Bitch living in an apartment

"Patta~" Zeng Xiaoxian dropped the remote control on the sofa, staring at Bai Zhi in a daze: "Is this the magic you said?"

"Aiya~ Funds are limited. Magic, especially large-scale magic, is very expensive. It requires a lot of manpower and material resources, and it may not be successful. It would be nice to give me a lighter." Bai Zhi waved her hand casually: "But fortunately, the crew It’s more humane, given such a good stand-in, otherwise it’s my turn to hit the wall.”

"I'm the protagonist, okay? When did I become a stand-in?" Zeng Xiaoxian refuted Bai Zhi with a mournful face, why was he the one who was so wretched every time: "Besides, how can I be so wretched?"

"Hey~ I may have made up a little bit of other things, but I didn't make up your wretchedness at all, and it has been reduced a lot. Otherwise, you wouldn't even be qualified to be a stand-in, and you would definitely only be a soaring mouse." .”

"Hmm~~" The few people nodded in agreement with these words. When it comes to obscenity, this guy is definitely second to none. What is said here is not an exaggeration at all.

. . . . . .

On the other hand, after Bai Xiaozhi went out and confirmed that all the props were working normally, she waited patiently for the next day.

After sleeping in the prison and replenishing his strength, the next day came.

Looking at the time hanging on the wall, Qin Xiaomo counted every minute and every second. It was just after nine o'clock, and Qin Xiaomo pressed the remote control button that Bai Xiaozhi gave her.

"..." But nothing happened, Qin Xiaomo thought that there was no signal, and put it on top of his head, he didn't react at all: "That bastard Xiao Zhi is not lying to me, is it?"

There was still no response, Qin Xiaomo sat down on the sofa without love.

The moment she sat on it, a miracle happened.

'Kang lang~' There was a sound on the head, Qin Xiaomo glanced up, and there was a four-square-meter opening in the ceiling above, and just as she was curious, the chair below trembled.

Before she could react, there was another loud bang of 'Peng~', and the person and the chair were quickly lifted into the air.

Qin Xiaomo took a deep breath and coughed violently. Before she could scream, she was suddenly hugged by someone.

Qin Xiaomo had never felt that there was such a warm embrace in this world. She looked up and found that it was Bai Xiaozhi.

He smiled and said, "Xiao Mo, I surprised you."

Qin Xiaomo looked down and up, and found a white hang glider behind Bai Xiaozhi, holding her and paddling quickly into the distance.

She was so moved that she was on the verge of tears, and asked with a choked voice, "Didn't you say that there are still seven-color clouds?"

"Oh~ I almost forgot." Bai Xiaozhi pulled on a rope above her head, and a stream of colorful gas floated out and enveloped the two of them, really like colorful clouds.

"Wow~ so beautiful~"

"Beautiful?" Bai Xiaozhi said proudly.

The two are like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, overlooking every dark corner of the city from the air.

Qin Xiaomo suddenly said: "Honey, why do I think you are fat?"

"Oh, dear, I saw that you came out successfully, so I was excited and ate a little too much, so I gained a little weight."

At this time, the seven-color gas that enveloped the two of them disappeared, as if the fuel had run out.

Qin Xiaomo hasn't enjoyed the game yet, and he's a little unhappy: 513 "Why is there no cloud? I want it, I want it..."

At this moment, she saw a rope floating beside Bai Xiaozhi, remembering that it was Bai Xiaozhi who pulled the rope just now, so the clouds came out, she couldn't help stretching out her hand, and pulled it too.

"No~" Bai Xiaozhi wanted to continue to say something, but suddenly there was a looseness in his waist, and Qin Xiaomo was holding a rope in his hand. Before he could shout out, the hang glider on his back immediately retracted up.

"Ah~~~" The young couple who were originally flying together with you and me fell straight down.

Bai Xiaozhi wailed loudly in horror: "I didn't expect that I, the number one magician, would die in the hands of my own people. I am not reconciled~~~"

'bia chirp~~' The sound of heavy objects falling, and the screaming disappeared, as if nothing had happened in the quiet air.

People in the distance saw a very spectacular scene.

In the sky, a colorful meteor streaked across the sky and landed on the ground. Moreover, it didn't explode.

In the next day's newspaper, the news of the alien's visit was circulated in the streets and alleys. Almost all the high-ranking officials and bosses, as well as the common people, knew that a strange meteor appeared in this place. , a lot of people are rushing to investigate. .

Chapter 514

"It was a surprise."

"I can't imagine~"

"It's just indescribable."

"This is the worst ending I've ever heard."

Several people opened their mouths wide and shook their heads, even Yoyo couldn't help but look at Bai Zhi, this guy is a pure bastard, right?It was the first time she heard that someone was willing to receive a box lunch so early.

"You're good enough, but it's just for you to perform a magic trick, do you need to take me to die for love?" Yu Mo looked at Bai Zhi in a dilemma.

Isn't it just digging a hole and not burying it?As for it~ According to you, wouldn't the third uncle want to apologize with death?The hole dug has never been filled!

"I performed~" Bai Zhi spread out her hands and said aggrievedly: "Besides, who said that if you fall, you must die?"

"If you fall from such a height, you won't die? Do you want to talk about horror movies again?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly, his life and death are still uncertain up to now!Of course not happy.

"Of course I will have more subtle arrangements." Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly: "After listening, you will know what the gap between people is like."

"Then you said it! What did you stop for?" Yifei said helplessly.

"Okay, let's talk right away." Bai Zhi straightened her sleeves and continued.

. . . . . .

It was said last time that Bai Xiaozhi rescued Qin Xiaomo, but accidents happened frequently, and the two fell to the ground like a falling meteor.

Just when Qin Xiaomo thought that he was going to die, he was still thinking that if there was another life, he would never be cheap, and he would never pull any rope.

The last time I pulled a rope, it turned out that Bai Xiaozhi's prop snake was bitten. Now if I pull the rope, I will die.

"Ah~~~" Qin Xiaomo screamed, closing her eyes and not daring to open them, waiting for the moment when she fell into meat sauce.

"Hey~" Qin Xiaomo felt a shock, and it took a long time before he dared to open his eyes, but what he was facing was not his own corpse that had been smashed into meat paste, and he didn't have a soul out of his body or anything.

"Huh? Why am I alright? ˇ?"

"Of course you're fine, my business is serious." A horrific wail came from under Qin Xiaomo's body, and she jumped up in fright. Bai Xiaozhi clutched her waist and wailed continuously: "My waist Ah! It's about to break."

"Xiaozhi, Xiaozhi, are you okay~"

"Ah~~" Qin Xiaomo pressed his waist, and Bai Xiaozhi let out another cry like killing a pig.

"Xiao Zhi, are you alright?"

"Grandma, you stepped on my hand, your high heels!"

"Ah? Oh~" Qin Xiaomo was startled, and moved his high-heeled shoes away from Bai Xiaozhi's hand.

Bai Xiaozhi kept waving her palms and looked at her pitifully: "My hands are going to be pierced."

"How can it be? Isn't it good?" Qin Xiaomo said with a guilty conscience, and quickly changed the subject: "It's a miracle! It's okay for us to fall from such a height."

"I'm also a little surprised that I don't even have a broken bone. Although I wear inflatable clothes, they are of such good quality that I won't be hurt at all if I fall from such a height." Bai Xiaozhi exposed her back.

The clothes became striped, in stark contrast to his gentlemanly appearance.

"No wonder I think you are fat. It turns out that the clothes are inflated and cushioned~" Qin Xiaomo suddenly realized that it was not an illusion!

"However, it seems that when I hurried to the ground, I was cushioned." Bai Xiaozhi scratched her head: "Could it be that I felt wrong?"

"Save... life... ah..."

The two were ecstatic that they were still alive, but suddenly there was another faint cry for help on the ground, and the two vigilantly pushed aside the grass.

"Hiss~" Bai Xiaozhi and Qin Xiaomo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, a man who was completely dark and had no hair or eyebrows stared at his black and white eyes and called for help weakly.

"ambulance."

Bai Xiaozhi bit her finger: "Brother, you look familiar~ Have we met somewhere? I don't remember meeting Brother Feizhou before!"

"I... yes... Zeng... Xian... ah! Hurry up to the ambulance." Zeng Xianer said the last sentence with the last of her strength, panting heavily.

"Brother, what's wrong with you? Brother...you can't die!" Bai Xiaozhi went over and shook.

"I can't die for the time being. If you don't call an ambulance, I will really die." Zeng Xianer said helplessly.

"Oh, what's the big deal~ Isn't it just to hand in an ambulance~" Bai Xiaozhi took out a stick from behind, pressed it somewhere, and the stick lengthened a lot.

"I'm going, black technology?" Zeng Xian'er stared at Bai Xiaozhi's operation with wide eyes.

"Don't worry, it's not, it's just an ordinary retractable stick." Bai Xiaozhi explained silently.

"Oh~ that's it~" Zeng Xianer sighed, but raised her heart again: "` ‖Wait, what are you doing with this kind of thing?"

"Of course I will draw you."

"Ah???" Zeng Xian'er looked like she didn't understand: "No, I didn't hear clearly, what did you say?"

Bai Xiaozhi spread her hands: "Scientific studies have shown that some dead birds can still move because they were electrocuted while standing on the wires. Feeling, so, I have to simulate this method first, let you run to the hospital by yourself, so that it will take a lot of trouble."

"What? No, you're not an electric baton. How could you let me run back by myself?"

"You don't understand this, right? It's not just electricity on wires, people also have electricity, and there are more than one kind, such as bioelectricity, such as static electricity.

But we don't have much time today, and I can't figure out how the bioelectricity comes from. I can only try static electricity. It's simple. Wool and chemical fiber clothes are fine, so bear with it. "

Bai Xiaozhi raised her hand (Li Dezhao) and was about to smash it down.

"Wait, wait, I don't read much, and you've been tricked by me. Isn't static electricity just friction? Why do you need to smash it?"

"Oh~ I haven't rubbed enough! I have to smash these static electricity into your muscles to have an effect. You bear with it, and it will pass soon."

"No no no... hey... ah~~~Yu"

Seeing Bai Xiaozhi's stick hitting her body, Zeng Xian'er couldn't help screaming.

"Hey...hey..." Bai Xiaozhi yelled every time he hit it, hehehehaha, watching Qin Xiaomo almost fall asleep, until Zeng Xian'er didn't have the energy to shout in the end.

"Why didn't you respond?" Bai Xiaozhi wiped off her cold sweat. The other party was still lying motionless on the ground, and she didn't have the kind of "deceived corpse" behavior he mentioned at all, let alone ran to the hospital for treatment.

If it wasn't for his chest still rising and falling, Bai Xiaozhi would have thought he was dead! .

Chapter 515

"Brother, why don't you stab me to death with a stick?" Zeng Xian'er weakly suggested.

Bai Xiaozhi sat there and frowned, thinking: "Don't make noise, I must rescue you today, and I must use this method, otherwise it will seriously affect my career."

"But there is no one else here, and I won't tell others. Why don't you stab me to death?"

"No, I have my own professional ethics. I have never killed anyone. You don't want to break my rules." Bai Xiaozhi said impatiently, continuing to think.

Zeng Xianer was about to cry: "No, big brother, if you don't want to do anything, just throw me here, so you won't be counted as murder."

"I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me. Do you want me to fall into endless guilt? Don't make noise, I will definitely find out what's wrong." Bai Xiaozhi said impatiently, suddenly her eyes widened. Liang: "Wait a minute, I know what's wrong."

"What do you want?" Zeng Xian'er had a bad feeling.

"Don't worry, it will definitely succeed this time." After Bai Xiaozhi finished speaking, she looked around, then found a direction and ran over.

"Ah~~~" Zeng Xian'er sighed, knowing that she would not survive.

Not long after Bai Xiaozhi left, she came over with a tube 523 in her hand. Zeng Xian'er looked at this thing with a familiar smell.

Bai Xiaozhi opened the lid, and Zeng Xian'er smelled it, a strong smell of gasoline.

"Hey, what do you want to do? You don't want to burn me to death, do you? Don't~~"

"Don't worry, it's not." Bai Xiaozhi poured gasoline on Zeng Xian'er's body: "I just realized that there are many pores on the human body. After I smashed the static electricity in, it leaked out from the pores. Pour gasoline on your body to seal the pores so that static electricity cannot leak out.

Well, it's almost there now, watch mine. . .ah. . .beat. . . "

Bai Xiaozhi took out the stick again and hit Zeng Xianer on the body.

"Boom~" It was like dry firewood meeting a raging fire, a flame appeared on Zeng Xianer's body, and Bai Xiaozhi subconsciously took a step back.

The small flame quickly developed into a big fire, spreading on Zeng Xianer's body.

"Ah~~" Zeng Xian'er yelled, jumped up and ran towards the hospital, drawing another beautiful landscape on the road.

"Xiaozhi, you succeeded. He really ran to the hospital by himself." Qin Xiaomo said happily, shaking Bai Xiaozhi's arm.

"I just said it's okay~ It's good to save another life." Bai Xiaozhi said happily.

"Should we go to the hospital and see him?"

"Of course~ We promised him that we would send him to the headquarters to assassinate Mr. Yi tonight."