Bitch living in an apartment

A few people approached enthusiastically, squeezing Zeng Xiaoxian in the middle, Bai Zhi felt that Zeng Xiaoxian had oiled his script countless times, and this didn't look like a fairy at all!

Moreover, no matter how you look at it, Zeng Xiaoxian took advantage of it!Some people treat guests to drink coffee, although it is only one or two cups, but at least that is something to drink!Surrounded by girls, this is simply Lu Ziqiao's dream! .

Chapter 641

"Mr. Zeng, goodbye."

"Go slowly, be careful when you go home." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled like a camellia, no one asked him about the payment, no one caught him, told him what he did, asked him to do something private, Some only have a few girls chatting with him non-stop.

He finally realized what an idol is. These people finally reminded him that he is a public figure. He was so touched.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Bai Zhi and sat aside in a daze, Zeng Xiaoxian walked over proudly: "Bai Zhi, how are you? Are you really my fan?"

"They really didn't play the emotional card to ask you to give them money?"

"Didn't you hear it?" Zeng Xiaoxian took out the sticky monitor in his clothes and put it in Bai Zhi's hand: "Bai Zhi, I didn't mean you, don't be so dark, not all netizens are liars, some People are still cute."

"It doesn't make sense~" Bai Zhi muttered to herself, "Someone is actually your fan."

"How do you talk about it?" Zeng Xiaoxian roared dissatisfied. What does it mean that he actually has real fans? Is this what people say?If you still don't believe the hard facts in front of Bai Zhi, are you blind?

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, feeling that it was still wrong. Could it be that the image of Zeng Xiaoxian had penetrated into their hearts?He is not used to having fans.

But soon, he undoubtedly glanced at his mobile phone, then he froze for a moment, then glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian strangely, then looked at his mobile phone again, and so on.

Then, as if her thinking expanded, Bai Zhi's thoughts suddenly became clear: "I finally know what's wrong."

"Of course not, it's like taking the wrong medicine, can you be right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfied.

"Hehe~" Bai Zhi smiled coldly: "Mr. Zeng, don't blame me for not reminding you, did these girls ask you for an autograph?"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback, and recalled from the beginning: "Well, it seems that there is really no such thing, but they have already taken pictures, so why do you need to sign?"

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi smiled even colder: "Then you might as well search your pockets to see if there are any surprises."

Zeng Xiaoxian put his hand into his trouser pocket suspiciously, his expression changed, he quickly took it out, even took out all the inner pockets, and went back to the place just now to search for it.

Bai Zhi sat on the spot leisurely, even though the coffee was bitter, he still drank it with relish, Zeng Xiaoxian ran over in a cold sweat: "Bai Zhi, my phone is gone, and there are keys in my pocket, wallet, car keys , a watch, a commemorative pen, all gone."

"I finally understand, this is not a liar, this is a thief!" Bai Zhi shook her head.

Mistake!This is the habitual thinking of people. If you make a meeting online, you are either a liar, a fairy dance, or even a meal holder from a certain consumer store.

So their attention will only be on this. No one thought that this would be a thief. This woman named Jellyfish is really ruthless.

The watch was worn by Zeng Xiaoxian!Can even steal this thing?It can be seen that her skills are superb, and, moreover, it is estimated that Zeng Xiaoxian did not notice a lot of foreshadowing. It is too late to chase them now. Who knows where they went?

"It's over, it's over, my ID card, bank card, and various documents are all in my wallet, and money is still a trivial matter. It's a lot of trouble to handle these documents!" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry but had no tears.

Although he doesn't carry all his wealth with him like Zhang Wei, but these are really his wealth and lives!

The pen is a commemorative pen, and Zeng Xiaoxian always carries it in his bag to sign for fans, and his watch is not cheap, there are several diamonds on it!Although it's not big, isn't the price just going up?

"Teacher Zeng! When will you grow up, have some snacks!" Bai Zhi shook her head.

"Stop making sarcastic remarks, call the police!" Zeng Xiaoxian lost his phone, snatched Bai Zhi's phone, and just unlocked it to call the police, but something on it caught his attention: "What is this?"

I saw something like a red dot on the top, which was still moving, and the surrounding things seemed to be a map, a proper tracking signal!

Bai Zhi snatched the phone back: "Fortunately, I was careful, Mr. Zeng, you are lucky."

"what have you done?"

Bai Zhi shrugged: "I'm afraid that you will be thrown into an alley after getting drunk. It will be so dark, what if you can't find it? So I borrowed a location tracking program from Zhanbo and asked him to put you and My mobile phone is tied together, the green dot on it is the location of my mobile phone, and the red dot is the location of your mobile phone."

"So?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up.

"Yes, unless they can throw away your mobile phone immediately, or take a shot, I can find them wherever they go."

"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up!"

"What's the rush? Wait until I finish this cup of coffee..."

"What time is it, you still have time to drink coffee, what if the other party thinks my phone is broken and throws it away?"

"Okay! Let's go then!"

Bai Zhi shrugged, seeing the red dot on it moving rapidly, she should have gotten into the car, Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian got into the car in no hurry, and drove away all the way.

Bai Zhi was driving, and Zeng Xiaoxian was looking at the road on the phone. At this time, Bai Zhi didn't dare to let him drive. This guy is like an ant on a hot pot.

Exercising slowly, these chicks probably didn't expect that Bai Zhi and the two would follow them, show it on the map, and eat in a restaurant.

Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian called the police by the way, and then they arrested him very smoothly. When they entered, these chicks were still in a daze. The moment they saw Zeng Xiaoxian, their faces turned ashen.

Now Zeng Xiaoxian's wallet is still with them!There are all kinds of certificates of Zeng Xiaoxian on it, and it is impossible to deny it!

However, both Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian discovered a very interesting thing, that is, besides the jellyfish, these chicks also have a few other chicks with very interesting online names.

For example: sea clams; for example, bowhead whales; for example: termite queens; for example: koi goldfish. . .

When Zeng Xiaoxian questioned why they chose such strange names, the police uncle told Zeng Xiaoxian the truth helplessly.

"To be old and not die is to be a thief. These animals are very long-lived. These names are metaphors to indicate that these people are thieves. For example, the one called jellyfish, and the next one is called sea clam. The people who join in order are given according to the length of life of the animals. A screen name used as a social network name to lure people out."

"...".

Chapter 642

"It's a thief to grow old and not die, jellyfish, sea clams..." Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself, he still had a deep impression of that incident. It was terrible, and when he later boasted that he caught the thief, he didn't dare to say that he was stolen, but only said that he went deep into the tiger's den and smashed the gang of thieves.

"What did you say?"

Gao Lingfeng was a little far away, Zeng Xiaoxian just said a few words in a low voice, he couldn't hear what he said clearly.

"Nothing, nothing." Zeng Xiaoxian quickly shook his head and looked at the answer above. Although he didn't know why there was no option for jellyfish, he knew that sea clams belonged to shellfish, so: "I choose B, shellfish."

"Are you sure? You don't need to ask for help with this question?"

"Oh, I'm sure."

"Congratulations, your answer is correct." Gao Lingfeng announced the final result without any fluctuations in his tone.

"Yo, yes, I knew Teacher Zeng would not be fooled." Yoyo shouted without hesitation, her joy was self-evident.

When Bai Zhi said that there was a trap before, they especially sweated for Zeng Xiaoxian, but they were all shocked to see Zeng Xiaoxian say the truth so firmly.

"Ms. Zeng was almost scared to death last time. In Zhang Wei's words, that's all of Mr. Zeng's net worth!" Bai Zhi laughed. One after another.

It's not just a matter of reporting the loss and making up for it, what if those guys use Zeng Xiaoxian's ID card to get a loan?What bad things did you do to blame him?

Among other things, if you use Zeng Xiaoxian's words, his image as a public figure is finished, even if you are clarified.

But which of the reporters nowadays is not a person who is afraid of chaos in the world?After smearing you, don't even think about cleaning you up. They just need to be popular, because they can do anything.

Everyone in the apartment is still sighing, the show over there is still going on, they won't give you a chance to breathe, the next question comes one after another.

"The next question is very difficult, but the value is 10 yuan. Do you want to continue?"

At such an important moment of decision, the camera naturally gave Zeng Xiaoxian a close-up. His face was full of worry, he glanced at a certain place, gritted his teeth, and nodded: "Continue."

"Please listen to the question." Gao Lingfeng gestured to the staff: "As we all know, due to the large population of our country, Chinese has always been the language with the largest number of speakers. Then, according to the statistics so far, the language with the least number of speakers in the world is about how many people.

A: 1-10 people;

B: 11-20 people;

C: 21-30 people;

D: 31-40 people. "

Zeng Xiaoxian almost sprayed Gao Lingfeng's face with a mouthful of blood, what the hell is this!This is not unpopular anymore, is it?He even wondered, is this program group going to hold an unpopular knowledge contest?

The faces of everyone in the apartment are also as ugly as eating poop, what the hell is this?

Bai Zhi covered his face, he swore, he regretted it now, why didn't he become a radio host Dangdang, so that he could sign up for this millionaire.

These topics are simply tailor-made for him!

"Looking at your expression, you don't know it again, do you?" Yu Mo felt that Bai Zhi's luck was so good that it exploded, and such an unpopular topic felt like he was giving him a backdoor!

"Of course I know, don't forget brother's major?" Bai Zhi said calmly.

"What's your major? Animal science? Isn't the piece of meat you specialize in studying animals better?"

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi laughed a few times, and pointed her finger up: "The last major."

"The last one?" Yu Mo looked up: "Cosmic Linguistics?"

"Yes, that's right." Seeing that she was finally right, Bai Zhi couldn't help sighing. Sure enough, most people in this major can't even remember their names.

"But, didn't you miss a single class?" Youyou vaguely remembered that Bai Zhi told him that it was because he couldn't understand anything, so he kept skipping classes to learn how to train dogs professionally in police dogs, so he is not doing his job right now. Trained a good dog.

"I'm exaggerating. Do you understand the exaggeration?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "There are only three people in this major. You don't need to call names to know who is missing. I must have attended the class when I first started.  … ....

Cosmolinguistics involves many subjects, such as linguistics, mathematics, astronomy, semiotics, logic, and psychology. It is because these things are too complicated and too much to understand, so I only listened to a few lectures, and I really feel that I couldn't finish my degree, so I decisively chose to change my major, which made me half-empty in many things now. "

"..."

A few people really don't know what to say, you are so popular with half a bucket of water, so what should others do?

"Don't tell me, this seems to have three questions, and it seems that all three questions are related to your major!" Lu Ziqiao complained with some jealousy: "Animal subjects, you can only study the quality of the meat, but you can't What you learn, just learn that piece of meat, right? You can't graduate like this!

There is also the third question, such an unpopular major, it makes you get shot. . . "

"Honestly, are you the illegitimate child of the program group?" Zhang Wei asked silently, but he didn't dare to talk nonsense after being photographed by Bai Zhi and concussed.

"You're their illegitimate child." Bai Zhi spit on him, "It's not luck. If Mr. Zeng was me instead, it would be luck. Now it's just a joke from the heavens, so there's no need to discuss it." , the language with the least number of speakers is called Ayapanek, and the number of speakers is about two, choose A."

"Teacher Zeng should give you that ticket! You are clearly a humanoid machine?" Lu Ziqiao shook his head. He was 2.8 sure that Zeng Xiaoxian would regret it when he came back.

Don’t dare to say anything else, these are already three questions, even if you run away with 10 yuan now, it’s still profitable!It's like a free gift.

Moreover, the next question, who knows if he will meet Bai Zhi, is no longer as simple as three questions. This is an opportunity to create legends!

It's just that there are so many ifs in this world, and even if Zeng Xiaoxian doesn't bring Bai Zhi, it is not impossible to answer all the questions correctly. To be honest, sometimes, luck is not unique to one person.

Obviously, Zeng Xiaoxian also equipped the protagonist's halo at this time, because he has experienced similar things, and he can't help but start to imagine what happened at that time. .

Chapter 643

It was a fine morning, with dove whistles and reveille horns, but this. . .

Hey, this style of painting is wrong!I'm not in military training, nor have I joined the army. Why is the whistle ringing this early in the morning?

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes, and now he feels his eyes are completely pinched by eye mucus. As a 'night actually' who works at night and sleeps during the day, morning is a good time.

Because at this time, it meant that I had already left work, took a hot bath, lay on the soft bed, and went on a date with Duke Zhou's daughter.

Everything is beautiful in the dream, but in the sound of these pigeon whistles, all the good things are not good.

He struggled to open his eyes and glanced at his watch, and suddenly he was out of breath. At six o'clock in the morning, the sky outside was only dim, and he had only slept for an hour.

It's not just him, probably most of the apartment is in a dream now, right?

"What are you doing?" Zeng Xiaoxian closed the window tightly, plugged in his earphones, and covered himself with a quilt, but the damn whistle still sounded like a magic sound, piercing into his ears.

"Ah~ I can't take it anymore..." Zeng Xiaoxian put on a random dress, and 09 rushed out of the room.

I happened to see everyone in 3602 sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast. Everyone was listless, but Bai Zhi was full of energy: "Good morning, Teacher Zeng."

"Bai Zhi, why are you in such good spirits?"

"Because I went to bed early!"

"...Are you okay?"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, when does going to bed early become sick?Impolite: "Can you talk? Or do you guys have no sense of crisis? You don't know what's going on in the neighborhood, you don't even care about the news about where you live, and you can't eat shit like hot people."

"..."

Brother, are we having breakfast?Can you stop talking about Yoneda?It's disgusting. It's early in the morning. Did you mean it?

"What happened?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little lucky that he didn't have breakfast here, so he could calmly ask Bai Zhi what happened in the community, even he, the deputy head of the apartment's residents committee, didn't know.