Bitch living in an apartment

"What's hot?"

"It was fished out of the pot, and you just ate it?" Guan Gu looked at him in surprise, this guy is so ruthless!

"Who ate it? Don't spout blood. I didn't eat anything. Have you seen what's in my bowl?"

A few people stretched their necks, okay!Zhang Wei was even more thorough. He even drank the hot pot soup he brought into the bowl.

"You can do it. With your trick today, we won't let you pay." Bai Zhi gave a thumbs up: "Come on, come on, Zhang Wei said he told a story, then let's eat these!"

Seemingly thinking of something else, Bai Zhi added by the way: "` ‖Oh, I am treating guests, you are welcome."

"Ka~" Zhang Wei's heart is about to break, if you didn't tell me about your treat earlier, I'll tell a fart story about your treat!

Seeing everyone moving their chopsticks, Zhang Wei flattened his mouth and could only choke out a sentence: "Brother, save some for me."

. . . . . .

Under the moonlight, Mr. Yi's headquarters was in chaos, and everyone was on guard, for fear that if any killer came in, their heads would fall off.

But they couldn't help but be thankful that the person who came in was an idiot, otherwise they wouldn't be able to see the sun tomorrow.

Outside the city, the bright moonlight shines on the overgrown grass. This is a wasteland outside the city. There are only a few scattered dead trees standing here alone.

However, they are not destined to be alone tonight.

Because, a black humanoid object was hanging upside down on it, still twitching from time to time.

"Save~life~ah~"

However, in this place (Li Mo's) there are no other humanoid creatures except some rats and wild cats and dogs, let alone someone to save his life.

Time went back to the time when Mr. Yi put Zeng Xian'er on it as a firework. At this time, Zhang Xiaowei took off the blindfold, revealing his healthy eyes.

Of course he watched the fireworks that could catch the whole city cold. It was not so much a warning, but to him, it became a provocation.

"Mr. Yi, since you want to die so much, then I will grant you." Zhang Xiaowei muttered to himself, and for a moment, a wretched laugh came from the room.

The cat outside the door, hearing this smirk, frightened the cats all over the body to explode, only to realize that it was not aimed at him, jumped to the roof next door, and looked at the mad dancer inside.

Of course, if they could talk, they would definitely curse: Where did this idiot come from, and I would be shocked. .

Chapter 520

The next day, Zhang Xiaowei asked Mr. Yi to go to the roof of the big world to negotiate secretly, saying that he needed to tell him some news.

In fact, Zhang Xiaowei is an undercover agent who has been lurking in Mr. Yi all year round. The purpose is to gain his trust and collect evidence that he is a traitor. . .

. . . . . .

"Wait a minute." Bai Zhi stopped suddenly: "This reason is too unreliable. Do you still need to collect the evidence of the traitor? He almost treated the intruders as his ancestors, and collected evidence?"

"That's right, Zhang Wei, the first sentence you said is full of loopholes. How could the audience be interested in reading it?"

"Listen to me, okay? I haven't finished yet!"

"Okay! Tell me!"

. . . . . .

The purpose of Zhang Xiaowei's doing this is to collect evidence that he is a traitor and to gain his trust. It is also easier to start. Today is the day of secret results after gaining his trust.

Why today?Because he couldn't wait any longer, he found that Mr. Yi had been stealing his trumpet for a long time, doing all kinds of bad things outside, and once made him be killed as a bad guy, so if he didn't end everything now, then he would really come back not going.

543 Perhaps because he trusted him, Mr. Yi came to the rooftop alone.

"Eat a hot pot all night, are you too cheating?" Suddenly, there was a complaining voice from the other side of the stairs.

"It's all the fault of the waiter, who said that the pork needs to be killed temporarily, but he actually used the eyebrow-trimming knife to kill the pig, and it was dawn when he cut it out."

"Also! But this pork is sliced ​​very thin, the taste is not good, and there is no chewiness. I can't go to this store next time. It's not interesting at all."

"Well, it's better to make it yourself next time, and you can eat whatever you want."

Several figures ran out from the stairs, and Mr. Yi looked at them speechlessly: "Hey, I am Mr. Yi anyway, can you respect me? You are all my enemies~"

"Ah? Really?" Bai Xiaozhi was stunned: "Whatever, you can just treat us as dead, anyway, no one can live if you play like this."

"Even if you want to play a dead person, you should be more professional! Lie down!" Mr. Yi said helplessly.

"I can't cheat a corpse?" Bai Xiaozhi said dissatisfied: "Negotiate however you like."

"Ah~~~" Mr. Yi shook his head, okay!Anyway, he can't beat this guy, he can do whatever he likes!

While Mr. Yi was speechless, a guy behind him pressed a gun against his waist, and he knew it was a gun based on his feeling.

Then he felt that his gun and handcuffs were taken away, and the handcuffs were handcuffed to his hands.

Zhang Xiaowei walked in front of him: "Mr. Yi, do you have anything to say at this moment?"

"Yes." Mr. Yi said calmly, "Can you let me go, I want to be a good person."

Zhang Xiaowei sneered: "This is the first time I've heard someone say such a thing, without any remorse, and still be so righteous."

"What do you want?"

"You think too much, you go tell others that you want to be a good person, see if they give you a chance?"

"You are killing me!"

"Stop talking nonsense." Zhang Xiaowei put the gun on his head: "Go online and tell everyone that Zhang Wei is not an asshole, but you are."

"Uh~ sorry to bother you." Bai Xiaozhi suddenly interjected: "Zhang Wei, oh no, Zhang Xiaowei, at least not everyone thinks you're an asshole. Yes, I've heard it myself."

"Then why didn't you stop it?" Zhang Xiaowei looked at Bai Xiaozhi.

"..." Bai Xiaozhi spread her hands: "None of my business, I like watching fire from the other side the most, and I'm just waiting for you to fight with him! Now my waiting finally paid off, you guys finally fought."

"..."

Zhang Xiaowei and Mr. Yi twitched their eyebrows and looked at Bai Xiaozhi. This guy, is he brain-dead?

Mr. Yi smiled wryly and continued to persuade Zhang Xiaowei: "Why bother! Relatives hate, enemies fast, we are originally in the same camp, he is a stranger."

"Who is in the same camp as you?" Zhang Xiaowei roared dissatisfied.

"My surname is Yi, you will die in a few days." After Zhang Xiaowei yelled, Hu Xiaofei rushed out from the side, with a golden circle on his head.

"Wow~ Xiaofei, why are you like this?" Tang Xiaoyou looked at her in surprise.

"Oh, it's okay, I just died." Hu Xiaofei explained, and then looked at Mr. Yi: "Today I will die with you."

"Ah~~~"

Just as Hu Xiaofei came out, there was another scream from the sky, and an object fell from the sky, making a big hole on the ground.

Hu Xiaofei kicked, Zeng Xianer wailed in pain, Hu Xiaofei recognized Zeng Xianer at a glance: "Hey, why did you become like this?"

Zeng Xianer struggled to get out of the pit: "It's nothing, I was burned twice, was blown up by fireworks once, was blown up by a fart once, and then was bitten by rats all night, and then crows caught in the air, until now It fell and fell once."

Mr. Yi listened to his miraculous experience in a daze: "What kind of monsters are my opponents? Those who are capable of killing me do not kill, and those who are not capable of killing me are like that. It's just that they are stupid. Like Xiaoqiang, no matter how hard you beat him, you won’t die.”

"Who are you calling stupid?" Hu Xiaofei said dissatisfied: "Now you are in our hands? Now you are going to the west. They have Xiaoqiang's life, but they don't know if you have."

"I don't." Mr. Yi said flatly: "But they don't either, I don't believe that even C4 can't kill them."

"Stop talking nonsense." Seeing that Mr. Yi was arrested and talking so much, Zhang Xiaowei wanted to tear his mouth open: "Just in time, everyone is watching before we die together. You explain to everyone that Zhang Wei is not a bastard. It's a bastard."

"Is there any point in saying this now?" Mr. Yi said with a wry smile, "I'm going to die anyway, it's the same whether I say it or not."

"No, before I die, I have to rectify my name. Say it quickly."

"Okay, okay!" Mr. Yi couldn't resist him: "Listen everyone, Zhang Wei is not an asshole, but Lu Ziqiao is. I borrowed his account to pick up girls, and those things have nothing to do with him."

"That's about the same." Zhang Xiaowei nodded and took down the gun.

"That...excuse me." Zeng Xianer raised her hand weakly: "Your problem is solved, but can you solve our problem?"

"What's your problem?" Hu Xiaofei said dissatisfied.

Zeng Xian'er looked at him: "Eldest sister, don't say that we will die together so easily, okay? As the saying goes, it is better to live than to die. You are already dead, so don't let everyone be buried with you, right?"

"Cut~~" Hu Xiaofei rolled her eyes and ignored him. .

Chapter 521

"..."

Seeing that she had no intention of compromising at all, Zeng Xian'er snatched the bomb from her hand and ran away on purpose.

Zhang Xiaowei's eyes lit up, and he pointed the gun at Hu Xiaofei: "Don't move, I don't want to die yet, let him dismantle it."

At this time, Hu Xiaofei became anxious, and started to play the emotional card: "Zeng Xianer, are you on my side? As long as the bomb explodes, we will win!"

"You thought you were playing cs?" Zeng Xianer said dissatisfiedly, "by the way, how does cs dismantle bombs?"

"Oh~ You just need to squat down next to him and press E." Guan Gu Miracle gave him a popular science.

"Oh~" Zeng Xianer happened to see that there was indeed an E on it, so she squatted down and pressed it.

then. . .The fourteen hours on the bomb turned into fourteen minutes, and Zeng Xianer opened her mouth: "Ah~~~~"

"Ah~~~"

Several people saw the same thing, screamed in horror, and squeezed towards the stairs~.

'Kuang Kuang~' A few people walked to the iron gate, but it was already locked in advance. When they were about to go back, Hu Xiaofei also ran in and got a lock on the iron gate above.

Seeing everyone's puzzled eyes, Hu Xiaofei said as a matter of course: "Well, that's right, I locked it, so that Mr. Yi can't escape."

As he said that, he threw the key out directly, making a crisp jingle sound.

"Ah~~~"

Everyone screamed even more painfully, Zhang Xiaowei stopped everyone, took a pistol, and walked to the front: "Get out of the way, I have a gun."

Zeng Xian'er and Mr. Yi finally saw a glimmer of hope and ran to the back, watching Zhang Xiaowei aim at the lock.

"Bang bang bang~" After three bullets went down, Zeng Xian'er and Mr. Yi became happy, so they could go out, but when they looked back, their smiles became stiff.

"Yeah? Missed?" Zhang Xiaowei looked at the intact lock in surprise.

"Your mother's kisses are all missed?" Mr. Yi yelled in horror.

"Can this kind of marksmanship hit me too?" Guan Gu miraculously covered his wound speechlessly.

Qin Xiaomo pulled Bai Xiaozhi's sleeve, and said anxiously: "Xiaozhi, think of a way! I don't want to die here yet."

"That's right~" Zeng Xian'er suddenly thought, and looked at Bai Xiaozhi: "Isn't it a grand thief? You are good at picking locks! Open it!"

"I'm a snitch." Bai Xiaozhi rolled her eyes: "Sliding doors and picking locks is not my specialty, okay? And I'm just a magician, not a pure thief. For such a job, go find those local thieves. "

"Where can I find local thieves?" Zeng Xian'er wanted to cry but had no tears.

The light bulb on Bai Xiaozhi's head lit up: "By the way, I have another way."

"What way?" All these people put their hopes on Bai Xiaozhi, and their expectant eyes almost melted him~~

"Hey~" Bai Xiaozhi reached behind her back and took out one. . .Lighter: "Wall penetration~~~"

"..." Zeng Xianer reflexively stepped back a few steps: "Don't, don't look at me, I won't be fooled by you again, whoever wants to go?"

Bai Xiaozhi looked at several people, and seeing Zeng Xian'er's appearance, several people shook their heads involuntarily: "No, don't become like this guy even if you kill him."

"Then what should I do?" Seeing that everyone refused to agree, Bai Xiaozhi said, "The wall penetration technique is no longer available."

"You don't have any reliable skills? How did you open other people's safes before?" Qin Xiaomo looked at Bai Xiaozhi.

"Of course I stole other people's keys. If you want fingerprints, just collect fingerprints. It's such an easy thing!" Bai Xiaozhi said confidently, "Wait a minute, I can also steal keys to open the lock now!"

Hu Xiaofei sneered twice: "Hehe, Nuo, the key is outside, why don't you steal one?"

"Ah~ It's completely hopeless now." Tang Xiaoyou covered her face helplessly.

Bai Xiaozhi suddenly laughed: "Who said there is no hope?"

Under the dissatisfied eyes of everyone, Bai Xiaozhi suddenly took out another stick from behind, um, it was the stick with which Zeng Xian'er was hit before.

This caused Zeng Xian'er to feel a little psychologically shadowed when he saw his stick: "You still want to beat me? I won't let you succeed."

"Don't be so excited." Bai Xiaozhi swayed the stick: "Okay, I'll show you a show, what is a miracle, come on, give me your seat."