Bitch living in an apartment

Lightning Gorge hadn't been arrested yet, but an accident happened. According to the news, Lightning Gorge had an accident because of driving barefoot, and died on the spot. . . "

"..." Bai Zhi rubbed her eyes and took a closer look, then said in surprise, "Dead... Dead? I'll go..."

Suddenly he felt the atmosphere was weird, looked up, Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei were staring at him, he instantly understood: "Don't look at me, I didn't do this."

"Of course we know that you didn't do it..." Yifei thought it was impossible after thinking about it, and could only lament that Lightning Gorge was really unlucky, Bai Zhi just followed a joke, and she had an accident. . .

"What's next?"

"Let me see!" Bai Zhi nodded: "Combining the confession of the fraud gang and the police comrades, we learned that the reason why the scam gang tricked the police so coincidentally was because they were fooled by a man and a woman. This policeman comrade is an upstart who is easy to deceive and has an infinite obsession with acting.

The police comrade said that he also heard a couple talking about the Hongtongtong Performing Arts Company. They were probably talking about the same couple. I can vaguely remember that the girl called the boy Teacher Zeng.

Comrades from the police also praised the wit of the man and woman. It is indeed a very good way to let the scammers fall into the trap.

If you have any clues about this 'Teacher Zeng', you can submit it to XXXXX"

"Wow~ Teacher Zeng, you are going to be popular, you have been named and praised~"

"Hmph hahaha~~ Who am I, Brother Xian? This is what a public figure should do." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed triumphantly, as if he could do all of this by himself.

After Zeng Xiaoxian had laughed enough, he quietly grabbed the newspaper, wanting to read it again.

But as soon as he lowered his head, he saw Wan Yu stepping outside furtively: "Wan Yu, what are you doing?"

"I..." Wan Yu stopped: "Well, Teacher Zeng, I don't want to lie to you, but I actually went to participate in the activities of the Pickle Club."

"The Pickle Club? Isn't that my fan club?" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed again, but his face froze: "Wait a minute, my fan club, why don't you know?"

"Um... They didn't let me tell you on purpose." After finishing speaking, Wan Yu felt that she had slipped her tongue, stuck out her tongue and ran out.

"Haha, Mr. Zeng, the pickled vegetables fan group is going to become the Wanyu fan group."

"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately forgot his joy just now, chased after him, and shouted, "Lin Wanyu, you've been fired..."

"Hey, what a crime!" Bai Zhi clicked her tongue twice, but she had a look of gloating on her face.

Yifei was also in a good mood. Although her name was not mentioned in the report, she felt that the death of Lightning Gorge was no longer an advantage to her. A good death is not a pity for such a person.

While removing the gauze from Guan Gu's eyes, he said, "Your club seems to be quite interesting! Well, my aunt reluctantly joined."

Bai Zhi was startled, this is another person who joined after Zeng Xiaoxian, he was a little happy, but he still said seriously: "Yes! As long as you pass the interview."

"Then ask!"

"Hmm~" Bai Zhi thought about it: "What is your purpose for joining the club?"

"..." She had been watching the club interviews several times, knowing that she would definitely not be able to use a conventional answer, she rolled her eyes: "Because your club is so bad, it's so bad that it can't be worse, it's like a gathering place for mental patients, my The purpose is to save you mental patients and become a normal person."

"..." Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth, okay. . .Strong reason, though: "You're qualified..."

"That's okay too?" Lu Zhanbo was stunned, and answered hastily. It really was a 'crazy' club, and the standard answers to recruiting questions were all in the opposite direction. .

Chapter 51

The number of members of the Madman Club has increased again, reaching as many as three people. This is a new breakthrough, and it is another crucial step towards the growth of the team.

However, is it really that simple?

Of course not, at least Bai Zhi felt that it was a mistake to let her join. These days, the frequency of her meddling has at least tripled, and the whole love apartment is in dire straits.

After a few days, it is estimated that the 3-minute heat passed before Yifei lost interest and returned to normal.

But in the past few days, Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian are already trying to hit the wall, because she is nosy, and they are the ones who pay the bill, especially when their apartment is still in the sensitive period of Lu Ziqiao and Meijia.

After Yifei stopped, Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian finally breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that the crisis was over, Bai Zhi started dancing again.

This afternoon, Bai Zhi stood on the balcony enjoying this rare leisure time.

The good times didn't last long, he hadn't been leisurely for a long time, and there was a lot of noise outside. . .

"Bai Zhi Bai Zhi..." Lu Ziqiao pushed open the door of 3602 rudely, then searched again, and saw Bai Zhi on the balcony: "So you are here! I am looking for you!"

In an instant, Lu Ziqiao felt a murderous aura, which made him feel cold all over, and he tightened his clothes.

Bai Zhi looked at him indifferently: "Lu Ziqiao, do you know why I called you?"

"You... called me? Didn't I find you?"

"These are not important, do you know what you did wrong?"

"What did I do wrong?" Lu Ziqiao was even more confused. Has this guy lost his mind again?But soon his mind cleared up: "Oh, I see."

"Know it and don't apologize with death."

"Isn't it because you didn't give you [-] cents for dinner yesterday? Do you think you're not worth it?" Lu Ziqiao sighed helplessly, and took it out of his pocket.

"..." The surrounding air was suffocated instantly, Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly: "Money is something outside of the body, the old man never cares about it."

"What is that for?" Lu Ziqiao stopped taking out the money.

"..." Bai Zhi glanced at him and saw that he had put the money back again: "You should give me the fifty cents first, then we can talk about it!"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao watched Bai Zhi take it speechlessly, and even counted twice: "Can we talk now?"

"Cough~" Bai Zhi turned around and continued to speak seriously: "Where did you just say?"

"What did i do wrong?"

"Oh, yes." Bai Zhi continued: "The only thing you did wrong is...you took off your shoelaces again, and stepped on them, can you consider the feeling of obsessive-compulsive disorder? Hurry up Yes, tie it up and talk."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao couldn't laugh or cry as she tied her shoelaces, and then hurriedly stated her purpose: "Stop making trouble, help the world! Brother, if we get through this time, you will be my reborn parents, and I, Lu Ziqiao, will be here to help You throw your head and spill your blood, and you will do whatever you want!"

"Oh? So serious?" Bai Zhi became interested: "Let's hear it."

Lu Ziqiao's expression became serious: "Lend me a few hundred dollars."

"..." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "This is the emergency you said? You don't have a girlfriend anymore, what money do you need?"

"I just want to apologize to Meijia, so I need to borrow money to buy gifts!"

"No! Did I hear Wan Yu say to lend you five hundred? Isn't that enough?" Bai Zhi vaguely seemed to have heard Wan Yu say this: "Tell me, where did you spend the money?"

"This..." Seeing that she had been exposed, Lu Ziqiao simply broke the can and said, "I want to buy a lottery ticket to give her an even bigger surprise, but..."

"Okay, I get it." Bai Zhi put her hand on the railing helplessly: "If you don't borrow it, you'd better sell your kidney and go buy a lottery ticket!"

"Don't! Brother, I will definitely buy a gift this time, I swear."

'Boom~'

A thunderbolt came down from the sky on a sunny day, startling the two of them, Bai Zhi walked away from this guy without a trace, and he was relieved only when it was definitely a safe distance.

"Tell you to swear indiscriminately, you will be punished? You see, the sky won't let me lend it to you."

"Brother, you are the head of the 'Madman's Club'! Isn't it your code of conduct to help others? Now that my brother is in trouble, are you really desperate? Then your original intention for creating this club was not Is it broken?

I don't care, you can think of other ways if you don't borrow me, but you broke your own code of conduct for me, a scumbag, this is a big taboo for a leader! "

"It makes sense." Bai Zhi nodded seriously, what she said made sense, it really doesn't matter, anyway, he doesn't really want to be with Mei Jia now.

"So! You..."

"I've decided." Bai Zhi hit her palm with her fist, as if she had made up her mind, Lu Ziqiao showed a smug smile, and Bai Zhi glanced at him: "I've decided to help you reconcile with Meijia. Don’t borrow it, I will find a way to help you.”

'Ka~' Lu Ziqiao's smile froze, this is different from what I imagined! .

Chapter 52

"Do I really want to do this? I feel like an idiot!"

Lu Ziqiao looked at herself in the mirror wanting to cry without tears. She had a red, round nose, a ball-like dress, and a colorful face, just like a real clown.

"It's not like, I just turned into an idiot." Bai Zhi replied confidently: "Don't move, I've learned this for a long time, I'm not in charge of retouching your makeup if you mess it up, just go out with a painted face! "

"Huh? Why do you want to do this?"

Bai Zhi took two steps back and looked at it, and felt that it was almost done, so she nodded in satisfaction: "Then let me ask you! What is the best way to make a person laugh?"

"Splashing money." Lu Ziqiao answered seriously.

Bai Zhi nodded, and cast a glance at him: "Then do you have money to spend?"

"Uh, no..."

"Then it's over. You don't have money to spend, so you can only use special methods. Do you know the clown?"

"I know! You won't let me be a clown, will you? I won't."

"I didn't ask you to do that stuff. In the clown show, there is a show where you make yourself embarrassing to please the audience. Just like the clown, you make Meijia laugh, and then apologize, isn't it all right?"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao was quite opposed to such an approach in his heart, but his satellite had already been released, and his excuse at the beginning was to apologize to Meijia, and he made up a lot of words, so he couldn't do it if he wanted to.

This is really shooting yourself in the foot. I just want to borrow some money. Who did I provoke?

"Meijia should be at the bar now, go, hurry over, if she leaves later, my efforts will be in vain."

"But I don't know how to act." Lu Ziqiao wanted to make a final struggle.

"What you need is that you don't know how to perform. If you can perform, who will watch it? It's better to go to those professional ones. People nowadays don't like to watch well-behaved things. If you roll around like a dick, it will make people people laugh."

"..."

After struggling to no avail, Lu Ziqiao could only be dragged by Bai Zhi to the bar.

Outside the door of the bar, two heads came in, looked left and right, Bai Zhi's eyes lit up, she turned her head and said to Lu Ziqiao: "Hey, Meijia is at the bar, I'll go and have a look first, come in when you receive my signal, don't fall Chain, do you hear me?"

"I will try my best!"

Lu Ziqiao's face was red and green now, Bai Zhi couldn't see his expression clearly, so she walked to the sofa without paying attention.

"Hey, Bai Zhi." Zeng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu greeted him.

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, Wan Yu, how is Meijia doing now? Is she still angry?" Bai Zhi sat down.

"Not yet." Zeng Xiaoxian said depressedly: "Just now, Meijia paid enough rent for one person in one go, and it seems that there is a lot of trouble; but don't worry, as the host of my emotional show, I will deal with this kind of problem. Isn't it easy to grab? Hehehehaha~"

Although she didn't want to hurt him a bit, Bai Zhi still said honestly: "The latest news, Ziqiao bought a lottery ticket with the 500 yuan borrowed by Wan Yu, and lost a dime. Your plan will come to nothing."

"Gah~" Zeng Xiaoxian's laughter stopped abruptly: "Nani? How do you know?"

"He asked me to borrow money just now, but he became much more honest after being struck by lightning."

"..."

Seeing the shocked looks of the two, Bai Zhi was very satisfied: "Ann, let me just say it casually. In fact, I refused him to borrow money, and then decided to help him reconcile with Meijia."

"Oh? Really? What about others?"

"Waiting outside the bar! I'll let him in now." Bai Zhi sent a message.

Not long after, a clown came in outside the door, attracting the attention of everyone in the bar, Zeng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu's eyes were naturally there too.

"Hey? Didn't you say that Zi Qiao would come in? Why is there only one clown, Zi Qiao?"

"Isn't that what it is?" Bai Zhi pointed to the clown.

"Wow~" Wan Yu realized after seeing it: "This clown is Zi Qiao? Who came up with this idea? That's great, as long as you can make Mei Jia happy and apologize, Mei Jia will definitely forgive Zi Qiao Yes, it's much more innovative than giving gifts."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened, he thought of giving this gift, but being exposed so directly, although he knew Wan Yu didn't do it on purpose, but thinking about it, he felt depressed.

"Ha~ Of course I came up with it! Solving people's troubles, I'm a professional."

"But, can Ziqiao perform? What if I mess up later?" Zeng Xiaoxian objected.

"Isn't that better? Don't you think it's funny when other people look embarrassed?"

"Yes, yes, it doesn't matter even if you don't come to the show." Wan Yu also echoed. In fact, she thinks it is good to have such intentions, and the chance of success will be very high.

However, in the next performance, Bai Zhi almost spit out what she drank into her mouth.

It's not that the acting is bad, but. . .The performance was great, the acrobatic magic show, the unicycle shuttle in the arena, and the skillful piercing of a few balloons for the girls, it was like training for a long time. .