Bitch living in an apartment

"Yesterday, some grandpas and aunts said that they would requisition the basketball court in our community and the small square next to it for dancing. Don't you know?"

"Why use the square in our community again?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately became unhappy: "Didn't you teach them enough lessons last time? You just let them do things like this, can you bear it?"

Every time Zeng Xiaoxian encounters this kind of moral kidnapping, the first thing Zeng Xiaoxian thinks of is Bai Zhi, this guy is the best candidate, he has a lot of time for stomach pains, and he can play with them slowly.

Those uncles and aunts can be so energetic, isn't it because they have nothing to do when they are full every day?

In addition, Bai Zhi has ideas, is cheap enough, and doesn't care about her own image. She is definitely the ultimate nemesis of uncles and aunts, but judging by his intentions, it seems that even he has compromised.

"Then what can I do? It will be the National Day in a few days. They said that to celebrate the National Day, there will be a square dance competition that is just a fight. This bullshit competition was approved by your committee, and the uncle of the entire community The aunt is all hooked up, what can I do? You dare to make trouble, this is about community honor, national honor, and their honor, do you believe it will drown you in your saliva?"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian remembered, it seemed that there was such a thing, but he seriously overestimated the quality of these uncles and aunts, six o'clock. . .

Now a lot of people are working overtime or staying up late, basically can't get up at six o'clock, they start at six o'clock, which is already a serious disturbance to the people.

"That's right~ It's National Day~" Zhang Wei suddenly became excited: "That means it's time for a holiday."

"It's not a holiday, I don't care at all, it's in vain, why don't we take advantage of the holiday and go travel!"

"Are you kidding me? I won't go if you kill me." Bai Zhi shook her head vigorously: "When can we go? Do we have to wait for the holidays? Unless your brain is broken, if you want to squeeze into canned sardines, then you Go! Anyway, I want to stay at home during the holidays and not go anywhere.”

I don’t even look at the photos posted by others. Except for the head, it’s the head. I buy some snacks. Isn’t it delicious to watch the crowds at home?Do you have to follow along to add congestion to tourist attractions?

"But, we've become a hammer here too, right?" Lu Ziqiao looked weak.

How can I say that their city is a first-tier city, there are many scenic spots, and naturally there are many people who come to travel. When there are more people, they feel crowded even at home.

"Then I won't go out. I won't go out until everyone has left, okay? Anyway, it's only a week."

"Huh? You still have to stay at home for a week!?" Yu Mo was a little unhappy. Holidays and the like were the most annoying thing.

Of course, she didn't dare to say this. If she said this, she would definitely be beaten to death. You can't say that it doesn't matter to you whether you have a holiday or not. Just say that you don't have a holiday. You can't be so selfish. . .

When Yu Mo was depressed, Zeng Xiaoxian was depressed, and Lu Ziqiao was even more depressed, Yifei seemed to be woken up too, but she was also full of energy, and she didn't look like she lacked sleep at all.

But everyone knows that last night the female devil went to bed early because of the arrangement of the school holiday.

"Is everyone there? Just in time, I saw that there was an activity downstairs to protect intangible culture. In order to appeal to everyone to protect the culture that is about to disappear, and also to cater to the National Day, to promote our country's protection of peace and 403's respect for civilization. There was an event..."

"It's still active." Bai Zhi pointed to the pigeon whistle below: "Did you hear it? The sky is already upside down, if there is another event, our community will become a group of demons dancing."

"This is not organized by the community. The neighborhood committee is just promoting it. It is done in the city. It is said that it needs to be investigated and compiled into a thesis. It is the same as a graduation thesis. If it is well written, it can be entered in the city. There are 1 Yuan rewards!"

"1 yuan?" Hearing this figure, Zhang Wei's eyes became moist.

He was so fussy about 20 yuan, it was a huge sum of money.

"That's right! If you don't believe me, you can read the news! There are reports everywhere now, but most people don't seem to be interested, and the number of retweets is not high."

"Nonsense, are you interested? It's not like you haven't written a graduation thesis. It will take several months of research and investigation to write it well!" Bai Zhi complained, not to mention that this is not a graduation thesis.

Graduation thesis stuff, as long as you have a good attitude and write well, you can pass it after all, but this is the selection of the best one in a city. This city is not big, but do you know what the population density is?

Choose one of the most awesome ones, and wait!There are you waiting. . . .

Chapter 644

"Anyway, it's nothing, I have to participate." Zhang Wei made up his mind. Anyway, the National Day is on holiday, and it doesn't cost money to participate. If you are lucky, you can earn some extra money. No, it shouldn't be called extra money. , This is called a windfall!

"Cut~"

Several people expressed disdain for Zhang Wei's reasons. Anyway, even if this guy has something to do, he will ask for leave to participate. What is important for making money?Yes or no?

But contempt is contempt, and several people also thought about it, whether it would be better to participate, because staying at home for a week will make people moldy.

"I'm not interested~ I might as well be at home..."

"You are the head of the Madman Club, how can we miss you? You don't do such a great thing, it's no different from a salted fish." Before Bai Zhi finished speaking, Yifei interrupted him: "And so Not participating in challenging, educational activities is a real waste of money!"

"I don't want to write a dissertation." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes. How many years has it been? How long has he not used a pen to write an essay? Besides, writing a diary every day is already his limit, so let him write a dissertation ?Whoever loves to write should write.

"Then I'll write it, you just need to investigate."

Dare to love, we must pull him together, right?Bai Zhi was thinking depressedly, seeing Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao smiling triumphantly, she suddenly became angry: "Then I have a condition."

"The bonus is all yours."

"No, I still don't need that little money." Bai Zhi shook her head: "Teacher Zeng must join, otherwise I will refuse."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face froze, I'll go, why is this person like this?When you are dying, you still want to drag others into the water?

"I agree, Teacher Zeng..." Yifei looked at him jokingly, the meaning in his eyes was self-evident, it was clearly that if you don't join, I will let you experience the feeling of flying.

"Do I have a choice¨"? "Zeng Xiaoxian smiled wryly, the two guys looked at each other covetously, if they didn't agree, I believe there is no way to live to see the sun tomorrow.

"Very well, our group is called Yifei Group, and the direction of our research is..." Yifei blinked: "By the way, what are we going to study? Maybe we have a direction to work hard on!"

Yifei brought several people to the study, saying that they wanted to discuss the direction.

Bai Zhi had a broken expression. Anyway, he didn't intend to win an award at all. The reason why he agreed was more to pass the boring time.

Therefore, he felt that it would be better to find a theme that can paddle and convince Yifei. This theme must be very unpopular, and it is best for them to have no way to start.

So, Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "Yifei, what do you think about the topic of saving endangered languages?"

"Endangered language?" Yifei blinked: "Sounds good, tell me more about it."

"I know that there is a language that only two people in the world can speak. Why don't we take this as the topic and write it in a paper so that more people can know it, and then draw others' attention and record it?"

"Two people? Where are they?" Yifei asked curiously.

"MXG, this is the ancient language used there before Columbus discovered the New World, and now only two people can speak it, so it is very necessary to save it."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitched, the language of the New World is an ancient language, my God, brother, didn't you say you don't want to go out?Are you going abroad now?

Yifei was obviously not as stupid as Bai Zhi thought, and she also thought of this question: "Then let's do some research? Do we need to find these two people? By the time we find them, this activity will be over."

"Who said that you must find someone who can talk before you can study?" Bai Zhi refused to accept it, and argued hard: "Oh, no, I said Yifei, do you want to challenge or do hard work? If I ask you to study the theme of the waterwheel , will you go? Do you need to study that thing? Now there is a ready-made challenge in front of you, but you just encountered a small difficulty, and you are discouraged?"

"Um, who said I was cowardly? Just do what you said, and study this."

"It's almost there."

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed, really researching this?What is wrong with your research? Are you speaking English well?You just study a language that only two people use, even if you study the dialect of a certain place, it is more reliable than this, right?

"I'm looking for materials, don't be idle, go to the library to find materials."

Bai Zhi nodded, agreed, yawned, and went out. As for going to the library?That's for sure, definitely not anymore. . .

Just kidding, who wants to play this with you!

But Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to take it seriously, and pulled Bai Zhi not to let him go: "Hey, Bai Zhi, what should we do? You have said everything and no one has said it, so there must be no records, or do we still need to save? We Where can I find information?"

"' ‖Teacher Zeng, I mean you are stupid! Or are you stupid?"

"Is there a difference?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a moment, then asked subconsciously, and then realized: "Bah~ Who are you calling stupid? Do you know the consequences? Yifei killed us in minutes."

"Not us, but you."

"..."

"Anyway, I run faster than you, and she can't beat me, so she must take it out on you."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian was about to jump up: "Take it out on me? Did you do it on purpose? Since you know you can't find any information, then you still bring up this topic? You clearly want me to die, pang!"

"Where is it?" Bai Zhi spread her hands, the conscience of heaven and earth!His thought at that time was not really to kill Zeng Xiaoxian, he just wanted to paddle water, looking for a subject that he didn't know how to start with, he really didn't think about what to do with Zeng Xiaoxian?

"It's over, it's over, I'm dead (Damn Zhao)." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry, don't bring such a fool!

You said that you knew that this task was impossible to complete, and you still said that you were righteous, and even fooled a female devil. Isn't this lighting a lantern in the toilet, looking for death?

The question is, you played the lantern, why is it me who is looking for death?I don't agree!

Sure enough, if you fall behind, you will be beaten. This is the truth, why can't he understand it!Hey?

"I don't believe it, I'll find a way to get through this difficult time." To be honest, after being roommates with Yifei for so long, Zeng Xiaoxian's desire to survive is quite strong, even in the face of this dead situation, he doesn't want to let go , Thinking of ways to save myself.

"Yes." Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "Go to my teacher. He is a very knowledgeable person. Since we can't find any clues from the books, we can go to the history teacher! He may know that period of history. .”

"Then you go~~".

Chapter 645

Bai Zhi didn't have any objection to Zeng Xiaoxian's move, so she asked for a teacher?That's a good idea, and there's nothing wrong with looking for clues from a historical perspective.

Wait a minute, Bai Zhi thinks about it, why is Mao looking for Zeng Xiaoxian's teacher?Wouldn't it be better to find my own teacher of Cosmic Linguistics?

A history teacher may have a good understanding of the history and humanities of a certain place, but if he wants to speak the language, he is definitely not a professional!

Just do it when you think about it, although Bai Zhi wants to paddle a little, but that is when there is no other way, and if there is a way, Bai Zhi is still happy to deal with Yifei.

So: "Teacher Zeng, you can go to your teacher! I will go to my teacher, maybe there will be more clues."

"Eh?" Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback, but when he thought of Bai Zhi's character, his face darkened, knowing that this guy was going to slip away: "You don't want to slip away, do you?"

"Hehe~" Bai Zhi sneered twice, and said his thoughts lightly. He didn't expect Zeng Xiaoxian to believe him. Anyway, he had already said it. Even if he made a small report with Yifei, Bai Zhi didn't care. Anyway, I have a clear conscience. up.

　407 By the way, Bai Zhi hasn't seen that teacher for a long time. At that time, there were only three people in the whole major, and Bai Zhi skipped classes every day. In this major that doesn't need roll call, he must have taken notice of it.

It's just that the teacher didn't care about Bai Zhi's thoughts. After saying it once or twice, he stopped caring. Sure enough, because he himself knew what the situation of this major was.

Sure enough, after the second semester, Bai Zhi transferred to another department. Although she only contacted her occasionally, she was still his student. When Bai Zhi went to visit him, he was very welcoming.

After staying at his home for a whole morning, Bai Zhi left.

Just as Bai Zhi expected, there wasn't much to gain, after all, it's too unorthodox, whoever is full has nothing to understand about this kind of thing that is about to disappear.

To be honest, the so-called protection of endangered cultures is quite lofty, but this is the way this world is, survival of the fittest and elimination of the unsuitable.

When I got home, it was already night, Zeng Xiaoxian had already returned, Yifei was akimbo, and was giving him a lesson.

Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head, heard the movement at the door, and looked up.

"Wow~" Bai Zhi was taken aback, seeing several wounds on Zeng Xiaoxian's face, and his body was dirty, his clothes had become beggar's clothes, and the wounds on his body could still be seen.

Bai Zhi took a deep breath: "God! Teacher Zeng, what's wrong with you? Did you get bitten by a dog?"

"Stop talking, okay?" Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry: "I shouldn't have gone to him. If I can survive, it's considered pretty good."

"What do you mean?" Bai Zhi was a little puzzled, Zeng Xiaoxian's teacher can eat people?

It turned out that when Zeng Xiaoxian went back, everything went smoothly, and he met the old professor smoothly. After all, Zeng Xiaoxian is a double master, and he was considered a top student in the past. The old professor was very happy to see him.

However, when he heard Zeng Xiaoxian say that he was working as a radio host, his face dropped.

Especially afterwards, the old professor discussed some historical issues with Zeng Xiaoxian. Zeng Xiaoxian has never been in touch with history in these years! ?Already returned it to the teacher.

This was another embarrassment for the old professor. He never thought that the student he saw very much would not be doing his job properly.

Yes, in his opinion, it is not doing business properly.

When Zeng Xiaoxian asked about the history of Columbus's discovery of the New World, the old professor was completely blown away, and he didn't give Zeng Xiaoxian a chance to explain.

A paper hit Zeng Xiaoxian in the face: "Look at what you wrote before, and then look at what you are asking now, copy it for me a hundred times, and you will not be allowed to eat until you finish copying."

"..."

Originally, Zeng Xiaoxian could pick his son and leave, but this is not good after all, but the old professor is rather rigid, so he didn't listen to his explanation.

So, he copied it dumbfoundingly.

That is a paper of nearly [-] words!Originally, their school required [-] to [-] characters, but he pretended to be aggressive and wrote the most. He copied it a hundred times, when will he have to copy it? !

Of course, Zeng Xiaoxian definitely didn't copy much. If he copied it a hundred times, he wouldn't be able to appear here. One day is definitely not enough.

He explained while writing, and finally after copying the thesis, the explanation was successful, and the old professor stopped punishing him.

However, it was obvious that Zeng Xiaoxian was doomed to be disappointed, as he didn't get a single clue about this matter.

As the saying goes, good fortune never comes without double, and misfortune never comes singly. Zeng Xiaoxian, who has been unlucky all day, seems to have not given up his "preference" for him.

Just when he was about to go out, a big dog pounced on him, Zeng Xiaoxian turned and ran away in fright, and jumped out of the window in a panic.

Although this is the first floor, the first floor of the school teaching building is already high. Jumping from the window is almost the same as jumping from the second floor. Fortunately, there are many trees planted below. was rescued.