Bitch living in an apartment

Lu Ziqiao's heart twitched, okay~ It's not that he doesn't rely on his face for food anymore, but his face has been integrated into life, so they can't lose it anymore. . .

Meijia didn't care how Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao teased her, she went her own way, and said happily: "I love bars, they smell like handsome men."

Lu Ziqiao sighed, and shook his head helplessly: "I'm a handsome guy anyway, okay? Just look at me, and look at others?"

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Bai Zhi jokingly said: "It's said that what you can't get is the best, and you can't run away, it's no wonder she looks at you!"

Of course Lu Ziqiao also understands this truth, but thinking about it, it's really not a taste, if he is not for being more magnanimous, he is more open to things like feelings, so he might have to talk to Meijia.

But having said that, Lu Ziqiao was very curious: "Hey, Bai Zhi, I remember that Yu Mo is also a good-looking person, how did you make her only see you? Why don't you teach me?"

This time, even Yu Mo looked at Bai Zhi. Bai Zhi coughed calmly, glanced at Yu Mo, and hooked his fingers at Lu Ziqiao. After Lu Ziqiao approached, he said, "Do you think that if you let you eat What will happen to the finger cakes for a month?"

"Isn't it boring to death?" Lu Ziqiao said without thinking.

"That's right~ How do you think this situation can be resolved?"

"Of course I eat it differently. Today I eat finger cakes, tomorrow I eat KFC, and the day after tomorrow..." Lu Ziqiao came to his senses as he spoke, and saw Bai Zhi's eyes changed: "I understand, it's amazing, I will try it later. try..."

Several people around pricked up their ears, but Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao murmured and covered their mouths, so they couldn't hear them no matter what.

I couldn't help feeling very dissatisfied with the two of them, what are you doing?Is there any messy way, no way to meet people?earth.

Chapter 1498

Meijia felt a little nervous, thinking about what tricks Lu Ziqiao would learn from Bai Zhi to deal with her, she couldn't help leaning towards Yu Mo: "Yu Mo, do you know what Bai Zhi's idea is? Tell me, so I can take precautions." Joe, what if I get spoiled?"

Unexpectedly, Yu Mo was also confused, and didn't understand what was going on with Bai Zhi. When she heard Mijia's question, she also had a depressed expression on her face. Bai Zhi spoke in a low voice, obviously not wanting her to know: "I I don't know~ Anyway, every time I feel dissatisfied with Baibai, I just don't know what he said."

"What did he say?" Meijia felt that what Bai Zhi said was the real key, so she couldn't help but want to inquire.

"I forgot." Yu Mo tilted his head and thought for a while, then said seriously.

"..." Meijia was angry, what kind of answer is this~ You forgot to say it so confidently.

If there is any way, in fact, Bai Zhi can't say well, he just gave Lu Ziqiao an inspiration, isn't that the reason?When you get tired of eating one thing, switch to another.

But my husband doesn’t just change it, so if you don’t change things, you can change the taste~

In this world, there are ups and downs, all kinds of flavors, won't you get tired of it if you change it?The ingredients are still the same ingredients, but the seasoning is changed.

Several people in the apartment have their own characteristics, such as Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei. Yifei is a female man who looks down on mother-in-law and mother-in-law the most, but why is she so obsessed with Zeng Xiaoxian, who has the most annoying personality?

Because when Zeng Xiaoxian was there before, whenever Yifei was sad and sad, he would think of that shocking eyebrow dance and the cheap way of speaking. At this time, Yifei hated and felt helpless when he heard it, Things are left behind.

It is precisely because of this that Yifei fell in love with Zeng Xiaoxian, right?

And Mika is different, she is a nympho and has no immunity to handsome guys, but at the same time, she has another very big characteristic: sensibility.

To put it simply, as long as Zhang is handsome and says something provocative, she will fall.Therefore, as long as Lu Ziqiao said a few words of love when she was impatient with Lu Ziqiao, maybe Meijia would fall.

As for Yu Mo, it's even simpler. She loves beauty. Although it is said that women naturally love beauty, this characteristic is vividly reflected in her. The first thing that comes to mind is whether she looks good or not, and whether she is ugly or not. . .

As long as she is angry, Bai Zhi will say: When you are angry, there is an extra wrinkle on your face.

Immediately, Yu Mo didn't feel angry or any other emotions, only anxious and apprehensive about looking in the mirror.

And the key is not to use one trick to eat it all over the world, but to play these words in tricks, such as. . .When Bai Zhi talked to Yu Mo, today she said: When you are angry, you have an extra wrinkle.

Tomorrow I will say: Emma~ I read a post, and one of them got angry and jumped off the stairs in a fit of anger.

All in all, it is just one sentence, whether you change it in various dialects or use various tones, and change it in different ways, so that you can take the initiative.

Zhao Haitang is not interested in this, he only has Dali in his eyes, and Dali is not a good-looking party, so he can't use this method, otherwise he will definitely ask the two old drivers for advice so that he can use it in the future.

Zhao Haitang doesn't need it, and Zhang Wei naturally doesn't need it either: "Cough~ Well, after all, there are still a few people who look at their faces, right? Not everyone is like Meijia and Yumo."

However, Dali poured cold water on him: "The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. I once read a scientific report on the value of appearance and the labor market. The data showed that the salary of people with outstanding looks is as high as that of ordinary people. 5.00%, and the unattractive person earns 150% less salary than the average person, and if both of them work for a lifetime, the good-looking person earns an average of [-] million dollars more than the unattractive person.”

"Although I haven't seen this kind of report, and I admit that appearance is indeed related to salary, I think this report is not authoritative." Bai Zhi retorted calmly.

"Ah?" Zhang Wei was a little dazed: "Why?"

Bai Zhi said calmly: "Because, we don't care about the sample for writing this report and the people who are investigating, we just talk about the nature of the job, some jobs have appearance requirements, such as 0...... Celebrities; for example, some specific models; these are not ugly people who can get along.

But on the other hand, those who are not good-looking can do the work of those who are good-looking, it's just a matter of willingness or not.That is to say, in terms of job types, people with good looks have much more choices than those with low looks.Therefore, if you look at it from this perspective, the difference is due to the nature of the work, not the quality of your appearance. "

"But isn't this still a matter of appearance?" Yifei, who is also a top student, quickly came over.

Bai Zhi shook her head: "It's not purely about appearance, but more about the type of work, which restricts the development of people with low appearance, so I said that this survey data lacks certain authority. Considering a problem, if it is said that those with low appearance can do these jobs, it can be proved that appearance is a problem that directly affects salary."

It has to be said that Baizhi's reason has "barrel" elements in it, but his main purpose is not to fight against Dali, because he said it before, he admits that appearance can indeed affect the level of salary.

And his main purpose is to question this report, write this kind of messy data, even Dali doesn't even know who wrote it.

Investigation and research have a kind of seriousness, and the situation in 2.9 is not considered comprehensively, and it is basically no different from spreading rumors when written.Bai Zhi used to sneer at these so-called 'experts', but what is it now that is not a 'brick expert'?

This time Fei didn't continue to argue with Bai Zhi, it was just a topic, there was no need to engage in an academic debate as serious as it was.

Yifei sighed: "No matter what, good looks or low looks, if you don't have skills, you can't do it. Skills are the most important thing."

"Hehe~ I don't look at the face." Lu Ziqiao said very proudly: "It doesn't matter whether that girl looks good or not, I won't remember what she looks like the day after we bid farewell."

"..." Meijia pinched him dissatisfied, this is not something to show off, why are you speaking so confidently? .

Chapter 1499

"It's not that you don't look at faces. You have a small memory and can't remember their appearance." Yifei laughed and said: "And the first time you fell in love with someone, isn't it the face and figure? Look at the face?"

Bai Zhi sighed, and after talking so much, all of them turned out to be ordinary people: "I am different from you, you are all ordinary people, but I am much more noble than you."

"You don't look at your face?" Yifei said suspiciously.

"No..." Bai Zhi shook her head calmly: "What I mean is, is it that difficult to admit that I also look at faces? I just look at faces, why not? When two strangers stand together, others will have a good impression , must be the person with good looks, this is human nature, there is no need to hide it at all, just like me, if I first met Yu Mo when she was in high school, I would definitely not fall in love with her her."

"..."

"..."

What I said was too straightforward.The corners of their mouths twitched, and they could already foresee the coming of a storm.

Sure enough, Yu Mo stretched out his hand covered with black lines to Bai Zhi's waist, pinched it fiercely, and said dissatisfiedly: "Well, if I get fat now, don't you want me?"

"Hiss~" Bai Zhi gasped, Yu Mo didn't seem to hold back at all, Bai Zhi still insisted and said: "Of course not, I said it, it was the first time we met, but now we both We have known each other for so long, even if we are not married, we just have a good impression, I will still like you when you gain weight, because the latter has nothing to do with appearance."

"You've passed the test." Yu Mo rolled her eyes, although she didn't know whether Bai Zhi had a strong desire to survive or said such words sincerely, but she was quite satisfied with these words.

The few people looked like they were ready to watch a good show, but they also restrained themselves: "In the final analysis, you are still a layman."

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and rubbed her waist, Yu Mo's attack was really ruthless this time~ Hearing Yifei's words, she rolled her eyes: "It's different, the so-called ordinary people will declare that they are not with others , but in fact the inner thoughts are the same as others, so those who dare not speak out are called ordinary people, and people like us who dare to speak the truth have a unified title."

"Honest man?"

"No, it's called Hanhan."

"..."

A few people rolled their eyes, do you still know that you are a fool?In front of Yu Mo, you dare to say that you dislike her in high school?Isn't this looking for a fight?

Of course, this also shows from the side that appearance can really represent a lot, just like now, if you are an ordinary woman, you would have turned the tables a long time ago, and Yu Mo can bear Bai Zhi's explanation, which can be regarded as the recognition of Bai Zhi's appearance .

After Bai Zhi finished speaking, Zhao Haitang jumped out and said happily: "Compared with looking at my face, I like to look at my feet."

"Hey~~" Several people shook their goosebumps, and Zhang Wei said with some disgust: "Do you still have this habit?"

"I'm talking about shoes." Zhao Haitang quickly explained: "Shoes are a symbol of a person's status. Do you know how to quickly defeat your opponent on the court? Dude, the pair of AJs on your feet are fake, and my pair , is a limited edition."

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "Are you purely wanting to show off your shoes? It's a pity that your trick is useless to me. I'm a pragmatist. I don't care if you are AJ or BJ. If you can wear them comfortably, I'll pay for them if they look good. Give them a chance to get on my feet, and everything else is nothing."

Zhao Haitang rolled his eyes and looked at him, not everyone is like you, like a salted fish, who only care about what they like, okay?

Zhang Wei also twitched his lips, he was more practical than Bai Zhi: "Don't be smug, I don't look at the face, I like Dali, it's all because of Dali's inner nature."

After listening to Zhao Haitang's words, several people got goose bumps all over their bodies, and after hearing Zhang Wei's words, they got goose bumps all over again. Bai Zhi complained: "The desire to survive is strong enough~ I praised both my appearance and my inner nature, Zhao Haitang, Learn from it, your perverted remarks can't impress Dali."

"Thank you Brother Bai Zhi, I understand." Zhao Haitang wrote it down in his notebook in a 'shua, shua, shua' manner.

"..."

Shaking his head vigorously, he was speechless towards Bai Zhi, a bastard, and provoked everywhere. Could it be because he has nothing to do recently and his egg hurts again?

Everyone discussed this issue for a while, and Curry Sauce rushed in from outside happily: "Everyone, everyone, I have received my salary."

"you sure?"

Curry sauce can get paid, which is already a very surprising thing. In fact, every time she goes to work, she can drive the boss crazy after only one day of work. It would be nice to have a box lunch, let alone get paid up.

That is to say, Zhang Wei, who has been taken for a ride, would still pay Curry Sauce's salary, and even cover her rent. If Zhao Haitang hadn't moved in, he probably wouldn't be able to pay Curry Sauce's salary with his daily income!

"Of course I'm sure." Curry Sauce nodded: "At first I thought the boss would fire me too, but I didn't expect that he not only didn't fire me, but also gave me a month's salary in advance."

"Why?" Lu Ziqiao was startled: "What did you do?"

"I..." Curry Sauce said weakly what she did.

However, what made everyone feel weird was that Curry Sauce was still repeating the previous things, making mistakes and apologizing constantly, and she seemed to spend the whole morning on the road of making mistakes and apologizing.

Only then did Curry Sauce explain to everyone: "Later, a passer-by took a picture of my mistake and posted it on the Internet, and then many customers were attracted to watch my 610, and the boss paid me my salary."

"..."

A few people quickly looked through the video on the Internet, and it turned out to be a video of Curry Sauce apologizing, and it was turned into a ghost. They didn't know until they saw the subtitles, they were just curious about Curry Sauce's mistake.

Zhang Wei's previous beliefs collapsed like this: "It looks good, and it can really be eaten."

She was very happy when Curry Sauce received her salary: "By the way, I bought you gifts with my salary, look..."

Curry Sauce pointed at a large bag of things, as if showing off and taking credit for everyone. She took out a pillow from it, and it was a very ugly pillow, with a photo of Zeng Xiaoxian on it: "One Sister Fei, this is a gift from me, you must miss Teacher Zeng very much, right? With this pillow, you can see him anytime."

After being stunned for a second, Bai Zhi shuddered, and complained in Yu Mo's ear: "It is true that I will see him often now, but it is in a dream, and I don't know that Teacher Zeng is in the form of a ghost. appear, or in the form of zombies."

"噗嗤~~" Yu Mo couldn't help laughing, it's not clear that people would have nightmares if they hugged her while sleeping~~

but. . .It is indeed quite possible, Yumo dared to bet fifty cents that Yifei would never dare to sleep with this pillow. . . .

Chapter 1500

The gift of curry sauce to Yifei made everyone giggle, but he was afraid that Yifei would go crazy on the spot, so he didn't laugh out loud. Curry sauce didn't have such consciousness at all, and continued to deliver things, and took out an excavator from the bag : "Dali, I give this to you, to commemorate our miraculous encounter."

"thanks..."

Dali's gift is quite normal, at least it is okay to be a model to decorate the room. When it was Zhang Wei's turn, Curry Sauce took out a hammer: "Lawyer Zhang, this gift is for you, I think, You must use it."

"Give me a hammer for Mao?" Zhang Wei was puzzled.

"When I was watching TV, I found that the people in the courtroom knocking on the table are all majestic. I think you need one too."

"I'm a lawyer... not a judge." Zhang Wei twitched his lips.

"Isn't it the same?" Curry Sauce was a little confused, but he didn't tangle too much, but continued to take out things: "This is... This is for Zhao Haitang, I think you usually like to sing, so I I bought you a handheld ktv, so you can start singing anytime."

"thanks..."

If Dali is satisfied with the gift of curry sauce, then Zhao Haitang was pleasantly surprised by this gift. He really likes to sing: "How about I sing a song for everyone now?"

"Stop." A few people hurriedly stopped him, and sang like a wool~ We admit that you have a few tricks in dancing, but you sing?Forget it~~

Finally, one of the things curry sauce took out from the bag belonged to Baizhi and Yumo, curry sauce said calmly: "Uncle Bai, sister Yumo, and uncle Ziqiao, sister Meijia, this is for you Only dolls can help you adapt to the life of having a baby in advance."

Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows, and immediately protested: "No, curry sauce, you give them the same curry sauce, but give it to us, just the four of them? Isn't it a bit biased¨‖?"

"Ah~~" Curry Sauce was a little embarrassed: "But I used part of my salary to pay off my debts, so I can only buy one..."

Bai Zhi almost lost her breath: "Okay, okay~"

Looking at this smart doll, Bai Zhi is a little weak, why adapt to the life of raising a baby in advance?They borrowed a real baby from someone before, and that baby almost killed them.

From that moment on, Bai Zhi knew that it was not her own baby, and she wanted to strangle him to death. Only her own baby could endure their crying without limit, so this immature baby said, "Zi Qiao, this baby is yours to take care of." Yes, um, when the time comes, if you give birth, remember to destroy it."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia felt strange hearing this request, but they didn't go into it further: "By the way, have you eaten yet? We brought sliced ​​steamed buns."

"Ouch~" The curry sauce almost didn't spit out: "It's steamed buns again? I'm about to vomit. I've eaten enough fried steamed buns, steamed buns, and steamed buns soup. Now when I see steamed buns, I get goosebumps pimple."