Bitch living in an apartment

After waiting patiently for a while, the curtain finally came to a close. The screen in front of Zeng Xiaoxian showed how many people had chosen option a.

To the surprise of the apartment, all the audience really divided the options evenly. Option a is 20.00% six, option b is 20.00% four, options c and d are each 20.00% five, and option a has become the correct answer with a slight advantage .

"Congratulations, Zeng Xiaoxian, with the help of the audience, you managed to answer the first question correctly. Congratulations, you have won a bonus of 1000 yuan."

And everyone in the apartment was stunned. The four points that Bai Zhi said, except for the fourth one, were all realized, and strictly speaking, the fourth point was already said.

"You can't really be God, can you?" Yoyo asked weakly.

"What the hell is going on here?" Zhang Wei had a feeling in his heart that he was going to finish the calf, whether he should be so accurate.

The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth raised an arc: "That means I reasoned, there is no problem."

"What are you reasoning about?"

"It's very simple. They have to brush off Teacher Zeng at the first question, and it can't be considered as a problem with the question." Bai Zhi slowly said what she was thinking: "First of all, with the help of Teacher Zeng, the camera is nervous. Concealing part of the rules, using the abc button to confuse the answer button and the help button, and then asking a very simple question, causing a psychological gap for the contestants, and asking the other party to press the a help button."

"The purpose is to let Teacher Zeng use up a chance to ask for help! What's more terrifying?" Everyone wondered, could it be that the matter has reached this point, and it has not yet.

Seeming to see through their thoughts, Bai Zhi said: "Of course it's not over yet. Let me ask you, suppose a person you don't know at all buys a lottery ticket. Do you want him to win the lottery? Or not?"

"Of course... I didn't win the prize." Lu Ziqiao originally wanted to say that he hoped that he would win the prize, but he thought that there was no one else here, so he spoke his true words.  …

"Yes, this is the mentality of the audience. The people who design these questions have this mentality, let the contestants give the right of choice to the audience, so as to achieve the goal of eliminating the opponent in the first question.

Moreover, they have earned enough fame afterwards. Look, we are kind enough for such a simple question, right?It's him who doesn't live up to expectations.This in turn attracts more people to participate. "

"This routine is really dirty..." Several people complained frantically. If Bai Zhi hadn't explained everything clearly, they would definitely think that Bai Zhi's mind was too dark, which is why there was such a dirty routine.

But the reality gave them a heavy slap in the face. The audience vote itself is an opportunity to ask for help based on luck. won.

"Then what's next? What else is there to do?" Yu Mo asked curiously. She suddenly felt that this kind of answer really doesn't depend on strength and luck to win the lottery.

"Next?" Bai Zhi shrugged: "There shouldn't be any next one. This kind of routine is indispensable. If there are too many routines, people will see it. If there is a routine, then the second question will start. Move up more than one notch.

Moreover, don't count on the remaining two chances to ask for help 2.8. If the program group dares to give you this chance, there will be countermeasures to cut off your hope. Sometimes, not being disappointed is not the most terrible thing. Ruthless crushing, this is the scariest thing.

In fact, this time the audience voted for help. It is a bad thing, but it is also a good thing. This is an uncertain factor. , Others voted, such a simple thing can make the heart beat faster. "

Everyone was convinced, and continued to watch the program on TV. Gao Ling still had the same expression for thousands of years, and he couldn't tell whether he was proud or disappointed.

As a well-educated and experienced host, he will not let others see his inner fluctuations, especially the inner fluctuations that contain inside information. .

Chapter 639

"The first question just now is just a warm-up. The following questions will be more challenging. The bonus for the second question will also climb to 1 yuan. Do you want to continue?"

Gao Ling handed over the right of choice to Zeng Xiaoxian. Zeng Xiaoxian looked at a certain seat under the stands. Although he knew that Yifei said that it might be sooner or later, he was still a little disappointed that he hadn't come yet.

But disappointment is disappointment, Zeng Xiaoxian can persevere, most likely because he hopes to persevere until Yifei comes over, so he nodded and said firmly: "I will continue..."

"Okay. Let's continue." Gao Ling snapped his fingers, and another question appeared on the screen that Bai Zhi and the others saw: "Please listen to the question. As we all know, the average life expectancy of human beings is 68 years old, so as far as people know , the longest-lived animal, what kind?

a: bastard. b: Bei. c: lobster. d: whale.Please state your answer. "

"Isn't that difficult!?" Lu Ziqiao said feeling speechless: "I know it's bastard!"

"Eh..." Bai Zhi was a little confused, hearing Lu Ziqiao's answer, he couldn't laugh or cry, as if in people's consciousness, longevity is the representative of a tortoise, right?However, the reality may still be a little bit different: "Zi Qiao, although I don't want to hit you, but among the creatures I know, bastards are not the longest-lived creatures. Just having a thing called a cave lobster is much worse than that." Wang Ba has a long lifespan."

"..." The corners of their mouths twitched, it was indeed a trap. The first answer that ordinary people think of must be a!However, I didn't expect it to be c.

Bai Zhi also knew that they would choose c when they heard this sentence, but he still said weakly: "Don't be deceived by them, the title is about the animal with the longest life, the key word is 'that', his It means that the creature with the longest life span belongs to which type of animal."

"Then what cave lobster is not a lobster?" Yu Mo asked weakly.

"Yes, but it's not the longest-lived one!"

"Who is that?" Yu Mo was taken aback, was he trying to keep refreshing his world view?

"Jellyfish, right?"

"But there are no answers here!" Zhang Wei checked everything, and there was indeed no such type as Bai Zhi said: "Did you remember wrongly?"

"That's right." Bai Zhi yawned. He was reborn and had a lot of time to learn about these cold facts about stomach pain. Although he read it a long time ago, he still doesn't remember the so-called No.1. Wrong, it's like you won't forget that the highest peak in the world is Mount Everest.

"Then there's something wrong with the topic they gave?" Lu Ziqiao seemed to have discovered a new world, as if there was a reward for reporting, he wanted to report it.

"Actually, it doesn't count." Bai Zhi continued to explain: "It is said that the lighthouse jellyfish can live forever, but the principle of its longevity is that when it is about to die, it will turn into a pupa, and then the cells will become the original cells through metabolism. Then it grows and reproduces.

But this also has a disadvantage, that is, when it evolves, it will lose its original memory, so some people think that this cannot be regarded as the continuation of life.

This is a controversial statement, and it is understandable that it does not appear above. "

"Could that be a whale? I remember this thing living a long time."

"It should be Bei?" Bai Zhi said her answer, then turned on the computer, and muttered to herself: "I remember it was here? Where did it go? Ah, I found it..."

Everyone leaned over to take a look, but they were pushed away by Bai Zhi. Just kidding, why should I show them my diary?

"That's it, a sea clam called 'Ming', which is said to have lived for 507 years, the longest living animal except for the lighthouse jellyfish."

Only when Yu Mo approached, saw the record on Bai Zhi, it seemed that Zeng Xiaoxian had appeared on it, that is to say, Zeng Xiaoxian might know the answer?

And Zeng Xiaoxian, who was answering the question on the stage, seemed to have remembered something. . .

. . . . . .

On a boring day, it was raining heavily outside, those who went out were trapped outside and could not come back, and those who were at home were trapped at home and could not get out.

Of course, in this kind of weather, it would be nice to play games and chat together, but the problem is that Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian are at home now, and even if they play games, they don't have much fun.

Zeng Xiaoxian was lying on the table bored, while Bai Zhi was chatting with clients online. . .

"Yeah? Jellyfish? There are still people calling this screen name these days, do you dare to trick me a little more?" Bai Zhi looked at the other party's profile speechlessly. She was a third-level trumpet, but she ignored it and directly rejected the friend application.

These days, unlike a few years later, QQ ranks are still very important, and people who use small accounts are either liars or pyramid schemes. . .

"What's the matter?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked casually as he was really idle and bored.

"A liar added me, but I refused, I'll go..."

"what happened again?"

Bai Zhi depressed and opened another friend request: "This liar is really persistent!"

"Just add it and see what he wants to say." Zeng Xiaoxian was really too busy: "If you feel that you don't have time, then give it to me! I'll help you chat, anyway, I'm so busy right now."

"Then give it to you!" Bai Zhi didn't care, chatting with liars, isn't this what he and Lu Ziqiao often do?Anyway, I won't be fooled. If I can make the other party be fooled, it will eliminate 393 harm for the people instead!

So far, Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao have brilliant records!In the apartment, they are jokingly called Liar Buster.

Bai Zhi's superb reasoning ability, coupled with Lu Ziqiao's ability to fool, may have suffered a lot under that Lightning Gorge, Lu Ziqiao hated these guys, every time he cooperates with Bai Zhi, coupled with Lu Zhanbo's computer ability, it is called a Grab one!

If it wasn't for the fact that Bai Zhi really didn't have time this time, Bai Zhi would have planned to chat with him!

These scammers are very smart, if they don't reply immediately, they will delete them directly, instead of being deleted, Bai Zhi might as well not add them, but since Zeng Xiaoxian is willing to drag him, and Bai Zhi refuses, it's just for fun.

"Hey..." Zeng Xiaoxian took it happily, finally got something to do, and started chatting with that liar.

Finally, not long after, Bai Zhi stretched her waist, finally no one was looking for her, she couldn't help but look at Zeng Xiaoxian, this guy was very happy chatting with him, even smiled wretchedly from time to time.

"Teacher Zeng, you can chat so wretchedly with a liar. I guess, the other party calls herself a cute girl from time to time. Both parents died, and only one grandpa is left. Last month, he broke his leg because he was crossing the road. He has no money for treatment." , so I want you to give her some? By the way, I also sent you a welfare photo?"

"No! What are you talking about?"

"...".

Chapter 640

It doesn't make sense!Bai Zhi murmured to himself, isn't that the way of liars these days?Isn't the other party pretending to be pitiful?But threatening?But looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's wretched eyes, it doesn't look like it!

"I don't believe it, show me."

"Bai Zhi, I don't think she wants to be a liar?"

"..." Bai Zhi blinked her eyes, is the gap between people really that big?He and Lu Ziqiao can counteract these liars, but Zeng Xiaoxian can't even tell if he is a liar?

"What evidence do you have?"

Knowing that Bai Zhi didn't believe it, Zeng Xiaoxian explained her own reasons: "She didn't ask me for money at all, she said she was my fan, and she still wanted to give me money, saying she wanted to take a photo with me."

"Huh? What a joke?"

Bai Zhi blinked, when did the liar become so courageous, but he immediately thought that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Teacher Zeng, this is my account, why would she say she is your fan? Are you a student of Jonah?" My number is picking up girls?

Oh, I see, you scheming bitch, I said why she was so persistent in adding me, it turns out that when you reported your number to your fans, it was mine, so you can filter some good-looking ones and treat them as me Shield? "

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "When I introduced my identity, I just said that I am a radio host. Didn't I just not notice that this is your account? Can you stop thinking so darkly."

"Oh~ okay!"

Bai Zhi looked through the records, it seems that it was Zeng Xiaoxian who revealed his identity, and this guy said he was a fan of him. Leaving aside whether it is true or not, this person seems to have no urge to ask for money.

When Bai Zhi turned it down, a new message suddenly appeared: "A'ou~Teacher Zeng, she asked you to meet! She said that she wants to treat you to dinner, as long as you allow her to take a few photos with her."

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up.

"look by youself?"

"Great". "

"..." Bai Zhi looked at this happy Zeng Xiaoxian who was about to jump up, feeling a little helpless: "I said, please, you don't even know if the other party is a liar! Just be so happy."

"Does my brother Xian seem so stupid?" Zeng Xiaoxian taunted with a backhand: "I'm looking for a restaurant that requires payment first. If she doesn't pay, I won't eat. I don't even bring my wallet. Let me see what she does. manage?"

"Could it be... don't you know how high the fairy can jump?"

"What fairy..."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't realize it all at once, when he did, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, okay!This may still be normal: "Then I will not go, you help me reject her."

"Refused to do what? I can't wait for her to dance! You see, if I don't kill her, don't you know my title?" Instead of listening to him, Bai Zhi slammed down on the keyboard: "Tonight seven At XX Cafe on XX Road, see you soon."

"Is this really all right?"

"Don't worry, don't you still believe me?" Bai Zhi's boobs slapped loudly, assuring that Zeng Xiaoxian would never have any accidents.

But thinking about Bai Zhi's combat power, as long as the opponent doesn't use a gun or something, it should be fine, right?Zeng Xiaoxian became more down-to-earth again.

Waiting patiently until night, the heavy rain finally stopped, Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian specially went to a coffee shop to scout the spot in order to be safe, and then chose a better location, so that they could pay attention to everything.

But Bai Zhi didn't put all her eyes into the coffee shop, because there are cameras and people inside, if she wants to do something bad, it should be a small hotel.

So Bai Zhi went around and found some hotels without any cameras, and made sure to check them out.

It's [-] o'clock in the evening, and it's coming soon. Zeng Xiaoxian is ready to go to the cafe early. It's not that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't think about letting someone else replace him, but if the other party is really his fan, wouldn't he know what he looks like?So, in the end, he could only let him do it himself.

Bai Zhi sat at the table on the other side, monitoring Zeng Xiaoxian's every move at all times, and specially installed a bug to ensure safety.

This girl named Jellyfish was quite punctual, and when she arrived at the coffee shop, she embraced Zeng Xiaoxian's arm excitedly, just like a little girl.

Especially seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't order anything to drink, he walked to the service counter generously, ordered some drinks, and then chatted with Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, I'm your fan~ Barabara~"

"I didn't expect you to live here too... Barabara~~"

"Can I take a picture with you?"

Therefore, the few photos of "Kach~Kach~" did not show the posture of getting drunk or calling someone to come. This posture is really like what fans should do.

"Did I make a mistake?" Bai Zhi muttered to herself, a little speechless in her heart, always felt that something was wrong, but couldn't figure out what was wrong.

The previous posture is clearly the characteristic of a liar. Could it be that he just heard Zeng Xiaoxian's name and was really a fan of him, so he gave up?

When did liars become so virtuous?Aren't they picky eaters at all?

It's just that the other party didn't seem to take any action at all, and Bai Zhi couldn't go to destroy it. It can only be attributed to the fact that the other party is really a fan of Zeng Xiaoxian!

After chatting for two hours, Zeng Xiaoxian was quite happy, but Bai Zhi ordered several cups of coffee, a boring batch, and now the bitter taste of coffee is indeed in his mouth, and it is not too refreshing to taste each flavor. Zhu .

"` ‖Mr. Zeng, it’s a bit late. I’m leaving. I had a great chat with you today. I’ll send you a copy of the photo after I go back. By the way, Mr. Zeng, my friends just mentioned that they are nearby, and they too Your fans, can I take a photo with you?"

Bai Zhi's spirit was shaken, it's coming, let me just say it!How could a liar still pick someone?Now it's revealed.

It's a pity that (Good Nuo Zhao) Zeng Xiaoxian is full of vanity now, and everyone calls him teacher Zeng one by one, that's sweet!When it was proposed that there were still fans who wanted to take a photo together, Zeng Xiaoxian agreed without hesitation.

The jellyfish cried out in surprise, and then made a phone call. Within a few minutes, several girls came to the door, and ran over happily.

Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth, something is wrong?Why are they all women?Could it be that these are all exterminators like Hu Yifei?But this is not scary!Isn't the more intimidating this thing looks, the better?