Bitch living in an apartment

Lu Ziqiao felt that he was being watched by the beast again. When he looked up, Yifei stared at him with a murderous expression on his face: "So, do you know the notes in his mobile phone? Come and listen, don't worry, I will never be angry."

'Crack~' The billiard stick in Yifei's hand snapped, Lu Zhanbo and Lu Ziqiao gasped, Lu Ziqiao winked at Lu Zhanbo for help.

Lu Zhanbo gave a self-seeking look, and said: "I still have something to do, so I'll go back first."

It disappeared with a 'whoosh'. With this speed, if you go to the sports meeting, the gold medal will be nothing to anyone else.

Lu Ziqiao wanted to cry, but she didn't have any tears, so she wanted to be cheap for Mao!Who knows if this female devil can't find Bai Zhi and vent her anger on herself?

"What is it? Tell me..."

"Yes yes yes..." Lu Ziqiao shuddered: "The note he typed... yes... yes... haha ​​pig."

"What?" Upon hearing this remark, Yifei exploded, and Lu Ziqiao could see that her hair was standing on end, surrounded by an invisible and intangible aura like a Super Saiyan. . .

"He... what he said is that he has to cook food for a group of piglets every day, so it's easy to distinguish."

"Baizhi..." Yifei River's lion's roar resounded across the sky in the bar, and the light bulb on the top of his head almost exploded, but after a few seconds, Yifei calmed down: "Wait a minute, do you think it is easy to distinguish? That is Say, do you use other notes? What is yours?"

"Mine." Lu Ziqiao hesitated, looked at Yifei, forget it, life is the most important thing, isn't it just a note?Who is afraid of whom?It didn't sound good anyway, so Lu Ziqiao said very bachelorly: "My name is Ling Lingzhu."

"Puff~hahaha~" Hearing her own remarks just now, Yifei felt that Bai Zhi must want to die, but after hearing Lu Ziqiao's, she laughed loudly: "What about the others?"

"Let me think about it!" Lu Ziqiao saw that Yifei was not so scary anymore, and said the other people's remarks with peace of mind: "I remember, Meijia's is a thorny pig, Guangu's melon pig, and Wanyu's Buzzing Pig, Mr. Zeng’s scumbag, Zhanbo Baba Pig, well, that’s all.”

"Hahaha~ You already knew?" Yifei gave him a strange look.

"Of course I know."

"Then you are still so calm."

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, mine sounds the best, and besides, I can't beat him."

"..." Yifei threw out the billiard stick helplessly. This guy is a bachelor, but Bai Zhi is really talented. .

Chapter 101

After giving Yifei a meal, Bai Zhi wandered outside for a while before returning to the bar. He thought that Yifei's anger should have calmed down a lot.

As for her completely calming down, Bai Zhi can't count on it. It's just that Yifei gets angry and has an anger buff bonus. Let alone a provincial champion, even if she is a national champion, she has to avoid it.

It's just right now, at least I won't be beaten to death in the past, and I can still hold my breath. I took a look in the bar. Yifei and everyone were talking and laughing in the bar. It seems that it should be safe now.

After confirming the situation, Bai Zhi walked in leisurely and greeted everyone.

Yifei glanced at him strangely: "Yo? Isn't this our Master Bai coming back? Why don't you stay outside for a while?"

"It's a bit hot outside, but the bar is cooler."

"You still have the face to come back?" Yifei gritted his teeth and said.

"Yes!" Bai Zhi said with an innocent face, "Why don't I have the face to come back?"

"Don't you know what you did yourself?" Yifei narrowed his eyes, and then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Guess everyone, what did you note in his phone address book?"

"All kinds of pigs!"

"..."

"..." Yifei heard the ups and downs of responses around him, and was a little unresponsive. These guys?Do you know the nickname given to them by Baizhi?

Seeing Yifei's seductive look, Wanyu said cautiously: "Feifei, don't you know?"

"You all know?"

"We already knew." Lu Zhanbo looked away weakly.

"Baizhi, why are you only hiding it from me? Do you look down on me?" Yifei flaunted her teeth and claws and wanted to rush over, but was held back by everyone.

Just kidding, why don't you dare to say it, I don't have any points in my heart?But Bai Zhi is enough to die, knowing that people will be angry, but still playing like this, she actually called it: obsessive-compulsive disorder, I can't see that the name is not aligned. . .

"It's not that I look down on you." Bai Zhi explained weakly, and quietly walked away a little distance: "I just simply don't want you to know."

"Giggle~" Yifei gritted her teeth, but didn't come forward.

"Uh...hehehe." Wan Yu really felt that the atmosphere was too abnormal now, so she quickly found a topic to change the target: "Mr. Zeng, you are in a good mood today! Is there anything good? Tell us about it! "

"Oh, haha, indeed, today is the [-]th episode of my program, please remember to watch it tonight."

"The sixth hundredth issue, why does this word sound so familiar?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, as if it was a little familiar.

"Don't tell me, you're already six hundred years old!" Yifei couldn't help laughing.

"Oh~ I remember now." Bai Zhi suddenly turned on the light bulb and remembered, isn't this the time when Zeng Xiaoxian's old lover is coming back?What is her name?Yes, Laura, the superwoman whose children can form the United Nations later.

"What do you know?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.

I can't tolerate him not asking, this is his show, and it is related to my future!

"No, Teacher Zeng, let me do the math. There will be a catastrophe in the [-] episodes of your show. After you pass it, everything will be smooth sailing. If you don't pass it, you will live in hell." Bai Zhi said in a gloomy tone. Zeng Xiaoxian was terrified.

"You...don't scare me!" Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed.

"Pull it down! Let's do the math again, you would have been born decades earlier, and you would be dead by now." Yifei rolled his eyes, which made Zeng Xiaoxian heave a sigh of relief, but what Yifei said later made Zeng Xiaoxian bring it up again. In one breath: "But if this guy makes trouble, then that's another story."

"No way?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a mournful face, "Hero Bai, please let me go..."

"Do I look like that kind of person?" Bai Zhi spread her hands, she was sure to make trouble for him, but Bai Zhi felt that if Zeng Xiaoxian knew that she would meet her old lover, she would beg him to make trouble, right?

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded frantically with a bitter face, Bai Zhi rolled his eyes: "Well, if you ask me to make trouble, then you will have to pay the price."

"Thank you, hero, for your mercy, I can't repay you." Zeng Xiaoxian directly ignored the latter sentence, joking, today is a lucky day!The show is three hours earlier. It used to start at one o'clock in the morning, but now it is three hours earlier. That's a good time. There are too many people who don't sleep.

After receiving Bai Zhi's guarantee, Zeng Xiaoxian also felt relieved, as long as Bai Zhi doesn't make trouble, then he can say anything.

"Oh, [-] episodes! It's been a long and arduous journey, but now it's finally over. Lisa told me that there will be a mysterious guest on tonight's show, and it will be very exciting then.

0 ･･････ Ask for flowers 0 ･･･

Hey, tonight is the beginning of the life of the program. I must express my gratitude to those good friends who have helped me and supported me. "

When everyone heard the news, they immediately regained their spirits.

Zeng Xiaoxian's program was quite boring, but he said he was thanking himself, haha, it was a must-listen, so even Wan Yu, who was playing with her mobile phone, was invigorated.

"Really? Then can my name be broadcast?" Guan Gu asked impatiently.

Zeng Xiaoxian gave an emoji. From his own experience, Guan Gu completely misunderstood: "Great, I want to let the whole world know that cartoonist Guan Gu is amazing and still alive."

0.....0

"Are you thinking too much?" Bai Zhi sat calmly at the side, and couldn't help being shocked: "His show is broadcast in the whole city, not the whole world. Do you think others might know?"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was not happy when he heard it. At such a happy moment, is it really okay for you to hit people?

"Cough cough cough..." Zeng Xiaoxian sorted out his thoughts: "What Bai Zhi said makes sense, but there is indeed a rule that your names cannot appear, but... when the time comes, I just want to say that I want to thank a special friend , you will know who it is."

"Souga, haha, yes."

"Okay, everyone gave me a lot of help, Xiaoxian will remember it in my heart, I..."

"I think it's more important for you to do something practical, for example, please have a meal, or..." Bai Zhi counted how to kill Zeng Xiaoxian with her fingers, but when she looked up, everyone was looking at him, Bai Zhi' A shy smile: "Don't look at me like that, I will be shy.

But I want to declare that I am not taking advantage of this, it is for the sake of Teacher Zeng, because he will thank us sooner or later. "

"Why?" Everyone wondered.

"Because..." Bai Zhi looked around and sighed helplessly: "Because, Teacher Zeng, tonight, no, today, you will have a great disaster, and I'm not sure if you can survive it." .”

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was at a loss, did this guy speak human language?Why can't I understand!six.

Chapter 102

"We, the seven of us, just send such a small flower basket? Is it too stingy?"

Knowing that Zeng Xiaoxian's [-]th issue was in the bar, Yifei called everyone out at the right time, saying that she wanted to order a flower basket for Zeng Xiaoxian, saying it was a surprise for him.

Well, although Yifei hasn't expressed much affection for Zeng Xiaoxian yet, she thinks of him in some details of her actions, which may not even be thought of by herself.

But, this flower basket. . .It's smaller than anything else, and it's bought with a pool of money. It doesn't even count for a meal for one person.

"The gift is light and the affection is heavy! What do you expect to give? First raise a sign to celebrate warmly, and then ask him to rub a meal to show his heart?" Yifei said disdainfully: "It's nice to have a flower basket. I'm also a teacher. Open it so No one gave me flowers in many open classes.”

"Yes, yes, we will send a big flower basket to Mr. Yifei when he is tired from class in the future to show the hard work of this teacher."

Lu Ziqiao and the others nodded and bowed in agreement. If she didn't follow her wishes at this time, maybe she would become angry and say that each of them would give one to each of them. What would he do?

These days, he almost pawned his loincloth trousers. He can barely afford food. Everyone buys one. Although the flower basket is not too expensive, it is ten cents for a person who is about to be unable to afford food. Money is cutting his flesh!

Yifei saw several people sign their names on the cards, especially when she saw Bai Zhi's name, she had the urge to hit the wall.

A small flower basket is matched with a very small card of course. If you want to write the names of seven people, then each person's name must be written very small.

But Bai Zhi, one person accounted for more than half of it, and he circled it a few times, so all he saw on the whole card was his name.

"Baizhi..." Yifei roared.

"Why?" Bai Zhi stood up confidently, but now he didn't do anything, and only spoke with his head raised.

"Can you consider other people's feelings when you write your name? Now that it's all filled up, where should I write my name?"

"Fool..."

When Bai Zhi said a word, everyone's eyelids twitched. This guy is really a bastard who doesn't know the seriousness of the matter!

Before Yifei got angry, Bai Zhi continued: "You don't know how to write on the back? Then the whole back is yours, and you are also stupid. As long as the back is facing outward when you put it in the flower basket, then the back is not the back." If you want to usurp the throne, you will usurp the front."

"..." Several people's brains froze immediately, and they said subconsciously: "It makes sense! Why didn't we think of it at the time!"

A few people began to feel ashamed of their IQs, and what they said was really reasonable. Although it seems that there is not much benefit in writing the name, it is at least a kind of self-cultivation.

Yifei came to his senses and spent a while on the back, drawing super beautifully, then signed his name with the most beautiful font, and inserted it into the flower basket with satisfaction.

They clapped their hands, called the waiter of the flower shop, and told them to send the flower basket to 3601 in the afternoon, and Zeng Xiaoxian signed for it.

"Finish, go home."

He went home in a hurry, waiting for the flower basket to arrive.

They spent half the morning, went to a flower shop to buy a flower basket, and then signed their names.

Then they paid the waiter to deliver the flower baskets to their apartment at a staggered time. This kind of ceremonial move looks quite noble, elegant, grand and delicate. . .Shit!

Bai Zhi feels like a husky, who thought of it? Note, you say buy a flower basket, throw it at the door, and then wait for Zeng Xiaoxian to see it, take it in, and open it. Is there any difference between the surprise and the other people sending it over? ?

This will save you a shipping fee! ?

Oh, you said free shipping?That, when I didn't say it. . .

After paying the money, everyone went home and waited for the flower basket to be delivered. Bai Zhi waited at 3601 with Daha and Xiaoha. Thanks to Bai Zhi's blessings, the two little ancestors lived very peacefully every day, although they knocked down this and that from time to time, But there is no time to tear down the house.

Because since these two guys were complained by many roommates, Bai Zhi thought of a way to take the two guys out for two laps every day, and didn't come back until exhausted.

Thanks to the blessings of these two little guys, Bai Zhi's physique has recovered. . .

"Hurry up, Zhanbo, do me a favor, haha, tonight, I must do my best to increase the ratings, and try to devote all my time to this point in the future."

As soon as they got home, Zeng Xiaoxian ran over excitedly and pulled Lu Zhanbo to sit down.

"How can I help you? Teacher Zeng."

"Help me tell everyone in iPartment about the news of the [-]th episode of my show tonight, hahaha, this time it's not in the middle of the night, everyone can listen, ahhahaha~"

"Okay, I'll help you notify 0......" Lu Zhanbo excitedly picked up the phone and started operating the computer.

Zeng Xiaoxian helped fiercely from the side, he had finished his good words, and lowered his posture.

Not to mention, although not many people listen to this kid's program, he still has a little face in the iPartment. Basically, most people are very polite and say that they will listen to it, although I don't know if they will really listen to it. Listen, but at least it's off to a good start.

After a busy morning, Lu Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian finally called the iPartment all over.

The doorbell rang, Zeng Xiaoxian went out to open the door excitedly, the flower basket finally arrived, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in twisting his buttocks: "Ha~ It seems that the news of the [-]th episode of my show has spread like wildfire, hahaha~"

"Just kidding, you have called the whole love apartment, don't you know?"

Even though she knew that they bought the flower basket, Bai Zhi still couldn't help but hit her. She has seen shameless people, but she has never seen such shameless people.