhi sighed, and replied meaningfully: "I won't keep it from you anymore..."

I saw him take a stack out of his pocket. . .newspaper?

"I just read it from the newspaper, hahaha, there is a reward of 300 million yuan for finding Wanyu, hahaha~"

'Duang~'

Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian slammed their heads on the coffee table, speaking so seriously, they thought Bai Zhi was also hiding something!So you told me this?

"Haha...hahaha~" Wan Yu laughed awkwardly: "Well, anyway, I really didn't deliberately lie to you, if you want to take this bounty, I won't stop you."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Do we look like that kind of people?" Yifei said righteously, "Ask them, are we blind to money?"

But her words didn't get a proper response, she looked back and saw Zeng Xiaoxian was biting his fingers and thinking, and stepped on his instep.

"Ah~" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled, and said with a smile: "That's right, how could we be that kind of people? Since we live in the same apartment, we are friends. Between friends, we must be thinking about your happiness. "

"That's right." Bai Zhi honestly followed suit, and this move made Yifei very satisfied. Suddenly, he changed his style: "Isn't it just 300 million? It doesn't look like anyone else, sending beggars?"

"..."

A few people looked at this person as if they were mentally retarded. This person came back from the inflationary future world hundreds of years later, right? 300 million to send beggars?Give me a dozen of such local tyrants, uh, don't need a dozen, just one will do.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Bai Zhi touched her cheek, there was no flower on her face!

"Can you not talk?" Yifei rolled his eyes, always thinking that if this guy said a word, he would be hit once, but then he found that this guy was like putting together dozens of catties of liquor, even the cow brought himself It's all blown up.

"Hehe." It was Lu Zhanbo's turn, ignoring Bai Zhi's mental illness, and said affectionately: "Wan Yu, I have been studying since I was a child, and it can be said that I know nothing but reading. The first day I met you was also my true love. First day of independence, so I can understand how you feel too.

Don't worry, we only know Lin Wanyu who sells pirated copies, not the daughter of Lin International. "

"Zhanbo, thank you."

Wan Yu laughed happily and gave Lu Zhanbo a holy hug.

"Hey, did you commit a crime?"

"Tsk?" Yifei gave Bai Zhi a hard look: "If you don't shut up, believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth apart?"

"I'll just say one thing, really just one sentence." Bai Zhi stretched out a finger: "I mean, why don't we avoid it for a while? Or let people understand more deeply. Don't you think we are getting in the way now?"

"It makes sense." Yi Fei nodded, expressed her appreciation to Bai Zhi, and kicked Zeng Xiaoxian: "Get out, give the space to others, and you want to satisfy your perverted psychology, don't you?"

"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian felt like crying, "Why is it always me who gets hurt?"

"Hey, brother." Bai Zhiyu hugged Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder earnestly: "You should learn from me, I, Bai Zhi, like to tell the truth, but I can always step on the snow without a trace and get out of trouble, what do I rely on? "

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded thoughtfully: "You mean: rely on you running fast? You can perfectly avoid the explosives, and then wait for others to cool down naturally before coming back?"

"No, I mean, it's because of my outstanding personality, my brain that can act according to circumstances, and my long legs that are at least half as long as yours. It's that simple."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian, died at the age of 28, the cause of death: died of anger. . . .

Chapter 13

"Yo~ welcome Mr. Guan Gu to live in the love apartment, cheers..."

Lu Ziqiao returned home and explained to everyone that Guan Gu was the new roommate he had recruited, so everyone proposed to go for a while and greet Guan Gu by the way.

However, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian did not follow because of a misunderstanding, fearing that the situation would become embarrassing, and Lu Ziqiao was busy picking up girls, so they also did not go.

Therefore, only Bai Zhi, Lu Zhanbo, Wan Yu, Mei Jia and Guan Gu were present.

"Guan Gu, I have something to ask you!"

"whats the matter?"

Bai Zhi put down the wine glass solemnly: "It is said that you have an affair with Meijia, can you tell me how far you have developed?"

"..."

"Have legs? No! Don't Mijia and I have four legs together?" Guan Gu corrected Bai Zhi's mistake with a gesture.

Meijia twitched her mouth: "Who did you hear that from?"

"Teacher Zeng said."

"Nonsense, I meant to be Mr. Guan Gu's assistant, that's why I appeared in the same room with Guan Gu."

"Oh I see."

Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu could only smile awkwardly, Guan Gu didn't know what it meant, but they could hear it.

They thought that if Zeng Xiaoxian knew that Bai Zhi had sold him out like this, would he be angry and give him back the Piao Piao punch?

"Hey, let's not talk about this." Lu Zhanbo felt that he wanted to change the topic, and he might be able to talk about it to a certain extent: "Is Guan Gu still used to living here?"

"Oh, I'm very used to it, but I heard that you are very modest, but after I came here, I found out that it's not like that."

"why?"

"After I came here, I can see everywhere that the people are good at agriculture, business and development, and development. I know you are good at many things now, so you don't need to write about it everywhere, right?"

Coupled with his troubled touching of the head and his innocent little expression, it's really annoying!

. . . . . .

Early the next morning, Bai Zhi got up. On the contrary, this guy did not have the lack of energy that modern youths should have, but was full of energy.

Hey, there is no way, I went to bed too early yesterday, even if he wanted to stay in bed, he felt boring.

Seeing the busyness in the apartment, Guan Gu went out early, saying that he had signed up for a Chinese class and was going to class today, and Meijia was busy cleaning the house alone.

Lu Ziqiao was even busier, typing out cheat sheets and muttering words.

"Zi Qiao, what are you doing?"

"Recite the lyrics!" Lu Ziqiao took off the earphones and sat down next to Bai Zhi: "Let me tell you! One of the secrets of chasing girls is to match the girl she likes. The chick I hooked up with yesterday is Sun's daughter." Fans, of course I have to do some work, hehehe~"

"Wait?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin and looked him up and down: "A new girl you dated? Are you on two boats?"

"No...not..." Lv Ziqiao's smile froze, and then he remembered that he and Meijia were a fake couple, although he and Meijia knew it, but this should not be known to others!

Bai Zhi narrowed her eyes and smiled like a stepmother: "Did you know? I also met a bastard who stepped on two boats before. Guess what happened to him?"

"What...how...what's the matter?" Lu Ziqiao asked stutteringly, trembling from the look in his eyes.

"Actually, it's not that bad. It's just that the family's property has evaporated a little bit, people have been injured a little bit, and the family has broken up a little bit by the way, that's all."

"You said a little bit...is it a little bit more or a little bit less?"

Bai Zhi smiled and shook her head, gently took the fruit knife next to her, and gently snapped it off, "啪~", the fruit knife snapped off in response: "No, just throw it like this, it's very light It's a punishment, right?"

"Gulu~" Lu Ziqiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and looked at the fruit knife that had been broken into two parts in horror: "It's very light... really light, nothing is too much for this kind of bastard who is on two boats, well done."