Bitch living in an apartment

I've only heard of salespeople calling one by one, but I've never heard of a host calling one by one.

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about Bai Zhi's words, he's used to it, Bai Zhi is 0.6, it doesn't hurt people, it's uncomfortable, just treat it as a woman, there will be a few days every month, and he, after all, is a man, he must have trouble every day la~

"Teacher Zeng, watch out for bombs."

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian stretched out his hand, Bai Zhi yelled loudly, which startled him so much that he fell off the sofa. Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly, "You think you're playing Sin City?"

As if to demonstrate, Zeng Xiaoxian pulled out the card at once, and Yifei followed suit.

But when she saw the card Zeng Xiaoxian took, she was not happy, she was fooled again.

The color and touch of the back and front of the card are definitely not the same. Most people will look at the front when they take it out.

As for what Bai Zhi said about "put the reverse side in front of your eyes, then the reverse side is the front side" is all nonsense, Nima turned around with this flower basket, the front side and the back side are not important at all. . . .

Chapter 103

Yifei, who had figured out everything, gave Bai Zhi a hard look, and was fooled again.

Now she understands that it was a mistake for this guy to learn to flicker from Lu Ziqiao. If she knew that these flickering skills would be used on them, she should slap every girl one by one. She would like to see how Bai Zhi Practice this magical skill.

But that's it now, she can only watch Zeng Xiaoxian read everyone's names one by one, and then after reminding herself, she turns to the reverse and reads her own name.

'Da da da~'

There was another knock on the door, Zeng Xiaoxian happily went to open the door, signed for it, and came in with another flower basket.

"Wow, someone really sent you a flower basket? Are you out of your mind?" Bai Zhi was surprised.

Then he saw Lu Zhanbo and Yifei looking at him slowly, and then he remembered that it seemed, like, that he and others had also sent flower baskets, and he coughed: "I mean, this flower basket must be you Who bought it secretly."

"..." Yifei and Lu Zhanbo didn't bother to pay attention to Bai Zhi.

"Aha~" Zeng Xiaoxian came in with his butt twisted again, how cheap it must be.

"Be careful, Mr. Zeng, such a big flower basket can definitely drop a bomb."

"You're so sore in 09!" Zeng Xiaoxian carried the flower basket back with a thick skin, and took it out happily, but his face changed instantly, and his hands trembled a little: "I didn't write the name, the handwriting looks familiar."

Zeng Xiaoxian turned over, and immediately felt as if his hand was scalded, and threw it on the ground, his whole body became irritable: "It's her, it's her..."

"Nezha, the young hero?" Bai Zhi weakly continued.

"Do not make jokes."

Yifei and the others wanted to laugh, but Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted him more seriously, and began to walk up and down: "Why her, why her, the world is so big, why is my guest?"

"Who is it?"

The expression and tone of the front and back are completely different, from the pride and showing off at the beginning, to the irritability and fear now, this difference has brought several people in, only Bai Zhi knows the truth, her face is as ugly as eating poop, probably because she remembered something happened.

"It's Laura, Laura, why is it her, the mysterious guest is actually her."

"Is there really a bomb in this flower basket?" Seeing his actions, Yifei's first reaction was that Bai Zhi was right: "Who is this Laura?"

"She is my nightmare, nightmare~" Zeng Xiaoxian gasped.

"Uh, didn't you say that my sister is your nightmare?" Lu Zhanbo said.

"That's right!" Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback for a moment, as if he had indeed said such a thing, his expression became even more bitter: "It's over, it's over, now I have two nightmares."

"What's going on? Teacher Zeng, why don't you sit down and talk about it."

"Okay, I'll tell you." Zeng Xiaoxian was already incoherent, and even fell down when he sat down, making everyone curious, what happened to such a thing.

"Then let me explain it for you!" Seeing that he was speechless, Bai Zhi could only spread her hands, as if seeing a pile of poop, and narrated the matter: "As far as I know, this Laura is He said it himself to Dr. Ouyang in the psychological counseling center last time, the girl who cuckolded him."

"It's that simple?" Yifei and Wanyu looked at him like idiots. How could such a thing be so anxious?

"The crux of the problem is not this." Bai Zhi made a fool of herself: "The crux is that this Laura has been dating Teacher Zeng for eight years..."

"Damn, it's because the relationship is too deep, so you have to die or live?" Yifei interrupted before finishing listening, constantly despising Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Listen to me, she has been cheating on others for six of the eight years she has been with Teacher Zeng."

"...what??"

"what???"

Only then did they open their mouths wide in surprise, as a minimum respect for the news, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian at the same time.

At this time, he seemed to have completely collapsed, even if Bai Zhi said these things in a daze, he didn't have much reaction.

"Hey, if you don't explode in silence, you will perish in silence." Bai Zhi sighed: "It's obvious now, he has chosen to perish."

"Don't say a few words." Yi Fei kicked Bai Zhi's leg, helped Zeng Xiaoxian up, and then saw that he didn't respond, asked Lu Zhanbo to watch, and left by himself.

"Bai Zhi, why don't you help Teacher Zeng?"

"That's right! That's right!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly seemed to see the dawn, and squeezed towards Bai Zhi's side, grabbing his hand. Bai Zhi could clearly feel his hands trembling: "You are very good at rejecting girls. There is a way, right? You said that you will pay for making trouble, right? Please, make trouble! I am willing to pay any price."

"..." Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth, why did what she said sound so cheap?Do I still need to teach myself?

"Okay! But don't have too much hope, my method will definitely not succeed."

"You haven't even tried, how do you know you can't succeed?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought that Bai Zhi was resigning, but this was his only life-saving straw, how could he give up so easily.

Bai Zhi spread her hands helplessly: "Who said I haven't tried it?"

"what?"

"what?"

Several people looked at him in shock.

"When did you try it?"

Bai Zhi knew that this was the result. The thoughts of these people were too sinful, which was why he didn't want to say it immediately: "Actually, I have met and dealt with this Laura."

"When?"

"Just this morning! After Yifei snatched my razor to read the notes in the phone's address book, I ran outside and had a cup of coffee."

"Snatch your razor to read your phone contacts?" Wan Yu tilted her head and thought for a while, and thought of a key point.

"Please, is this the key? The key is to drink coffee." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry, big sister, I'm curious what happened after that!Do you want to pay attention to the details that are not too important: "And then! Tell me!"

"Okay, I said, I said, stop shaking." Bai Zhi was about to spit out the overnight meal after being shaken, so he had to get to the point quickly, he was really afraid that Zeng Xiaoxian would kill him: "I escaped from the bar that day. I wanted to find Yu Mo, but I thought Yu Mo was on a business trip.

Hey, you also know that recently I have been looking for Yumo to play, and suddenly I didn't see her one day, I was a little bit. . . buruburu~"

"Stop talking nonsense, you can skip these things showing affection, and go straight to meeting Laura, I beg you."

"No, don't keep shaking me! I'm just explaining, there's no need to do this!" Bai Zhi hurriedly stayed away from this guy, if this continues, this guy might be impatient. .

Chapter 104

On that day, Bai Zhi left the bar and wandered around the street, but there was no other place to go, no one at home was there, and the weather happened to be hot.

So, Bai Zhi found a quiet coffee shop, coping with the hot weather, and at the same time finding a quiet place to chat with Yu Mo, and at the same time avoid Yi Fei's sharp edge.

However, as the saying goes, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, perhaps because of the influence of Lu Ziqiao's coquettish aura, and Yu Mo's usual nagging, her clothes are still much better than before.

Especially sometimes Yu Mo would experiment with skin care products on his face, which caused Bai Zhi's already good skin to become even better.

The consequence of doing this is that as long as he sits there, a woman who is not very shy like Meijia, who is not very shy, will want to come over to strike up a conversation.

Just like that, it happened. Laura sat down opposite Bai Zhi: "Handsome guy, there is no place in the cafe. Is there anyone across from you? Take a seat."

Bai Zhi was chatting happily, but suddenly someone interrupted her, she would definitely be dissatisfied, so she looked up.

Damn, you're talking nonsense with your eyes open! ?There are no more than five people in the entire cafe, and how many people are there including the waiters?Why no place to sit?Clearly, he wanted to come and catch a winner.

"Someone is there."

As expected, Laura is a person ten thousand times stronger than Zeng Xiaoxian. As if she didn't hear what Bai Zhi said, she sat down opposite her: "Really? Why didn't I see it? You only ordered a cup of coffee."

"..." Bai Zhi instantly knew that she had met her opponent, damn it, isn't this Lu Ziqiao's trick?Play dumb, no matter what excuses the other person makes, just talk like a normal conversation.

Seeing that Bai Zhi didn't speak, I thought he had agreed to her sitting here, and said politely, "Hello, can I make a friend?"

Depressedly, he glanced at the guy's palm, trying to see something from it, but he just didn't reach out.

Laura withdrew her hand naturally, and continued to smile and said, "Handsome guy, may I ask you, is it convenient for you tonight?"

"..." Nima, this sentence is so familiar!

Bai Zhi shuddered, remembering what Lu Ziqiao said to herself: People in the Jianghu, do you know what a person in the Jianghu is?

At that time, Bai Zhi replied: Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

But Lu Ziqiao refuted him: This is just a traditional saying. There are fixed circles in the current Jianghu. This Jianghu is not the kind of Jianghu you mentioned.

There are many ways to identify people in the world, but now you are learning from me about picking up girls and rejecting them, so I will only tell you how to identify people in this area.

And the way to distinguish is to distinguish the accent. Everyone's accent is different. There is a kind of person who expresses it in tone, such as: Excuse me, are you free tonight?The text is not the point, the point is the tone, the tone of the pause.

This is a person in the world, this is Bai Zhi's first thought, his eyes are already full of vigilance when he looks at Laura, this guy is definitely here to hunt for beauty, just like Lu Ziqiao.

For this kind of person, Bai Zhi didn't want to talk to him at all: "I have a toilet at home."

"Haha, you are so humorous. Of course I know you have a toilet at home. Otherwise, how about going to the movies at night?" Laura smiled slightly and easily resolved the embarrassment with 'humor'.

"I've seen it."

"Watch it again! Watching a movie is not necessarily for watching a movie, right? But watching a movie is too monotonous, we can book a high-end restaurant to eat first."

"I'm not hungry."

"The day after tomorrow can also..."

"I haven't been hungry all year."

"Hahaha, yes, with me here, let alone a year, you may not be hungry all your life. By the way, when I came, I saw a gym across the street. Otherwise, we can go to the gym and eat like this Also fragrant?"

Bai Zhi's face turned pale, and he became more determined when he thought that this product might be carrying some kind of virus, or it might be as frequent as a bus.

"Sorry, I amputated."

"That's it!" Laura was still unmoved, as if she didn't hear what he meant at all: "Then let me push you out to bask in the sun? It's good for your health."

"I'm talking about the lower body. What you see now, except for the parts above the eyebrows, are all connected machines, which will rust if exposed to the sun."

"Really? That's good, let's find a quiet place now, and let me help you moisturize the huayou? This way you won't get rusted."

"..."

I. . .Nima, Bai Zhi has no words, so the other party is still standing still, what can I do?

A battle of the gods ended with Bai Zhi's failure. The other party really explained to Bai Zhi what it means to be "shameless and invincible". This is true invincibility in the world!

"Okay!" Bai Zhi took a deep breath, and then let it out.

"You agreed?" Laura stretched out her hand again as if she had expected it a long time ago: "My name is Laura, it's nice to meet you."

"` ‖ Lao... Laura." Bai Zhi was shocked again, no wonder she felt familiar, no wonder she was so weird, this kind of person is really rare in the world!

"you know me?"

"Yes, I remember you are a reporter, I seem to have seen it in Pulitzer!"

"That's really an honor! To be followed by a handsome guy, it would be even better if we met sooner."

Bai Zhi's stomach was churning. Hearing this sentence, if an ordinary woman said it to him, then he would have gotten used to it long ago, but facing such a woman, it was already very difficult for Bai Zhi to keep her face unchanged.

Especially thinking that Zeng Xiaoxian actually wanted to have a relationship with her, he couldn't help admiring him. Anyway, he couldn't do it, and he would die of wanting to eat.

. . . . . .

Zeng Xiaoxian, Wan Yu and Lu Zhanbo were dumbfounded when they heard this, not only because of the reason for rejecting people, but also because of Laura's behavior. The combination of the two is simply shocking!

"You just left with her?" Lu Zhanbo asked weakly. In his eyes, Bai Zhi's image instantly collapsed.

"How can (Li Hao) be able to? Do I look like that kind of person?" Bai Zhi said righteously, "I just used my trump card."

"What trump card?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately asked, what he wanted was this trump card.

"It's very simple. I sent a message and asked Xiao Hei downstairs to help collect the leftovers from several households. Then I took her to the entrance of an alley. I saw the timing and ran away."