Bitch living in an apartment

Chapter 1503

Yu Mo knows that Bai Zhi has a lot of fallacies, so he doesn't argue with him about this issue, the male is male~ Anyway, he looks like he has a chicken feather stuck in his head now, with his face, even if others laugh at him, he will still Willing to go his own way.Bai Zhi's behavior is quite similar to that of Tang Yin in his later years, "others laugh at me as crazy, and I laugh at others as insane".

When Bai Zhi went to give Yu Mo a drink, she actually saw Yifei here: "Hey, Yifei, do you want to give Teacher Zeng a green? This is a bachelor party, why are you here?"

Yifei stared at the bastard for a few seconds, but finally chose not to quarrel with him: "I'm here to serve as a staff officer for Curry Sauce, no, why do you have a chicken feather on your head?"

"This is me..." Bai Zhi just wanted to explain, but suddenly thought that it would be too tiring to explain to everyone: "Forget it, if you say it's chicken feathers, then it's chicken feathers~ This is a small animal party, and a rooster is not a small animal gone?"

"...Forget it." Yifei suffocated, saying this.Alright~ Just as long as you are happy: "You are not single~ You appear here, do you want to give Yumo a green?"

"Cut~ This is my bar~ Strictly speaking, I hosted this party, so it's a bit unreasonable for me, the host, not to attend?"

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Okay~ Yifei really can't say no to Baizhi, so she can only quit the group chat for this reason.

As soon as they had a few words, Zhao Haitang came out and saw Bai Zhi and Yifei chatting happily: "Hey, Brother Bai Zhi, Mr. Hu, you already have someone, so it's a bit inappropriate to come to the bachelor party, right?"

The two were helpless at the same time. Now that they realized how boring it is to be asked this question by others, Yifei explained helplessly: "I came to serve as a staff member for Curry Sauce."

"If I wasn't here, this party wouldn't necessarily exist." Bai Zhi complained helplessly.

Yifei countered with some dissatisfaction: "You came here just to remind me of this matter? Do you want me to tell Dali?"

"Of course not." Zhao Haitang said confidently: "I'm here to see you. Our pop-up club is going to rehearse a new dance, but many students can't ask for leave. I would like to trouble Teacher Hu to tell the school leaders For a moment, let them support the students' creation?"

"I don't care about asking for leave, but don't worry, the leave will definitely be given, but you can't miss too much class, right? In this case, other students will have opinions." Yifei explained to Zhao Haitang lightly.

Zhao Haitang nodded, and seemed to think it made sense, thinking about it, you can ask for leave, and it's so frequent, but others can't, who wants to?

Several people were chatting happily here, Yu Mo and Curry Sauce did not know when they came together, walked over, seeing Bai Zhi still standing there, Yu Mo complained: "Bai Bai, I have been waiting for you for a long time, you Why did you start chatting with Yifei?"

"Oh, I'm sorry." Bai Zhi hurriedly apologized: "Anyway, we both know each other, so let's talk together~"

Yifei didn't care about Bai Zhi and Yu Mo's flirting, seeing the curry sauce coming: "How is it? Are you ready?"

"Sister Yifei, there are so many handsome guys here~~"

"Hold it, don't look, put on your glasses." Yifei handed the average-looking glasses to Curry Sauce.

Bai Zhi was a little puzzled: "Curry sauce, what's the matter with you?"

"Oh, I don't plan to find a boyfriend based on my looks." Curry Sauce said happily, "So I found Yifei as a consultant."

"Curry sauce said that she always met scumbags, so I asked me to check for her. I suggested that she wear glasses, so that her judgment would not be affected by her appearance." Yifei explained.

"Oh, so that's the case." Bai Zhi nodded, and then said helplessly, "For such a thing, you are looking for me~"

"Looking for you?" Yi Fei stared at Bai Zhi vigilantly. Could this guy come here to mess things up?

Bai Zhi didn't see Yifei's vigilance, but said silently: "I'm writing a scumbag identification manual recently, and I plan to teach my daughter a lot of materials! If you ask me, I can teach you How do you identify a scumbag, help me experiment with practicality, and help each other~"

"Really? Where's your manual? Show me." Yifei asked suspiciously.

Bai Zhi took out a small notebook from her pocket, and handed it to Yifei: "I just started writing. Today's party is to play with Yumo, and to collect materials, and then go back to sort it out."

"Isn't it too early for you to give your daughter the scumbag identification manual?" Zhao Haitang felt a little pained. The child in Yumo's belly is only five or six months old. Arranged?

"It's not too early..." Bai Zhi said calmly: "Haven't you heard of it? In this society, if you want to find a pure girlfriend, you have to go to kindergarten to find it. And knowing that those crazy guys can do anything, this kind of thing can be cultivated from an early age, so as to prevent being cheated."

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Several people are speechless at the same time, this is just a joke of others, but you still take it seriously?

But they can't help it, just write it~ Yifei cast her eyes on the small book, and saw that there was only one line written on it, and it was indeed just the beginning of writing.

"Nothing to be courteous, rape or steal?" Yifei murmured out, and then black lines all over her head: "Is this not nonsense? Is this also considered a scumbag identification?"

Bai Zhi explained lightly: "I just made a summary. In fact, this one is to teach how to identify the difference between selling and picking up girls. I have some ideas for the details, but I haven't started writing it yet. Isn't this an early inspiration and then write it in? ~"

"Okay~" Yifei was a little helpless. Obviously, this thing has not been written yet, so it doesn't have much meaning.

Seeing that Curry Sauce hadn't started writing yet, he immediately lost interest: "It's okay 2.9, I also have a plan."

As he said that, Curry Sauce took out a stack of papers from the bag, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were both stunned, Yu Mo flipped through it curiously: "What is this?"

"This is the test paper I found to test my boyfriend's strength at night. How about it? Am I well prepared?"

"Blind date still needs an exam? It's really a drama in the city, and the mountain people laugh heartbroken." Zhao Haitang complained speechlessly, do you think you are recruiting?

"What do you mean?" Curry Sauce didn't understand.

"It's because you people in the city really know how to play."

Bai Zhi is also curious, boyfriend power?He has heard of this emerging ranking more than once. To put it bluntly, it means the so-called distance between you and the national boyfriend standard.

I don't know which guy came up with it, but it was approved by so many people. .

Chapter 1504

Ignoring Zhao Haitang's complaints, Yifei may be in the habit of being a teacher. When she gets the test paper, she reads the question first, and then reads it silently: "Situational simulation question: My wife has a difficult childbirth. Big or small, at this time your mother jumped into the river to force you to keep young, what should you do?"

Yifei took a deep breath: "Is it just a proposition?"

Curry Sauce pursed her mouth proudly, Yifei couldn't help but think of Bai Zhi who often teased her, and thought that Yu Mo was pregnant, so she couldn't help but want to make trouble for Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi, don't you think you are very capable? Come on, look at this question, how about you answer it?"

Bai Zhi originally wanted to eat melons to find out what the problem was, but Yifei's misfortune caused him to have black lines all over his head, especially when he felt Yu Mo's hot gaze, Bai Zhi felt his scalp numb, and he calmed down after a few seconds Said: "It's terrible to be uneducated. If your wife gives birth to a child with dystocia, the hospital will not ask you to keep the child, and they will default to the child, so there will be no problem of your mother jumping into the river to force you to keep the child. Watch less Some unnutritious TV series, read more books."

Be despised again?

Yifei's 09 nameless fire started in his heart, and this question was nothing more than a reprint of his girlfriend and mother falling into the river, who do you save first.But there is obviously a loophole in this, so Yifei went straight up: "Okay, let me put it another way: Yu Mo and your mother fell into the river, if neither of them can swim, who do you save first?"

The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched, this thing is endless, and she replied: "I will save whoever is near me first."

The corner of Yifei's mouth twitched, at first he thought he had escaped another catastrophe, but at this moment, he heard Yu Mo Youyou ask: "Then what if your mother is closer?"

Yifei watched gloatingly, Bai Zhi took a deep breath, and said calmly: "Hey, Yumo, you're going to kill yourself, I really can't save you."

"..." Yu Mo was a little confused: "Why did I seek death?"

"You clearly know that I will save anyone who is close to me, but you still want to stay away from me. What is it if you are not courting death?"

"..." Yu Mo coughed, "Then, what if I get closer to you?"

"Wow, Yu Mo, why did my mother offend you, you want to kill her?"

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This eternal problem was solved by Bai Zhi just like that, and it was solved head-on. Both Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce couldn't help giving him a thumbs up. This answer is absolutely perfect.

The main crux of this problem is that no matter which one you choose, you will die.But Bai Zhi answered in this way, then the question was thrown to the person who asked the question again, and she was allowed to choose.

However, the person who answers the question will rush to ask the question, and the person who asks the question will naturally also rush to ask the question. If he chooses one by force, he will really fall into the trap.

"Uncle Bai, you are really amazing." Curry Sauce said sincerely.

When she was looking for these test papers, she could see that there was a lot of wailing on the Internet~ I didn't expect that the first proposition sent to Bai Zhi would be solved lightly. . .

Yifei was not reconciled: "You are so awesome, why don't you come and try to finish all the test papers?"

"Just try it." Bai Zhi took it over unhappily, and read it to listen.

Zhao Haitang immediately followed up: "General knowledge, my girlfriend wants you to give her a lipstick, may I ask which lipstick you ask? A: Givenchy lambskin; B: Givenchy piglet; C: Givenchy cowhide; D: Givenchy Little Sheep."

Now it's Yu Mo's turn to look at Bai Zhi jokingly. Although she is in the cosmetics business, Bai Zhi can't remember these things at all, as if some people are not sensitive to numbers by nature, such as Meijia. . .

Bai Zhi was not sensitive to cosmetics by nature, even if Yu Mo had told him many times, this guy still easily mistook cosmetics, and he couldn't remember the full name, let alone these slang words for cosmetics.

When this question was asked, Yu Mo wanted to laugh, and the corners of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched: "Did it say it was single choice?"

"Er..." Zhao Haitang didn't even look at it: "It seems not."

"Then buy them all."

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Yifei almost laughed and cramped: "Hahaha~ you howl, you really howl, hahaha~~"

Yu Mo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, pulled Bai Zhi's sleeve, and gave him a science introduction in a low voice: "Although the first three are a bit ridiculous, they are all there, but the latter... is really not..."

Bai Zhi calmly explained: "You also know that the name in front of it is a meme, there is no Little Sheep, so I can just make a meme of Little Sheep? I can buy it soon? What a big deal."

"..." Curry Sauce almost knelt down to the boss, what he said made sense, and I was speechless.

But thinking about it, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. She doesn't think there are too many things like lipstick. If someone really answers like that, then her girlfriend will be very happy.

"Cough~ let's start the next question..." Zhao Haitang picked up the paper and continued: "Cultural foundation question: Please write the names of the following four works according to the prompts. Shitou, in those days when I was in the underworld, the three major companies competed for the inside story of the right to develop the land in the Central Plains. What's all this?"

Not to mention Bai Zhi, Zhao Haitang has gone berserk, cultural foundation questions, especially literature, are his forte~ but he has no clue at all, it will kill people.

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Hey~ When you mentioned the four works, the first thing I thought of was the four major 617 masterpieces, and then as long as the number is checked, it can be obtained directly? This question is the simplest."

"Four great novels?" Yu Mo tilted his head and thought for a while: "Crazy Stone corresponds to Journey to the West, those days when I was in the underworld corresponds to "Water Margin", and the inside story of the three major companies competing for the development right of the Central Plains corresponds to Romance of the Three Kingdoms." , so what is the way that kind master guides the little bastard to study?"

Bai Zhi was stunned, coughed, and explained to Yu Mo in a low voice: "That...the crazy stone corresponds to "Dream of Red Mansions", and the kind master guides the little gangster's way to study is corresponding to "Journey to the West."

"Why? Didn't the Crazy Stone refer to Monkey King? He jumped out of the cracks in the rock." Yu Mo was puzzled.

Several people were a little speechless, Zhao Haitang had already understood when Bai Zhi said the four great classics, and curry sauce, like Yu Mo, was really a little confused now.

She had read the answers, but she hadn't thought about which one it corresponded to, and she didn't even know that Bai Zhi rejected Yu Mo's question that she thought she agreed with.

Anyway, the two of them knew that they had never seen "Dream of Red Mansions", and Bai Zhi could only helplessly explain: "Because "Dream of Red Mansions" was originally called "The Story of the Stone", and according to the content, Jia Baoyu was originally left over from a patch of sky. Stone, that's why it's called a crazy stone."

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Chapter 1505

Yu Mo and Curry Sauce looked confused, but Bai Zhi somewhat understood why they didn't know, because among the few people here, the two of them were the most difficult to learn.Although the four great classics are well-known, there are not a few people who have not read the original works.And besides "A Dream of Red Mansions", the other three have been filmed many times by TV dramas, and they know the content even if they hear it.

As for "Dream of Red Mansions", there are few shots of this one, let alone those who have never read it and only know the general plot, who would have thought that there would be a stone to mend the sky?

In order to hide his embarrassment, Curry Sauce couldn't help but said, "Well, you're all finished, so what do you think of this test paper?"

"The question is good." Yifei expressed her affirmation of this: "But I think we should add another question."

"What question?"

With a smile, Yifei asked the bartender for a pen and a ruler to write and draw on. When it took shape, there were black lines all over their heads. Bai Zhi said helplessly, "Isn't this the type of room you have?" Is it a picture? Are you planning to use this to draw your decoration design? You are really a chicken thief~"

"Besides, this question actually takes thirty points?" Zhao Haitang was about to faint.

"What's the point? This is to test the opponent's ability to perform on the spot, ability to resist pressure, and imagination." Yifei forcefully explained, but no one believed it except herself. . .

Zhao Haitang couldn't bear to turn his head away, as if he was amused by her forced explanation.

But Bai Zhi propped her chin and said, "Curry Sauce, are you sure you want to take this test paper for the exam?"

"That's right~" Curry Sauce looked around twice, and then explained weakly: "I'm afraid that if I don't say a few words, others will know that I have a low IQ, so I used a test paper to scare others."

"Then you may be disappointed."

"Ah? Why?" Curry Sauce was puzzled.

Bai Zhi took out the notebook, and wrote a sentence on it with a 'shua shua shua', saying: "The next entry in my "Scumbag Identification Manual" has ¨‖."

Yu Mo stretched out his head and took a look, only to see that it said: "What is empty is real, and what is real is empty."

Several people couldn't help asking: "What does this mean?"

Bai Zhi put the notebook back into the bag, and then slowly explained: "It means, do the opposite. Curry sauce, you have scenario simulation questions, cultural foundation questions, and common sense questions, which is very good. Comprehensive, but you forgot one thing.

Many scumbags know women very well, such as common sense questions, and they are also common knowledge questions about girlfriends. Those scumbags must know very well and use them to make women happy. If you think you are a good person if you do it right, then you are likely to encounter To the scumbag. "

Yifei's heart moved: "It's true, that is to say, the higher the score, the greater the possibility of being a scumbag?"

"No." Bai Zhi shook her head: "As I said, you have many types of questions. You can take the test separately, and calculate the scoring methods of scenario simulation questions, cultural foundation questions, and general knowledge questions separately."