Bitch living in an apartment

"How to say?"

Bai Zhi shrugged: "You have to know that chatting on the phone is different from typing chatting on the Internet. You can hear voices when chatting on the phone, and what you pay attention to is a question-and-answer way of speaking. Zhang Wei is not confident that he can speak well, so He needs to chat online so he can type and have time to think.

This is still a typical performance of slow brain response!Zhang Wei, let me ask you, do you sometimes find out that you have said something wrong after speaking, and then keep correcting it. "

"Yes what's the matter?"

Bai Zhi clapped her hands: "Did you see that? That's it. Their brains are slow and they can't keep up with their own mouths, so they need to think about it before they know what to do. But in reality, chatting all depends on instinct, so it's easy to make mistakes." If they don’t, they like chatting on the Internet instead.”

Lu Ziqiao cut it out, obviously not understanding Zhang Wei's question, you must know that sometimes he needs to adapt to the situation, but he will soon find a legitimate reason to come.

"Zhang Wei, I don't care if you're mentally retarded or what, if you hide behind Weibo and chat, you will definitely not say the wrong thing, but sometimes you will expose your wretched true nature."

"Where am I being obscene..."

Lu Ziqiao argued with Zhang Wei earnestly and earnestly, until his mouth was dry and he still didn't stop, Zhang Wei was temporarily admitting defeat.

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia really didn't want to stay here to continue arguing with Zhang Wei, so they simply got out of the bar early, and avoided Yifei who might explode at any time.

It's just that just after getting off the bar, Lu Ziqiao didn't look for prey to strike up a conversation as usual, but frowned and looked at the phone.

"Zi Qiao, what are you doing?"

"fishing."

"what?"

Seeing that Bai Zhi was puzzled, Lu Ziqiao took the mobile phone to him and gave him a look: "I applied for a fishing account, the name is 'Weiwei who met you that day', I am going to catch Zhang Wei's fish, look, Zhang Wei will go back In the future, I will definitely search Weiwei’s Weibo, and I will definitely be added.”

"Is this too deliberate?"

"So, this is what I want to teach Zhang Wei, simple and rude." Lu Ziqiao shrugged unconsciously.

"Then do you know what Weiwei does?"

"You don't need to know." Lu Ziqiao said as a matter of course: "Just fill in any one, Zhang Wei has already said that she can cater to Weiwei, even if I say that the crematorium looks at the corpses, he will cater to you by saying that he is a wreath seller. Do not believe?"

"I believe it." Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, he really believed it, even if he didn't know the plot, Bai Zhi understood Zhang Wei too well, this guy sometimes has no bottom line, not to mention catering or selling wreaths, even if it is It is possible to play a dead body to see her: "Then is there any attention? And the information? The trumpet will know it at a glance, right?"

"So, I borrowed a cheat to get some attention. In addition, I am going to set her profile as a lawyer. Does this resonate with Zhang Wei more?"

"...You're so smart." Bai Zhi complained fiercely in her heart, she guessed right, this Wei Wei is a lawyer, and she is also a lawyer who is against Zhang Wei: "Don't play too much."

Bai Zhi had no other choice. Without Lu Ziqiao's ridicule, Zhang Wei really wouldn't have the guts to ask Weiwei out, so this is his transformation, right?

"It's done."

"So fast?"

"It doesn't take too long. It's just a photo and some information. You see, I don't even need to get a lot of attention. I just need to repost a few posts to get him hooked."

Said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao will be there, Lu Ziqiao just finished creating an account, and Zhang Wei's application for attention was sent over.

Bai Zhi couldn't help but opened her mouth wide: "I'm going, I'm going to get the bait faster than I thought. He didn't listen to a word you said before, did he?"

"Hmph, why didn't you listen to it, what you did later is exactly the same as what I said, just watch!" Lu Ziqiao smiled triumphantly, and didn't even follow her. .

Chapter 1072

Please pay attention, this feeling is like a sweet Yida, unwilling to swallow it, and unwilling to spit it out.

When Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi saw this line for the first time, their foreheads were full of black lines. They thought that Zhang Wei would be very wretched, but they didn't expect it to be so wretched. It can be called the real Pan Kanjiu!Anyway, if Bai Zhi saw this sentence for the first time, she would immediately think it was a harassment message and immediately block it.

"Hey, I thought Zhang Wei would make some progress in the past few years outside! But in this respect, it's still the same!" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, it's a hell of a way to have a girlfriend this way.

"Hmph, it's not that there's no progress." Lu Ziqiao snorted coldly, seeming to hate iron and steel: "At least he won't be so cowardly when talking to girls now, remember when he talked to that Moran before? Yu Mo taught him what to say, otherwise he wouldn't even know what to do, let alone find a common topic!"

"What's the use of that? You haven't been dumped yet."

"Oh~~" Lu Ziqiao sighed: "Seeing my apprentice like this, I can't bear it as a teacher! If Zhang Wei knows the truth, he must be in a hurry, and the gods can't save him."

"What do you want to say?"

"As a master, I have the responsibility to let Zhang Wei see his confidence and save him from the fire and water. Therefore, as a master, I will just reluctantly satisfy him and teach him how to talk to girls. At the same time, Teach him a lesson."

"If you want to play a prank, just say it, it's so dignified." Bai Zhi muttered, but didn't stop at all: "Take it easy, Zhang Wei has nothing else, he's the one who saves face, and he's going to kill you when the time comes, I But it won’t save~ you.”

"Don't worry, I have a measure."

"Why do I not believe it so much?" Bai Zhi curled her lips, if this guy had sense, he would be willing to eat all the glasses in the bar.

As for also participating in the whole Zhang Wei, Bai Zhi really doesn't have much meaning, at least in Bai Zhi's view, Zhang Wei's IQ, at least at this time, has broken through countless lower limits, and he doesn't have any sense of accomplishment. The reason why he likes Yifei and doesn't like to deal with Guan Gu is because Guan Gu is relatively naive, and it doesn't make much sense to deal with it.

This can be regarded as his little bad taste!

Lu Ziqiao was thinking about how to respond to Zhang Wei's request for attention, when Bai Zhi saw Yu Mo coming in from the door of the bar, she looked around, probably looking for someone.

"Yu Mo, what about this!" Bai Zhi waved her hand over there.

Seeing that Bai Zhi was about to jump up, Yu Mo smiled and walked over. The waiter brought a glass of apple beer over at the right time. Yu Mo pulled a chair and sat down: "Bai Bai, guess what I met today? about?"

"Well, let me guess, when someone comes to you for advice, they ask you how to stay young."

"What!" Yu Mo rolled his eyes: "I met a precious mother today, and brought a Erha and the baby to ask about beauty..."

"She asked how do you take care of Erha?"

"Eh? How do you know?" Yu Mo was shocked, clapped his hands immediately, and said dissatisfiedly: "Which waiter did you bribe? How dare you talk about things in the store casually."

Bai Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and explained helplessly: "Eldest sister, you just emphasized on the word "erha" and emphasized the intonation. It would be difficult for me not to guess it! Never mind this, what will you say later."

"Later, I told her how our family raised Erha. Guess what happened to her?"

"She... put sunscreen on the dog?" Bai Zhi asked uncertainly: "No, you said that you told her how our family raised Erha, and I never put sunscreen on Erha, oh, I know Yes, she put the baby on Erha, and Erha lied and threw her up, throwing her on a big horse."

"..."

Yu Mo twitched the corners of her mouth. I have to say that Bai Zhi has a rich imagination. If that precious mother dared to do this, Erha would really dare to throw her on all fours. This is not just for fun, because Erha also It will think that you are playing with it. According to their personality, it is not a problem to fall like this. . .

"Of course not, she gave me something." Yu Mo rummaged through his bag and took out a pennant.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao finally thought of what he was going to send, and sent it to her, then looked up and saw Yu Mo took out the pennant, and spit out the water he drank, laughing so much that his stomach hurts: "Hahaha~ beautiful Dog expert? Hahaha~ Let me go, what kind of client is this? Send a pennant and send this? Hahaha~ Emma, ​​I laughed so hard..."

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Yu Mo sighed: "If I hang this thing in my shop, people may think that I am a cosmetics shop for pet grooming, or else we will open a pet shop and hang this in the pet shop ?”

"You really dare to think about it~" Bai Zhi stuck out her tongue: "With a pennant, you dare to open a pet shop, so if you pick up a needle, you dare to open a clothing factory?"

"But my thing is useless in the future!"

"Who said it's useless?" Bai Zhi confidently took the pennant over: "Look at me, I will definitely maximize its use."

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"What do you want to do?" Yu Mo and Lu Ziqiao looked at him curiously.

Before Bai Zhi could speak, Meijia, who didn't know where she was going, also came back. Seeing the pennant in Bai Zhi's hand, she was a little curious: "Hey, Bai Zhi, where did you get this pennant? Beauty dog ​​master, it's good, it fits well." Your image~"

"Why do you think so?" Yu Mo asked Mijia weakly.

Meijia waved her hand: "Of course it's because of the big and small ones at home. You don't know, in the animal world, the two erhats raised by Baizhi are extremely handsome! Believe it or not, as long as the two erha Bring Harbin to the pet store, it will definitely attract a lot of customers, because of its good looks, plus their abilities can add half of the points!"

"Can you still rate dogs?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Meijia suspiciously.

"Of course." Meijia pouted her nose triumphantly, as if she was an outsider: "Humans can be distinguished by appearance, why can't animals?"

"What criteria did you score by?"

"Of course it's a data survey." Meijia said confidently to Lu Zi Qiao Kepu: "Our pet shop has big data that records the sales of pets, what kind of pets are easier to sell, and what kind of pets of the same kind are like. It will stay, these are all clearly shown by the data, once they come and go, even if I don’t use the data, I can see what the appearance of the pet is like.”

"so smart?"

"That must be..." Tu.

Chapter 1073

"Then look, what is the appearance of this tadpole?" Lu Ziqiao took out his mobile phone and searched for a photo of a tadpole. It was black, just like a coal with a tail. weird.

Meijia took a breath, her eyes widened, she looked at it for a long time, but she didn't see any good looks, but she had already said this, if she said she didn't know, wouldn't it be a slap in the face?And the beating was still painful, so Meijia could only bite the bullet and said, "This tadpole...in the same kind of appearance, it belongs to the level of a fairy."

"Ah?" Yu Mo looked at this dark thing in confusion, it has nothing to do with a fairy!It's like we all regard white as beauty, and suddenly a person who looks like carbon comes running over, and then shows a shy expression, this feeling is simply challenging the bottom line of people!

Both Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao shivered, Bai Zhi asked weakly: "That...isn't this an earthworm? Why do you say it's a tadpole?"

"Oh~ I made a mistake." Lu Ziqiao put it away expressionlessly.

Mei Jia spat out old blood on Lu Ziqiao's screen, this bitch dared to dig a hole for herself, it was too shameless.

Seeing Mijia like this, Yu Mo couldn't help comforting: "Meijia, don't worry, you're right! At least we really think that Daha and Xiaoha are quite cute in terms of appearance, not like this earthworm. "

"Who said I was wrong, earthworms and tadpoles are similar, they also use the same standard, if you don't believe me, check for yourself if they are all black?"

"..."

Forced explanation is the most deadly, Yu Mo feels that it doesn't matter whether he helps her or not, anyway, she will not feel frustrated because of this. . .

Before he knew it, night was about to fall, Zeng Xiaoxian walked into the bar, seeing everyone here, his eyes lit up: "Are you all here?"

Lu Ziqiao glanced at him: "Mr. Zeng, aren't you going to attend Yifei's dinner with Nuolan? Why aren't you ready?"

"what to prepare?"

"Steel plate~ Can't you even tell that Yifei is in a bad mood today?"

"Is there?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know whether he was pretending to be stupid or really didn't understand, he didn't care at all.

Lu Ziqiao shook his head, "Pretend I didn't say anything."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "Well, everyone, I need your help with something."

"You don't want us to go to the dinner tonight, do you?" Bai Zhi knew what Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to do with a guess: "I don't want to go, this is a practice meal made by Yifei for Nuolan, and it must be based on nostalgia for the past. Lord, I don't like eating that stuff."

"Nostalgia, retro?" Several people scratched their heads, what is the situation: "What is that?"

"You don't even know this?" Bai Zhi touched her face, "Then let me ask you, when was your most memorable meal?"

Bai Zhi's words made them recall, Lu Ziqiao rubbed his chin, thought for a while and said: "The most memorable meal for me should be the super sumptuous wedding banquet at that wedding, and Yifei will have such a good meal." Give me something to eat? Then I'm going to..."

Bai Zhi patted her forehead: "Please, please use your brain to think about the most memorable meal of nostalgia and retro departure."

"That should be the most carefree meal when I was a child, right?" Meijia nodded: "It must be like this. According to Baizhi's personality, it should be like this."

Bai Zhi glanced at her lightly: "Unfortunately, that's not the case. I said nostalgia and retro. These two words mean the meaning of the last century. In simple terms, they may be leftovers from the last century." Leftovers, and the most memorable meal, I can tell you responsibly that sometimes, the good things are not easy to think of, and the most tragic things are impressive.

The meaning of the connection is that the leftovers from the last century have been made into a very unpalatable meal, and it is given to you after you have been hungry for three days, so this meal is very special. people miss. "

"..."

Meow, where is my knife?Several people roared frantically in their hearts, wanting to kill Bai Zhi with a knife. It was the first time they heard that these words were interpreted like this. For a while, it had a very commemorative and beautiful artistic conception, and it was completely destroyed by him.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly, doesn't this mean that their dinner tonight is like this?Obviously he didn't believe it: "Isn't it like this? Besides, I didn't starve for three days 0......"

"However, Yifei asked you to eat, do you dare not eat? This is more tragic than starving for three days. Haven't you experienced it yourself? No matter how many good things are put in front of you when you are full, you can eat more You will vomit, and if you are hungry, no matter how unpalatable you put it in front of you, it will be very gluttonous, and at this time you are not hungry, but you want to eat some unpalatable food, then this feeling..."

Needless to say Bai Zhi, both Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian could imagine the situation, and they trembled all over!Swallowed a mouthful of saliva, if you really eat it like this, it will kill you.

"That's why I want you to go with me~ Please, Zi Qiao, Mei Jia, Yu Mo, Bai Zhi..."

"I'm not going..." Lu Ziqiao was frightened by Bai Zi's words. Due to Yifei's intimidation, whether he should eat or not is a question: "Besides, Yifei doesn't seem to like Nuolan. Get up, the scene is out of control, who can I help?!"

"Of course...help me~~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled meanly.

"Ding dong~" Lu Ziqiao didn't listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's persuasion, when his tablet rang, he refused for a reason, but he glanced at the tablet and then laughed.

"Hey, what fun Weibo? Forward it to me." Seeing that Lu Ziqiao was smiling so happily, Meijia simply changed the subject, while Baizhi and Yumo were even worse, and simply whispered, ignoring Zeng Xiaoxian at all.

"Pff~haha~" Lu Ziqiao laughed more and more, Meijia stretched over and took a look: "Zhang Wei? You two big men love each other? Is it disgusting!"

"That's right! I can go to Zhang Wei!?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought that Zhang Wei would be easier to deceive, so maybe he could go to him.

"He's been very turbulent lately, he can't take care of your business, poof~~" Lu Ziqiao laughed again as he spoke.

"Isn't it?" Meijia thought the two of them were messing around with the plane, and it was a bit disgusting, but seeing Lu Ziqiao smiling so happily, instead of being obscene, she became even more curious. She leaned over and saw Lu Ziqiao's ID, and she was about to spit out.

Only then did Lu Ziqiao smile and say, "That's right, that Weiwei that Zhang Weijia added is me...".

Chapter 1074