Bitch living in an apartment

"Hey, Zi Qiao, everyone's cooked it like a raisin, so don't argue."

"Get lost." Lu Ziqiao roared, spraying Zeng Xiaoxian with saliva all over his face, Zeng Xiaoxian left the sofa in disgust, took out a disinfectant tissue and wiped his face.

"The richer people are, the more stingy they are." The more Lu Ziqiao thought about it, the more he lost money, so he fired a map cannon angrily.

"How do you know?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously.

"Look, those rich people on the rankings have never treated me to a meal, but Meijia, who is poor and has lost all her breasts, even made me something to eat before."

"What did you say?"

As the saying goes, if you want him to come, he won't come, and if you don't let him come, he will be more active than anyone else.

This sentence is true even now, as soon as Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, Meijia came in from the outside. As soon as she came in, she heard Lu Ziqiao's theory, and almost ran away immediately.

"Praise you! Praise you!" Zeng Xiaoxian hurried out to smooth things over. If there was a fight, how would they eat?Let's talk when we are full!Even if it's a fight or something, you have to eat enough to have strength.

"Is there such a boast?" Meijia didn't appreciate it at all: "' ‖ Lu Ziqiao, it's none of your business no matter what I do, I regret being so generous back then."

"I..."

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, let's eat."

At the critical moment, Bai Zhi yelled, interrupting the smell of gunpowder that was about to get up.

"It's finally healed. I'm going to starve to death. I've run several times in a few days, and my legs are almost broken." Lu Ziqiao took out a pair of chopsticks from nowhere, and sat down on the table to beg .

"I'm starving to death too. I've been shopping all day." Meijia also changed her face instantly. This kung fu is comparable to those national quintessences!

Seeing this performance, Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu were stunned. Just now, they were cursing back and forth, looking like they wanted to kill their father and take away their wife. They took paper for each other and wiped the table clean.

Hey, it turns out that there are no conflicts that cannot be resolved with a meal. If there is, then add another dish. If not, then someone will suppress it.

"Wait, wait until everyone arrives before eating." Bai Zhi (is that okay) tapped Lu Ziqiao's hand that was about to give birth with a precise chopstick.

"That's right, don't be so rude." Meijia taught Lu Ziqiao a lesson, then clasped her hands tightly, and put them lightly on her chin: "Baizhi Gege, I'm so hungry~ Can you let me have a bite! Really just one bite. . . ”

The few people shook the goosebumps that were about to fall off their bodies, and ran into the bathroom helplessly, leaving only Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao looking at him indifferently.

"Don't dream, Bai Zhi is no longer Wuxia Amon, your little trick is the same as pediatrics."

"Ah~" Meijia saw that Bai Zhi was not surprised at all. She knew that Lu Ziqiao was the reason for Bai Zhi's behavior. Against me?"

Lu Ziqiao spread her hands, whatever she said, anyway, it has happened now, what can you do to me. .

Chapter 86

"When you meet something you like, you buy it. The money is not really spent, but is accompanied by you in another way."

"for example?"

"For example, if you lend me money, you can gain my unlimited friendship and a straight-up favorability, and the money will be returned to you soon. Think about it, is this investment very valuable?"

It's another sunny day. Although it's not a season like spring, it's also a good day for galloping horses.

So Lu Ziqiao acted again.

But at this moment when he needed to act, Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized that he was running faster than practicing. He had to shelve this beautiful plan and start another plan: borrowing money.

That's right, Bai Zhi was entangled by him again, and she wanted to listen to his long speech again.

"No, I don't think your friendship has that value."

"you..."

"I'm fine, really, you don't need to tell me." Bai Zhi grabbed the index finger that Lu Ziqiao pointed out angrily.

"Woof~~Woof~~" Daha and Xiaoha yelled twice at the door.

"Here we come." Bai Zhi jumped up from the sofa and ran towards the two dogs: "Why are you in such a hurry? Why are you missing? I also want to hurry up! But, you My relatives are pestering me all the time, and I feel very helpless!"

Lu Ziqiao stared at Bai Zhi with dumbfounded eyes, as if answering Gou Zi to his friend's question, "Are you going or not?" He felt a sense of collapse in his heart, especially when he heard the latter sentence, his face turned dark.

Damn, don't borrow it if you don't borrow it!As for refusing with such an idiotic reason?You still have to scold me, you really think I'm easy to bully, don't you?

Really annoyed me, me. . .I. . .I will not borrow from you. . .

. . . . . .

5 minutes later, 3602. . .

A head poked out from the gate, looked left and right, and tentatively called out twice: "Zi Qiao? Lu Ziqiao? Huh~ Finally left, I'm so annoying."

Bai Zhi pushed the door in with the two erhas in her arms, threw the dog on the sofa, and sat on it herself, leaning there comfortably and squinting her eyes.

"Hey..."

"Oh my god~" Bai Zhi jumped up instantly, opened her eyes and saw that Lu Ziqiao was standing aside with a smile that was not a smile, Bai Zhi exhaled and patted her chest: "Can you walk a little loudly? Those who don't know think that our family Haunted!"

"As for?"

"..." Bai Zhi waved her hand impatiently: "Not at all, but I still want to say that you have to borrow money to avoid talking about picking up girls, you have to find a way yourself."

"If you don't borrow it, you won't borrow it. I don't have to spend money to pick up girls."

"... Beast." Bai Zhi forcefully squeezed out a few words to express her condemnation.

"Whatever you say." Lu Ziqiao also sat down beside him, silent as if thinking about how to get money.

Suddenly, when Bai Zhi was trying to provoke the relationship between the two dogs, Lu Ziqiao straightened up, picked up the landline phone, operated it, and dialed it.

"Who are you calling?"

Lu Ziqiao didn't answer, but pointed to the TV, Bai Zhi looked back, it turned out to be an advertisement, that kind of super long advertisement, and there was a TV quiz activity on it, and if the answer was correct, she would win a prize.

"Fuck, are you poisonous? This phone call costs two yuan!"

"What are you afraid of? Guan Gu paid the phone bill this month. When I win the prize, do you still care about the phone bill?" Lu Ziqiao said impatiently, "Hi, hello, I am..."

Bai Zhi rubbed his forehead, thinking in his heart, should he lock him up for a month when he pays the phone bill, so that there will be no such cheap operations.

Unknowingly, the sky began to darken, and Lu Ziqiao was still dialing on the phone as if he had never finished.

"It's almost done! You hit 160 and eight, and Guan Gu will kill you when he finds out."

"Right away, right away..." Lu Ziqiao hung up and was about to pick up again, but was held down by Bai Zhi.

"Brother, can you stop being so cheating?"

Bai Zhi said gloomily, when this guy was paying the phone bill, he made a phone call and was blocked by the side. If he talked for an hour, this guy's resentful eyes would definitely be unavoidable.

Well!Now it's someone else's turn, how many are not too expensive!

"Do you have to pay to get something in return? Didn't I win 20 yuan?"

"Then you spent 300 yuan." Bai Zhi said helplessly, and then she had a flash of inspiration, and looked at Lu Ziqiao like a scheming bitch: "Wait a minute, I know, you are too insidious, aren't you?"

"Why am I insidious?"

"If Guan Gu and I don't lend you any money, you can exchange the phone bill for a reward, even a ratio of ten to one? Damn, even if you have a mine at home, you can't afford it! "

"..." Lu Ziqiao tilted his head to think about this question, and suddenly became excited: "What you said makes sense! Why didn't I think of it! I need to call more."

"Just wait for Guan Gu to cut your belly~"

Ok!Maybe the threat finally got to him and put the phone down.

"Hey, I can predict that Guan Gu will drink the northwest wind next month. No, it's not winter, and I can't even drink the northwest wind." Poor story.

"Isn't it just a phone bill? As for?"

"Don't forget, Guan Gu has a girlfriend, haven't you heard a word?"

"What?"

"When a boy has a girlfriend, he needs roommate relief even for food; a girl is just the opposite. If he has a boyfriend, he can support a roommate in the dormitory. Think about it, now Guan Gu wants to support a girl in the dormitory.

I count her four people in a dormitory, which costs more than a family! "

"...So exaggerated?" Lu Ziqiao's heart moved, "But why didn't I use it? Instead, I supported myself because of it?"

"..."

Bai Zhi immediately realized that she looked at Lu Ziqiao with weird eyes, and when Lu Ziqiao looked into his eyes, she always felt hairy all over her body.

"Hey, are you thinking about something bad again?"

"Hey~" Bai Zhi walked over and patted him on the shoulder, then as if thinking of something, she glanced at her palm, then wiped it on her clothes in a 'secret' way, and walked away from him as if nothing had happened. .

"No, what are you doing?"

"Zi Qiao, it's not that I dislike you, I won't tell you about your sex change.

But, I want to ask you to stay away from my brother in the future. Although I don't discriminate against you, you should also consider my brother's feelings. I'm afraid that when you walk over, I can't help but give you a punch. It's for you too. For the sake of safety. "

"...".

Chapter 87

Lu Ziqiao's face turned from white to blue, then from blue to red, then to purple, and finally to black, that is, the most powerful face-changing master would have to practice for ten or twenty years to achieve this level of skill, but he did it easily out.

"Get lost." Lu Ziqiao said coldly.

"..."

Anyway, during this period of time, it is impossible for Lu Ziqiao to borrow money. Guan Gu himself has spent a lot of money, and the oil and salt of Angelica dahurica is not available.

Zeng Xiaoxian is the only one left, but once or twice is fine, if it is five times or six times, and he keeps catching someone borrowing money, no matter how stupid he is, he won't be fooled again.

Lu Ziqiao still understands the principle of the long flow of water, anyway, insist on it for a few days, wait for the limelight to pass, and fool around a little, it will be accurate once it comes.

Bai Zhi, who has a car, often goes to play with Yu Mo, and her relationship is constantly heating up. If it weren't for the love apartment, there is no place to live, so she really moved here desperately.

That night, after dinner, they each went back to their suites, and went to sleep after preparing to digest food or something.

"Meijia, why didn't Guan Gu come back for dinner tonight? I've already prepared his."

"He said that the boss of the manga club had something to talk to him about, and besides, doesn't he want to date?" Meijia said a little unhappy.

At this time, Meijia still has a good impression of Guan Gu, but after she broke up, Guan Gu has a companion instead, which makes her feel very helpless.

However, Bai Zhi felt that this chick didn't even know what she wanted.

Just talking about Guan Gu!Unexpectedly, ten seconds later, he opened the door and came back.

"Hey, come, Guan Gu, your phone bill." Lu Ziqiao didn't feel ashamed to make a voice call at all, and naturally put the phone bill on the table in front of him.

"Have some sushi!" Mika came over with a plate very gently.

"Everyone, I want to announce something." Guan Gu seemed to have made up his mind, took a deep breath, and then exhaled slowly.

"Oh~~ Are you ready to get married?"

"...cough, cough, cough." Just as Guan Gu was about to say something, he was choked by Bai Zhi, and coughed.

"So fast? You haven't known each other for a few months!" Meijia said in surprise, this day happened suddenly, and she wasn't ready yet!

Well, how is she going to prepare?

"No..." Guan Gu finally came to his senses: "I'm bankrupt."

"Isn't it just a phone bill? It's not worth it!" Lu Zi was shocked. It was only more than 300 yuan in total, and it was just bleeding. Bankruptcy is too much!

"That's okay, it's not a marriage."

"..."

The three were speechless, and turned their heads slowly to look at a humanoid creature on the sofa.

Bai Zhi raised her head and saw that these people were all staring at her, she spread her hands helplessly: "Marriage is the grave of love, bankruptcy is better than going to the grave, right? Are you right, Ziqiao?"

"It seems to be the reason." Lu Ziqiao responded lightly.

"Besides, if you get married, I will go bankrupt."

"..."

"That's right, that's true." Now Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, and he kept nodding, as if the words had reached his heart.

"Can you talk?" Meijia taught me a lesson, and Lu Ziqiao said weakly that it had nothing to do with what she said, only to hear her continue: "You should say this, if you get married, you will be on the verge of bankruptcy and bankruptcy at the same time." Step into the grave with both feet."