Bitch living in an apartment

"I did everything I could to help him get a phone number, but this guy didn't dare to make a call. He only dared to hide behind Weibo and play ambiguously. I specially registered a phishing account. No, he was hooked in minutes."

"There are so many Weiwei in the world, how did he find you?"

"Because my ID is simple and rude!" Lu Ziqiao showed his ID: "It's because all his thoughts are on this Weiwei now, so I took this name, and he naturally and hotly thought it was Weiwei. I'm hinting at him, but anyone with a little brain can think of this, how could a girl change her ID to something like this, especially a man she's only met once."

"That's not necessarily true. Girls seem so blind sometimes." Bai Zhi interjected at this time: "And what if this Weiwei is also a Pan Ke like Zhang Wei? She just dares to put something that no one knows Changing the account to something you like, doesn't that make sense 09?"

"But Zhang Wei himself said that the first impression Weiwei gave him was rationality. Do you think such a girl would be so blind?"

"That's true." Bai Zhi nodded speechlessly. He also supported Zhang Wei in this evaluation. As for why Zhang Wei had such a feeling, he couldn't say: "Hey, the influence of the mind kills people! The three major illusions in life , I can fight back, the phone vibrates, she likes me..."

When Mika went over to read Zhang Wei’s attention-seeking message, she wanted to spit it out. Lu Ziqiao asked Mijia: “Look, Mijia, Yumo, you are all women, you see, if someone sends you this, what will you do?” Sample?"

"What else can I do, pull the black~"

"That's right." Lu Ziqiao patted his thigh: "He is still restrained face to face, but hiding behind Weibo, Pan Kanju said before that he was not confident enough in himself, so he did it. You need to think about your words on the Internet before sending a message, and now he is proven wrong, this guy is narcissistic, but it’s a good face, and it’s just embarrassing to be narcissistic in person.”

"Well, I was wrong, I was too wrong." Bai Zhi curled her lips and helped Zhang Wei find such a good reason, but in the end he was caught for a fish, and everything was revealed. Hey, sure enough, sometimes this person is a helper. I can't get up!

"Then you can laugh at him as much as you want." Meijia sighed. She was there when Lu Ziqiao persuaded Zhang Wei. How to deal with yourself, you may fall soon, of course, the premise is a handsome guy. . .

"Why are you laughing at him? I still have a good idea." Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully: "It's so troublesome for me to register an account! Look! This is the Weibo he just posted."

A few people leaned over to take a look again. The clear sky is blue, the sunset is red, and the cherry blossoms are pink. What color are you?Aite, Vivi who met you that day.

"What does that mean?"

"He wanted to implicitly ask me what color I like." Lu Ziqiao immediately explained his intention, because he used them all badly, and this is not ancient times. You recite a poem and say some more beautiful sentences. I just like you, chatting now is mainly about having fun.

"Then how did you answer?"

"Of course it's more subtle." Lu Ziqiao said with a smirk: "Today I bought a pair of golden stockings online, I really hope someone can appreciate them! Aite, Zhang Wei's name is Yida."

During the time they were chatting, Zhang Wei seemed to have been waiting in front of the computer. As soon as this Weibo was posted, he replied: "Finally found a bosom friend. I have been short of gold in the five elements since I was a child. Not only do I appreciate gold, but I also like gold." Admire the stockings."

"It's not just the lack of gold in the five elements! It's the five elements but the five elements!" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help complaining silently when he saw this. It's a strange thing for this person to be so shameless. No wonder Zhang Wei only dared to chat behind Weibo. If he had said this face to face, he would not have dared to say it.

"He has no bottom line in order to find a common topic now. What am I talking about? Do you remember what I said to Zhang Wei? Picking up girls is not blindly catering, because in this case, the possibility of passing through is infinitely close to [-]% , and selective disagreement can not only reflect one's own opinions, but also reduce the chances of passing through gangs."

"It sounds quite reasonable." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, because you say a lot and make many mistakes. Naturally, the more you lie to others, the greater the possibility of being discovered, otherwise how to say , The truly indistinguishable lies are nine truths and one falsehood?

"Hey, come on, I want to send it too, I want to send it too..."

"What are you posting?"

"You care about me? Why can you play?" Meijia put her arms around her hips, grabbing the tablet with Lu Ziqiao: "If you don't let me play, I'll tell Zhang Wei."

"Okay, okay, I convinced you." Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to give the tablet to Meijia, and Meijia took it happily.

Zeng Xiaoxian realized this problem, and said involuntarily: "Zi Qiao, if you don't accompany me to the dinner tonight, I'll go and tell Zhang Wei."

"Then you go! See if he will believe it."

"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately became unhappy, what do you mean you see if he will believe it?Why does he believe what Meijia said, but he doesn't believe me when I say it?Doesn't my Brother Xian seem worthy of trust?He was very dissatisfied: "Lu Ziqiao, what do you mean? Are you saying that my credibility is not as good as Meijia's?"

Lu Ziqiao shrugged: "Teacher Zeng, don't blame me for not reminding you. If you go and Zhang Wei wants to block you, don't ask me to explain it to you."

"Why does he block me? I'm helping him."

Bai Zhi saw that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't seem to wake up at all, so she sighed and explained to Lu Ziqiao: "Mr. Zeng, why don't you understand? What Ziqiao means is that Zhang Wei can't even listen to Ziqiao's words, he will listen to what you say If so? Now Zhang Wei is like a cow in love, whoever dares to break his fantasy, he dares to be anxious.

Moreover, once you tell Zhang Wei, it means that you declare war on Zi Qiao, Zhang Wei will not listen to your explanation, and then Zi Qiao will go to stir up trouble with Zhang Wei, saying that you are jealous that he has found a sweetheart and wants to destroy their love Feelings, who do you think will be blocked by this cow in love?

As for why he trusts Mika and not you?Just kidding, do you think Meijia will be jealous of Zhang Wei finding a beautiful girl herself? "

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyelids twitched, seeing Lu Ziqiao shrugging his shoulders, ten thousand muddy horses galloping past in his heart, they are indeed two gods of boredom!They can think of such a far-reaching thing, and they can think of such a damaging way of counterattack, it's simply too stupid, right? .

Chapter 1075

Seeing that there was no possibility of touching Lu Ziqiao and the others, Zeng Xiaoxian walked away in despair. Lu Ziqiao patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder and said happily: "Okay! Good brother, good wingman, I will tell you casually, and you will know what to do." , Hey, Teacher Zeng is really...too annoying, and we don't know Yifei, we can't clean up the situation he has created by himself, we still have to rely on him to solve it."

Bai Zhi glanced at the palm on her shoulder, and said lightly: "Who says it's not, I can still stand in place and make two moves with Yifei who is mischievous and angry. The fighting power added by jealousy is exponentially greater." Rise up! I dare not appear there, by the way, I suddenly forgot that Daha and Xiaoha are still in the apartment, Yumo, or you go and bring them out! I’m afraid that Yifei will see nothing in a fit of anger Pleasing to the eye, stew them."

"Why don't you go?" Yu Mo was also reluctant to take this muddy water.

"I can't, it's not like you don't know that Yifei usually doesn't like me, and I added fuel to the fire when I went. It's best for you to go. She is usually better with you, and she doesn't care about you. For the sake of it, I won't embarrass you."

"Then... alright!" Yu Mo also regarded the two dogs as his family, and decided to go back and pull them out!

"You'd better let Yifei treat you as if you don't exist, so maybe you can walk out more safely."

"Oh, I know, I must quietly move the dog out." Yu Mo expressed his understanding.

Yu Mo left with a heavy task. These two dogs are not people to worry about. In case Fei has a brain twitch, let them eat a little too. With their straightforward character, they may accidentally annoy you. If it's too late, there's no reason to be stewed into dog meat.

Back to the apartment sneakily, Yu Mo pushed open the door, found no one, relieved, she walked in quietly.

However, no matter how quietly she was, the high heels she was wearing were still Gadong Gadong's and spread in the living room, Yu Mo stopped in fright, and gently lifted and lowered step by step.

"Wow woof~¨‖~"

Yu Mo was afraid to make a sound, but she didn't expect that Da Ha and Xiao Ha didn't understand her meaning, and the moment they smelled Yu Mo's smell, they immediately yelled.

"Hush~~" Yu Mo hurriedly gave them a stop gesture, but everyone knew this gesture, but these two dogs didn't understand, they thought Yu Mo was letting them pass!

So they ran over with two sounds of "barking", and stepped forward happily. . .

"Ah~~" Yu Mo was already light-footed, but just now when he raised his feet and didn't put them on the ground, he lost his balance instantly, screamed, and knocked down the desk lamp and the phone on the table with a 'bang bang bang bang'. There was a loud noise.

Hey, damn Murphy's Law. . .

Yumo rubbed her butt, patted Daha's head, and stood up while leaning on the sofa. She saw that there was no movement in Yifei's room, so she breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Yifei didn't hear the sound .

I heard that jealous people tend to wander off, and Yifei has been in the same state for the past few days. It seems that he was lucky and was not discovered.

If you bring a dog, you must bring a leash. Yu Mo seized the time to look for the leash in the drawer, handle it gently, for fear of triggering any noise: "Why can't I find it? It's here!?"

"What are you looking for?"

Yu Mo heard someone talking behind him, and immediately replied: "Dog leash!" Then he realized that something was wrong, and when he looked back, Yi Fei was standing behind him, Yu Mo was startled: "Ah~~ "

Like an emotionless robot, Yifei said flatly, "Look for a dog leash! I'm sorry, I accidentally broke it."

"Damaged?" Yu Mo asked weakly: "How did it break?"

Yu Mo remembered very clearly that the dog leash that Bai Zhi bought was an iron dog leash, just to prevent big ha and little ha from tearing it apart, but now Yi Fei said she broke it, so Very unscientific~

"That's how it broke~" Yifei took out the dog leash from behind, and found that it had been broken into two pieces, and the iron on the outside of the rope seemed to be twisted abruptly, with a twist-like wound on the incision. ', making Yu Mo's scalp numb. . .

"Yifei, you..."

"Oh...it's nothing, I couldn't sleep last night, so I went to find two cucumbers and apply a mask to save myself from having dark circles today, but for some reason, I twisted it when I took it in and I found it. It's actually a dog leash, it's okay, I'll buy it for you next time..." Yifei put the dog leash into Yu Mo's hands after finishing speaking.

Yu Mo was so frightened that he threw it out, and said embarrassingly: "Then... Yifei, I'm leaving first, I have to go for a walk with the dog! See you tonight..."

As she said that, Yu Mo stepped on her high-heeled shoes, and just pulled the collar and walked outside, until the moment the door was closed, she gasped heavily.

Fortunately, the two dogs were well-behaved by Bai Zhi's training. If they were ordinary Erha, they would have disappeared by now.

Yu Mo just pulled the collar to the bar, and told Bai Zhi such a magical story, Bai Zhi's heart also collapsed, this is meow, how can I walk the dog?If it was run out by them, who knows where it would go!

"' ‖Forget it, let's not go for a walk, just implement the plan!"

"What plan?" Yu Mo, Lu Ziqiao and Meijia all looked over.

Bai Zhi smiled: "Hey, Joey, go prepare two stools, and then hang this pennant up for me." Then she turned to Yu Mo and said, "Yu Mo, look carefully, I'll buy two stools first. Use an ordinary dog ​​leash to deal with it."

Joey's speed was also fast, and quickly brought two stools for the two dogs to stand on, and then (very well), hung the pennant of 'Beautiful Dog Talent' on it. . .

Yu Mo, Lu Ziqiao, and Meijia stared blankly at all this, I'll go, this is too much. . .Beast?It can still be used like this.

"Is this, turning it into a zoo for people to watch?" Lu Ziqiao complained silently.

"Why do I think that Bai Zhi wants to train these two dogs to be security guards!" Seeing the door god-like posture, Meijia clearly uses the dogs as security guards~ Otherwise, why would they sit on the stool?

"Really?" Yu Mo scratched his head: "But it doesn't look like a door god, but more like a cute little animal."

"Is it a security guard? If you try it, you will know the punishment?"

"How to try?" Yumo and Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao smiled triumphantly: "You will find out later, let me tell you! We are like this... this way...".

Chapter 1076

When Bai Zhi returned to the bar, he found that there was no one in the bar. He was holding a dog leash in his hand, and looked at this bar that looked extremely cold, it didn't look like his own bar at all!In the past, although there were fewer people at this time, it was because it was dinner time and everyone went to eat, and after a while, the number of people began to increase.

But in this state, there is no one, which is a bit strange. What is preventing them from entering the bar?Did someone put a spell on their door so it looked like a wall, or did someone drop a stink bomb and the bar became a morgue?

Bai Zhi walked towards the bar with doubts, and then the two dogs happily ran over, lying on Bai Zhi's body, Bai Zhi was not Yu Mo, he was standing firmly now, stroking the heads of the two dogs, Then put them on a leash each.

"Big bane, little bane, are you causing trouble again? I warn you, if you scare away my guests, your flesh and bones will be gone!" Bai Zhi rubbed the heads of the two dogs and said "hardly" He was frightened, but he became strange again: "It's strange, why is there no one? Yumo, Ziqiao, Meijia? Joey..."

"Boss, you're finally back." Joey got out from under the bar, he was relieved the moment he saw Bai Zhi, and then looked at the two dogs fearfully.

"What's the matter? What about people?"

"Scared away by..."

"Scared away?" Bai Zhi was stunned, looking at Joey's eyes, Bai Zhi was thoughtful, staring at the two dogs closely: "Could it be these two guys?"

"Woooooo~" The two dogs probably sensed Bai Zhi's anger, and innocently rubbed Bai Zhi's trouser legs, as if begging for mercy.

Joey swallowed a mouthful of saliva, it seemed difficult to imagine the appearance of these two dogs now: "Yes... no..."

"Is it really?"

"Um, yes." Joey nodded with difficulty.

"Really!" Bai Zhi's face darkened, and then she felt something was wrong: "Wait a minute, if this is the case, what about Zi Qiao? And Yu Mo, they should be able to hold them back! Where did they go?"

"They went to the hospital." Joey replied weakly.

"What?" Bai Zhi exploded completely: "Er Gouzi, you are finished, come over here, squat down, and see what you have done? How dare you bite your own people? Huh? Is it possible that next time even I will kill you?" Are you going to bite? I... I won't kill you today..."

"Boss, calm down." Joey pulled Bai Zhi, and the two dogs lay on the ground aggrieved, as if trembling in the face of Bai Zhi's anger.

Joey explained to Bai Zhi: "Boss, it's actually not their fault, it's Lu Ziqiao who did it."

"What did he do? What did he do?" Bai Zhi was taken aback, why does this matter have something to do with Lu Ziqiao? !

"It's like this. After you left, Lu Ziqiao brought the second leg over, and then said that he was going to do an experiment, so he asked the second leg to look at the two dogs. As a result, the two dogs went crazy and took the second leg. One pair was torn to pieces, and all the waiters and customers were taken away.

Then because there was no dog leash, the proprietress managed to hold the two dogs, but the second leg was not bitten, but fell half to death. The proprietress and Lu Ziqiao sent the second leg to the hospital, but the customers are all gone now. I simply asked the waiter not to come back and come back after eating. "

Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, what is this?Of course he knows that he is a security guard at the five-star hotel next door, because his face was scratched and scratched when he was a child, and his hand is always tearing off the scab, and now he still has a scar on his face. It looks scary, and it's also because of this reason that he is a very successful security guard!

After working for half a year, maybe he can become a security captain, but to be honest, this guy is really a real person. As for why a real person likes to hang out in Bai Zhi's bar so much, Bai Zhi doesn't know, anyway, Bai Zhi and him We can't talk together.

　 　On the contrary, Lu Ziqiao had a good chat with him. Of course, it was Lu Ziqiao's intention. The reason why this guy got along with him was of course to pick up girls. When he took those girls passing by the five-star hotel, he called the security Just a hello, you can tell that you are someone who lives here often. It is expensive to stay here for one night!

So Lu Ziqiao established a good relationship with him, and when he pretended to be a rich second generation, he would say hello to him, which was better than offering a BMW car key ring by himself.

But because of this scar, this guy looks full of murderous looks, making him look at the dog, isn't it just looking for a bite?

These two dogs were trained according to the standards of police dogs and sled dogs. Although they are slightly insufficient, they are not bad. This exchange of eyes was obviously regarded as provocation, and the consequences can be imagined. . .

Bai Zhi patted his forehead. Luckily, he kept an eye out for it. During training, he did not strictly follow the standards of police dogs. Usually, the two of them were asked to tear their clothes. Just to scare people.

But fortunately, this is the case, otherwise these two legs would be sieved by the rabies vaccine. . .

Bai Zhi squatted down and patted their dog's heads, dumbfounded, as an apology to them, after all, it was provoked by others, and they really cannot be blamed. . .

"Then boss, what shall we do now?"

"What else can I do?" Bai Zhi said helplessly: "When he comes back, I will apologize to him. If I waive the consumption tonight and the next two days, it will be regarded as an apology. The main mistake is not ours. , I have to go to Lu Ziqiao to settle the score."

"Hey, I see." Joey thought for a while, and there seemed to be no other questions.

Bai Zhi resolved all the conflicts at once, but when he saw the two dogs, he was obviously a little weak. The previous accident left an indelible impression on him: "Then what should we do with them?"

"Don't worry, as long as you don't provoke them, they are still very good, even if you touch their heads, they will wag their tails." Bai Zhi nodded: "They have no place to go tonight, so they can only be placed here, just put them here. Let them make some bone money! Although these two things are fierce when they look fierce, they are also very happy when they commit crimes, and customers will forget about them chasing and biting people."

"Will it get out of control again?"

"Don't worry, I'll stay in the bar tonight, they won't get out of control." Bai Zhi curled her lips. To be honest, he was quite at ease with them, but he couldn't help others to kill them!He's the one to watch here, as long as he doesn't kill himself, then humans and animals will be harmless. . . .