Bitch living in an apartment

"Hey, if you don't have that diamond, don't do that porcelain job. You can be forgiven for saying that you can't hold a gun well, but you can't even hold a water pipe firmly, so you can't blame others.  … "Bai Zhi sighed, jumped off the railing, and stood on the rooftop: "I'd better be my grand thief with peace of mind~ Well, he should have thrown that diamond in, right? The diamond ring can be given away in a few days Yes, haha~”

Bai Xiaozhi laughed on the rooftop, and when Mr. Yi got into a fight with that gem shop, who cares about this little man!This feeling is simply not too beautiful.

What are you talking about doing such a big battle?In this era, making a fortune in silence is the kingly way. It's the same as the Terminator war, but you don't have the ability to be a Terminator. Who is to blame if you die?

How good it is to be like this, what do you want to do, don't you feel happy to see you guys fighting like hell, and I will watch from behind?

"Honey, look at that guy's smile is so wretched!"

"He doesn't have a special hobby?"

"It's hard to say, who would giggle at such a high place at night!"

Just as Bai Xiaozhi was about to leave, she heard someone whispering. She glanced at the bell tower, and found a young couple who didn't know what to do there.

Bai Xiaozhi understood in seconds, and cupped her hands: "Both of you, act as if I don't exist, anyway, I can't see your faces clearly."

"What is he talking about?" Tang Xiaoyou asked inexplicably.

"Oh~ I see." Guan Gu Miracle suddenly realized: "He thought we were doing what men and women should do."

"Hiss~" Tang Xiaoyou took a breath, 0.6 was ashamed and indignant: "You do that kind of thing!"

Bai Xiaozhi spread her hands: "How can I do it alone? It doesn't matter, I'm also a young man, I understand..."

"What do you know?"

"Really, it's too dark here, I can't see what you look like at all, if you don't mind, can I have a look?"

Guan Gu replied cutely: "Okay~ Do you like this too? How about you come up and see it more clearly."

"I'll go, brother, do you still have such a habit?" Bai Xiaozhi was taken aback: "Although I'm a little embarrassed, but since Xiongtai invited me, then I will be disrespectful.

By the way, listening to Xiongtai's accent, it seems that he is not a local. I don't know who he is?It's so open, it's the first time I've seen it! "

"..." Tang Xiaoyou twitched the corners of his mouth, this man. . .Brainless, right? .

Chapter 518

Bai Xiaozhi walked in front of them through the stairs, and saw Guan Gu Miracle and Tang Xiaoyou standing there, with a drawing board erected next to it, with paint next to it, Guan Gu Miracle's body was still red, and liquid was still flowing out .

"Oh, brother, is he painting? I thought it was...hahaha..."

"What do you think it is?" Guan Gu miraculously asked cutely.

Tang Xiaoyou patted his arm: "Guan Guan, didn't you just say that men and women should do things? Forget it now?"

"Yeah! I said dating! Aren't we just dating?"

"..."

"Hahaha~" Bai Xiaozhi laughed twice: "Brother, you seem to be bleeding? Is it okay?"

"It's okay, you'll get used to it as you go."

"Bleeding is something you can't get used to." Bai Xiaozhi said seriously, "It just so happens that I have a way to stop the bleeding. Baiyue Bailing, do you want to try it?"

"Nani? Really?"

"Really." Bai Xiaozhi nodded: "By the way, do you have a lighter?"

"What do you want a lighter for?"

Bai Xiaozhi suddenly took out a knife from behind: "You have a gunshot wound, of course you have to pick out the bullet first! To pick out the bullet, of course it is to disinfect 09."

"But I don't smoke, and I don't bring a lighter!" Guan Gu Miracle said with some embarrassment.

"That's troublesome." Bai Xiaozhi said with some difficulty, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I have another way."

"What way?" Tang Xiaoyou asked anxiously.

"Can you fart?" Bai Xiaozhi shook her eyebrows.

Guan Gu Miracle always had a bad feeling, but he still asked honestly: "Yes!"

"That's easy." Bai Zhi put away the knife, and took out a white thing from the back, which turned out to be a thirty centimeter long carrot.

Tang Xiaoyou opened her mouth wide, and glanced at Bai Xiaozhi's back. It's so plain, even if someone says that he only has bones in him, no one will believe it!

"How can you take out everything?"

"Eh~" Bai Xiaozhi scratched her head: "I'm sorry, habits, professional habits, don't underestimate this radish, you can eat it raw to save your life if you are trapped somewhere at a critical time, and you won't starve to death.

I think my mother and my father accidentally left me at home when they went on a trip. Before I could walk, I ate the carrot that was placed in the cradle. My parents came back after I lived for seven days. "

"..."

"But, I'm not hungry now!" Guan Gu asked suspiciously.

"I know." Bai Xiaozhi said helplessly: "You have to listen to me, it is easy to fart if you eat too much radish, so, if you mess with radish, then when you want to fart, hold back, when you can't help it After holding the one to be released, block the air outlet of the whole body, so that the fart can't find the air outlet, and it will come out of your wound.

But your wound is blocked by a bullet, but the plug is not tight enough. This kind of thrust can completely eject the bullet, and the bullet can be taken out without disinfection.

After that, as long as the bleeding is stopped as soon as possible, it will be cured soon. "

"Can this work?"

"It's still possible in theory." Bai Xiaozhi nodded.

"Theoretically? That's something that hasn't been practiced?" Tang Xiaoyou looked at Bai Xiaozhi with some fear.

Seeing the worry in her eyes, Bai Xiaozhi couldn't help but waved her hands: "Ann! Last time I met a person who couldn't move. The experiment of static electricity fraud was very successful. In the end, he ran to the hospital for help. Surely you can too."

"Oh~ let's try it~" Guan Gu felt miraculously, at least in this way he still had a little hope of surviving.

Bai Xiaozhi handed the radish to Guan Gu Miracle, and then handed Tang Xiaoyou a gas mask: "I forgot to mention, the only side effect of this method is that your whole body will stink in the next three days, but it's okay, the smell will disperse." It will be fine after that.”

"Then should we stay farther away? Will he blow us out all at once?" Tang Xiaoyou asked worriedly.

"That makes sense, let's go a little further." Bai Xiaozhi nodded silently.

Miracle Guan Gu looked at this 30-centimeter-long carrot as thick as his own arm with difficulty, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, took a bite and screamed.

"Well, it tastes good."

Three times, five divisions, two, Guan Gu miraculously gnawed all the radishes, suddenly felt a puff of gas coming out of his body, he quickly held back, then closed his mouth and pinched his nose.

His face turned red and his stomach swelled. Bai Xiaozhi and Tang Xiaoyou even wondered if he would explode just like that.

"I can't help it." Miracle Guan Gu finally couldn't help it anymore, a white gas gushed out from his wound, and the bullet bounced out instantly, embedded in the opposite wall.

At this moment, there was a tragic wailing in the air, Bai Xiaozhi and Tang Xiaoyou couldn't help but look up and a figure fell down, just in time for the moment when Guan Gu's miracle spewed out.

God Luo Tianzheng. . .

Uh, no, Zeng Xian'er, who was about to hit the ground with the invincible butt fist, was thrown into the sky by another fart, and disappeared into the sky like a shooting star.

Bai Xiaozhi covered her eyes with her hands: "Oh my god~ Is this guy Xiaoqiang? Isn't he dead like this?"

"Who is he?" Tang Xiaoyou asked weakly.

"Don't worry about him, that kind of pig-like teammate, it's better to stay away from him, otherwise this guy is like a little strong, he can't die by himself, and others don't live as long as him." The moment Bai Xiaozhi took off the gas mask, a There was a foul stench.

　540 almost didn't leave, Bai Xiaozhi hurriedly put the gas mask on her face.

"Help! If the bleeding doesn't stop, I'm going to die."

Bai Xiaozhi and Tang Xiaoyou looked over and found that the blood on Guan Gu Miracle's body was gushing out like a fountain, and they were shocked.

"I'll stop the bleeding right away." Bai Xiaozhi frantically took one out of her pocket. . .Band-aids were put on Guan Gu Miracle.

"..." Tang Xiaoyou and Guan Gu looked at Bai Xiaozhi wiping her hands in horror, as if it was over.

"Is that the end?"

"It's over." Bai Xiaozhi nodded, and then looked at the wound that was still like a fountain in horror: "I'll go, that's how I dealt with my injury last time, it stopped immediately, why can't you stop?"

"Where is your injury?"

"It's on your hand! Look, it's still there!" Bai Xiaozhi, as if to prove herself, took off the bandage on her hand, and lay there quietly with a wound less than half a centimeter above.

"Then what should we do now?" Guan Gu miraculously said in horror: "Your method is useless!"

"It doesn't matter. I went to Mr. Yi's headquarters to deliver things today. I was afraid that they would be sieved, so I brought a few more and posted a few more. It will definitely stop." Bai Xiaozhi took out a big stack .

"...".

Chapter 519

"Huh~ finally stopped." Bai Xiaozhi wiped the cold sweat on her head, but she didn't bleed anymore: "I'll just say it! My theory is not wrong at all, look! Isn't it stopped? Only But the way to stop the bleeding is not perfect."

"Why do I feel... like the blood has flowed out, and it stops when there is no blood flow?" Guan Gu Miracle said weakly.

With Tang Xiaoyou's help, he stood up, and the bandages on his body were tied into a bandage, with an oversized bandage in the middle sticking on it, well, it really doesn't seem to be bleeding now. . .

"It's okay, Guan Gu, your life is saved and the blood is no longer shed. This is a good thing! We'll eat pig blood later, it can make up for it."

"How to eat! I don't even have the strength to bite now."

"Eh..." Tang Xiaoyou thought about it like this: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you drink pig's blood like that, it's all for blood anyway, it doesn't matter how you drink it."

"Then why don't we just go eat hot pot?" Bai Xiaozhi said weakly, and then became excited: "Just in time, I haven't had time to celebrate after I rescued Xiaomo!"

"Good idea, shut up, let's go! I want to be perverted."

"Are you crazy? You make me eat crazy spicy food?" Guan Gu looked at Tang Xiaoyou in surprise.

Tang Xiaoyou's mouth was flattened, and she looked like she was about to cry: "Didn't you say that you will not be selfish in the future?"

"Oh oh oh~" Miracle Guan Gu was about to cry: "Eat, eat, let's eat now, as spicy as you want..."

"Darling, you are so kind."

"Yeah~" The two blew a kiss to each other, and Bai Xiaozhi shuddered: "Then hurry up! It's time to close the door when it's late."

. . . . . .

"Don't grab it, Zhang Wei, aren't you in a bad mood? How can you eat without ambiguity at all?" Zeng Xiaoxian snatched a piece of mutton from Zhang Wei's chopsticks, and said vaguely.

Seeing that Bai Zhi had stopped, Yifei couldn't help saying: "Keep talking! It's good, hurry up, kill Mr. Yi so we can sleep` ˇ!"

"You pull it down! I'll talk about it for a while, and you will eat up this thing. Whoever wants to say it will say it, Yifei, don't you want to be resurrected? It's your turn."

"I'm not that stupid, Zeng Xiaoxian, don't you want to be the protagonist? It's your turn."

"You're not that stupid, I'm that stupid?" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted dissatisfied: "Guan Gu Youyou, come here."

"Woooo~" Guan Gu and Youyou shook their heads, pointed at Zhang Wei and said, "Didn't Zhang Wei not say this? It's his turn."

Zhang Wei lowered his head and put the things into his bowl, he didn't even bother to talk.

"Wait a minute, I think of something." Yu Mo suddenly stiffened his hands and put down the bowl.

"What's the matter?" Bai Zhi asked curiously.

"Our hot pot ingredients seem to have been stored for a long time, right?"

"As long as you can eat it, how long do you care about it?" Zhang Wei said vaguely, but his hands were not vague at all.

"No, I mean, last time I remembered that whoever eats these things will have to pay for them."

"..." Everyone's hands froze.

Zhang Wei was stunned, he looked at the food in his bowl which was already full, while the others were more polite and ate all the food in the bowl.

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Who ate it? Did you see anything in my bowl? There must be evidence in everything."

"That's right, speaking of evidence, there's nothing in my bowl." Zeng Xiaoxian also threw the chopsticks away, and poured the soup from the bowl onto an empty plate by the way.

"Gulu~" Guan Gu and Youyou swallowed what was in their mouths: "Don't look at us, we don't even have bowls."

Yifei was even more straightforward: "Then I'm even less likely to eat it. I have never had the habit of eating late at night."

All the heat looked at Zhang Wei and the contents in his bowl. Zhang Wei was startled. He looked at everyone, then at the food, and swallowed.

'Bang Dang Bang Dang~' He took all the contents of the bowl into his mouth, grinning his teeth when it was so hot, and swallowed it quickly without chewing a few times.

'Hiss, hiss~' Twice, looking at everyone with a smile: "Well, do you want to listen to the story? Let me tell you."

Yoyo pointed to Zhang Wei's bowl: "Zhang...Zhang Wei, don't you feel hot?"