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Bai Zhi sneered twice: "Hehe~ There will be delicious food in the future, but Meijia bought another fifty catties of pork, which will be enough for us to eat for several days."

"Pork is okay, at least there are more ways to make it, and the taste is better." Curry sauce breathed a sigh of relief. Pork will not get tired of eating quickly, and fifty catties of pork sounds like a lot, but so many people Eat it, and finish it in a few days. . .

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help sighing: "Hey, what Meijia looks at is his face. The new guy from the supermarket has a sissy look. I don't know why he is attractive. Every time he sells something to Meijia, he always sells one. He earns a lot of money." The commission is higher than what I used to sell cosmetics."

Bai Zhi coughed, and glanced casually: "Cough~ I'm also curious, girls look at that guy, isn't it the same as we look at Yifei? Why did Meijia fall into such a trap?"

"..."

The corner of Yifei's mouth twitched, Ma Dan, my old lady was sitting here, and she was shot while sitting?Did you make a mistake?Be careful I kill you~

This is an unresolved mystery, and Lu Ziqiao's feeling of being unloved has already permeated the outside: "Hey, the little money that Mai Xiaobing finally made is being fed to Xiao Xianrou by you."

"It's not all about Meijia's fault. The preference for good-looking people is determined by people's biological instinct." Xiao Hei seemed to have heard a few people's words, and walked in from the outside: "A beautiful face is often highly related to health. It is related, and health is closely related to human biological instinct, but human biological instinct is also flawed and unfair. To overcome the problems caused by this instinct, my invention is needed.

Congratulations to all of you, you are the lucky ones in a million who got the chance to try out my new invention for free. "

"I obviously heard from the bartender that you told him directly to give it to us." Yu Mo couldn't help complaining.

Xiao Heiquan didn't feel any embarrassment, but said with a smile, "` ‖ Are you happy?"

"Happy, such a good thing as a free trial has never happened to me. It seems that I am going to be lucky." Zhang Wei is not lucky.

After waiting for Zhang Wei to finish speaking, Xiao Hei took out something from the bag: "This is my new invention, glasses with average looks."

"Average appearance? What do you mean?"

"To put it simply, whether it's a small fresh meat or an old bacon, you have to wear him. Everyone's face looks the same and will become an average face. That's why he is also called the "equal treatment glasses."

The famous science fiction writer, Ted Chiang, once described this kind of glasses in his novel, discussing the influence of appearance on society. Through my efforts, this pair of glasses has become a reality. "

"There is no wiper as I said, bad review."

At this time, a voice came from a corner, and the corners of several (Wang De's) mouths twitched, to see who could say such two words, sure enough, it was Bai Zhi.

He saw that everyone was looking at him: "What are you looking at? Wearing glasses is the most troublesome thing, and you have to wash the glasses yourself. There is no wiper. If the glasses get dirty, you have to take them off and wash them. It was not possible at that time." Seeing people as they really are? What's the point of that?"

"Cough~" Xiao Hei laughed dryly: "I did install the windshield wiper you mentioned last time on the glasses, and the effect is good, but this time I was in a hurry, and I didn't have time to install it. When the glasses are officially launched , will install that thing."

"When will it be listed?"

"It depends on the effect." Xiao Hei said calmly: "I calculated through big data and found an average face, which is the so-called average face value, but this is only the first test. There are other tests coming down, and they are not on the market so soon.".

Chapter 1501

"Is there really an average face value in this world?" Zhang Wei was a little puzzled. If there was, why had he never seen it before, so that he could compare himself and see how big the difference was between himself and the average face value.

But Dali gave him the science popularization very affirmatively: "Of course there is. People's aesthetics are similar. In fact, Internet celebrity faces are high-level average faces, small faces, pointed chins, high nose bridges, big eyes, pouty lips, and Internet celebrity faces. Too much will make you face blind, it feels like looking at the same face, and this face is the average face of an Internet celebrity."

"Well, indeed." Yu Mo suddenly felt that it made sense, but she hadn't thought about it.

Bai Zhi stretched her waist: "So, the average face of a girl is an Internet celebrity face, but boys don't seem to have such an average face. Xiao Hei, I'm curious that you can use an Internet celebrity face on an average face. Use it on an average face."

Xiao Hei smiled confidently: "I'm sorry, I may disappoint you. As I said before, the purpose of my invention of this eye is to save people from the world of looking at faces. Obviously, Internet celebrity faces do not have this kind of ability. Ability, so I am not using the average face of Internet celebrities.

This involves the part of my big data. Through the analysis of the data, I have analyzed the low-level average face, the Internet celebrity face, which can make people excited, and the average face, which makes people calm. Only a calm brain can turn people from The world that looks at the face saves 610. "

"But, what if it's too ugly?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, thinking of a possibility: "Although people's aesthetics are similar, there are still differences. You said you used a low-level average face, but some people think it's okay. Some people will find it ugly, and being ugly will also cause the problem of looking at the face, how do you solve this.”

"This..." Xiao Hei was a little dazed.

This problem is actually not difficult to understand. Some people think this person is ugly, but some people just like it, even if it is an average face. After all, it is the value taken from the center, and there will always be people who have high vision and look down on others.

"This problem is of great research value." Xiao Hei took out a notebook and wrote Bai Zhi's doubts on it: "I didn't expect to find a problem before I started the experiment. In the next version, I will work hard to solve it." this problem."

Bai Zhi didn't know if he could solve it, but this average face value did give him some interest, he just wanted to know what the so-called average face was like.

Zhang Wei didn't think so much, there was a free trial, he was so happy that he couldn't wait to ask Xiao Hei for a pair of glasses, and put them on.

Then, seeing everyone's appearance, he froze, rubbed his eyes, and continued to take a look to make sure he was right. . .

"Ah~~ I'm going blind..." Zhang Wei was frightened, left his seat, took off his glasses, and then returned to normal, and then slowly put them on, the world changed again, into His face: "Ah~ I won't play anymore, what the hell is this~~"

Zhang Wei took off the glasses and threw them into Lu Ziqiao's hands. Zhang Wei's reaction aroused everyone's curiosity. Yifei took the other glasses, and Lu Ziqiao put on the one that Zhang Wei threw to him.

Then. . .Then they laughed like crazy: "Wow ha ha ha ~ why did you all become Zhang Wei's face?"

"Hahaha~ Zhang Wei has an average face?"

"I'll go, it's all Zhang Wei's face, hahaha~~"

Xiao Hei was very satisfied seeing everyone's reaction: "Strictly speaking, it's not Zhang Wei's face, but the average face value matched by big data..."

"Let me see, let me see..."

The rest of the people didn't look at it, and they couldn't help but anxiously wanted to take it over and take a look. After wearing it, it was like discovering a new world, smiling like a lunatic: "I'll go, Zhang Wei, you can be regarded as an average person. Good looks~"

"Haha~ There's Zhang Wei in a maid outfit over there pouring wine..."

"Haha, and over there, there is Zhang Wei in a skirt, hahaha~"

For a while, everyone looked like Zhang Wei, and the only one who was unhappy was Zhang Wei: "Hey, it's fine for a boy to have an average face, but why is a girl's face also my face?"

"Time is limited, I just calculated the average boy's face, and I used your face for two purposes."

"You are fraudulent." Zhang Wei's lungs were about to explode: "I am warning you in the name of a lawyer, quickly take back these glasses and post an article to apologize."

"You'd better stop sending the lawyer's letter." Yifei smiled with cramp in his calf: "Now only a few of us know that you have an average face value, if you send a lawyer's letter, the whole world will know that you have an average face, hahaha~~ "

After Bai Zhi watched it, she was also very surprised. Indeed, people here would be very calm when they saw Zhang Wei's face, but as a good friend, Bai Zhi could only comfort him with a smile: "Hahaha~ Zhang Wei, from another From a point of view, you have an average face, that is to say, you are not ugly, at least above 50.00% of the people, which is very good~ hahaha~~"

Zhang Wei complained crazily in his heart, hey, can you stop laughing so happily when you say this, it doesn't sound like comforting people at all~

"No, you can't read it, give it to me quickly..." Zhang Wei said and wanted to grab it.

But after being thrown back and forth by the crowd, and after fighting for a long time, they still couldn't grab it. . .

I had had enough laughing, I was tired from laughing, and my stomach hurt from laughing. After a long time, I finally relaxed. Seeing that everyone was so happy, Xiao Hei should be able to collect a lot of experimental data: "Then these two glasses are for you. I will come to collect it in a few days, and then I will tell you how you feel."

"Let's go, let's go..." Yifei clutched her aching stomach: "Xiao Hei, you finally made such a fun thing, okay, just come and get it when the time comes."

"Emma~ I laughed so hard." Yu Mo breathed out, after wearing these eyes, the whole world changed, with a strong breath of Zhang Wei, it was hard for her not to laugh~

They were tired from laughing, Zhang Wei was tired from being robbed, and ran out without love.

Now that the deal is done, it is impossible for Zhang Wei to let these bad friends stop wearing glasses, and what Yifei said just now is correct, if Xiao Hei is asked to apologize, the whole world will really know that he has an average face.

For him with a good face, this is unbearable.

He simply came out of sight and ran out. . .

Dali didn't laugh at Zhang Wei that much. In fact, her liking for Zhang Wei had nothing to do with his face. Dali was the one who was attracted to Zhang Wei's inner excellent qualities.

Moreover, for a sensible person like her, it doesn't matter whether she has such average-looking glasses or not. . . .

Chapter 1502

After discovering such an interesting thing, they don't mind helping Xiao Hei to collect some experimental data. Although Zhang Wei has strongly opposed it, it is still useless. The average-looking glasses were taken home by several people.

In the morning of the next day, Bai Zhi accompanied Yu Mo for a stroll downstairs, and bought some vegetables by the way. Although Mei Jia bought pork yesterday, she couldn't just eat pork, could she?Nutrition still needs to be balanced.

The business district here seems to be changing every day. Although Bai Zhi is running here every day, the salespersons in those stores are always new faces.

"Miss, Honey Valley Juice Tea is on sale now, buy it now, it only costs [-] yuan a cup, which is the enthusiastic price Pengpeng gave you~~" Bai Zhi was looking around to see if there was anything to buy.

At this time, a person suddenly jumped out from the side, startling Bai Zhi, Bai Zhi's face was a little dark, this is the mother who fooled Meijia into buying fifty catties of pork. . .Is it a salesperson?Did you hit them on the head?

"Baibai, I want to drink~" Yu Mo's mouth became hungry when he heard the sales promotion.

Bai Zhi scratched her face: "Then let's go to the milk tea shop next door and buy ready-made? Why do we buy this? We didn't bring any boiled water."

"Our supermarket can provide hot water~ and if you buy a box, it will be two yuan and eighty cents cheaper~~" This mother. . .The salesperson was clearly not about to give up.

"Buy a box?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Why do I buy so many?"

"Miss sister, young and beautiful girls should drink young and beautiful milk tea. Our tea is delicious." This so-called Pengpeng directly bypassed Bai Zhi and started selling his own milk tea to Yu Mo.

"It seems very reasonable, my dear, how about we buy a case, so that when you are not at home, I can drink it even if I don't come down?"

Bai Zhi glanced at her: "No, I have no objection to you drinking milk tea, but there must be a lot of food additives in this box, you should touch that thing as little as you can now, if you don't really want to drink it, Can you call the bartender? They will bring it to you, and it is freshly brewed, which is better than this."

"Will it be too much trouble?"

"What's the trouble? We already support delivery." Bai Zhi would never buy a whole box of this kind of milk tea. Usually, you say that you are too lazy to wait or leave, but now it is different. Even if you are too lazy, you can Eat as little as possible.

However, Bai Zhi was a little relieved that it seemed that Yu Mo had no interest in this so-called fresh meat, Bai Zhi quickly realized that she seemed to have misunderstood something.

It's true that Meijia likes handsome guys and fresh meat, but Yumo seems to like muscular guys more.

This guy obviously lacks yang energy and talks like a woman, it is really difficult to arouse Yu Mo's interest.

Hmm, it seems that there is no need to guard against this guy in the future, just let him go.

"Then let's go back~" Yu Mo got Bai Zhi's permission, so naturally he didn't plan to buy his stuff at all: "Sorry, I don't need it anymore, you can sell it to someone else~"

"Okay~ little sister."

"Wait a minute." Bai Zhi didn't forget her purpose of coming here: "I'll buy some food first, what do you want for lunch?"

"casual."

"..."

Bai Zhi knows very well that this is casual, and it is really not casual. When she buys it back, she will definitely blame Bai Zhi for buying some messy things, so Bai Zhi simply took her to buy it, and she can choose what she wants to eat. Anyway, the things in it He can do it all.

After shopping, he bought a cup of milk tea for Yu Mo, and just as he was about to go back, he received a call from the bartender, saying that he was going to have a party and asked him to go back and sign.

Bai Zhi thought for a while, it seemed that the bar hadn't held a party for a while, this method was okay, so I might as well finish the matter first.

When Yu Mo heard about the party, his eyes lit up immediately: "Bai Bai, I want to participate."

"What party are you attending now?" Bai Zhi was a little speechless, she couldn't eat, she couldn't dance, just to watch others dance?That's so boring~

"I don't care, I'm going to be bored to death."

"Okay, okay~ Then let's participate~" Bai Zhi had no choice but to prepare special drinks and food for pregnant women at that time. Anyway, it's her own, self-willed, so she can come however she wants.

Seeing the plan handed over by the store manager: "Little animal party?"

"Yes." Joey told Bai Zhi: "We have received dessert molds for small animals in our store, so we just take this opportunity to promote them."

"Yes~" Bai Zhi nodded, talking about this mold, of course Bai Zhi also knew that the small animal was not made by Bai Zhi, but he at least took a small share, and naturally he could get a share when it was produced: "What time is it at night?" ?”

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"Seven in the evening."

"Well, then help me prepare some pregnant women's drinks and desserts. By the way, from tomorrow onwards, you will send two cups of milk tea or other better drinks to my place every day."

"Understood, boss, do you have any other orders?"

"No, go and get busy~"

After dismissing the bartender, Bai Zhi walked outside with Yu Mo. . .

. . . . . .

One day, fast and slow, it was past seven o'clock after dinner, not long after the party started, Yu Mo came to the bar in a hurry.

 …  

"It's all your fault, you're late now~" Yu Mo complained to Bai Zhi when he entered the door.

"If you're late, you're late~ what are you afraid of?" Bai Zhi was a little speechless, even if you were bored and couldn't wait to join the party, there was no need to do this, right?

After entering the bar~ it suddenly became clear. Although the lighting inside is yellow and warm, it is still relatively dark, but the atmosphere of the party is still quite good.

Small animal party, it sounds like a literary party, not like a carnival party, jumping full of sweat, Yu Mo wears a cat ear on his head, Bai Zhi has a chicken feather on his head, it is still red of.

This made Yu Mo very speechless: "Why do you have a chicken feather on your head?"

"This is Fengguan, you know a hammer."

"..." Yu Mo was even more speechless: "You are a big man, and you actually wear a phoenix crown?"

"It's terrible to be uneducated. In mythology, the phoenix is ​​the phoenix. The phoenix is ​​male, and the phoenix is ​​female. Watch less TV dramas and read more books."

"..." Yu Mo twitched the corners of his mouth, the words were correct, but in the eyes of ordinary people, Feng generally refers to women.But in fact, if the phoenix is ​​combined, it does refer to the female. If the two are separated, the phoenix is ​​the male, and the phoenix is ​​the female.

It is precisely because in the TV series, it is said that the emperor is a real dragon, and the queen is a phoenix. When others say that the queen's body is called "phoenix body", most people think that "phoenix" is a female, but in fact they are combined together. female.earth.