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But now he is a little worried about Zhang Wei's situation. It's been three days. Anyway, Bai Zhi hasn't seen Zhang Wei come out these days. Go in and have a look.

Fortunately, there is no particularly serious smell, perhaps because this is a study room, and if there is a strong smell, it will cause public outrage, so he cleans it more diligently.

I saw Zhang Wei sitting on the spittoon, holding a book in his hand, and dozing off with his eyes closed. It looked more like he found himself sleepy after finishing his stretching, and then fell asleep like that.

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Several people walked over cautiously, and greeted softly: "Zhang Yida."

"Snake~"

"Zhang Dapao."

"Viagra~~" Seeing that he hadn't responded, Zeng Xiaoxian simply yelled.

"Your Honor, I object...to object." Zhang Wei was taken aback, and all the books fell to the ground.

Several people breathed a sigh of relief, and being able to talk meant they were fine. Looking at the angry voice in their speech, it was obvious that they were still alive. Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and persuaded: "Oh~ Zhang Wei, take it easy, your body belongs to you. , the case is someone else’s, so it’s not worth it if you’re exhausted.”

 …  

"Hey~~" Zhang Wei waved his hand in dissatisfaction: "Don't worry, I will... make sure that this kind of small scene is settled. Next time I hold a...court, I will definitely oppose...reverse...to turn defeat into victory. "

"Lawyer Zhang, what are you talking about...how...what's wrong?"

"Very...very good! I have already searched...to find the opponent's loophole."

"You haven't spoken for a few days and I've forgotten how to speak, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained helplessly. Now Zhang Wei looks like he is constipated, and he feels extremely uncomfortable listening to it.

"Otherwise, we record it and play it at 36x speed later?" Bai Zhi suggested, sighing: "This is just like the elder brother! I really don't know why Zhang Wei imitates his speech."

"I...how can I imitate him...speak."

"You really haven't." Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "He's stuck, you're just stuttering. You really didn't learn from him."

"But you haven't...haven't... talked to senior brother recently?" Lu Ziqiao asked with some doubts.

"Don't imitate him." Zeng Xiaoxian was dissatisfied with the lesson, one Zhang Wei is already uncomfortable enough, now there is another one, are you out of your mind?

"I was taken...taken...taken by him."

"Let it go... let it go... let it go..." Zhang Wei struggled for a long time but didn't say anything.

"I'm going to die, I can't even fart."

"Don't worry... I can handle this issue." Zhang Wei held back for a long time, almost suffocating them to death. . .earth.

Chapter 1126

"Ah~~" Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian covered their foreheads. When you hear this, you might as well say 'fart' more realistically, at least they will be more pleasing to the ear. Lu Ziqiao shook his head: "Hey, the professional level has already passed. Tragedy, if this statement is a tragedy, then this lawsuit is a tragedy quadratic!"

"Hey~ Don't talk nonsense...I...one...one...must be dreaming." Zhang Wei still didn't believe that he would be like this.

Without further ado, Zeng Xiaoxian raised his arm and squeezed it fiercely on his chest. Zhang Wei screamed, even if he really fell asleep, he would be woken up: "It's over, Really stuttered."

"What? Help! No... No... Are you okay! Help... Me."

Zhang Wei is completely awake. If he was ignorant before and thought he was still sleepwalking, but now that he is so awake, he starts to get nervous and keeps calling for help, but the few people listened to him. It didn't feel urgent at all, but felt very uncomfortable.

"Okay, okay, please don't say a few words!" Bai Zhizhen heard the obsessive-compulsive disorder herself, and this feeling was too uncomfortable: "Mr. Zeng, tell him to change his clothes, hurry up, the court will start tomorrow, we have to Take him to the hospital immediately."

"That's right, the hospital..." Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao also came back to their senses, and Lu Ziqiao didn't miss his video either.

Zeng Xiaoxian drove the car and took Zhang Wei out, Bai Zhi shook her head: "Hey, what a tragedy! Zhang Wei is really unlucky!"

Lu Ziqiao said helplessly: "I believe now that this Weiwei really seems to have used Zhang Wei to find this lawsuit, and then made sufficient preparations. This chick is very scheming!"

"That's right, I've never heard of Zhang Wei being so nervous before. It's said that he had fought a case of 20 years in prison before, and it was about the same at that time. This case is more serious when you hear it. Zhang Wei is not normal. Treat with heart?"

"Forget it, let's not talk about it, I will continue to promote the video."

"You really spare no effort!" Bai Zhi complained, this product has been selling for two days, "How are you going to push it?"

"Of course I'm going to a bar!"

"Bar? At this time, all the people here are acquaintances! You must have pushed it away yesterday. If you want to have more customers, you have to go at night. I have to teach you this?"

"Eh~~ Then I have nothing to do now?" Lu Ziqiao helplessly covered her head: "Hey, I originally showed Zhang Wei when it was hard to push, but such a thing happened , I am also unlucky enough."

"The worst is yet to come!"

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing." Bai Zhi said perfunctorily: "You wait at home for Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei to come back!"

"All right!"

Lu Ziqiao didn't go to the bar with Bai Zhi, now he's on the same level as Zhang Wei, it's better to let him read it first, and then try it when the bar is full of people.

Of course, Bai Zhi didn't know what Lu Ziqiao's idea was. At this time, he came to the bar, and there were still few people watching the bar, so he found a random place to sit down, drinking something comfortably, and reading magazines.

At this moment, he felt someone approaching, and then he heard the waiter's voice: "Boss, I have something to tell you."

As soon as Bai Zhi heard the voice, he knew it was Abang's voice: "Well, what's the matter, tell me!"

"It's about the wedding."

Bai Zhi was taken aback for a moment, then remembered that Ah Bang and that Ah Bing were getting married, and the wedding was very close, so she nodded: "I know, congratulations, I will definitely come."

"No, we...the wedding is called off."

"What?" Bai Zhi raised her head in surprise, and suddenly saw the bruises on Abang's eyes, Bai Zhi raised her brows: "Is this made by the client?"

"Um, no." Abang said falteringly, "Yes... Ah Bing did it."

"Why did she hit you?"

"This woman is crazy." When Ah Bang mentioned this matter, he became angry: "I didn't expect that she would squeeze so much dissatisfaction with me before getting married. Yesterday, because of a chair, it all broke out. I It can be regarded as seeing through, this marriage, even after getting married, we have to leave."

"Marriage is a big deal, you can't be so hasty!" Bai Zhi thought she had to persuade her: "What kind of chairs are you guys doing?"

"It's the chairs for the wedding guests! Ah Bing insists on adding another chair, but do you know, the boss, that idiot master of ceremonies can't remember the process all the time. We rehearsed N times before he can barely remember. position, we have to rehearse all those procedures 0......"

"Such a weak master of ceremonies, why don't you fire him?" Bai Zhi was speechless, she couldn't even add another position to contingency, what else could this stupid master of ceremonies do?

"But I'm running out of time! The wedding is about to take place, where can I find a good master of ceremonies? Even if I do, we'll have to start all over again. Isn't this a waste of time~"

"Tsk~" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, this is really a foolish question: "However, no matter what, people come to bless you, no matter how much you rehearse, you can't drive them out, right? Communicate with your wife more, How about it! You have been working very hard recently, I will give you a few days off, you and Ah Bing have a good discussion, marriage is a big deal, you can’t just make a hasty decision like this.”

"But..."

"Okay." Bai Zhi interrupted him: "I'm also preparing for the wedding, I know how you feel, it's normal to be anxious before the wedding, plus I'm busy with work every day, some stupid masters of ceremonies don't have the slightest sense of sight. Everyone understands, I will give you a day off, you can rest at that time, discuss with Ah Bing, everything is easy to talk about."

"Then, let's say 2.9!" Ah Bang reluctantly agreed, since Bai Zhi said so, what can he do.

He was also very sad. The cancellation of the wedding was because of such a small matter. He definitely didn't worry about it. Besides, after arguing with Ah Bing last night, he also found that although he was dissatisfied a lot, in general , they are quite satisfied with each other, otherwise they wouldn't have reached the level of talking about marriage!

So Bai Zhi just gave him a step, and he agreed, and had a good talk with Ah Bing, without asking Bai Zhi to say more.

It's just that he was a little worried about how to talk about it. Now that the two of them are angry, it would be embarrassing to bow their heads at this time. How could it be so simple to bow their heads.

He didn't want to just leave like this, so he could only take advantage of the rest now and stay in a daze. . . .

Chapter 1127

"Hey, Bai Zhi, so you are here? How about taking a look at my camera?" Bai Zhi was still reading magazines at the bar, and Xiao Hei ran in from the outside, and then hurriedly ran to Bai Zhi In front of him, he also showed off what he had in hand.

"Camera?" Bai Zhi glanced at it casually, and suddenly said: "Oh, it's your beauty camera! I've seen it! Isn't it the function of forwarding and uglifying for the second time? I didn't mean you! Since you are an ugly camera, why do you call it a beauty camera? Isn’t this defrauding consumers?”

"Um, it's too ugly to call a uglifying camera, who wants to buy a camera that uglifies oneself?" Xiao Hei took a breath, said confidently, and then waved his hands: "Hey, this is a trivial matter, anyway, it's about beauty. , I have all of them, it’s nothing, but today’s point is, I’ve upgraded the camera to 2.0, do you want to see it?”

Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows: "2.0? Is it even uglier?"

"Of course not. There is a new function called 'PUBG Mobile'." Xiao Hei 09 frantically dangled the camera in front of Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "The function of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? You want to say, you can take a camera to experience the function of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and then send it back safely by using the rule of the photographer's immortality?"

"Cough~~" Xiao Hei's eyes lit up when he heard this idea, and then coughed and came back to his senses after drooling: "This function...is pretty good, and I'm still developing it, but what I want to introduce today is not this, but Yes... the self-destruct function."

"Self-explosion?" Bai Zhi sprayed out a mouthful of water.

"That's right." Xiao Hei introduced Bai Zhi very enthusiastically: "After the blind date, the photo has been uglified. Although it will not be seen by the parents, if the other party's parents want to see it, they will definitely see it from the phone! In this way First of all, after all, your parents will still know, so this photo will enter a countdown to self-destruction after an hour. In 5 minutes, even the mobile phone chip and memory device will be completely burned. Without leaving a trace, even if you want to restore the data, you can’t restore it.”

Bai Zhi was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear. Isn't this too cruel?How ugly is this?Not only do you want to make people ugly and blind, but you also want to destroy people's mobile phones. Even if you can't get a blind date, you can still be friends!

"Um, I have a question to ask you!" Bai Zhi was silent for a few seconds, then asked quietly: "Since this photo needs to be spread on the Internet, why do you have to build a camera? Can't you just make an app?"

"Ever seen a LAN?"

"I've seen it! What's the matter?"

"Isn't that the end? If you don't connect to the outside world, you won't be stolen. This camera is the carrier of this technology. With it, I can make a physical camera or an app."

"Uh...then why, why don't you just cut off the internet and do it?"

"...Emma~ What a shame." Xiao Hei patted his brain, very annoyed, isn't this cheating?Why didn't I think of it before!And it's been so long, I've been tossing about cameras all the time, how many people will buy cameras now?Don't you use the mobile app?

But anyway, although the process was not very good, the ending was good, so Xiao Hei just struggled for a while before returning to normal: "Don't worry about those details, in general, this thing has been made, It doesn't matter where you do it, by the way, do you want to try it, I still need some experimental data for this technology, I can borrow it from you to play for two days."

"OK, I'll be a qualified guinea pig, let me play with it." Bai Zhi felt quite strange: "By the way, if this burns people, it won't burn everyone, right?"

"Don't worry, it won't. This is actually similar to the situation where the data is too large and the motherboard is burned. It won't catch fire."

"I can rest assured that."

Bai Zhi took it over and fiddled with it a few times, feeling pretty good.

For a moment, Bai Zhi said viciously: "Ha, let me see who dares to let me beat you to death along the network cable in the future. I will send you a picture and slap your face hard."

"Whose face are you slapping?"

"Ah~~" Bai Zhi was startled when she heard a voice in her ear.

Looking back, it was Yoyo who was staring at the thing in his hand curiously, and then Bai Zhi patted his chest: "It's you! You scared me to death."

"You laughed so pervertingly just now!" Yoyo looked at Bai Zhi vigilantly: "Have you thought of some bad idea again?"

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Of course it's not a bad idea. Xiao Hei gave me a beauty camera and said he wanted me to help him experiment with the data. I'm just curious."

"Beauty camera?" Yoyo's eyes lit up, "Lend me to use it."

"Hey, Yoyo..."

Bai Zhi was startled, and wanted to grab it, but was stopped by Guan Gu: "Bai Zhi, don't be so stingy! At worst, I'll take two pictures for you!"

"No..." Bai Zhi just wanted to explain, but Yoyo snapped a picture and took a picture like this, and then glanced at it: "Huh? This can be directly connected to your mobile phone, close it, I will post it on your mobile phone , How about you help me see it? Done."

"Sent... Sent?" Bai Zhi was stunned.

"Sent, oh, I received it." Guan Gu's cell phone rang, it should be Yoyo's message.

Bai Zhi covered her face and really didn't know what 347 said, okay!As expected of the king of gossip, the hand speed of turning on the phone, opening Weibo, and clicking on the article in one second, is not slow at all when taking pictures!

Youyou leaned over to Guan Gu's mobile phone to take a look, not to mention, the beauty photo of Xiao Hei was really confusing, even looking at the photo inside, Yoyo was a little skeptical: "This ...it's me?"

"Isn't it too heaven-defying?" Guan Gu looked at this photo in shock, this is the real photo deception!

"Hurry up, close it, send it to me, I want to save it." After being shocked, Yoyo decided to use it as a screensaver.

"No, just take a photo and you can't repost it." Bai Zhi hurriedly jumped out to stop it. It was the first time it was uploaded to Guan Gu's phone, but once it was reposted, what the other party saw was a uglified photo, and . . .Initiate the destroy function by itself.

"It's done." Bai Zhi just shouted, Guan Gu and Yoyo got it done again.

"..." Bai Zhi's hand froze in the air, no matter what, oh my god~ The hand speed of these two people have been single for thousands of years, right?This is turned around?

Bai Zhi couldn't bear to see what was going to happen next, so he hurriedly called Xiao Hei to see what remedial measures could be taken. Isn't there still an hour's buffer?See if there is another way. .

Chapter 1128

The scream of "Ah~" surrounded the bar, overshadowing the music and the hustle and bustle. Bai Zhi covered her ears with a premonition, and then said to Xiao Hei who was attacked by unknown sound waves on the other side: "Xiao Hei Hei, something serious happened, I might... oh no, Guan Gu Youyou might need your help."

"What's the matter? Speak up, I can't hear you." Then Xiao Hei's voice appeared in my ears as if he was practicing his voice.

Baizhi Taotao's ears: "Xiao Hei, Guan Gu sent a photo to Yoyo with his camera, what can you do to cancel the self-destruct mode?"

"I said that I still need experimental data, because I didn't think of a way to cancel it~ But give me a little time, I can suppress this first, and it can be delayed for a few hours. I'll see if I can think of a way."