Bitch living in an apartment

"..."

"What!" Guan Gu listened to this group of people in a daze, but in the end they all got off topic, and he didn't even say a word: "It was my manga that was rejected, and the old president of the publishing house passed away. The new president doesn't like my manga."

"Wow~ How do you say that you die when you die?"

"It was so sudden, it is said that he choked to death while eating sushi."

"Hey, it can be seen that this old president is a very good person!" Bai Zhi sighed.

"Of course he is a good person. This old president gave me a lot of benefits, and now they are all gone." Guan Gu became depressed as he spoke.

"No, what I mean is: a good man doesn't pay for his life, and the disaster will last for thousands of years. He died as soon as he said he died. He is really a good man."

"..."

"Then according to what you say, we are all bad?" Mijia complained silently.

"That's right!" Bai Zhi admitted very bachelorly: "So, don't say you are a good person or something, only the dead can be called a good person, especially those who died early."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao turned his head away, and couldn't bear to look directly at it, this damn logic!

Guan Gu was originally very depressed, but when Bai Zhi interrupted him, he suddenly felt less uncomfortable.  …

"It's strange, could it be that Bai Zhi's words can also adjust the mood?" Guan Gu muttered in a low voice, and before he could recover, he suddenly received a call from Xiaoxue: "Xiaoxue? I I have something to tell you, huh? Alright! I get it."

"Haha, frustrated in the workplace, proud in love, Xiaoxue came to comfort you?"

Although Xiaoxue was beheaded by Guan Gu, but he had no real feelings for Xiaoxue, he was certainly happy that she was able to get along with Guan Gu.

"Zi Qiao, don't look at the surface in everything." Bai Zhi clicked her tongue.

"Well, what do you think?" Lu Ziqiao said casually as he put some more sushi into his mouth.

"Have you ever heard a sentence?" Bai Zhi made a fool of herself, and said after a few seconds: "If you smile at the mirror, the mirror will also smile at you; if you cry at the mirror, the mirror will also smile at you." crying at you; do you think he's laughing now?"

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia looked over, and sure enough, Guan Gu was crying, which had nothing to do with laughing.

"So, I think..." Bai Zhi concluded, "He's really going to get married, and now it's worse."

"Cough, cough, cough~" Lu Ziqiao's sushi was still inside the thick fleece, and Bai Zhi suddenly said this, blushing, took a sip of water, and washed the things down, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Damn, you must not eat when talking to this guy at 0.6, or listening to him, or you don't know how you will die.

Oh, no, it should be said that if he ate while he was talking, he would have to choke to death without even thinking about the way to die.

"No, it was Xiaoxue who broke up with me, she said I was too boring."

"Papa, papa~" Just as Meijia wanted to comfort her, the sound of firecrackers came over. Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of her mouth, looking at this scene-stealing Baizhi, what a fool, can you calm down?Guan Gu has said a few words since he came in, and everything else is due to you in Nbo Nbo.

This time it's even more extreme, even setting off firecrackers, how much do you want Guan Gu to break up?

Or do you have thoughts about that Xiaoxue?Brother, you already have one, can you stop eating the one in the pot and look at the one in the basin. .

Chapter 88

Bai Zhi turned off the sound on the phone, then shook her eyebrows, as if a great happy event had happened.

"What's wrong? Why did you set off firecrackers?" Guan Gu asked in a daze.

"Great news! Guan Gu, congratulations on becoming single again."

"Can you say something human?" Meijia was upset in an instant, why is this person so underwhelmed!Congratulations on being single?

"Isn't what I said human?" Bai Zhi spread her hands: "What else should I say? Guan Gu, you went bankrupt and your girlfriend ran away. There is no place in this world worthy of your nostalgia. How about we Early death and early rebirth, I heard that those who want to occupy a seat in the underworld, shall we go to occupy a seat first? Is that all I said?

I'm just wondering, why do you have to be depressed when you encounter sad things, wouldn't it be better to be optimistic?

Bankrupt, that is, unemployed, can't you tell yourself: I am here for health, money is endless, and body is the most important thing?

I broke up with my girlfriend, can't I think it's a good thing?It just so happens that you're out of work now, so you don't have to pay heavy dating fees.

09 Besides, that Xiaoxue can't see the advantages of Guan Gu now, which means that she is not suitable for Guan Gu at all, so I can't wish him to find a better one?Do you have to hang yourself on that little snow tree? "

Just kidding, it's natural for Guan Gu to be broken in love, otherwise, where should you put Lu Ziqiao's little aunt in the future?

These two people, Bai Zhi, really feel that they are a match made in heaven. Where one person is unreliable, the other is reliable. While the two complement each other, they also have common hobbies and personalities.

"Thank you, Bai Zhi, I suddenly feel much better, hehehe~" Guan Gu laughed, and held Bai Zhi's hand, now he understands that unemployment, lovelorn, these are nothing.

"Is this restored?"

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia stared dumbfounded at the change in Guan Gu's expression. When he first came in, it was as if the whole world had abandoned him.

But now, listening to Jun's words is better than reading books for ten years!After listening to Bai Zhi's words, it was as if life was full of hope, even entering the room by jumping in.

"That's why! You are still too young, I really miss you! The old man was just like you back then. When you encounter some setbacks, you feel that the world is gloomy. It's much bluer."

"Thank you, senior, for your advice, and this junior pays homage to me." Lu Ziqiao clasped his fists in both hands, cooperating with Bai Zhi's performance in a serious manner.

"Hahaha, keep a low profile, keep a low profile, I wouldn't talk nonsense for most people." Bai Zhi laughed twice, with her hands behind her back, she walked out like a senior. . .

"Hey, that's not right! Why should I come out? It's late at night, shouldn't I go back to sleep?"

When closing the door of 3602, Bai Zhi finally turned her head around, isn't she just pretending to be a senior?Why is Mao coming out!

Just when he was about to push the door and go in, Bai Zhi heard impatient footsteps from the next door, which aroused his curiosity, and pushed open the door of 3601 with his backhand.

I saw Lu Zhanbo walking back and forth behind the sofa, scratching his head from time to time, jumping up and down, like a monkey.

"Wow, when did your apartment become a zoo? Monkeys don't like it, what if they scratch people?"

Several people glanced at the door, Bai Zhi closed the door casually, and sat down on the armrest of the sofa.

"Bai Zhi, you came just in time. From a very objective point of view, do Zhanbo and I look like a couple?" Yi Fei saw Bai Zhi coming in, and walked over to stand with Lu Zhanbo.

"Does it look like a couple?" Bai Zhi looked her up and down. Although Yifei behaved like a girl, she was not as bad as some fashionable women in terms of dress.

And Zhanbo. . .The person looks more sunny, but, if he looks too much, he looks more like a slovenly otaku, wearing a suit of clothes casually.

Seeing Bai Zhi observing, Yifei posed inappropriately, while Lu Zhanbo stood aside speechlessly.

"It's not like, Yifei, if you take off your makeup, change into flat shoes, put on a double ponytail, and add a pair of sportswear, it's almost the same."

"Hmph ha ha ha ha ha ~" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly laughed when he thought of that scene.

Yifei glared at him fiercely, her laughter stopped abruptly, and she said dissatisfiedly: "I have no eyesight, so what's wrong with my sister just wearing it like this?"

"I'm back." At this time Wan Yu came in from the outside, it seemed that she was going out to play and only came home now.

Yifei's eyes lit up, and she stopped entangled with Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian, but continued to ask Wan Yu: "Wan Yu, let me ask you a question, do I look like a couple with Zhan Bo?"

Wan Yu also had the same expression as Bai Zhi just now, and after staying for a few seconds, she slowly said: "Feifei, that's against the law."

"Hahahaha~ Look, I'll just say it! You'd better give up!"

"Nonsense, I'm the type who can be a heartthrob, but Hamei, can be a rock, how can it be impossible?"

"This is not a good thing." Bai Zhi said weakly: "This shows that you don't have any special features. Even if you have them, it's not outstanding."

"Tsk~" Yifei stared at Bai Zhi dissatisfied.

"Hahaha, I dare not say anything else. Her characteristics are still very obvious." Zeng Xiaoxian jumped out to refute Bai Zhi, and then continued to explain: "After all, there are very few people who can use one woman as two men. This is her. The greatest feature."

"That's right, 047 makes sense." Bai Zhi nodded seriously.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, you're impatient." Yifei originally wanted to praise him for his vision, but the latter sentence directly made her furious, and she rushed over to kill Zeng Xiaoxian.

"What are you talking about?" Wan Yu listened inexplicably, what are these people talking about!It feels great.

"I don't know." Bai Zhi shook her head.

"I didn't know you were so happy to strike up a conversation." Yi Fei let go of the ravaged Zeng Xiaoxian, and gave Bai Zhi a dissatisfied look, showing no good looks towards him.

Damn, your old lady has helped a lot with Yumo's affairs!Now cross the river and tear down the bridge?Do you still feel ashamed?

"It's normal. You talk about yours, and I take mine. Well water doesn't interfere with river water. This is the highest level of chatting. If you want to blend in when you don't understand what others are saying, you must have brain skills and not be afraid of anything. Embarrassing King Kong's indestructible body.

Look, you have no idea if I know what you're talking about. "

"..."

Yifei felt powerless for a while, is this guy a joke sent by a monkey?

But you still have nothing to do with him. Generally speaking, don't people ask when they don't know what's going on?

Just like Wan Yu, just ask if you don't understand, so they can continue talking! .

Chapter 89

"The thing is like this, Zhanbo has a competitor in the company, and the two are equal, but one day, his rival told Zhanbo that on his birthday, his girlfriend came back to celebrate his birthday .

So, Zhan Bo, who didn't have a girlfriend, was overwhelmed by him, thinking that he was an idiot who had never been in a relationship.

So he planned to ask for a sick leave to prepare for others to forget about this matter before going to work, so I suggested that he could ask me to pretend to be his girlfriend!

That's the way it is, Wan Yu, what do you think? "

Yifei ignored Bai Zhi's imagination, she felt that Bai Zhi's imagination must be dirty.

"Oh~ that's it!" Wan Yu finally understood, isn't it just a matter of face?What a big deal: "Feifei, I think maybe I can help Zhanbo with this."

"Really? Wanyu, are you really willing to help me? Thank you so much." Before Yifei could refute, Lu Zhanbo became excited. This was a major breakthrough!Although it's just acting, it's just a preview for the future.

"You usually take such good care of me, it's only right for me to do you a favor!"

Yifei had no choice but to struggle one last time: "emmm, do you really think she is more suitable than me?"

"How is it possible?" Bai Zhi was the first to jump out to object.

Yifei nodded. At critical times, Bai Zhi still spoke up for her!

"You have said that you are versatile, so you must be more suitable."

"You..." Yifei was cornered by this one, and almost limped. Fortunately, he said he was very human, but he just gave me this trick?

"The girlfriend's problem is solved." Bai Zhi didn't care what Yifei thought at all, he touched his chin, and continued: "Then, a new problem has come."

"What's the problem?" Wan Yu asked.

"I know." Lu Zhanbo raised his hand like a primary school student, and smiled: "Hey, of course how do I let others know that I have a girlfriend` ˇ?"

"Idiot, it's not this." Bai Zhi scolded: "I mean, have you two ever been in a relationship? Do you know how to act in a play? If someone else sees it, it's pretending to be coercive instead of pretending~ "

"This isn't easy? You haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig running? You and Yu Mo can tell?" Wan Yu was not worried at all, and used Bai Zhi and Yu Mo as a metaphor.

"..." Bai Zhi's smile froze, why did this sound so weird?Does this mean you are a pig?

"That's right! So it's better to think about what I said." Lu Zhanbo laughed.

"Just kidding, this is easier, you go to work tomorrow, and then let Wan Yu visit you, can't it?" Zeng Xiaoxian made an opinion.

"But doesn't that make me look artificial?" Lu Zhanbo asked worriedly.

"That's right, as the saying goes, pretending to be invisible is the deadliest thing. It's the most interesting way to hit your opponent invisibly. What does it mean for Wan Yu to go to the company to see you? Is this the worst way?"

"Then don't just talk! Do you have any ideas?"

"Do you know that Ziqiao has a very powerful move called the wingman foil method. He has experienced it himself and practiced it. It can be used accurately when picking up girls."

Lu Zhanbo is interested, wingman foil method?It sounds very high-end at first glance. Compared with the contrived method Zeng Xiaoxian said, it is simply a heaven and an earth!

"It's very simple, you need a wingman, a very professional wingman, the host doesn't have to do anything, just say modestly: 'Where is it, it's just someone's compliment', and the wingman needs to help the host say Saying those pretentious words can not only make the host appear humble and not give people the image of nouveau riche, but also achieve your own goal, let others know how awesome you are."

"Sounds very interesting." Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu looked at each other: "Okay, let's use this method, hahahahaha."

"Hey, that's right!"

"But I still have a question." Lu Zhanbo stopped smiling and continued to ask.

"what is the problem?"

"What is a wingman?"

"..."

Bai Zhi looked at the bewildered looks of these people, and her face froze, hey, you got my true biography, right?He obviously didn't know what others were going to say, yet he could listen so seriously.

In one breath, I gave everyone the explanation of the wingman and the terminology of the world, and Bai Zhi's saliva was almost dry.