Bitch living in an apartment

After thinking about it, he pushed open the door of 3601, and was about to take Daha and Xiaoha back. As soon as he opened the door, a guarantee hit him directly in the face.

While dizzy, Bai Zhi could still vaguely hear Yifei's roar: "Zeng Xiaoxian, stop, I won't kill you today, my aunt will take your surname."

"Bai Zhi, help (is that okay)!" Seeing Bai Zhi coming in, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pushed Bai Zhi out as a shield to beg.

"No, Teacher Zeng, did you burn her hair again? Why do I smell a burnt smell?"

"No! This woman cooks and eats. When she burned herself, she said that I was disturbing her by the side and insisted on killing me."

"Isn't it? If you weren't next to Nbo Nbo, would I burn?"

"Yifei, Yifei..." Zeng Xiaoxian walked around the sofa to hide from the furious Yifei, but he said unforgivingly: "Haven't you heard a sentence?"

"I'll kill you no matter what you hear."

"Hey, have you never heard a word? Tenderness is the most beautiful dress for a woman. Now you don't even have pants. Really, I didn't lie to you."

"..."

Bai Zhi couldn't bear to look directly at it anymore, she covered her eyes and beckoned Daha and Xiaoha to run quickly.

Sure enough, very soon, Zeng Xiaoxian's screams came from 3601. . . .

Chapter 82

The traffic jam incident is over, and in their spare time, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian will still feel very sorry because Bai Zhi gave up an Audi.

However, it didn't take long for them to regret it, the next afternoon, after Bai Zhi went out and came back, she bought a BMW, and they almost choked to death after swallowing those thoughts.

"I'm furious."

Just as Bai Zhi entered the door, Meijia also came back from the outside, but she was very aggressive, followed by Yifei and Wanyu, who obviously went shopping.

"Yo~ That's strange! Yifei's temper is fine, but you're angry instead." Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but say a few words.

"Lu Ziqiao, can you speak human language? What do you mean 'I'm fine, but she's angry'? Do I seem to be such a person who gets angry easily?" Yifei said dissatisfied.

"It's as if you're not like this." Bai Zhi complained softly, but Yifei didn't hear it.

"I'm so mad, brat, why do you call me sister instead of aunt?" Meijia stomped her feet, ran to the kitchen, took out a bottle of beer from the refrigerator, and poured it into her stomach.

"This..." Lu Ziqiao hesitated for a few seconds, and after making sure she had heard correctly, she asked Yifei and Wanyu, "Why can't I understand what she said?"

"Don't inquire about girls' concerns." Yifei blushed, and then gave her a hard stare.

Bai Zhi at the side saw this scene, thoughtful.

"What? You know?" The sharp-eyed Lu Ziqiao saw this little move and couldn't help asking curiously.

"Of course, stick your head here." Bai Zhi waved her hand, and then whispered into Lu Ziqiao's ear, "I'm sure that brat must think that the so-called sister must be flat-chested, and the others are aunts."

"Pfft~haha, it makes sense." Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi clapped their hands together, expressing their great agreement.

"Wait, it doesn't seem to make sense?"

"Why doesn't it make sense?" Lu Ziqiao stopped after laughing enough, and continued to eat snacks.

Bai Zhi didn't speak, but just looked at Wanyu and Yifei casually, but her doubts became more and more intense.

Lu Ziqiao understood in seconds, and also glanced at it thoughtfully.

Wanyu and Yifei looked at these two psychopaths suspiciously. Although they didn't hear what they were talking about, but relying on women's sixth sense, they felt that these two guys must have nothing good to say, especially the inexplicable glance at them. .

"What are you talking about?" Yifei threatened.

"No, I'm just talking about... About supporting the disaster area. Hey, we don't have much money in our pockets. We are thinking about whether to save some fabric like others to contribute to our own strength."

Bai Zhi answered very seriously, she didn't look like she was joking at all.

"That's right, to be honest, I admire them very much. From childhood to adulthood, the energy they contributed can be recorded in the annals of history!" Lu Ziqiao continued tacitly.

This series of words made Yifei and Wanyu confused, what is it all about?Why does it feel wrong, but I just don't know what's wrong!

"Shouyou, Ziqiao, you are my true biography~"

"Where is it~ Strictly speaking, I am still your old man's master."

"What a cheap apprentice (master)..." Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi clapped their hands again and squeezed each other's eyebrows.

"Why don't we go publicize this small contribution?"

"I'm so happy~"

The two sluts pushed open the door of 3602 shoulder to shoulder, and closed it gently.

"..."

"What are they talking about?" Adhering to the principle of asking if you don't understand, Wan Yu asked Yifei and Meijia cutely.

"Hen~ Bai Zhi, this kid must have taken the wrong medicine, right?"

Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi went out, and after closing the door calmly, Lu Ziqiao leaned against the wall and gasped loudly: "It's so exciting, Bai Zhi, don't take such risks next time, I'm going to have a heart attack."

"So how do you feel?"

"...Not bad, hahaha~" Lu Ziqiao laughed out loud, and walked towards the elevator understandingly.

Today Yu Mo was going to work, and Bai Zhi didn't go to find her, but planned to spend the day quietly within the scope of the love apartment. However, it was obviously impossible for 3602 to go back now, so Bai Zhi followed Lu Ziqiao to the bar.

Of course it's not like what I said just now, if Yu Mo finds out who comes here to pick up girls, he won't be slapped to death.

"By the way, I haven't seen Guan Gu for the past few days! Where has he gone?"

"I went on a date with Xiaoxue~ It's hard to go out for two days, of course we should cherish it." Lu Ziqiao's expression suddenly changed as if he was constipated. This Xiaoxue was originally his prey, okay? She actually became Guan Gu's girlfriend, really, I don't know how to describe it.

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"Oh, haha, Zi Qiao, being cut off by Guan Gu, are you depressed?" Bai Zhi teased.

"Why are you depressed? There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world. Why do you need to look for them? I, Lu Ziqiao, have no other advantages. I will definitely not attack a friend's woman."

"Yo~ I always thought you were just a pervert, but I didn't expect you to be a pervert with a bottom line!?"

"Go, I'm going to find a target, you'd better stay here obediently!"

Lu Ziqiao rubbed his hands, wolf eyes began to look around, Bai Zhi shrugged, and sat down to see how Lu Ziqiao would die today.

In fact, Lu Ziqiao's steps in picking up girls are generally to cast a wide net first, then choose prey based on the feedback information, and finally win in one fell swoop.

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But this is not success with feedback, on the contrary, most of them will fall into the sand, and at least half of them will be disgusted and do it.

This also cultivated Lu Ziqiao's indestructible body, a face comparable to a city wall, and a peerless mouth.

Like now. . .

"This beautiful lady, don't you know that you believe in fate? Actually, I do. As the saying goes, looking back countless times in previous lives is the only way to meet in this life. I feel that I have met the person I was destined for."

"It turns out that you were the one who broke my neck in my previous life! You bastard."

'Clap~'

A loud slap in the face and a loud wail resounded through the entire bar. If it weren't for the fact that there were not many people in the bar now, it is estimated that Lu Ziqiao should have been paid attention to.

"It doesn't make sense!"

"What's unreasonable?"

"I don't think that chick is someone who can do it!" Lu Ziqiao covered her face, and the failure rate would be very high if she didn't know the local news: "I was just sure that she wouldn't do it, so I did it." Ready to strike."

"How do you know she won't do it?"

"I've been tested. Just now I purposely soaked her in water, and she politely said 'it's okay'."

"Oh..." Bai Zhi covered her eyes and lowered her head slightly: "Zi Qiao, look behind."

"What's behind..."

'Clap~'

'Ah~'

Another slap, Bai Zhi couldn't bear to look directly at it.six.

Chapter 83

"Why didn't you remind me?" Lu Ziqiao blamed Bai Zhi. He didn't even know that this woman was behind him, so it must be the other party's responsibility!If he had known, he would definitely not have committed suicide like this.

"I have a reminder! It's just that you didn't react fast enough. If you were fast enough, you wouldn't be slapped."

"Who said I can't react fast enough? Believe it or not, if you ask an arithmetic problem within two digits, you will know whether my reaction speed is fast or not."

"Oh??" Bai Zhi silently lowered her chin: "Is this challenging me? Well, I accept your challenge. If you can't do it, then hand me a love letter for a week, and you must deliver it to Yu Mo personally. , and, during this period, you can only take the subway and bus.”

"Pass... a love letter?" Lu Ziqiao twitched the corner of his mouth, "What age is this, you don't know how to send a text message! Send a woolen love letter?"

"I like it, it looks romantic, doesn't it?"

"..." Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment, then shuddered, what a vicious idea, not to mention how annoying it is to squeeze the subway and bus, the key is to eat their dog food.

Moreover, this week, let alone galloping horses, you have to be on call all day.

"Well, if you lose, I will become the top administrator of the 'Madman Club', and I will never be fired." Lu Ziqiao was not to be outdone, and he wanted to manage the position with one word. Doesn't that mean that Bai Zhi and Yi Fei , Zeng Xiaoxian will listen to him?

"Okay, I promise."

Bai Zhi readily agreed to this kind of win-win challenge.

"Let's make a question!"

"What is 99 times 37?"

Lu Ziqiao almost blurted out: "184."

"Are you kidding me?" Bai Zhi said helplessly, even if you think about it with your toes, it's impossible!

"Don't worry about whether it's right or not, just say whether I react quickly or not?"

"..."

Bai Zhi suddenly felt that her IQ was being rubbed against the ground so hard that sparks would be sparked, and she said angrily, "Do you dare to play word games with me?"

"Does it say in the rules that you can't play word games? Hahaha~" Lu Ziqiao laughed wildly, wriggling his buttocks and shivering in front of Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi's face was dark, and her teeth were gritting. He was always the one who tricked others, and he hadn't been tricked by others yet!Very good, Lu Ziqiao, you managed to pique my interest.

He rolled his eyes and exhaled: "You want to be the top administrator, right? Okay, come with me."

"La la la la~ la la la~ I'm the administrator, you all have to listen to me, let me say in advance that you agreed to this bet, and you have to help me settle it for Mr. Zeng and Yifei. "

"Understood, just wait!" Bai Zhi agreed impatiently, and led Lu Ziqiao into her own car.

10 minutes later, inside the bar. . .

Lu Ziqiao stood in front of a table with a bitter expression, and in front of him were a few pears, and now he was staring at these pears under the gaze of Bai Zhi.

"Aren't you the manager? Why show me some pears?"

"Don't worry about the managers, I'll ask you, is this a pear? Now I set up a top position in the 'Madman's Club', the task is very simple, as long as you take care of these pears, you can tell if you are the top executive 'pear'. "

"..."

"Don't bb, watch it carefully for me. If there are flies, mosquitoes, or rot, I'll take you as a question. Even if you have the highest position, you must abide by the rules."

"No, big brother, the pears will definitely rot after a long time."

"Then I don't care." Bai Zhi picked her nostrils: "I can give you a suggestion, maybe you can put this pear inside the pyramid so that it won't rot."

"I... how do I put it in!"

"Maybe, you build something like a pyramid."

"Don't tease me, where can I find you a pyramid!" Lu Ziqiao wanted to cry without tears, wishing to slap himself in the mouth. He knew how to play word games, and of course others knew too. If I had known it, I would have said it more clearly. Not at all.

"Either you admit you lost."

"Okay, I admit it, I lost."