Bitch living in an apartment

"I would like to admit defeat, go and send this note of mine to Yu Mo."

"...Ah woo woo woo~" Lu Ziqiao really cried out now, if he doesn't admit defeat, then he will look at Lizi, if it breaks, he will be finished, if he admits defeat, he will be a messenger for a week, this shit~ ~

After taking the note and turning around, Lu Ziqiao stretched out his hands and patted his mouth continuously, as if he wanted to smash it into pieces...

At first, I wanted to take advantage of it, but now it is fine, and I have become a cheap labor force.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you." Just as Lu Ziqiao was about to leave, Bai Zhi's voice came from behind: "Don't try to modify the content in my note, if it is not the original content after I confirm with Yu Mo, you Die badly.

By the way, it takes one and a half hours to take the subway from here to Yumona. If you don't come back after three hours, at most three hours and ten minutes, I will kill you.

Of course, the car ride is not reimbursed, and you have to pay for it yourself. You can give up taking the bus or subway and choose to take a taxi or borrow someone else's car, provided you have enough gas money. "

"..." Lu Ziqiao turned his head unlovingly, and stared at him blankly: "You have a mobile phone to confirm with her, and you still need to pass a note? You can do such a thing as taking off your pants and farting?"

"It's okay, we have free labor, willful, you can play however you want."

Lu Ziqiao silently gave him a middle finger, regretting to death in her heart, now she is going to die of exhaustion here.

After getting on the subway like a walking dead, Lu Ziqiao opened it and took a look. There was only a faint sentence written on it: "I have a toothache recently."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao almost passed out after seeing these words. With just these few words, do I need to take the 0.6 subway for more than an hour to send them there?

"Bai Zhi, I hate you..." If it wasn't on the subway, shouting out loud would be regarded as crazy, and he might have let it out, anyway, he now feels that his chest is blocked by a mouthful of blood, and he can't spit it out or swallow it. go down.

Bai Zhi, who was still drinking fruit juice leisurely in the bar, played with her mobile phone, sneezed and rubbed her nose: "Who is scolding me? It must be Zi Qiao. It's fine if you play for a day or two. If you dare to scold me, you can spend more time." Run for a few days."

Lu Ziqiao's tragic cameo as a messenger, but he didn't know that because he cut Bai Zhi into pieces in his heart, Bai Zhi sneezed. Originally, he only had to serve two days in prison, but now it has become five days.

At this time, he watched the subway station stop and start again, and calculated how to survive this disaster safely. .

Chapter 84

"Right? Plead with Yu Mo, this kid is a genius, he got my true biography, and knows my routines, but Yu Mo doesn't know, as long as she is fooled, then, hehehe~"

Lu Ziqiao regained her spirits after thinking about it, and suddenly smiled obscenely.

Before he could smile happily, a little girl beside him came over, staring at him curiously with big eyes.

"Little friend, what are you doing? Do you need uncle's help?"

Little Loli shook her head, and handed him a lollipop in her hand: "Uncle, I'll give you the lollipop, please don't catch my sister, okay?"

Lu Ziqiao blinked her eyes, but didn't understand what was going on: "Little sister, why would I arrest your sister?"

"Won't you catch my sister? That's great." The little loli happily circled around the pillar: "Mom said that those human traffickers would catch us little friends and sell them to far away places. I can't see my mother."

"..." Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth and forced a smile: "How does uncle look like a human trafficker?"

"Isn't it? But my mother said that those who laugh like this are human traffickers, uncle, what is a human trafficker?"

"..."

The little loli asked Lu Ziqiao with an innocent face, one mouthful of what her mother said, and one mouthful of a trafficker. Lu Ziqiao was about to cry when she heard that.

"Well, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Niuniu, he just talked casually." A middle-aged woman ran over, hugged the little Lolita in her arms, and kept apologizing with an apologetic face.

"It doesn't matter..."

What else can he say?Everyone has already apologized, but this little loli really knows how to pick people!

Not to mention that Bai Zhi, who Lu Ziqiao met here, was still alone in the bar, chatting with Yu Mo in full swing.

Yu Mo: "Are you going too far?"

Bai Zhi: "It's okay, who told him to trick me? I was just joking. Even if he lost, I would just laugh it off. If he wants to hit the gun himself, I can't help it."

Yu Mo: "Okay! Then what did you write on it?"

Bai Zhi: "I won't tell you, wait until you receive it and read it yourself."

Yu Mo: "..."

They are in full swing here, poor Lu Ziqiao!

Bai Zhi: "By the way, Ziqiao will definitely attack you. Don't be soft-hearted. I will let him go after two days of playing."

Yu Mo: "Alright! I'll try my best."

To be honest, Yu Mo didn't have much affection for this person who lied to him the first time they met, but after running around in the love apartment and Bai Zhi's own evaluation, he would not have any malice toward him.

Lu Ziqiao went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, and finally arrived at Yu Mo's company, and handed her the note. Yu Mo almost couldn't laugh out loud after reading these words.

Of course it's not laughing at Bai Zhi's toothache, but laughing at Lu Ziqiao, this is how much sin he committed in his previous life to know such a funny comparison as Bai Zhi.

Wouldn't it be over if you just sent a message with these few words?I need someone to send it off, I'm afraid I don't know if you are in the show?

"Why do you have a toothache?"

Lu Ziqiao spittled and beat the autumn wind in front of Yu Mo, trying her best, just hoping to fool her, so that she could end this tragic fate.

But who would have thought that she didn't even listen to it, so she tore apart a note and wrote a few words, and handed it to him: "Send it over there!"

"Yu Mo, are you listening to me?"

Yu Mo saw that Lu Ziqiao's mouth was moving, as if she was talking about something, she parted her hair, revealing the earphones stuffed into her ears: "What did you say?"

"..." Lu Ziqiao's passionate speech was like a punch on the cotton, and the bruise in his chest became more clogged, and he held it in for a long time before he said: "It's nothing, I said your relationship is really good! "

"Of course, we finally got together."

"Hehe...hehehe~"

Lu Ziqiao turned and left silently, continuing his messenger journey.

"I have a toothache recently."

"Why do you have a toothache?"

"Because I often miss you at night, it feels too sweet, and my teeth are decayed."

. . .

"Your legs must be tired?"

"No! I didn't wear high heels today."

"No, I mean, you've been on my mind all day."

. . .

"I hope you know CPR."

"why?"

"Because you're so beautiful that it takes my breath away."

"..."

Coming and going, Lu Ziqiao himself can't remember how many times he ran, from the initial downcast to the later refreshed.

Yes, that's right, it's refreshed, just like having a chicken blood.

At dusk, when Bai Zhi and Yu Mo finished chatting and wanted to go back to cook for everyone, Lu Ziqiao actually came over and asked him if he wanted to continue.

"Bai Zhi, do you still want to send a message? I'm ready anytime~" Lu Ziqiao patted his chest, indicating that he was not tired at all.

"Aren't you out of your mind?" Bai Zhi couldn't believe it. This guy is actually addicted to transmission. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature. . .Um, what does this mean?

"No, isn't this willing to gamble and admit defeat? I feel that we must be serious and responsible for everything, which is in line with what I said: there is no rehearsal in my life, and it is a live broadcast every day."

"speak English."

Lu Ziqiao was helpless, 043 twitched a few times, and said shyly: "I suddenly discovered that the things you wrote are very useful. I have hit up several girls on the subway, and the success rate is as high as [-]%. It's incredible. How did you come up with it?" What? How much is left in stock, take it out and let me see."

"..."

Bai Zhi felt that if she was wrong, she shouldn't let Lu Ziqiao deliver the letter. It seems that this guy has upgraded again, and the success rate of striking up a conversation is as high as 100%. Isn't this guy afraid of kidney explosion?

"I think it's better not to deliver it tomorrow~"

"Don't! Brother, I asked you to borrow money and you refused, and I asked you to be your wingman and you refused. Now I will deliver the letter for you, but you still refuse to just watch and learn. How good it is that we each get what we need! "

"No, I still think it is more convenient to send text messages. Now is the Internet age, and love letters have long been eliminated."

"How can it be eliminated? Romantic things will never be eliminated. You are right, how can those cold fonts on the phone be more affectionate if written by hand?"

"But you didn't say that before."

"That was before, but it's different now. As a professional messenger, I watched your relationship warm up. From then on, I realized that I was wrong, and it was outrageous. This is a kind of love. Profanity, which is the last thing I will allow."

"...".

Chapter 85

The situation turned upside down, Bai Zhi never imagined that Lu Ziqiao could still seem to discover the New World in such an extreme situation, as expected of a man with a brain, Bai Zhi felt that she couldn't beat him.

Bai Zhi casually packed up her things and walked to the apartment. Lu Ziqiao was still chattering in the background, from romantic love to contribution to the world, then to health, then to family harmony, and finally back to love and warmth. . .

It wasn't until Bai Zhi showed off her knife skills and cut a carrot into slices that she stopped.

After pouring some dog food for the two erhas, Bai Zhi started cooking.

"Zi Qiao, what's the matter with you? You look very unhappy." Guan Gu guessed that he had just returned from a date with Xiaoxue, and when he saw Lu Ziqiao's depressed look, he kindly reminded her.

Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes and said suddenly, "Guan Gu, come here, I have something to ask you."

"What are you talking about?" Guan Gu sat down on the sofa without doubting him.

"Guangu, let me ask you! How is our relationship?"

"Very iron~" Guan Gu answered after thinking for a while.

"Really?" Lu Ziqiao was overjoyed: "Well, if I borrow money from you, how much are you willing to borrow?"

"Well, 60 yuan!"

"...Damn, you only borrowed sixty if you have a strong relationship?" Lu Ziqiao almost jumped up. Is this speaking in human terms?

"That's right! Uncle Zhang downstairs told me that if you have scrap iron at home, you can give it to him. He will give me fifty cents a catty. You have a total of 120 catties, which is sixty!

Uncle Zhang said, other people are all four cents or three cents a catty. I think I am really close to you, so I can have fifty cents a catty. "

"..."

"Puff~hahaha~" Bai Zhi burst out laughing, although she didn't know how Guan Gu's logic was figured out, but it sounded touching: "Zi Qiao, let you play Guan Gu's tricks! Now put yourself into the tricks Go in, hahahaha~ No way, I laughed to death."

Bai Zhi quickly turned off the fire, so as not to wait until the gas leaks, all of them will go to heaven.

"Let's play while' ˇ."

The second time he failed in fooling around, Lu Ziqiao once again sat on the side sullenly and did not speak, staring at Guan Gu and Bai Zhi with hatred, as if he wanted to swallow them up.

Everyone knew that it was almost time for lunch, and people followed suit one after another, and 3602 began to be lively.

Zeng Xiaoxian was the first to step in. Seeing the depression written on Lu Ziqiao's face, he also teased: "Hey, what can make you worry? Let me guess, is it being thrown wine or being slapped a few times?" hand?"

"Both." Lu Ziqiao said bitterly: "The most important thing is that these two guys look down on me."

"Ah? Look down on you?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Guan Gu.

"No, the thing is like this..." Guan Gu told Zeng Xiaoxian what happened just now, and said with an innocent face: "Teacher Zeng, you come to judge, is what I said wrong?"

"Hahaha~"

There was another person on the ground whose stomach ached from laughing, Zeng Xiaoxian coughed twice, and got up from under the sofa: "Yes, yes, indeed, but Guan Gu, you mean it hurts a bit by saying that, you can put it another way .”

"Then what's your idea?"

"In the future, if he asks you to borrow money, you should tell him that if it is less than ten yuan, you are the master. If it is more than ten yuan, your wife is the master." Zeng Xiaoxian said his own method.

"But I have no wife."

"That's right! That's the key." Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his hands: "You don't even have a wife, so you can't borrow that much!"

"Souga, learn and live forever."

"You are all devils!" Lu Ziqiao looked at these people with his mouth wide open, do you want to come up with so many ideas to deal with his borrowing money: "Do I look like the kind of person who borrows money every day?"