Bitch living in an apartment

Bai Zhi always has a feeling of being a dead dog in her heart, will this guy die if he doesn't hang around in front of him?He has been messing with him for the past few days, and his nerves are failing: "Hey, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't agree to him. You are crazy, right? You sold the things after you hooked up with the girl, but when you look back, you broke up. When you do not only give bad reviews, but also have no repeat customers, how will you take off in the future?"

But looking at Lu Ziqiao who had already successfully got the three of them to buy, Bai Zhi really didn't know how to persuade him, after all, the benefits in front of him made him lose his heart! ! !

Finally, after three hours, someone came to rescue him from the fire and water, and Yu Mo called: "Hi, honey, what are you doing now?"

"Me? I'm not busy right now."

"..." Yu Mo was silent for a second, obviously didn't realize how to answer Bai Zhi's words, this reaction is not the same!Yu Mo thought that Bai Zhi would say what she was doing again!As a result, these words directly answered her next question, so she could only smile and say, "Then come and do me a favor~"

"what happened?"

"Help me unload."

"..." Bai Zhi covered her forehead, okay!It was physical work again, but he casually glanced at Lu Ziqiao next to him, and quickly agreed: "Okay, I'll be back in five minutes."

"Wow, honey, how did you agree so quickly this time?"

"Just kidding, isn't it just unloading? How old is it, when am I not active?" Bai Zhi said lightly.

Yu Mo took down the phone and checked again. The number on the phone was indeed Bai Zhi's. She asked curiously: "Why do you speak so strangely? Are you being dropped? Where is Bai Zhi hidden?"

Bai Zhi was taken aback for a moment, and then said coldly: "I didn't expect you to find out, Bai Zhi~ hehehe, he will never answer the phone¨‖."

"then who are you?"

"I'm you...brother!"

The corners of Yu Mo's mouth burst into laughter, and even the corners of his eyes turned into crescent moons: "My parents never gave birth to an older brother, but they raised a dog when I was born, and they asked me to call this dog older brother."

"..."

"Hahaha~" Yu Mo smiled and bent over: "No, Bai Bai, you speak really strangely, what are you doing?"

Bai Zhi propped her chin with her ears depressed: "I just cleared the cache of the respiratory system!"

"speak English."

"Nostril picking."

"..."

The two chatted and Bai Zhi arrived at the door of Yu Mo's shop. When she saw the car full of boxes, Bai Zhi felt bitter: "No, Yu Mo, don't you usually have someone to unload the goods for you? Why don't you have them now?"

"The unloader asked for leave today, so I can only work hard on you." Yu Mo rubbed against Bai Zhi's body, as a way of flattering Bai Zhi.

"Okay! I'll help you move it."

"Darling, you are so kind."

"Do you know mine now? Didn't you know before?"

"I knew it before."

"now it's right."

The driver and the waiter in the store saw this scene, they were relatively speechless, what the hell is it, and it actually showed up, do you dare to be more obscene, we are on the street, if you do this, you are not afraid of causing public outrage ?

With resentment and dissatisfaction, none of them came to help, Bai Zhi was half dead from exhaustion, the things were not heavy, the main thing was that there were more!This thing is good for fitness! ! !

. . . . . .

Since the filming was over and Lu Ziqiao took over the commercial promotion, Bai Zhi was completely liberated. She no longer had to be nagged by Lu Ziqiao, and she didn't have to stay in Xiao Hei's dark room every day.

Hey, the room in Xiao Hei's place is not small, but it feels crowded even if two people stand more, and there are often some metals and a kind of experimental taste, which is said to be left over from Xiao Hei's experiment, anyway, the air is very bad Well, plus this guy is a technical nerd, it's his nature to order takeout and nerds, every time he comes there is a different taste, he can't get used to it even if he wants to get used to it!

But this afternoon, Bai Zhi came to the bar habitually, inspecting his "Jiangshan", and found that Guan Gu Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian were also playing roulette there, Bai Zhi felt that there was nothing much to do anyway, so she simply joined in.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao just arrived. He took a sip of water, winked at Bai Zhi, and then said formally, "I have good news for everyone. I have a new job."

"Really? Have you ever had a job?" Yoyo said with a look of disbelief.

"Of course, I've always been entrepreneurial."

"It's not bad if you don't do evil, and start a business."

"' ‖My project has successfully passed the trial stage, and now it has been fully promoted. Bai Zhi is also one of the founders. If you don't believe me, you can ask him." Lu Ziqiao pointed to Bai Zhi.

Then everyone looked at Bai Zhi, and Bai Zhi took a sip of water helplessly: "It's about the same! It's just a little thing, I'll just play with it."

"Of course it's not just for fun. I can start this venture with unquenchable enthusiasm and the momentum of breaking the boat. Don't underestimate me~ I'll slap you in the face every minute."

"Wow~ Ziqiao, you've already invested all your money?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought that Lu Ziqiao had put all his money into it when he heard Lu Ziqiao's aura of breaking the boat!

As a result, Bai Zhi complained in a low voice beside him: "Of course he is ruined. Does he have any money? The equipment is made by Xiao Hei, the actors are the two of us, and the promotion is Xiao Hei's plug-in, and he keeps picking up girls." Could it be that his sales are not his entire net worth?"

"..oo."

"..."

"...(okay ok)"

Guan Gu, Yoyo, and Zeng Xiaoxian were speechless in an instant, and it really was his entire net worth!Apart from that face, he seems to have nothing else, right?

Lu Ziqiao coughed to cover up his embarrassment: "These are small things, you know, I'm short on money, I can't invest more money, but I have invested everything I have, this is just the beginning , from now on, please call me, inspirational teacher."

"Inspirational teacher? Is it related to lychee?" Guan Gu only understood half of it, and asked curiously: "I've only heard of designers, hair stylists, and accountants."

Zeng Xiaoxian searched the Internet and found that there is no such thing: "I can't even type out the Sogou pinyin, so you invented it yourself?"

Zeng Xiaoxian searched the web again, but there was still no explanation about this thing, and the term did not even appear. . . .

Chapter 1124

"Hey, why didn't I see this advertisement about an inspirational teacher at all?"

Lu Ziqiao explained unhurriedly: "What do you think? I said that it is still in the development stage. It must be that the search browser does not have this advertisement yet! But it doesn't matter. Soon, you will see all the advertisements about us. Now, at that time, it is not too late for you to know, but at that time, please call me: Inspirational teacher."

Bai Zhi covered her forehead, and really didn't want to talk about Lu Ziqiao's bragging, so he could only tear down Lu Ziqiao, and complained in a low voice: "Actually, he has no money to advertise, and all he sells is by picking up girls, let alone online advertisements, unless you go to ten Only bad websites can see this ad, otherwise you won’t see it at all.”

"Pfft~" Yoyo couldn't help laughing.

Lu Ziqiao continued helplessly: "That's why it's called entrepreneurship! At that time, I will be a typical self-made man. This is an unprecedented new profession. Bai Zhi and I are in charge of creativity and performance, and Xiao Hei is in charge of filming and promotion. Low cost and high return. .”

"Small low-cost movies? You won't be making..." Yoyo covered her eyes.

"Okay! Zi Qiao, a new generation of action superstar!" Zeng Xiaoxian teased.

Even Bai Zhi's face turned dark now, didn't this mean he was also involved, Lu Ziqiao said impatiently: "Dirty, where are you thinking? Our target customers are women."

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"Women? Isn't that more dirty?"

"What's more dirty?" Bai Zhi was also a little helpless: "Zi Qiao, you should show them! It will save them from thinking wildly, and if they don't find it annoying, I will."

"OK, [-] cents to download once, supports Alipay, GO." Lu Ziqiao mercilessly picked up Zeng Xiaoxian's tablet, and then pressed buy.

"I'll go, this is my account." Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned dark at this time.

"Let you set up less money and no secret payment." Guan Gu said gloatingly, now that Lu Ziqiao tricked him, Zeng Xiaoxian could only bear it helplessly.

I bought everything, Zeng Xiaoxian was helpless, fortunately it was nine yuan, but this reminded him to turn off the password-free payment later, and saw an iceberg appear on the screen, Lu Ziqiao appeared there, and said with a smile: " Hello, I am your angel, teacher Xiaobu, starting today, I will face life with you, please choose the content you want to download."

Then, three more options appeared below, and what was even more deceitful was that each cost another nine dollars and ninety-nine cents. Several people were dumbfounded when they saw it: "Damn! What more money?"

"This is even more outrageous than what I did when I was here last time." Bai Zhi complained. He thought it would cost nine ninety-nine cents just to download the app, but even the videos in it cost extra.

Now it seems that Bai Zhi's last hope of getting angry has been crushed. If anyone sees this, it will be done for Lu Ziqiao's face, and maybe she will complain at some point. . .

"By the way, isn't there Bai Zhi? Why are you alone?!"

"That's separate. We've discussed it. I'll sing the bad face, and he'll sing the red face, but we're all the same in the opening line. It depends on everyone." Lu Ziqiao shamelessly refused to show Bai Zhi's video, never seen such a narcissistic person.

"Okay!" Yoyo agreed with what Lu Ziqiao said: "But your charges are too expensive, you are an idiot when you are a customer!?"

"After you have seen my success stories, you won't say that." Lu Ziqiao said and opened several other promotional videos. These should be sold when this guy is picking up girls. After all, face-to-face communication, Lu Ziqiao is still good at listening.

He opened the first video, and then said: "The first video, Strong, this one was shot by Bai Zhi, and he sang about red face."

I saw an overly plump woman drooling staring at a hamburger that was taller than her face, probably because she wanted to lose weight, so she wanted to eat but didn’t dare to eat it. At this time, she took out her mobile phone and turned on the video, Bai Zhi appeared on top.

With a smile like Mu Chunguang, she said slowly: "You are a strong girl, come on, please read to me: you take one, I take one, and the food at home is disgusted; you take two, I take two, others You multiply your weight by two; you take three, I take three, and Yuelao’s matchmaking is over early; you take four, I take four, and the pockets are clean and free of stains.”

Then, the woman threw away the phone and the hamburger angrily, picked up the dumbbells and started exercising.

"..."

"Let's go, it costs a lot of mobile phone!" Zeng Xiaoxian complained.

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, his eyes lit up: "Bai Zhi, write it down, we can find a stronger mobile phone to advertise, this is an opportunity."

"..." Several people looked away helplessly, and Lu Ziqiao continued to show them the remaining two. These two were taken by Lu Ziqiao. When he recovered, Lu Ziqiao found that they were all stunned.

"No, we understand that Bai Zhi is advancing by retreating, but yours really has such a big effect?" Guan Gu Youyou is not calm, is this a real example?How do you feel like a no-brainer?

"certainly..."

"But, why didn't I react at all!" Yoyo curled her lips in disdain.

Lu Ziqiao smiled and said, "Sorry, mine is only valid for single girls under the age of 25."

"You mean, I'm not a girl?" Yoyo asked dissatisfied.

"What do you think!" Lu Ziqiao asked back.

"Yo hoo ~~" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled as he watched the excitement, Guan Gu quickly covered his mouth, and sure enough, Yoyo quickly lost his temper: "What do you mean? Why are you talking to little aunt?"

"Hey, wait a minute, watch..." Lu Ziqiao took out another video for Yoyo to watch.

A few minutes later, Yoyo gave up on attacking Lu Ziqiao, but covered her face in embarrassment, she was completely different from before, but Guan Gu was in a hurry at this time, he called a few times uncertainly: "Hey, Yoyo? Yoyo, what's wrong with you?" He hurried over and pushed Lu Ziqiao away: "What did you do to Yoyo? She's your little aunt?! Yoyo, don't scare me?!"

Youyou covered her face and didn't dare to look at Guan Gu, which made him very anxious, and threatened to cut his stomach, Bai Zhi said helplessly: "Okay, now you are satisfied, Guan Gu will kill you later."

"It's not my fault, it's because Yoyo didn't want her to have no effect, I just gave her a more effective one."

"Lu Ziqiao, you bastard." Guan Gu yelled, those who didn't know thought Lu Ziqiao had abandoned Guan Gu!It sounds very spicy. . . .

Chapter 1125

It took a long time for Yoyo to realize that Guan Gu took Yoyo away from Lu Ziqiao very vigilantly. It felt like his wife would be snatched away. He didn't feel that Lu Ziqiao was her little aunt at all. Lu Ziqiao is far stronger than those rivals in love, and he cannot be allowed to continue to harm Yoyo. . .

Lu Ziqiao saw that Guan Gu and Youyou had gone, in order to show off and promote, he started to cast a wide net in the bar, which was not the same as picking up girls before, he used all his strength to be seen by others.

The few people in the apartment didn't let go, even when Yu Mo came home at night, Lu Ziqiao pushed the video in front of Yu Mo, especially Bai Zhi's video, Yu Mo couldn't laugh or cry.

It's just that Bai Zhi was about to burst into anger when he saw Lu Ziqiao's eyes. He suddenly discovered a problem, so he called Xiao Hei's phone: "Xiao Hei, didn't you say that the second time the beauty camera can be used to uglify? Why now? I’ve watched it seven or eight times, but it’s still not ugly?”

"Don't worry, it's not a glitch, it's my intention. What's so ugly about this promotional video? He sent it out soon. You need to uglify the paid video in it! You can try it, guarantee- surprise."

"Really?" Bai Zhi spent a few dollars to try it out, and it was exactly as Xiao Hei said, so Bai Zhi nodded in satisfaction. Anyway, Lu Ziqiao would not spend money to buy his own products. He usually looks at the backstage, so , the above is the real thing, and he won't find out.

"Ha, Bai Bai, what you did without telling me is to record this kind of video? Are you not afraid that others will kill you?"

"It doesn't matter, it's all the same anyway." Bai Zhi didn't think it mattered, this video was just filmed for fun, how many people do you expect to be angry with?Or forget it, the advertising fee is not worth it, can it be promoted?

. . . . . .

The next morning, Lu Ziqiao was still working hard and asked everyone to watch the video. He didn't know where his face came from, but he asked everyone to watch it again.

When Bai Zhi got up, Lu Ziqiao happened to be at home, and Zeng Xiaoxian was eating watermelon alone in 3601. Bai Zhi rubbed his eyes: "Wow, no! Teacher Zeng, don't you have any idea how expensive watermelon is now? I just bought it." Such a one was eaten by you."

"Hehehe~ What a big deal, at worst I'll give it back to you~~"

"By the way, where's Zhang Wei! He's the only one who hasn't watched the video." Lu Ziqiao also wanted to eat a piece, but the last piece was still with Lu Ziqiao. He had no choice but to get down to business.

"You don't know?" Bai Zhi looked at Lu Ziqiao in surprise. In the past, she was the first to know the gossip in the apartment when she was idle, but today it was unprecedented. He left early and returned late for a few days, so he had to explain: "Zhang Wei is at home! Don't bother him, Yifei went in to look for him yesterday morning, but he kicked him out. If you look for him now, you will definitely be scolded. "

"what happened?"

"The one represented by Zhang Wei... that... a real estate under the pork chop group has seriously affected the lives of nearby residents and schools, so Weiwei sued them on behalf of the weak side, but after the court hearing a few days ago, Zhang Wei is completely defeated without a doubt, and now he is about to face stoppage compensation, and he is currently in retreat, planning to turn the defeat into victory in the next court trial, it has been three days, and even the takeaway is brought in by others."

"Are you sure Weiwei is the weak side?"

"Zhang Wei made me understand a truth, weakness is relative." Zeng Xiaoxian said lightly.

Lu Ziqiao sighed, indeed, this kind of unreasonable side is indeed more difficult, not to mention his professional level.

It's just that I can't come out for several days, which is very helpless. Lu Ziqiao still misses Zhang Wei with his video, so he suggested: "Then let's go in and have a look! In case he dies inside, we can pick up some equipment .”

"I'll go... Apart from being poor, Zhang Wei doesn't seem to have anything else to sell, right?" Bai Zhi muttered, "Do you also want this thing? You also pick up equipment. If you pick up a stinky sock, I will believe it." .”