Bitch living in an apartment

When Lin Wanyu came down from the stairs, Lu Zhanbo felt uncomfortable like a monkey, and Bai Zhi could feel the goose bumps on his body when he was next to him.

"Hi, Wanyu, did Zhanbo treat you to dinner?"

"Yes!" Lin Wanyu sat down opposite, and asked Lu Zhanbo curiously: "Zhanbo, why don't you sit down!"

"Ah! I, I, I..."

Lu Zhanbo didn't even know to pick it up, there are only two positions here, who knows that Baizhi will suddenly come out!

"You Baizhi who kills thousands of knives, if Zhanbo fails, I will never end with you." Hu Yifei saw through the binoculars that Baizhi sat down unceremoniously, her teeth clucking. .

Chapter 9

"Zhanbo, you tell Bai Zhi that I need to find him and tell him to go out immediately."

Hu Yifei gritted her teeth, witnessed Bai Zhi's ability to make trouble, endured her anger that almost burst out, and did not come over to tear Bai Zhi's ear off.

"Bai Zhi, my sister said she has something to do with you, why don't you go and have a look?"

"Ah?" Bai Zhi was taken aback for a moment, then remembered that Hu Yifei should be looking at this side, and shook her head frantically: "I won't go."

"Why? Feifei should have something to do with you, right?" Wan Yu was curious to see Bai Zhi as if she had seen a ghost.

"No, I offended her just now, and she is now looking for me everywhere."

"Then..." Wan Yu tilted her head and thought for a while, "How about I help you plead for mercy."

"Um, don't you need it? She definitely won't eat this set."

"That..." Lu Zhanbo raised his hand: "Just now my elder sister said that if you don't go out, she will pour water on your bed."

"..."

"Stop it! I haven't bought a new quilt cover yet, so I can't splash it!" Bai Zhi wailed and rushed out.

"Small man, I can't cure you anymore?" Yifei, who was peeping on the balcony opposite, turned her nose and listened proudly to Bai Zhi's voice hurriedly running back to the room: "Zuo Shandiao, continue, the first wave of the Three Waves Mantra" ,romantic."

3601's music sounded, and Lu Zhanbo nervously looked at Wan Yu's face, as if he was afraid of what would happen to her.

However, the truth is that he overthinks it. As Lin Wanyu graduated from the Conservatory of Music, music is indeed more romantic than other things.

It is a pity that the gap between the enemy and us is far greater than what Lu Zhanbo and Yifei imagined, which is the main reason for their failure. . .

Bai Zhi rushed back to the room and found that his bed was still dry, obviously no water had been splashed on it, which made him heave a sigh of relief.

It's not that he made too much fuss. With Hu Yifei's urine, the possibility of this is infinitely close to [-]%.

After confirming that the door was locked, Bai Zhi went out, Zeng Xiaoxian was still twisting his buttocks to spy on Meijia and Guan Gu's conversation, and Yifei was also teaching Lu Zhanbo to fight wits and courage with Wan Yu on the balcony.

"Yifei, do you have anything to eat? I'm hungry."

"Don't make trouble, I haven't settled the matter with you just now! Go and play." Without looking back, Yifei drove Bai Zhi away like a fly.

"..." Bai Zhi was helpless, he just took a bite and was scared away by Yifei, but now he is even hungrier: "Mr. Zeng, do you have anything to eat? I'm starving to death."

"Shhh, are you sick? You don't go to the refrigerator to find something to eat? What if they find out?"

"The refrigerator is gone." Bai Zhi replied seriously: "Forget it if you don't have one, I'll ask Meijia if she has one."

"Stop." Zeng Xiaoxian quickly grabbed Bai Zhi's arm and pulled him aside: "Ancestor, why don't you stop for a while!? I'm looking for evidence of Meijia's cheating. Nuo, I have chewing gum here. You can take it first." Let’s have some food, can I treat you to something delicious later?”

"Chewing gum? This can also make you hungry!" Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, it was useless to chew out her cheeks!

"Hurry up and go! Don't bother me."

"All right!"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and put the chewing gum aside, went to the refrigerator to check if there was anything delicious.

"Who bought this, such a big radish?" Bai Zhi took out a white radish as thick as his arm, and twitched the corner of her mouth: "What a stinky fart after eating this?"

Finally, Bai Zhi didn't bother Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian's peeping, and worked in the kitchen by herself.

'Kang lang~' "Damn, which bastard, broke the knife?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei slapped their foreheads, and rushed over to cover Bai Zhi's mouth: "What exactly do you want? Can you calm down."

"woooooooo~~"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei let go, and Bai Zhi continued: "I'm hungry, I want to eat something, who broke the kitchen knife?"

"You can't use a fruit knife if the kitchen knife is broken?" Yifei growled in a low voice.

"It makes sense." Bai Zhi nodded and continued to work.

'Wow~'

Before Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei took a few steps, there was another voice. Looking back, Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Unexpectedly, I accidentally sprinkled water, you guys keep busy."

The two rolled their eyes and continued to be busy with their own affairs.

"The alarm has been lifted, Zuo Shandiao, where is the progress now?"

'Peng~'

"Which psycho has chewing gum sticking to the gas range?"

A few 'well' characters appeared on Yifei's forehead: "Zuo Shandiao, leave me alone, and do your own thing well."

"Da da da~"

"scoff~"

"Ping ping pong ~"

"I can't take it anymore." Hu Yifei roared, and Lu Zhanbo, who was on the opposite side, was almost deafened, and explained to Wan Yu what was going on with an apologetic smile.

Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other, rushed over, one covered his mouth, hugged his upper body, and the other lifted his feet.

He found a random piece of clothing, tied up his hands and feet, and sealed his mouth with tape.

Hu Yifei still couldn't do it, so he found another piece of clothing and tied him directly to the sofa. Even if he wanted to roll off the sofa, it became a luxury. .

Chapter 10

"Woooooo~"

Bai Zhi was wriggling on the sofa like a caterpillar, but no one responded to the voice that didn't know what he was talking about, and these movements, Mijia and Guan Gu in the room didn't hear a single sound, they were still discussing inside wearing something.

Only then did the two get a short period of peace, and continued to complete the things they had not completed.

I don't know how long it took, but when Zeng Xiaoxian was listening to the conversation between Mijia and Guan Gu with sore teeth, he suddenly felt a drop of water dripping on his head.

"Is it raining?" Zeng Xiaoxian muttered.

'Bajibaji~'

The voice appeared in his ears, and he looked up, Bai Zhi was eating something standing behind him.

Before he could figure out how Bai Zhi escaped, a drop of water landed on his eyes again.

"Ah... woo woo woo~"

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to howl, but Bai Zhi quickly covered his mouth, and dragged him to the side of the sofa: "Shh, if you don't want to be tied up, don't make noise."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Zeng Xiaoxian finally realized the feeling of being unable to yell anymore.

"Ah woo woo~" He kept rubbing his eyes, rushed to the kitchen quickly, and then quickly washed his eyes.

When he felt better, he tried to open his eyes, and only then did he see clearly what was dripping on his eyes.

Bai Zhi sat innocently on the sofa, and on the table was a plate of radish-like cold dish, sprinkled with peppers.

And Zeng Xiaoxian smelled that smell, and there was a smell of vinegar.

"What the hell do you want to do?"

"I saw you looking so happy, I just wanted to see what you saw?"

"I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about what are you eating?" Zeng Xiaoxian was about to fight Bai Zhi.

"Oh, what are you talking about!" Bai Zhi poked a piece of radish with a toothpick and put it in his mouth: "Caitousheng! It's a place for snacks, and there is really nothing to eat in the refrigerator, so I can only use this to deal with it. Don't try it? It tastes very good."

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian frowned, came over to take the toothpick and ate a piece: "Mmm~~It's not bad..."

Then, as if thinking of something: "Fuck, don't change the subject, how did you break free?"

Bai Zhi spread her hands, saying that she didn't change the subject by herself, I answered everything you asked?

"Do you still have to break free?" Bai Zhi scratched her head strangely: "As long as this... this... and then this, come out at once, you guys are too unprofessional."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide, looked at Bai Zhi lying face down on the sofa, clasped his hands behind his back, bent his waist, formed a circle with his hands and feet, and continued to untie the rope on his feet.

Then he turned over, twisted his arms over his head, twisted to the front, and bit off the rope on the handle with his mouth.

The whole process was smooth and flowing, and Bai Zhi didn't even show any painful expression.

"Brother, are you a rubber man? Your waist isn't broken, is it?"

"I don't believe it, I still can't make a little girl's film?" Hu Yifei walked in from the balcony angrily, and when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Bai Zhi, she became furious: "You two bastards, can't you be quiet? What if I failed, am I the first to kill you?

Eh, wait?Bai Zhi, why did you come out?Zeng Xiaoxian, did you untie it? "

"Baa~" Zeng Xiaoxian obviously hadn't reacted from Bai Zhi's set of actions just now, so he answered Yifei in a daze.

"Oh, it's really not a big deal, I just practiced yoga."

"Masters practicing yoga?" Zeng Xiaoxian was annoyed, looking at Bai Zhi like a monster.

"Say you are illiterate?" Bai Zhi hasn't spoken yet!Yifei explained helplessly: "Yoga itself was invented by a man. It is better for others to practice this than you, a guy who can't even run 100 meters."

"That's right." Bai Zhi agreed.

"Hey, why don't you do your perverted things?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered and came to his senses: "If you don't tell me, I'd have forgotten, this time something really happened, you may not believe me if I say it, but if I were to describe Zi Qiao with a cartoon character, it would be: Hulk. "

"Hulk?" Bai Zhi scratched her head, "Oh, you mean, Zi Qiao has mutated? Let's be careful."

"Change your size! The point is 'green', understand?"

"not understand."

"You mean? Meijia???" Bai Zhi was pretending, but Yifei could understand it, and she obviously didn't believe it: "Impossible, Zi Qiao is very handsome, if my brother had half his charm, I would laugh in my dreams Wake up."

"Hey, the strong have their own strong hands, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall! Oops~"

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Bai Zhi slapped him on the back of the head: "The answer is wrong, continue to answer."

"Brother, I'm not guessing riddles, why did you answer wrong!"

"No, people asked you what happened to Meijia, what poems do you read? Are you pretending to be a literary youth? Believe it or not, I will beat you?" Bai Zhi said seriously.

"..."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and didn't want to talk to this psychopath, so he dragged Yifei to the door of Guan Gu's room: "Come on, don't say I'm talking nonsense, listen to it yourself."

"...".

Chapter 11

3602, on the sofa, Bai Zhi hugged the pillow and watched Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian sighing one after another in a bored manner.

"Hey, I don't know that a woman's heart is a needle in the bottom of the sea. In this world, people's hearts are not ancient!"

"What's the use of sighing? Aren't you the host? Hurry up and uphold justice!"

"What kind of presiding law?"

"If you hadn't stopped me, I would have rushed in and knocked them down..."

"Then it's not suitable for children." Bai Zhi complained beside her.