Bitch living in an apartment

Moreover, Lu Zhanbo said that the food this guy cooks is really good. Rice is something you have to eat every day. When this guy goes on strike, he will be the first thing you think of.

When Lu Zhanbo and Bai Zhi were discussing the great philosophical issue of forgetting and not forgetting, an uninvited guest ran over.

"Baizhi, Zhanbo, hehehe~~"

The two glanced at him, and said tacitly: "No."

The smile on Lu Ziqiao's face froze instantly, and her heart sank to the bottom. .

Chapter 56

"Oh~ you have something wrong! Why are you talking about it? I don't know, but I thought we had some improper transaction!"

Bai Zhi broke away from Lu Ziqiao's pulling, and straightened her clothes in dissatisfaction. Although the clothes were not famous brands, they could still protect against wind and rain, so they couldn't just tear them apart.

"Please, brother, I beg you to make trouble! I really don't have money to eat, let alone invite others to eat." Lu Ziqiao almost knelt down for Bai Zhi.

"How cheap! It's the first time I've begged someone to mess with my date. Don't you want to use me as a shield?"

"How is it possible? Am I like that?"

"How is that impossible? Two days ago, you were the one who used me as a shield and cheated me of money for a clown performance."

The reason why Bai Zhi didn't ask him to settle the score was because the clown's performance was really good, and he didn't feel bad about paying for the performance, so the matter was over.

It just doesn't mean that Bai Zhi would want to be the one who was taken advantage of, and would even cover Lu Ziqiao's money for picking up girls.

"Last time... last time it was an accident." Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to look at Bai Zhi's eyes: "But...but this time you must help me, you know, I have been doing well recently, after the rent is paid, I can't even eat The money is gone, and Wanyu owes 500 yuan."

While talking, this guy started crying: "Woo~~ Actually, I don't want to do this either. You know, the rent is too expensive now. I must hurry up and find a girl to share the rent, right? I didn't expect that as a brother You, don't even help me with this, woo woo woo~"

In order to be realistic, Lu Ziqiao deliberately lay down on the table and covered her face, but Bai Zhi didn't move for a long time. When she looked up, she found that Bai Zhi was having a good chat with a girl next to her.

"Handsome guy, your friend is crying~ Are you really okay?"

"It's okay, he will have such a few days every month, just let him finish crying."

"Men also come to the aunt?"

"Of course not. He usually likes to wear women's clothing, so my aunt mistook his gender and stalked him when he wasn't paying attention. You see, a big man crying like this in public is already a very obvious problem."

"Wow~ So that's how it is." The girl glanced at him, just in time to see Lu Ziqiao raised her head: "Hey, let me see, it really looks like a girl crying very sad~"

"..."

When Lu Ziqiao heard these words, his eyes went dark, and he almost fainted. He went over and pulled Bai Zhi away, and smiled apologetically at the girl.

"Don't talk about it, what if your aunt infects me?" Bai Zhi pulled his arm away.

"You are the only great aunt." Lu Ziqiao already had the '#' key on her head, and she couldn't help but speak loudly: "Hey, then, let's make a deal?"

"Wow, you really want to do a PY deal with me?"

"Get lost." Lu Ziqiao spat out a word: "I mean, are you still single? How about I introduce beautiful women to you? How about you pay for the date tonight?"

Bai Zhi stroked her chin: "Zi Qiao."

"what happened?"

"What do you think of that girl just now?"

"It's not bad, at least you can score seven points, and you basically don't have much makeup." Lu Ziqiao took a closer look, but she didn't notice it just now, but now she looks really good, not to mention, after Bai Zhi passed his training, her vision has improved a lot few.

"Then why should I ask you to introduce them? Damn, who are you introducing? Don't think I don't know what's written in your profile. Do you want to conjure up all kinds of sports cars and villas for those brain-dead girls? "

Bai Zhi's saliva flew all over the place, and Lu Ziqiao's face was covered with saliva.

This guy is so shameless. On the love apartment dating website, he said that he has inherited a huge inheritance, is well-educated, and is an eighth-generation director. How many big-chested and brainless women are fooled by this damn?

Moreover, the most important thing is that this guy directly borrowed the beauties selected by Bai Zhi last time, and asked Zeng Xiaoxian to pick one for him.

Just kidding, last time it was carefully selected by Bai Zhi, which one will be the worst?

"..."

Lu Ziqiao really has the idea of ​​killing himself now, why Mao himself wants to teach this guy such a thing?Otherwise, isn't he dominating the world?

"Can't speak anymore? Let go if you can't speak, I still have things to do!"

"Don't!" Lu Ziqiao quickly grabbed his hand, Bai Zhi is a life-saving straw here, if you don't hurry up, you won't have a chance.

"Well! I'll give you an idea."

Bai Zhi wants to get rid of this brown sugar as soon as possible, so she decides to use her trump card.

"What's the idea?"

"Come with me." Bai Zhi walked forward.

"Where to go?"

"You'll know when you come."

Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to rely on Bai Zhi for his sexual fortune, so he could only follow up silently. Facts have proved that with Bai Zhi's help, some problems may really be solved, so he has a reason to follow up. .

Chapter 57

Room 3602, Lu Ziqiao's room, Bai Zhi operated a few times on the phone, and then glanced at Lu Ziqiao on the bed: "Don't say I didn't give you a chance! You can help me run errands and get something, as long as you help me within an hour Get it back, and I'll give you money to pick up girls, if you can't get it back, then you're going to die!"

"Running errands? Yes! You can do whatever you want, even helping you queue up to buy a train ticket, but..." Lu Ziqiao responded happily, and then asked with a sad face: "Then can you untie me! "

At this time, Lu Ziqiao was tied up like a zongzi, and now it was difficult to move his fingers, let alone run errands.

Bai Zhi ignored him, but said to herself: "I remember that your date is around eight o'clock, right? I'm exactly one hour, anyway, no matter what method you use, if you don't get it back within an hour, you should be ready to apologize!"

"No..." Just as Lu Ziqiao was about to speak, there was a sound of 'Crack~', and Bai Zhi pulled out a piece of tape, and then directly sealed his mouth: "Woooo~"

"I put the address and the things to take on the table. Come on, I'll wait for your good news."

"Woooooo~"

Ignoring Lu Ziqiao's struggle behind, Bai Zhi went out and closed the door, and went to the bar on her own!

"Eh? Zhanbo, why are you here?" Bai Zhi saw Lu Zhanbo sitting there looking like a dog when he entered the door, and he walked over curiously: "Could it be...hehehe~"

"No, really not." Lu Zhanbo quickly shook his head nervously.

"Could it be that you came here to invite me to dinner?"

"..." Lu Zhanbo couldn't laugh or cry, this guy was like this when he was dating Wan Yu before, and now he still comes: "Well, Bai Zhi, you'd better go! I asked a girl out for dinner today."

"Did you ask a girl out for dinner?" Bai Zhi suddenly realized, and remembered that today this guy seemed to say that a girl was peeking at him: "Zhanbo, I misread you."

"Ah? Why?" Lu Zhanbo was taken aback.

"Two days ago you swore that you wanted me to help you chase Wan Yu, but now you're here on a blind date, aren't you afraid that Wan Yu might misunderstand you?"

"That's right~" Lu Zhanbo gave a jolt, and then excitedly held Bai Zhi's hand: "Thank you, thank you Bai Zhi, otherwise I would have forgotten, ah~haha, hahaha~~"

"Wait a minute." Lu Zhanbo's face froze suddenly: "But I've even paid for it now, what a waste if I don't eat!"

"Then ask the waiter to pack it!"

"It makes sense." Lu Zhanbo nodded: "The waiter packs."

"This kid..." Bai Zhi watched Lu Zhanbo go away helplessly, this kid has a high IQ, why is he so unconfident here?

Before Bai Zhi took two steps, an arm was stretched out in front of him, and he glanced depressedly: "Whose hand is this? It's so ugly."

"You..." The girl who stopped him was slightly angry, but still smiled: "Don't you remember me? I remember you, we met here, since I first saw you , your elegant temperament deeply moved me, and now, I finally got my wish, and we finally meet again."

Bai Zhi was startled, he seemed to have seen this girl before, oh, I remembered, I met her at the bar this afternoon, but. . .

Nima is so pitiful!This woman is not a beauty, why would Mao himself remember her?

"Well, I didn't mean to impress you, it might have been an accident." Bai Zhi shuddered and replied with a dry smile.

"It doesn't matter, there are accidents everywhere in life, as long as it is a beautiful accident, it will be fine."

"Heh...hehehehehehe~" Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth, "Well, I'm allergic to accidents."

"It's okay, I can help you."

"I..."

Bai Zhi knows what it means not to eat oil and salt, does he think he is being too tactful?It doesn't make sense!I am not that kind of person!

"You mean... you can show me eating noodles with your eyes?"

"Ah?" The woman was taken aback, and said awkwardly, "I don't understand what you mean."

"Let me tell you! I've seen people blow up balloons with their eyes before. I thought, since eyes can blow up air, can you eat noodles with your eyes, will you?"

"..."

"Why don't you speak, if you can, just speak!"

"Well, I might not be able to do that." The woman took a deep breath, silently resisting the urge to turn around and leave: "Then why don't we talk about other things! How about aliens?"

"Aliens?" Bai Zhi shuddered, why does this have a sense of sight?

Suddenly thought of a possibility, and looked the woman up and down, he remembered that Yifei seemed to have hired an unspoken actress to exaggerate Zhanbo in order to restore Zhanbo's confidence.

Could it be this woman?

It's over, it seems that it is really this woman, no, I have to dump her quickly.

"Well, it suddenly occurred to me that I have something to do, so I'm going first."

"I'll go with you."

"I'm going to the men's room."

"Don't worry, I'll wait for you at the door."

"you..."

Now Bai Zhi knows why this woman is different from the one she hit up before, it's because she was entrusted with a heavy responsibility!The previous method would not be so easy to succeed! .

Chapter 58

"Then let's talk about aliens!"

"Yeah!"

The woman breathed a sigh of relief, she could sit down and chat, no matter what it was, just chatting, she didn't have so much free time to run around.

"What kind of alien do you like?"

"Eh..." The woman was taken aback, feeling a little helpless, how did she know there were any aliens?But this is not difficult for her: "Then what do you like?"

"I like it! It's the kind of face that looks like an octopus, and then eight tentacles, sticky, suddenly put on your face, like it's covered with mucus..."

"Gulu~" The woman shuddered, but she still held back her nausea and catered to her: "Hey...hehe, actually I like this too..."

"Really? I happen to have a model of this alien, let me show you..."

"No need?"

"Come on~"

"It's really not necessary."

"Let me tell you! You must like it after seeing it. Not only is the appearance very realistic, but the texture is almost exactly the same as the real thing." Bai Zhi pretended to rummage through the bag: "Look."

"Ah~~" A scream sounded, the woman stumbled, and said in fear: "Snake! Snake~~"

Bai Zhi glanced at it, scratched her head, and looked at the thing in her hand: "Sorry, I took it wrong."

"Crack~" Bai Zhi bit down on the head of the snake. The woman's eyes darkened and she passed out. The people nearby saw the movement and took a look. A long thing was swinging from Bai Zhi's mouth, and immediately turned around and ran away. up.

"Hey...hey?" Bai Zhi went over and pinched the woman, and the woman screamed again when she woke up.

"Well, don't be afraid, this is fake, I made the food myself, if you don't believe me, you can eat it yourself?"

"No, no, take it away..." The woman closed her eyes and asked Bai Zhi to take the things away, and then took out a stack of banknotes from her pocket: "I won't play anymore, I will return this to you, your sister didn't tell me about you I love these things!"