Bitch living in an apartment

Chapter 1077

Not long after, the bar reopened. What was different from the past was that there were two more Erhas in the bar, which attracted the attention of many people. Of course, what they didn't know was that just now, these two humans and animals had nothing to do with each other. Terrible guy, scared away all the people in a bar, and now some people want to touch their heads.

Not long after, Lu Ziqiao, Meijia and Yumo who had gone to the hospital also came back, looking tired.

When Bai Zhi saw Lu Ziqiao, she walked over with her arms crossed: "Zi Qiao, can you explain to me, what exactly did you do? Why would Mao Daha and Xiaoha go berserk?"

"I..." Lu Ziqiao sighed helplessly, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay! I said, it's all Mika's fault. Earlier, Mika said that she wanted to see if you brought the two dogs here as a puppet. Door God, so I proposed to let someone try~try."

"Blame me, obviously you said you wanted to guess what Baizhi brought, but you encouraged the two legs to come over to provoke everyone, and you got bitten, and you blamed me, then you are so powerful, why don't you up?-"

"I...what's the use of me? Daha and Xiaoha know me, even if I stare at them, they won't get angry, but will stick out their tongues and wag their tails to look at me, which can't achieve the effect."

"Okay, stop arguing." Seeing that the two of them were going to continue arguing, Bai Zhi interrupted them impatiently. If they were allowed to continue arguing, it wouldn't last until tomorrow! ?Bai Zhi said: "Now I have no way to bring the dog back to the apartment, so I can only put it here first. Don't mess with them if you have nothing to do. Yifei can be more merciful. This dog can't understand human words. After being educated, I can Never mind!"

"Oh~~" Meijia pursed her lips aggrievedly, and stared at Lu Ziqiao fiercely, obviously thinking that it was him who did this. . .

Bai Zhi sighed, waved her hands to tell them what to do. . .

I don’t know if Lu Ziqiao and Meijia have heard his lesson. What Bai Zhi knows is that the apartment must be full of gunpowder next time. Oh, no, or full of vinegar. Apart from the fried rice game, it was because they could smell the vinegar smell from a long distance, and then avoid evil.

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia quickly put the dog-provoking incident behind them, maybe this is the reason why they can come together in the end!No matter how many quarrels we had before, we were able to reconcile in the end, talking and laughing.

Especially when they first moved into the love apartment, even if they were pretending to be lovers, how can I say that Lu Ziqiao dumped Mika twice, according to the average couple, such hatred can last forever, but until now the two of them are still separated. All kinds of ambiguity, all kinds of happiness, this already explains the problem.

"Hey, what should Zhang Wei do next?" Bai Zhi overheard Mijia shouting excitedly, Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, needless to say, the two were watching Zhang Wei's joke again.

"Perhaps, you can try and let Zhang Wei say a tongue twister?" Bai Zhiyou had an idea: "Then ask him to record it and post it on Weibo?"

"This is fine..." Lu Ziqiao and Meijia's eyes lit up. It must be interesting for them to repost it when the time comes.

"I do have one here." Bai Zhi showed a wretched smile: "The 66-year-old old man Lu built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows, and planted 66 weeping willows. 66 baskets of oil , piled in 66 buildings; 66 cattle, tied to 66 weeping willows. Suddenly a gust of wind blew down 66 buildings, overturned 66 baskets of oil, broke 66 weeping willows, and killed 66 cattle , terrified the 66-year-old old man Lu."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao put the phone in front of Bai Zhi: "You come..."

Bai Zhi took it over and typed this passage: "I just saw a jingle competition in the square, and the prize was [-] yuan! The first person is so good, this jingle is really good, I don't know if you can read it What? I really want to hear what you read! Aite, Zhang Wei's word is Yida."

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia waited anxiously, but considering Zhang Wei's IQ, maybe it will take a long time, but they still waited patiently when they reposted it.

"Wait a minute, isn't it too boring to wait?" Lu Ziqiao said happily.

"What can you do?" Mika looked at him nervously.

"Easy." Lu Ziqiao typed another line: "I heard that when you shout this sentence, it will be easier to read it with mouthwash in your mouth. Aite, Zhang Wei's word is Yida."

Bai Zhi spit out a sip of water, muttering with mouthwash in her mouth?

Bai Zhi couldn't help but patted her thigh and laughed, thanks to Lu Ziqiao who figured it out, in this way, even Bai Zhi wanted to hear what Zhang Wei said, especially to see his expression when he read it.

And on the other side, Zhang Wei was lying on the bed in his pajamas and his eyeballs were protruding when he saw the news. He quickly changed his clothes and put on his clothes: "500 yuan? Why didn't such a good thing happen to me?" ? Such a simple tongue twister..."

So, Zhang Wei tried it out, and his tongue got stuck in his hairstyle. Then he saw the Weibo post by Lu Ziqiao and touched his chin: "Shouting mouthwash to read? I haven't tried this. Go down and buy two. bottle to try."

... . . .

Lu Ziqiao in the bar received a text message the first time Zhang Wei went out and came back, and he extended an OK gesture: "Zhang Wei did go out, and when he came back, he had three bottles of mouthwash in his hand, next There's a good show to watch..."

"There is indeed a good show to watch." Meijia looked at Weibo excitedly.

Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi approached again, and found that Meijia posted another Weibo: "I just passed by a toy store, and it was playing Pleasant Goat. I really want to know what the ending of Pleasant Goat is, but I don't have time to watch it. Do you know what it is?" Is it? Aite, Zhang Wei's name is Yida."

"Even if Zhang Wei has a hundred clones, he can't keep up." Yu Mo complained silently, these three are addicted to playing!I didn't finish any of them, so I posted the second one, and then the third one. One was more outrageous than the other, and one was more damaged than the other.

"What do you know? Zhang Wei can't be idle. In fact, this is called being tired and happy. There are some things for him to do, which can save him from thinking wildly. I suddenly sent you, Zhang Wei will be so busy. Pan Jun is largely idle. If he is as busy as you, he won't talk like this."

"What does this have to do with me?" Yu Mo spread her hands, is it her fault that she is busy?This is clearly the fault of that bastard Bai Zhi, okay?Otherwise, as her senior beauty consultant, she wouldn't have to worry about so many things.earth.

Chapter 1078

Bai Zhi, who was lying down, was shot again. He had explained many times that if Yu Mo did not do it on her own, then she would face the problem of being transferred away. At that time, it would not be a problem of being busy, but also a problem of long-distance relationship. Bai Zhi doesn't want to be in a long-distance relationship, it's very boring.But the problem is, at this time, there is no warning about this matter at all, so no matter what he says, Yu Mo will not believe it even if he is killed, because there is no way to prove it!

So Bai Zhi became the one who lay down the gun, Yu Mo always thought that Bai Zhi encouraged her to do it alone, the purpose was to achieve her own goal of eating and waiting to die, and made Yu Mo work hard.

Bai Zhi really wanted to say, do I look like that kind of person?

There is no way to prove the real fact now, and Bai Zhi can only bear the blame with her nose, although he does not want to admit it.

"Hey, hey, Zhang Wei sent it out, it really did."

Soon, Lu Ziqiao and Meijia, who were waiting for Zhang Wei Aite, received the news immediately after Zhang Wei Aite killed them, and then they clicked on the recording: "Gulu Gulu Gulu~~ "

"Hahaha~" Lu Ziqiao and Meijia suddenly laughed while covering their stomachs. They can now imagine the embarrassing scene of Zhang Wei with mouthwash in his mouth, saying tongue twisters, and then leaving the mouthwash on the bed. Of course, he was on the bed It's okay to recite, if you recite it in a common place, that scene. . .Imagination is stimulating.

"I'm going to repost it now." Meijia smiled and was about to take out her phone and repost it.

But was stopped by Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "Wait, I finally got such a good opportunity, of course I have to come up with a little more information, hurry up, save it first, I have another better one." creativity."

"What idea?"

Lu Ziqiao laughed twice, then typed and said: "I have always thought that men in suits are all the same, and only those who wear transparent raincoats and underwear are real men. I don't know if you are the one with the accent." What? Aite, Zhang Wei's name is Yida."

When Bai Zhi and Meijia thought of Zhang Wei's SpongeBob SquarePants underwear, they couldn't help but feel a chill. They even matched it with a transparent raincoat, which was really boring. . .

"I also thought of an idea." Meijia grabbed the tablet and typed on it: "I can put a light bulb in my mouth, can yours do it? Aite, Zhang Wei's word is Yida."

"Hiss~" Bai Zhi, Yu Mo, and Lu Ziqiao gasped, their mouths turned cold, and Yu Mo said weakly, "Mei Jia, is this going to happen?"

"Zhang Wei shouldn't be that stupid, right?" Lu Ziqiao said in pain, now he regrets letting Mijia post it, it was fine before, but it's too easy to get into trouble now.

"It's hard to say!" Bai Zhi said with the corners of her mouth twitching: "If he can even pull out such things as a transparent raincoat and underwear, then maybe he will really do such a thing, who knows what Zhang Wei will do! "

"Ah~~" When Lu Ziqiao thought that Zhang Wei's idiot could really be made, he had a headache: "No, I can't play anymore, Meijia, give me the tablet, if you continue to play like this, something will happen."

"No, I'll have to reproduce him in a see-through raincoat and underwear."

"Then you can use your Weibo to retweet it. If you use Weiwei's Weibo, isn't that revealing?"

"Um, this is also..."

Lu Ziqiao didn’t say anything and wouldn’t let Mika post any more Weibo, stuffing light bulbs is already easy to get through and go too far, if Mijia comes again and she likes to put the hook in her stomach to fish, then what about this tragedy?Zhang Wei is a psychopath, maybe he will really learn from him, what if something goes wrong when the time comes?

Meijia has been waiting for a long time, but there is no photo of Zhang Wei, she is a little bored, and can't play Weibo anymore, so she went to the billiards area to play billiards by herself. . .

Lu Ziqiao was alone worrying about how to solve Zhang Wei's phishing account, but Yu Mo and Bai Zhi quickly moved away. This guy is simply too bad. . .

"Boss, there seems to be something wrong with those two dogs of yours! Why don't you go and have a look?" Bai Zhi just sat down, her buttocks were still warm!Joey came to tell him that something happened to the dog again.

"Who did they bite again?"

"Um, not this one, but they look so strange, they stop the guests from letting them go, and now the guests have been complaining about 0......"

"Is there such a thing?" Bai Zhi was stunned, and glanced at Yu Mo: "I have never encountered such a situation, I really don't know what's going on, let's go, I'll go and have a look."

Bai Zhi walked over and found that it was true, Daha and Xiaoha each stopped a man and a woman, and refused to let them go, the two seemed impatient.

"Um, no, why does this scene look so familiar to me?!" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, looking at this scene.

Seeing that Bai Zhi was still thinking about things here, Yu Mo was a little anxious: "Why are you still stuck here? Why don't you hurry up and pull?"

"No, I think this scene is very familiar. I have to think about where I saw it." Bai Zhi felt that there must be a reason for this kind of thing to happen, and he had to figure it out: "Oh, I remembered, Yu Mo , do you think that this scene is the same as the scene when Zi Qiao came to our apartment to steal something to eat, and Da Ha and Xiao Ha stopped him?"

"..."

Yu Mo was stunned, but after a closer look, it really was true!It's not once or twice that Lu Ziqiao went to their apartment to steal something to eat. Yes, they were sneaky, but every time they were seen by the two dogs, and every time they saw Lu Ziqiao coming, they would run over to scare him. Lu Ziqiao looked like he wanted to call out, but he didn't.

Later, Lu Ziqiao learned to be smart, and when he was stealing food, he also stole 2.9 points from these two dogs. The guys worked hand in hand, and they were never caught on the spot again.

Although everyone woke up in the morning and found that there was less stuff in the refrigerator, the first thing they thought of was Lu Ziqiao, and there was no need for Lu Ziqiao to be afraid of everyone knowing, but if they woke everyone up at night, maybe they would ban Lu Ziqiao from appearing in their apartment at night.

Therefore, Lu Ziqiao has always adhered to the principle of not shooting guns and entering the village quietly. Every time, he will distribute a little to the two dogs, so that they can go away at ease, without waking everyone up, and let him steal supper at night.

Undoubtedly, the most important thing about this problem is that if Lu Ziqiao took the food and didn't give it to the two dogs, the two dogs would not let him go. If they did, they would let him go. . .

Both Bai Zhi and Yu Mo suddenly became enlightened. . . .

Chapter 1079

"Go, Joey, adjust the monitoring, just a few minutes ago, just adjust the one before these two." Bai Zhi secretly told Joey, Joey was stunned, not understanding why Bai Zhi didn't mediate, but let He did this, but he still moved the mouse quickly, called up the monitoring within a few minutes, and looked at it.

I am very satisfied with Joey's top Dao Baizhi. This bartender is a talent. For example, about Lu Ziqiao before, this guy always wanted to eat and drink, but Joey stopped him.

Joey became the bad guy without any complaints. Bai Zhi can get rid of Lu Ziqiao as long as she pushes all the management over to Joey.

But I usually don’t question some of Bai Zhi’s ideas and methods, and do my own things well, and I’ve put myself in a good position. Of course, the method I told Bai Zhi can achieve great results. Very relevant.

Joey came over and whispered a few words in Bai Zhi's ear, Bai Zhi had such an expression on her face, watching the two people dancing like clowns, it's no big deal for the people in the bar to watch the excitement, this time it's different from just now Well, the two dogs could hurt people just now, but now the two dogs didn't hurt people, but they were flattering.

"Where's your boss!?"

09 "Here it is!" Bai Zhi stood up at the right time, facing the two clamoring Mr. Thieves, he didn't panic at all: "You two, what's the problem?"

"Why can your dog enter the bar? This is a common place, what if it bites someone?"

"Don't worry about that, my dog ​​won't bite people for no reason."

"Are you messing with them? Everyone heard it. I just passed by here just now, and they pounced on me. Isn't this a mad dog or something?"

"Didn't it bite you?" Bai Zhi spread her hands, "And no matter how I look at them, they don't look like they are going to bite you?"

"Then why won't they let me go?"

Bai Zhi shrugged and didn't answer his words directly. The other woman who was being held didn't speak, obviously trying to keep a low profile. Since someone came out to help her find justice, she didn't want to be so high-profile. If she was found out, wouldn't she Ruined?There just happened to be a cannon fodder, so she didn't need to talk.

Only then did Bai Zhi say: "Everyone, when watching the excitement, I would like to remind everyone that you'd better check your bags first to see if you have lost anything. There are so many people, beware of pickpockets!"

The two thieves jumped in their hearts. Although Bai Zhi's words were not addressed to them, they would take their seats, so they shouted even more happily: "You know there may be thieves, so why don't you let us go?"

"Wait a minute, my wallet was stolen."

"My phone was stolen."

Sure enough, when Bai Zhi said this, some people subconsciously covered their pockets, and soon some people found that their things were missing, and finally stood up and said that they had lost things, there were five of them. . .

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Two, take out the things?"

"Do you suspect that we stole it?"

"Why do you doubt us? Which eye did you see?"

This time even the woman panicked, and instantly became angry like a shrew swearing at the street. They now knew that if they insulted Bai Zhi with unjust words, they would really be suspicious again.

Bai Zhi brought the dog over and smelled it on the people who lost things, and then on the two thieves. There is this gentleman's mobile phone in your pocket, and this gentleman's wallet is in your trouser leg..."

For a while, Bai Zhi confirmed the exact hiding places in five places, and just let the dog sniff them. Everyone looked at the two vigilantly, sizing them up and down, as if they wanted to see through them.

"You are talking nonsense, what evidence do you have."

"That's right, let's go out, I'm going to sue you."

Bai Zhi shrugged, casually, but only if you come out from inside, Joey, and show them the surveillance.

"Yes, boss."

When the dust settled, the two thieves knew that they couldn't hide anymore, so they didn't hide at all, and ran outside. However, they reacted quickly, but now there are spectators everywhere, which temporarily stopped their movements , one of them took out a small knife and said viciously: "Get out of the way, get out of the way quickly."

Bai Zhi yawned, feeling so speechless, are these two brain-dead?The crime of stealing things is relatively small, but it is different in nature when you take out a knife. This is a murder in the street!

The two dogs were also unambiguous at the critical moment. One dog bit the pants of the other, and one of the two didn't pay attention, and fell to the ground directly, being overwhelmed by the two dogs.

Being stared at fiercely by two dogs, the two of them no longer have the vigor they had before. After all, they are just thieves, and they are really not very courageous. Otherwise, they don’t need to engage in petty theft. Frightened by the sticking out tongues of the two dogs, they immediately begged for mercy.

"Help! Help! Pull the dog away, I dare not, woo~~"

Bai Zhi pulled the dog leash, and the two dogs understood, wagging their tails for a second, changed their faces and walked in front of Bai Zhi, wanting to claim credit.

Bai Zhi didn't have time to take care of them now, so he just asked Joey to take out a few meaty bones for them to eat, then turned out the thing 317 on the two of them and returned it to the owner, clapping his hands: "Okay, here's the thing for you guys." , what to do with this person, you decide for yourself!"

"Of course they called the police."

"The things are brought back, forget it~"

For a while, there was a disagreement between several people. As for what to do, Bai Zhi didn't care, anyway, it wasn't his things that were lost, but there were five people, the minority obeyed the majority, these two Mr. Thieves were still sent in for reformation, they should take out their knives Yes, and the people around agreed to send him in.

After finishing these things, it has been more than an hour, Bai Zhi sighed, what is this all about! ?But he is quite satisfied with the two dogs.

Unlike other people who pet dogs to relieve loneliness, Bai Zhi never regarded them as playmates to relieve loneliness. Instead, he regarded them as his assistants at first, and now they can really help out. He is undoubtedly very satisfied.