Bitch living in an apartment

"Ah~?"

Bai Zhi glanced at him, and said helplessly: "Brother, when you told me yesterday that Xiao Hei had agreed to join the team, it was already eight o'clock in the evening. Where did I have time to think about my lines? I originally said that I would see if I could do it today." I can't think of it, who knew you pulled me up so early! I haven't even brushed my teeth, and I only have chewing gum on my body, which was tricked by Teacher Zeng yesterday."

"It doesn't matter, my camera can see the beauty filter, and I guarantee that you won't be able to tell that you haven't brushed your teeth." Xiao Hei walked out from the inside, holding the camera and camera stand in his hand: "Are you ready? When we're ready, we'll start."

"What do you think?" Bai Zhi looked at Xiao Hei resentfully.

Xiao Hei smiled awkwardly, okay!Just now Bai Zhi made it clear that she was not prepared at all: "Okay! Then we will shoot Zi Qiao's first today, so that you can know for sure."

"No problem, I'm ready." Lu Ziqiao patted his suit and said, "I'm always ready, Bai Zhi, you've fallen! You're not always ready."

"I'm not as flamboyant as you." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Besides, am I not dressed well today? Besides, I don't like to wear suits at ordinary times, and if it's not for formal occasions, I don't never wear them Suit."

"It's okay, show your best form, I'll go first." Lu Ziqiao walked in front of the camera, trimmed his tie, and then began to speak with a smile.

Perhaps, Lu Ziqiao is really good at such elegant movements. Although it is the first time to face the camera, he has never said that he has stage fright.

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He spoke slowly, but there were only a few words.

With a blown kiss, Lu Ziqiao ended his lines, while Bai Zhi and Xiao Hei just looked at him, knowing that he had finished speaking, and then reacted: "It's over?"

"It's over, how is it?" Lu Ziqiao said confidently.

"So, that's all you said?" Bai Zhi asked suspiciously.

"Of course, we have to deal with women who are anxious. If there are too many, it will be cumbersome. You know, we want simplicity and convenience."

"Then this is too convenient?" Even a person like Xiao Hei who is not very sensitive to the market feels ashamed: "You just say a few words, and it costs six yuan. You are an idiot as a customer ah!?"

 …

"Besides, it's not free yet." Bai Zhi complained silently.

"I now regret joining your team."

"Me too."

"Don't!" Lu Ziqiao became anxious when he heard it: "You promised me, so what do you want to do? Can't I listen to you?"

Xiao Hei was immediately moved by Lu Ziqiao's words: "You said it~"

"Yes, I'm fine, what do you think should be done?" Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth, he didn't care, as long as he could keep them, anyway, he would still be the one who came up with the idea, and he would listen to whatever came.

Only then did Xiao Hei nodded in satisfaction, and said seriously: "Actually, there are no other problems with your video. The only problem is what we just said. It's too short. You need to add more content."

Bai Zhi nodded, expressing her agreement. It's too short, just a few words, would people be so stupid to pay?So it has to be added, it must be added.

"Add, what to add, you have the final say."

"Just add one thing." Xiao Hei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian seriously, and then said: "Of course we will add advertisements in the middle, are you kidding, which website has no advertisements for watching videos? Just right, I have already thought about the content of the advertisements. It's my new beauty camera..."

"..." Bai Zhi was dumbfounded, watching Xiao Hei talking about the benefits of her beauty camera. . .earth.

Chapter 1121

"This beauty camera of mine can not only use beauty filters to make you look like never before, but also restore the other person's beauty, so that the gap between you can be widened without limit, creating a strong sense of contrast. Of course, the most The main thing is that this beauty camera has a super-humanized function, which I call... the blind date and refuge function."

"Blind date for refuge?"

Now even the drowsy Bai Zhi has a little energy, let me go, what kind of brain-dead function is this?It sounds like destroying a blind date: "You don't mean to let the camera give P an ugly face, and then send it to the other party, right? If this is the case, what do you need your camera for? Just download a mobile phone camera to have this function .”

"Of course not." Xiao Hei replied confidently: "Many people must have such distress, that is, when you give your own photos to your parents and hand them over to the other party, if the photos are not good, your parents will You will be asked to retake, and my beauty camera will solve this problem for you. After the second forwarding, it will uglify your photo, and this ugliness can only be seen by the other party. To avoid the possibility of you being questioned by your parents."

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other, but they still didn't think there was anything special about it: "That's it?"

"Of course, and maybe after the ugliness, the other party has a stronger taste and still sees your uglinessed photos. In this case, we can implement the second plan."

"What second plan?"

"When the other party clicks on it for the second time, we will automatically put an exposed opposite sex in an inconspicuous corner of the photo on P, suggesting to the other party that if you photograph me, a grassland will appear above your head."

"Hiss..." Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but glance at each other: "What a ruthless camera, what a crime! More people hope that lovers will get married in the end. You are fine, but you are thinking about how to break up the family?"

"You can't say that. After all, many parents force you to go on a blind date." Lu Ziqiao smiled awkwardly: "That's not right! We are discussing the video of an inspirational teacher, why are you selling the camera?"

"Oh~" Xiao Hei also reacted: "Then do you agree?"

Bai Zhi was very helpless: "Brother, he just said his lines for 30 seconds, you have to put up a three-branch commercial, you are worse than some 10-minute commercials on some stations!"

"But, adding this up, isn't the video long enough?"

"No one has watched such a short video before. If there is a 3-minute advertisement, people will ask for a refund." Bai Zhidan said in pain, and then came up with an idea: "Otherwise, we will sell a camera alone. made this video?"

"Agreed." Xiao Hei agreed straight away. It doesn't matter whether the video is video or not. The most important thing is that he wants to sell the camera.

"Hey, isn't it~" Lu Ziqiao became anxious again: "How can you do this? We agreed to make a fortune together."

"I don't think making a fortune is reliable~" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "It's still more marketable for Xiao Hei's camera."

"There is a market for mine too! Psychological research shows that everyone has a little bit of mental illness. My market is much bigger than that of the little black camera."

"It also makes sense." Xiao Hei nodded: "Then why don't we do it together?"

"Together? How do we do it?" Bai Zhi said.

Xiao Hei took a deep look at Lu Ziqiao, then leaned into Bai Zhi's ear and said, "We can use Lu Ziqiao to experiment with this camera, and then put it on the Internet. The first playback is normal, and the second playback starts to be ugly. Three P pictures, which can not only promote the camera, but also achieve his purpose."

"Good idea, but don't let Lu Ziqiao know, otherwise he will definitely not agree." Bai Zhi nodded, this is a good idea, and then became distressed: "However, watching such a stupid video once is enough, how can it be possible?" Will you watch it a second time?"

"I always use such a stupid person. It's really not good. Let's watch it a second time, then record it and put it on the Internet, and then repost it thousands of times. Isn't that okay?"

"Just do it like this, unify the caliber, absolutely not say that."

"Okay, let's just say..."

The two muttered for a long time, and Lu Ziqiao was puzzled. He shouted in dissatisfaction: "Hey, have you discussed it? Are you really going to give up such a good opportunity to get rich with me?"

Bai Zhi and Xiao Hei nodded, Bai Zhi coughed, and said lightly: "After our serious thinking, we have decided not to cancel our cooperation with you, but we have one condition: 0......"

"What conditions? Advertise for Xiao Hei? No problem, isn't it just an advertisement~ It's simple."

"Of course not." Xiao Hei vetoed: "We think that your video probably doesn't have many clicks, so we decided to run two projects at the same time, one is to take a video with you, and the other is to sell a camera. We will help you take inspirational pictures. Teacher's video, you help me take the effect of the camera."

"Doesn't that mean that I will be vilified? No, absolutely not. If someone sees it, where will I save my face~" Lu Ziqiao refused.

I know what you look like when Bai Zhi and Xiao Hei look at each other: "Don't worry, you take the photos before the ugliness, that is, the photos that the blind daters show their parents, and Bai Zhi is afraid of the photos after the ugliness. We have discussed it, anyway, Bai Zhi Some peach blossoms will also be broken, so he is a uglified photo, you just need to dress handsomely."

"That's about the same." Lu Ziqiao readily agreed, "Then when will we start working?"

"Anytime!" Bai Zhi spread her hands.

"But your suit."

"Oh~ idiot, suits are just props, sometimes you rely on smiles." Bai Zhi showed a charming smile that she thought was 2.9, not to mention, coupled with his energetic appearance, he was quite charming.

Bai Zhi winked at Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei adjusted the camera, aimed at Bai Zhi, and started to shoot.

Lu Ziqiao watched from below, and found that Bai Zhi was really in good shape. Although she was not wearing a suit, she had achieved the spirit and desired effect, which made Lu Ziqiao sigh: "As expected of being raised since childhood, Madan, I Why can't I meet such a mother? It's simple."

"Don't be envious, you will be the next one to play." Xiao Hei reminded: "Besides, Bai Zhi is indeed more sophisticated than you, which is something you can't envy."

"Who says I'm envious?" Lu Ziqiao retorted dissatisfiedly: "Look at it, and I'll let you see how my charm is destroyed.".

Chapter 1122

"Hey, let me tell you first! We have to keep this secret, and none of you can tell it, especially Yu Mo, understand?" After finishing the day's filming, Lu Ziqiao kept talking to Bai Zhihe Xiao Hei warned, but what he said was like giving special treatment.

"Why especially Yumo? Are you discriminating?"

"No, I'm just targeting you. I'm afraid I won't make an agreement with you. If you tell her, the whole apartment will know, and they will definitely hit me hard and hit my creative enthusiasm."

"..."

Both Bai Zhi and Xiao Hei are relatively speechless, can this also be related to the passion for creation?Bai Zhi waved her hand helplessly: "Okay, it's okay if I don't tell her the head office! It's better if you still have the passion for creation!"

For some time to come, Lu Ziqiao would go out early and return late every day, supervise Xiao Hei's work, and then turn into a critic next to him, making Xiao Hei so annoying that he almost jumped to kill him, but luckily Lu Ziqiao admitted his mistake with sincerity, Sheng 09 was afraid that Xiao Hei would pick him up, so he stumbled and finished the first video, and then quickly put it on the market.

As for the advertisements, after Bai Zhi saw the advertisements of some [-]th-rate small websites that looked like pyramid schemes, Bai Zhi completely had no extravagant hopes for this project.

Although it is true that it is easier to advertise on the Internet, you also get points for what kind of advertisement!Now it feels like a small advertisement is posted on a telephone pole in reality. Do normal people dare to believe in the authenticity of this thing?

And on this day, the product was officially launched, and Lu Ziqiao squatted at Xiao Hei's place to watch the download volume. However, after a day passed, there were more than N people passing by, which meant that it wasn't that no one was watching, and at least half of them clicked on it, but After seeing that there was no one to pay, Lu Ziqiao felt depressed.

"Ah~ what's going on! Why is there no one there!" Lu Ziqiao shouted frantically.

And Bai Zhi sat next to him and almost fell asleep. He came here just for a cutscene. Seeing that Lu Ziqiao hadn't given up, he yawned boredly: "Zi Qiao, don't struggle, how can a normal person buy one?" What about unidentified items that need to be paid for? Do you think you are a star? Those people can fool others into buying a strange item."

"I...although I am not a celebrity, but I am very similar to a celebrity!" Lu Ziqiao retorted dissatisfied.

"Oh? Let's hear it." Bai Zhi raised her brows and asked provocatively.

"For example..." Lu Ziqiao said that he was a little stuck here, and then said very wittyly: "Celebrities are very famous, and many people know them, right?"

"Well, that's right."

"It's the same for me!" Lu Ziqiao patted the dust off his clothes, "If you come to my town to find me and mention the person who fell into the pit when going to the toilet, none of them would know about me."

"..."

"What's there to show off?" Bai Zhi opened her mouth, and then laughed loudly: "Zi Qiao, I didn't expect you to have such a dark history?! Haha~~ Why didn't I hear you mention it again? ! Hahaha~"

"I..." Lv Ziqiao gasped for breath, and roared dissatisfied: "You don't care about it, and fans will want to sign autographs when they see celebrities, right?"

"You also have someone asking for your autograph?" Xiao Hei looked at him suspiciously after laughing.

"Of course." Lu Ziqiao smiled disdainfully, and said confidently: "Every time I ask someone to borrow money, they will ask me to sign the IOU. They don't want it if it's not my signature! Do you think they are the same as those celebrities? Can someone else sign it?"

"Fuck me, you can get it back?" Xiao Hei and Bai Zhi complained helplessly, can you see if other people's signatures work for this thing?

Seeing that Xiao Hei and Bai Zhi were suffering from constipation, Lu Ziqiao seemed to have found some confidence again: "Also, fans will scream when they see celebrities, right?"

"Don't tell me that you usually wear a ghost mask, and then people in your village will scream when they see you?" Bai Zhi stroked him along his train of thought and got the answer.

"Of course not, who do you think I am?" Lu Ziqiao retorted dissatisfiedly: "After I return to the village, everyone in the village with a big girl will scream, close the door quickly, that shameless hooligan is here again. "

"..."

"You are awesome~~" Bai Zhi gave a thumbs up: "Well, I will leave the filming of the advertisement to you. Anyway, although your star is more than [-] lines, it is still better than nothing."

"Who else but me!" Lu Ziqiao happily accepted the advertisement with his arms folded.

Bai Zhi let out a sigh of relief, hey, it's already ruined anyway, so it will be the same no matter what you do in the future, let him play if he likes it!It's just that Bai Zhi doesn't want to play with him like this anymore: "Then I'll go back first, and my bar is almost open."

"You don't watch my commercials anymore?"

"Look at the fart~~" Bai Zhi breathed out the fragrance directly, he suspected that if he stayed, he would collapse.

Hey, it's just a little embarrassing for Xiao Hei, how on earth did this guy endure Lu Ziqiao's coquettish attitude?Anyway, Bai Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, so he ran away in despair.

However, not long after Bai Zhi arrived at the bar, just over an hour later, Lu Ziqiao came back. According to his previous thinking, this guy must have failed so early, Bai Zhi jokingly asked 343: "Zi Qiao, why did you come to the bar?"

"I..." Lu Ziqiao's eyes dodged, it seemed that he had really failed, and he recognized the fact: "I'm here to advertise."

"You want to advertise in a bar?" Bai Zhi asked in surprise, and then her face darkened: "No, you want me to use the power of the bar to cooperate with you in advertising, it is absolutely impossible, and if you advertise in a bar Don’t worry about your little aunt knowing about the advertisement? This bar is more gossip than your little aunt!”

"So! I'm going to make a compromise, go to the battle in person, and advertise quietly in the bar."

"What do you mean?"

Lu Ziqiao organized his language and said slowly: "You know that there were no advertisements in ancient times, so how did they manage to convey the news?"

"Word of mouth!"

"That's right, we also come to this trick. As long as someone buys it once, there will be countless people buying it. It is quite simple to get a girl to buy it. Tell me, is this a good start? ?”

"..."

Bai Zhi understood, this is Lu Ziqiao who is going to go on the road of sales again!Bai Zhi looked at him suspiciously, wouldn't this guy become a pick-up again after pushing and pushing?

But it seems that there is no difference, this thing is really similar to picking up girls, cheating money and sex will not delay at all! .

Chapter 1123

So, in the next three hours, Bai Zhi watched Lu Ziqiao stay in the bar for another three hours, which made him want to stay away from Lu Ziqiao, but became closer again.