Bitch living in an apartment

"Then how about we go find him now?"

"Well, I'm going to change clothes and find a car." Bai Xiaozhi nodded, "Oh, damn it, I was going to fly to the city in one go, but I fell in mid-air, and I have to go to the side of the road Stop the car."

"It's okay, isn't there a lot of cars parked on the side of the road?" Qin Xiaomo pointed to the classic cars on the side of the road.

Bai Xiaozhi nodded: "That makes sense, when we go back, we'll just let someone return it."

"Hey, but do you have the key?"

"Just kidding, I'm a grand thief~ You need a key even to drive a car, so I don't want to mess around."

"It makes sense, let's go~"

Qin Xiaomo picked the best-looking one, got in the car, and rode away.

In a hospital, in a certain intensive care unit, Zeng Xian'er was lying there, his whole body was like carbon, and exuded a smell of meat.

He looked at the ceiling with love in his life, and didn't even want to talk to Bai Xiaozhi and Qin Xiaomo when they came in.

Bai Xiaozhi acted as if she didn't understand his attitude, and sat down next to him: "Brother, it is said that Mr. Yi has a heavyweight meeting tonight, didn't you say that I would send you in? I think so." A good idea."

"Thank you~" Zeng Xian'er thanked him in a heartless way: "Brother, can you stop playing with me?"

"I didn't play with you! Didn't you say it yourself, did you want to sneak into Mr. Yi's headquarters?"

"It's fine to get in, but can you not use such a weird method, I'm afraid Mr. Yi is not dead, I will die first." Zeng Xian'er begged.

"Okay, okay, don't get excited." Bai Xiaozhi stopped him from vomiting blood: "Then let me tell you the plan first, how about implementing it after you agree?"

"Then tell me!"

"It's actually simple." Bai Xiaozhi took a mirror from the side: "As the saying goes, if you lose your fortune, you never know it's a blessing. Look at your current appearance."

"Ah~~~" Zeng Xian'er tried hard to look at the mirror, and immediately felt that her eyes were quite hot. Her whole body was swarthy, except for the white teeth and teeth, which looked like they had been coated with layers of carbon.

"My handsome face, handsome hairstyle, and melancholic muscles, you pay me, you pay me." Zeng Xian'er acted excitedly and shook Bai Xiaozhi's body.

Bai Xiaozhi quickly pushed him away, and then said righteously: "Calm down, you don't even have to die to kill a traitor, why do you care about this mere skin that needs to be scrapped?"

"You said it lightly, and it wasn't you who was disfigured. I'm so pitiful! My son, uh, no, my classmate died, and now I have to pay for it too."

Zeng Xian'er slammed on the hospital bed, as if don't pull me, I'm going to commit suicide.

Bai Xiaozhi rubbed her chin, but didn't stop him: "I don't think you really want to die, otherwise when I told you to run, you wouldn't run in the direction of the hospital."

"Eh?" Zeng Xianer finally calmed down.

"Oh~ listen to me~" Bai Xiaozhi said with a serious expression: "According to reliable sources, tonight's heavyweight meeting has a lot of food, including roasted pork belly, roasted gluten, roasted leg of lamb, roasted Beef slices, grilled..."

. . . . . .

'Ka~' Yifei and Yoyo hurriedly called a stop, Baizhi said helplessly: "What's wrong? We just happened to be talking about orgasm!"

"Bai Zhi, don't go into such detail about what to eat, can you? Anyway, it's all grilled skewers, so you can just say that they are going to barbecue. I'm so hungry!" Yoyo helplessly covered her stomach.

As if responding to her thoughts, her stomach growled 'gurgling~'.

"That's right, the people in the plot don't need to eat. What we want, I'm already hungry." Yifei said equally dissatisfied.

On this big night, you talked about so many mouth-watering foods, isn't this purely irritating?It's such a big night, even if you order takeout, no one will deliver it.

They can only eat something cold in the refrigerator, this gap is not usually big~.

Chapter 516

"Yu Mo, are you hungry?" Bai Zhi rubbed her stomach, she didn't feel it just now, but now that they talked about it, she started to feel hungry.

Or say 'hungry' is a disease!It's actually contagious, but if you don't want to be hungry, you need money to be full. By analogy, 'poor' is also a disease. . .

Cough, I went astray, Bai Zhi covered her stomach, but Yu Mo didn't respond much: "I'm fine~ I remember we still have a little raw meat in the refrigerator, as well as unfinished base ingredients for the hot pot last time, why don't we , shall we make something to eat?"

"good idea."

Yu Mo's idea was unanimously approved by everyone, and they spread out tacitly. Those who moved the pots moved the pots, those who moved the vegetables moved the vegetables, and those who carried the bowls took the bowls. They were all ready within 10 minutes.

Sitting comfortably while eating hot pot, while the water was boiling, Bai Zhi continued to speak out his plan. -. .

. . . . . .

"According to reliable news, they will have a barbecue in the yard of the headquarters for the heavyweight meeting tonight." Bai Xiaozhi said seriously the news she got.

"What does this have to do with me? Don't you want to sneak into the headquarters?"

"Of course it does." Bai Xiaozhi continued to put the mirror in front of Zeng Xian'er: "Look at your face, do you think Mr. Yi will recognize you now?"

Zeng Xian'er held back his heart that was about to explode and took a look, and a person who could only see the whites of his eyes in the dark came into his eyes.

"I'll go, my mother doesn't know me anymore!"

"That's right~ It's not too easy to sneak into the headquarters like this, especially after the successful assassination, and then the night can effectively avoid the pursuit, it is simply a must-have weapon for murder and arson! "

"It seems to make sense." Zeng Xian'er suddenly had a little liking for this color: "You mean, tomorrow I will blend in with the crowd and pretend to be a staff member who goes in to deliver the barbecue?"

"No, no, no~~" Bai Xiaozhi shook her finger, vetoing Zeng Xianer's statement: "Everything is a double-edged sword, you are so dark, although you can escape smoothly at night, but it is very difficult to get in. It is easy to be noticed, which is not conducive to your actions."

"Ah? Then what should I do? I have all the knives ready, you tell me this? I don't care, you promised me to help me sneak in, you have to be responsible to the end."

"I know." Bai Xiaozhi rolled her eyes: "So, tomorrow I will dress up as a delivery person and send you in."

"You mean, let me hide in the ingredients?" Zeng Xian'er suddenly realized, so that he can get away with it and won't attract too many people's attention.

"of course not."

"Can't you finish the matter in one sentence?" Zeng Xianer roared dissatisfied, is it really good to be so appetizing?

"You insisted on interrupting yourself." Bai Xiaozhi said aggrievedly: "Actually, it's almost the same. Although you can't mix it with ingredients, you can mix it with coal!"

"Ah?" Zeng Xian'er was suddenly unhappy.

"Think about it! They will definitely check if there is any poison in the ingredients. If you hide in it, you will definitely not be able to get in? But coal is different! Barbecue consumes a lot of coal, but the coal is all black. You If you hide it inside, you can see it at a glance, so people won't waste time checking it!"

"It makes sense!" Zeng Xianer thought it seemed to make sense!

The assassination method of poisoning must have been thought of by many people. The ingredients of Mr. Na Yi will definitely go through repeated inspections. It is as difficult as heaven for them to succeed.

But this kind of method in the hidden coal is unseen and unheard of, and it is impossible for Mr. Yi to think of it.

"That's a good idea, right?" Bai Xiaozhi patted Zeng Xian'er on the shoulder, expressing that she definitely didn't cheat him.

"It's pretty good, hehe~" Zeng Xian'er was still thinking about her heroic appearance after entering the headquarters.

"By the way, I want to ask you a favor."

"What's the matter, tell me." Zeng Xian'er is in a good mood now, Bai Xiaozhi asked him for help without even batting an eyebrow.

"How about you help me put this ring in Mr. Yi's headquarters?" Bai Xiaozhi suddenly took out a diamond from her pocket and handed it to Zeng Xian'er.

Zeng Xian'er took it over and took a look. Although the diamond was not as big as a pigeon's egg, it was still very valuable!

"I'll go, what do you mean?"

"It's boring! Last time I stole a few diamonds from the store next door. I picked one and wanted to give it to Xiaomo. If you go to Mr.'s headquarters, then their attention will be diverted there, so that my things will not be paid attention to."

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Bai Xiaozhi took out a bigger diamond from her bosom, it was really as big as a pigeon egg!

"I'll go, where are you cheating?" Zeng Xian'er opened his mouth wide: "Borrowing a knife to kill someone?"

"Otherwise? I can be successful in this world, but you haven't heard of me, it's because of my low-key style and ability to divert attention, otherwise I would have been beaten into a sieve gone."

"Okay! Isn't it just thrown at the headquarters~ You help me in, there is no problem at all." Zeng Xianer agreed.

 …

What's the big deal?Isn't it just a matter of little effort?Anyway, dog eats dog, he couldn't wait for it!

In this way, Zeng Xian'er came to the headquarters again with Hu Xiaofei's last wish, but last time he was beaten in, but now he is mixed in.

That night, Bai Xiaozhi was wearing a white chef's uniform, and his face changed into a wretched man with sharp teeth. He pushed a cart full of charcoal and went inside. He went through many inspections.

To Zeng Xiaoxian's relief, they really inspected the ingredients one by one, but they only showed distaste for the coal, and they just fiddled with it perfunctorily before letting it go.

Pushing things into the yard, Mr. Yat has started a fire.

There were some skewers grilled on it, which made Zeng Xian'er swallowed before he had time to eat, but he sucked the coal into his mouth, couldn't help showing bitterness, and spit out the cinders.

"What's the matter? I didn't want so much coal?" Mr. Yi's low voice reached Zeng Xian'er's ears, and he was so scared that he didn't dare to breathe.

"This... This is for free, buy one get one free, buy a catty of pork and get a car of coal."

"You still want to lie to me, arrest me." Mr. Yi was furious and ordered.

Zeng Xian'er's heart was in his throat, he could clearly hear the sound of soldiers approaching, the sound of heavy shoe soles and the sound of the bolt being pulled were particularly crisp.

Bai Xiaozhi pretended to be terrified and raised her hands, then seemed to think of something. . .six.

Chapter 517

"Say, who are you?"

"I'm your father, I'll kill you scum." A puff of smoke suddenly appeared on the spot, choking the people around and coughing non-stop.

A few minutes later, outside the headquarters wall, a man covered in white powder appeared. The man coughed and spat out the contents of his mouth.

"I've used too much lime, I'll go." Bai Xiaozhi cursed fiercely, and suddenly heard the sound of killing inside, Bai Xiaozhi muttered to herself: "Isn't he just an assassin? As for that?" ? Why is it still the same as charging into battle?"

Bai Xiaozhi shivered, patted her buttocks and walked outside.

On the other hand, after Zeng Xian'er was sent in, because he was hidden in the coal, he was the only one that didn't stick lime.

After Bai Xiaozhi left, he ran out quickly, picked up the water pipe next to him, smiled ferociously, and faced everyone.

"I let you play and burn you to death, hahaha~~"

. . . . . .

"Hmph ha ha ha ha ~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed wildly: "Ha ha ha, let me just say~ I am the protagonist, the person who killed Mr. Yi must be me."

Yifei looked at Bai Zhi with a murderous look on her face: "What kind of eyes do you have? Just such a pig teammate, who seems to be able to kill Mr. Yi? This world must be crazy."

"That's right, even the Terminator didn't kill him, how could Mr. Zeng succeed?" Yoyo was even more dissatisfied: "Baizhi, don't think that with your help, he can surpass Stallone!"

"You guys are just jealous." Zeng Xiaoxian is supporting Bai Zhi, he is worthy of being a good brother, and he just wants to do this: "Continue, after killing Mr. Yi, I must be surrounded. Let's see how I can take the enemy's leader from the army. Level, and then get out of the body, hehehehahaha~~"

"But..." Bai Zhi replied weakly: "Did I say that Mr. Yi is dead?"

"Gah~~" Zeng Xiaoxian's laughter stopped abruptly.

The eyes of Yifei Youyou and the others lit up, Yifei seemed to have thought of something, and said flatteringly: "Well...how about you think about my resurrection? I can save you out~~"

"I really don't have many scenes!" Yu Mo sighed: "But you have made it up to me, you can do it!"

"That's..." Bai Zhi replied narcissistically: "But~ I think that an opponent who is like a god can't win a teammate who is like a pig, so I think the next plot should be like this."

. . . . . .

Zeng Xian'er turned on the switch of the water pipe with a smirk. He could obviously feel the vibration of the water pipe. This was the feeling of the water being drawn and about to touch it.

"Zi~~" A urine-like 'water column' sprayed out and landed on the ground one meter away.

"Hey? Why is it gone? Big brother, big brother, you can't let go at this critical moment!" Zeng Xian'er looked at the water smaller than peeing in horror.

Suddenly there was a push from under her feet, and Zeng Xianer realized that she had stepped on it: "Huh~ It's so dangerous, it turned out that I stepped on a pot."

Zeng Xian'er took his foot away and grinned again. The soldier and Mr. Yi covered his face in horror, but the imaginary water jet didn't hit his face.

"Hey, big brother, big brother, don't run! Don't run..." It turned out that Zeng Xian'er slipped his hand and missed the head of the water pipe. After breaking free from the water pipe, he was like a wild horse running free , kept rolling around, Zeng Xianer couldn't catch it no matter what.

Mr. Yi felt that a hundred grass mud horses were galloping past his head, they would be so frightened by such an idiot.

Angry and angry, he immediately ordered: "Shoot me, don't save bullets, I don't want to live, shoot..."

"Hey? No~ I surrender, I surrender..." Zeng Xianer knelt down immediately after hearing this: "I surrender..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the water pipe hit the back of his head like a whip, and finally turned a dead fish's eye. He only had time to say the last word: "Jiang..." and fell down.

Mr. Yi and his soldiers seemed to have a crow flying over their heads. The corners of Mr. Yi's mouth kept twitching, and he shouted: "Help him to the fireworks, I will send him to the sky, Today, I will show the whole city a big firework, and let them see the fate of offending me, hahaha~~"

In the distance, inside the tallest bell tower, Bai Xiaozhi looked at this side with a telescope. After seeing Zeng Xian'er being caught, she couldn't help shaking her head.