Bitch living in an apartment

Chapter 53

Lu Ziqiao rode a unicycle through the crowd, receiving bursts of applause and screams.

Although I don't know when Lu Ziqiao went to practice, but when he put a balloon-stuffed puppy into Meijia's hands, he laughed happily.

Zeng Xiaoxian, Wan Yu and Bai Zhi saw it, no matter what, as long as people laughed, it meant that things had turned for the better.

They silently cheered for Lu Ziqiao in their hearts, and Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself: "Now, say it, just say the three words 'I'm sorry', and it will be solved."

Finally, in the anticipation of the three of them, Lu Ziqiao finally said: "Miss, this performance is specially prepared for you, a gentleman asked me to tell you that he is really sorry, I hope you can forgive him. "

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The smiles of the few people froze on their faces. They heard these words clearly. Bai Zhi's face darkened: "Isn't this person Zi Qiao? No wonder he's so professional. I thought he was hiding something!"

"It doesn't matter, as long as the goal is achieved, hehehe~" Wan Yu laughed dryly, although there was a little accident in the process, but the ending was good, Meijia smiled, and there is basically hope for a buffer in this relationship.

"Let me guess, is this person Lu Ziqiao?" The smile on Meijia's face disappeared instantly, and she asked a little impatiently.

"No, he said it was Baizhi."

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Bai Zhi took a breath and lay down. . .Damn, when did I feel so sorry for her?I do not know how?

Facing the strange eyes of Zeng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu, Bai Zhi said weakly: "If I say, it has nothing to do with me, would you believe me?"

"Trust." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded firmly: "You will always pick up girls just to deal with Meijia's acting like a baby. You really can't do this kind of thing."

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Mika over there also looked confused, did she guess wrong?But after thinking about it, I was relieved. It's no wonder that poor Lu Ziqiao would be willing to invite a clown to perform!

It's just, how can Bai Zhi feel sorry for herself?

Forget it, anyway, at most, this guy just broke something of his own, but he apologized like this, he is better than Lu Ziqiao, so forgive him!

"Okay! You tell him, I forgive him."

"Understood, I will tell you." The clown had heavy makeup on his face and couldn't see his expression clearly, but after getting the answer he wanted, he began to perform again.

When all the performances were over, the clown walked towards Bai Zhi.

"Mr. Bai, I have finished what you explained, and you heard what the lady said. Can I pay the bill?"

Seeing Meijia looking at her, Bai Zhi smiled sweetly at him, and couldn't help shivering: "Wait a minute, I have something to ask you, when did I find you?"

"Mr. Bai, you really know how to joke. Didn't you let us in at the door just now? You said that you were asked to pay after the performance. At that time, you also had clown makeup on your face. You only gave me a photo and your name.

By the way, also, you told me that if the young lady has a bad face when she mentions the name Lu Ziqiao, she will say your name. "

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Bai Zhi patted herself on the forehead, she had no love for Lu Ziqiao, she would run away with such a thing, and even pushed it on his head, then the apology would probably be difficult.

Depressedly, she took out the money and paid the bill, and Bai Zhi leaned weakly on the sofa.

"I was going to kill him, but I helped him with good intentions, but he escaped before the battle."

"Eh..." Wan Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other, not knowing what to say, from their eyes, this idea is indeed a good one, but it's because I can't do it myself!

"Well, I don't want to interrupt you, but Bai Zhi, it's better not to tell Mika the truth, otherwise we really won't have a chance."

"I'm not a mallet, of course I know this truth." Bai Zhi said helplessly: "Then let me apologize to her. Anyway, I couldn't find a pen today, so I borrowed the lipstick in her bag to record things. Then I accidentally threw it in the trash can, and I remember she used it to paint after I put it back."

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"You threw my lipstick into the trash can? Pick it up again?" Meijia suddenly felt a churn in her stomach, and rushed into the bathroom quickly. . .

"She just said to forgive me! You heard it." Bai Zhi weakly asked Zeng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu to prove it.

"Hehehe~" Wan Yu laughed awkwardly: "Then your method has failed?"

"Yes..." Bai Zhi nodded, and then said seriously: "Since Lu Ziqiao, the person involved, is not sincere, so I decided not to care about his crap in the future, whatever he likes... .”

"Ah? Just give up like this, isn't it too childish?"

"Then I can't help it." Bai Zhi spread her hands: "You have also seen that this method is very effective. He gave up on his own. You will never be able to wake up a person who pretends to be asleep."

Chapter 54

After Lu Ziqiao ran away, Bai Zhi had no intention of helping him, he had tried his best, but his best efforts were useless, it still required Lu Ziqiao's sincerity.

But Zeng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu didn't give up, they thought of another idea on the spot, summoned Lu Ziqiao back, and prepared to implement Plan B.

However, this time, Bai Zhi made up her mind not to help him, and also made it clear that she would never lend him money at this time.

In desperation, Zeng Xiaoxian could only give priority to ideas that didn't require much money, because he didn't want to lend money to Lu Ziqiao either. . .

"Zhanbo! I'll borrow your suite for a while, but the one on mine is broken." It was another sunny afternoon, after Bai Zhi bought the ingredients, she was going to borrow a kitchen knife so that she could cook at night: "Yo, one Fei is here too? What are you talking about?"

"Ready to cook?" Yifei knew what he was going to do when he heard that Bai Zhi borrowed a kitchen knife: "We are talking about the level difference between Zhanbo and Wanyu, tell me, is the level difference between Zhanbo and Wanyu?" Is it like the ashes of Tathagata and Taishang Laojun's alchemy stove?"

"This analogy is not very good!" Bai Zhi said casually: "As far as I know, in some settings, the real body of Taishang Laojun is a person who is so powerful that he is considered as coal It is also very easy for the ashes of the furnace to surpass the Tathagata."

"Why do you think so?" Lu Zhanbo asked Bai Zhi with a sad face.

"What do I think?" Bai Zhi spread her hands, and then put her arms around Lu Zhanbo's shoulders: "Zhanbo, don't be discouraged, grades don't matter, haven't you heard? Flowers are planted on cow dung, you think Thinking, in terms of appearance, flowers can get rid of cow dung by [-] streets, don't they just let flowers stick on them? What does this mean?"

"..." Yifei twitched the corners of his mouth: "You are so stupid...you are really good at using it."

"That's right!" Lu Zhanbo's confidence returned in an instant, and he held Bai Zhi's hand: "Why do you say? Why do flowers stick to someone who is [-] times lower than it?"

"It's very simple, as long as you do this."

"Which point?" Lu Zhanbo hurriedly stood up to give Bai Zhi a seat, and even patted his shoulder flatteringly.

"Heh~ When did you become a lover?" Yifei jokingly said, "How many times have you been in love yourself? What you said is clear and logical!"

"Hmph." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Just kidding, haven't you eaten pork, haven't you seen pigs running? Zhanbo, listen to me, as long as you make Wanyu depend on you to a certain extent, then she can't do without her." You, even if you are a pile of cow dung, you can let her follow you."

"Oh~~ Makes sense, but what should I do?"

"How do I know, I'm not a lover."

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Lu Zhanbo's face froze for a moment, Yifei almost couldn't laugh out loud, just now he swore how professional he was, but the next sentence threw the blame away.

This feeling is like eating half of a meal and suddenly telling you that your chopsticks are broken. . .

"Hahaha~ Then what you said just now was so wonderful? Dare you don't know how to do it?"

"Cut~~" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Of course this kind of thing varies from person to person. How do I know where Wan Yu's deathbed is?"

"But, where can I find Wan Yu's death spot?" Lu Zhanbo wept.

"Hey, Zhanbo, don't be discouraged, look slowly, you can always find it, by the way, dating is the best way to get to know each other, you can start from this aspect."

"But, I asked her out, and she turned me down."

"..." Yifei pushed Lu Zhanbo away who was quite excited: "Pull it down! Who would invite girls to watch science and education films? And explore the life of Saturn, you should live your life well first Let's talk!"

"Explore the life of Saturn?" Bai Zhi said silently, and sure enough, it was very interesting: "It's not impossible for you to watch science and education films, but I have a way, not only can you not change the film, but also make Wan Yu like science and education films .”

"What way?" Lu Zhanbo became excited again: "I knew it, I knew it, there is no unparalleled road, haha, have you seen it? There are always more ways than difficulties. Come on, what is the way."

Yifei rolled her eyes and didn't hit him. She really didn't think about how to make Wanyu like watching science and education movies, so she couldn't help listening curiously.

"Listen well." Bai Zhi adjusted her clothes: "She doesn't like to look at it because she doesn't understand the charm of space. In this way, as long as you take her to fly around in the universe, she will definitely be fascinated by the scenery. Not to mention watching science and education films, it’s fine to study Saturn with you.”

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"Where do I have such a great ability to take her flying around?" Lu Zhanbo was about to cry, he was happy for so long in vain.

Bai Zhi was stunned: "You don't have the ability to take her flying around? You can't even do such a small thing, so why are you talking about chasing Wanyu? Really."

'Pfft~' Yifei couldn't help laughing, and couldn't help but pat the table, Lu Zhanbo's eyelids twitched, afraid that Yifei would pat the table through.

Yifei laughed enough and stopped: "Hahaha, I can't do it, I laughed so hard, hahaha, I understand, Bai Zhi, what you mean is that Zhanbo chasing Wanyu is more difficult than climbing to the sky, right? Hahaha~~".

Chapter 55

After teasing Zhanbo, Bai Zhi left contentedly. In fact, speaking of it, he has the deepest understanding of the girls in the iPartment.

No way, who told him to analyze it from the perspective of God, and there is an official cheating device?

It's just that it's not that he doesn't give Lu Zhanbo some ideas, but that he really can't come up with any ideas.

Among the girls in the iPartment, Bai Zhi thinks that Wan Yu is the most difficult to chase. The other girls have very clear criteria for choosing a mate, but she doesn't.

For example, Yifei, it’s very simple, either smarter than her or stronger than her, although the requirements are very high, but the requirements are there, if you can achieve one of these two points, even if you can’t catch up with it 100%, at least you can get extra points Not a lot.

Meijia is simpler, just handsome, this is a late nympho, as long as it is not a bad one, anyone can appear as her partner.

Looking at several iPartment movies, almost every girl in the iPartment has fallen in love at first sight, but she alone has not.

Lin Wanyu is the daughter of a wealthy family, and there are many excellent suitors. What she pursues is freedom, and she doesn't want to be bound by love. She can only impress her with every bit of life, so that she won't feel that she is bound by anything.

This is destined to be a long process, and Lu Zhanbo can only wait patiently by himself. Bai Zhi really can't tell him too much.

Before I knew it, it was another weekend, downstairs in the bar. . .

"Zhanbo, why are you still struggling! It's been several days, haven't you been here for so many years?"

Lu Zhanbo was standing on the edge of the bar just like someone owed him 500 million. If Bai Zhi hadn't been quite quiet recently, he would have thought that he had offended him.

"I wasn't depressed at first, but I met a girl in the elevator today..." Lu Zhanbo said with a bitter face again: "He thought I was delivering food."

"Oh, it's raining overnight!" Bai Zhi suddenly realized, "My condolences..."

"What are you sorry for?" Lu Zhanbo's expression changed instantly: "Just now my sister told me that there was a girl who was watching me secretly."

"Secretly... looking at you?" Bai Zhi looked back, but didn't find any beauties!Lu Ziqiao has also trained him, so his current vision is quite high.

He ordered a glass of orange juice, but couldn't find it after searching around.

"where?"

"My sister said to check for me, next to her, didn't you see?"

"Oh~" Bai Zhi finally saw the big wave and red dress girl next to Yifei, why does she always feel like a scumbag?

"How is it? I didn't lie to you, did I?" Lu Zhanbo laughed wretchedly. He was not sure just now, but now he can be sure.

"It's true that you didn't lie to me." Bai Zhi took a sip of water: "To be precise, this is not a beauty."

"Ah?" Lu Zhanbo felt as if he had been poured a basin of cold water, and his heart felt cold.

"Ann~" Bai Zhi couldn't bear to hit him again: "You have to think in a good place, you have to know that before, even if you weren't a beautiful woman, you wouldn't fall in love with you, but now that someone likes you, it means that you still have certain characteristics. Attracting people, as long as you magnify this advantage, maybe it will be turned into your unique temperament."

"Really?" Lu Zhanbo regained his confidence: "Then I'm going to ask that girl what kind of temperament attracts her, so that I can use my strengths and avoid weaknesses."

"Then I wish you a smooth date." Bai Zhi shrugged, and then showed a sly look: "By the way, can I mess up your date?"

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"Don't get me wrong, I just want to make trouble, don't worry, I have no other purpose."

"I hope you have other goals." Lu Zhanbo couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother, I beg you, please be merciful! I don't want to be a bachelor for the rest of my life!"

"Tch, how stingy, Ziqiao welcomes me to make trouble! He said that as long as I help him pay for the meal, he will make me make trouble if I want."

"That's okay too?" Lu Zhanbo's eyes widened. Lu Ziqiao really does everything to pick up girls!But he thought of another question: "Wait a minute, why are you obsessed with making trouble?"

"I found that I have been too quiet in the past few days. I need to let you remember my existence, otherwise I will be forgotten in the corner in a short time, and then I will form a spider web."

"You think too much..." Lu Zhanbo complained helplessly. Among the two suites here, this guy is the most jumpy. No one who is forgotten will forget him.