Bitch living in an apartment

"It's nothing, but you gave me gifts for no reason. Do you need my help? Everyone is a brother. Your business is my business. Just ask, as long as I can do it."

"Refreshing." Bai Zhi snapped her fingers: "It's actually very simple, can you pass on your experience, how to deal with Mijia's nasty coquettish way, I really can't stand it, every time she talks like that, I get goosebumps The key point is that she is still your girlfriend, so you can't take care of it?"

"Pfft~" Lu Ziqiao almost spit out, "Is it because of this?"

"Otherwise? You still expect me to pry into the corner of your wall?" Bai Zhi rolled his eyes, thinking that Lu Ziqiao should have some tricks to keep Meijia from giving gifts every time she celebrates her birthday.

"Okay, okay! I understand, let me tell you, the trick is to have an undisturbed mind and the decisiveness to refuse with righteous words."

Bai Zhi nodded, thinking it made sense: "But, do you have what you said?"

"Tsk, what I said is different from what you understand."

"What's the difference?"

"I mean, you have to remain calm enough to face any of her actions."

"Okay! Go ahead and tell me what should I do."

"Emmmm." Lu Ziqiao thought for a while: "This thing can be trained. In the next three days, I will train you with the devil. Until you meet my requirements, you can completely ignore Mika."

"Oh, three days? Okay, what are you going to do?"

"It's very simple, hehehe~"

Lu Ziqiao stared at Bai Zhi wretchedly, as if seeing the mobile wallet, which made Bai Zhi tighten his clothes involuntarily, and he always felt a chill on his back.

"Then tell me, what should I prepare?"

"First of all, do you have enough money with you?"

"What do you want to do?" Bai Zhi looked at this guy vigilantly. This guy is a master who doesn't see a rabbit or a hawk. When dealing with him, you have to be careful, otherwise you will find that you accidentally fell into his trap.

"Of course it's shopping. I have to finish all the preparations this morning, and then start training in the afternoon. But you are lucky. You met me. I really don't have to hand over my skills to others! But who told you Are you my good brother? Hehehe~~"

"My mother told me that no one who smiles like that is a good person." Bai Zhi said quietly, and Lu Ziqiao's smile froze: "Now I realize that she was wrong..."

"That's right! No one is a saint, and they will make mistakes sometimes."

"I understand now that a person who laughs like this is not even a human being, let alone a good person."

"...".

Chapter 37

After Guan Gu got well with Xiaoxue by accident, he went out on a date early this morning, and he didn't even draw comics, which made Meijia's assistant feel bored, so La Yifei and Wanyu went shopping.

This guy Lu Ziqiao also went out to roam, and Bai Zhi was left on the sofa with a computer and struggled hard.

After returning from the live broadcast in the middle of the night, Zeng Xiaoxian, who didn't wake up until the afternoon, yawned and came over to see if there was anyone alive, and immediately saw Bai Zhi: "Yo, Bai Zhi, are you recruiting again? Huh?"

Zeng Xiaoxian took a look, and found that Bai Zhi's screen was not a chat message, but a lot of beauties on the iPartment website.

"Wow, Bai Zhi, are you going on a blind date? There are so many beauties? Come, let me see, I'll help you refer." Zeng Xiaoxian sat down next to Bai Zhi while drooling, and his mind, which was still a little dazed, became sober.

"What blind date? Don't make trouble, I'll be up soon." Bai Zhi said with a headache, and to be honest, he was a little speechless now.

This is Lu Ziqiao's training method. After returning from shopping this morning, he bought a bunch of very handsome clothes, and Lu Ziqiao even took him to have a hairstyle.

Then, he logged into the iPartment website and asked him to pick out some beauties and rate them for him.

He also said eloquently: "Imagine, if a very ugly girl dared to act like a baby to you like Mijia, what would you do?"

"A slap across the face." Bai Zhi answered truthfully.

"By the way, appearance means everything. The first step is to improve your aesthetics. When you see a real beauty, you can treat Mika like an ugly monster. No matter how bad you are, you can have super strong resistance. force."

However, Bai Zhi seriously suspected that this guy was asking him to do free labor to pick beautiful women for him, but when Bai Zhi questioned, Lu Ziqiao was very righteous.

"I have a girlfriend, how could it be what you imagined? Besides, this is useful for the follow-up training. I am doing it for your own good."

With deep distrust and dissatisfaction from the bottom of his heart, he started his scoring journey.

"Wow~ This is only five points? Are you too picky?"

"This one has seven points, and the taste is so strong?"

"Hey, this... loli~ I never thought you were such a person."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian sat down at the side, and started rambling, making the noisy Bai Zhi very annoyed: "Shut up, or I'll throw you out."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's voice stopped abruptly, but he was still thinking about it in his heart. When he saw the beauty he thought was ruthlessly passed by Bai Zhi, his heart twitched violently.

An afternoon was spent in Zeng Xiaoxian's torment, although sometimes he couldn't bear to watch it, but there was some kind of force that drove him to continue watching.

And then tormented again, and thought again and again, and it started again and again. . .

"How's it going? Bai Zhi, have you finished it?" At night, Lu Ziqiao finally came back from wandering outside, and saw Zeng Xiaoxian who was biting a piece of paper, with sharp hair and loveless: " What happened to Teacher Zeng?"

"I don't know, I guess these are too ugly, he should look at the hot eyes!" Bai Zhi guessed: "Good score, promise, here you are."

"Well, you have to learn from Teacher Zeng! Look, although there are no super beauties here, there are still many beautiful ones. Teacher Zeng doesn't like any of them..."

"Who says I don't like it?" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled as if he was insulted: "Do you know what he did? Scoring randomly, such as this one, it can get nine points, but it's only three points."

Lu Ziqiao blinked, glanced half-believingly, and immediately covered his eyes: "Teacher Zeng, this can't be more than two points, isn't your taste too strong? Bai Zhi, I can't learn from him, Teacher Zeng is hungry, Just learn from him and you're done."

"..."

"..."

This change of face was so fast that Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't see clearly. Just now he used Zeng Xiaoxian as the child next door, but now he has directly become a negative teaching material.

"you..."

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to argue, but Lu Ziqiao grabbed his outstretched finger: "I...we are very busy, Mr. Zeng, you can do whatever you want, we are going to do a great experiment."

"Can you take me with you?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, thinking that Lu Ziqiao wanted to ask Bai Zhi to rate the beauties, his brain started to work rapidly, could it be that this great experiment is a very attractive experiment?

"Bring you?" Lu Ziqiao looked him up and down: "I think it's better to forget it. Our tastes are obviously different from yours. We really don't appreciate your taste."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt a heavy blow in his heart. This was a blatant contempt of personality, isn't it just a woman's score?Why generalize.

Looking at the figures of Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao walking out, Zeng Xiaoxian had an idea, took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and dialed it with a sinister smile.

Then, a very obscene laughter resounded from the whole building. . . .

Chapter 38

"Okay, then I will teach you the second step."

After eating, Lu Ziqiao brought Bai Zhi to the bar, just after entering the door, ordered a bottle of drink, and started talking.

"What is the second step?"

"It's very simple." Lu Ziqiao pointed to the inside of the bar with both hands: "Find a girl to strike up a conversation, and if you succeed in getting a girl's favor, you will pass the test."

"..." Bai Zhi felt full of malice from Lu Ziqiao: "Why should I strike up a conversation with a girl? I don't plan to find a girlfriend. I'm not you, I'm not picky at all."

"Tsk, why can't you figure it out?" Lu Ziqiao said with a look of resentment: "You will be tricked because you have little experience, so you can't even be immune to such a poor trick. If you say the first This step can greatly reduce Mika's damage for you, and this step can completely help you face up to her moves, understand?"

"...why do I feel something is wrong?"

"You think too much, we are good brothers, I won't hurt anyone if I hurt you." Lu Ziqiao grabbed Bai Zhi's shoulders, suddenly a girl passed by, Lu Ziqiao's eyes straightened, and pointed at that girl: " Did you see that? This figure is enough to score seven or more, let's start with her, I'll be your wingman, come on."

"..."

Bai Zhi, who was chased away from the shelves, walked up with Lu Ziqiao depressedly, and the girl found a table and sat down, drinking on her own.

"Hey, beauty, I picked something up just now, I wonder if you dropped it?" Lu Ziqiao took out a red card of Grandpa Mao from his pocket and handed it over.

"Yes, yes, I dropped it." The girl pretended to flip through her bag, and quickly took it over: "Thank you~"

"You're welcome. My friend actually picked it up. I just saw you passing by here, so I wonder if you dropped it."

After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, he pushed Bai Zhi's arm with his elbow, indicating that it was time for him to speak.

To be honest, Bai Zhi felt so bored, she was already looking around, it was only when Lu Ziqiao reminded him that he came back to his senses: "Ah? Oh, hello, as long as it's yours."

"Hey, pretty girl, it's fate to be together, are you interested in having a drink together?" Lu Ziqiao hurriedly found a topic.

"Okay!"

Bai Zhi took the opportunity to sit down, and Lu Ziqiao gave Bai Zhi an anxious look: "Brother, I'm the wingman, can you say a few words? I'm all in the limelight."

"..." Bai Zhi said helplessly: "Beauty, I think you look a bit like a person!"

"Like who?"

"Like my girlfriend."

"..."

"..."

"Hooligan." The woman suddenly changed her face, stretched out her hand and slapped her, Bai Zhi immediately grabbed her hand, the beauty turned hard, and slapped her hard with another slap.

'Clap~'

The woman walked away with her high-heeled shoes, and the red handprint on Lu Ziqiao's face showed his unknown pain.

"Brother, what are you talking about?"

"Eh? Am I wrong?" Bai Zhi said innocently, "Don't all women like domineering presidents?"

"It's wrong, of course it's wrong." Lu Ziqiao yelled, "Is it okay for you to score points like this? If a woman has a crush on you, this sentence can be successful. You just said this sentence when you first met , isn't this due to draw?

It’s fine if you owe it, why am I the one who got hurt?It's not me who taught you. "

"If you didn't say it earlier, I don't know what those women are thinking."

"Ah, okay!" Lu Ziqiao patted his forehead helplessly: "My fault, I should tell you clearly, so, next, let's figure out the basic character of a girl, and then discuss how to make a move. , stop talking nonsense, everything follows practice, understand?"

"I will try my best!"

So, Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi found a place near the bar and sat down, and began to observe the girls coming and going.

However, it is not an easy task to figure out someone's personality when they first meet, and it can only be inferred from their words and deeds.

Bai Zhi's eyes were dazzled: "Zi Qiao, why do I think this method is a little unreliable! Are you sure you can tell the character of those girls?"

"Of course." Lu Ziqiao was very dissatisfied with Bai Zhi's questioning: "You have to believe in being a teacher. This has been proved by experiments. It can be seen from every word and deed."

"Then so many girls have passed by, what do you see?"

"Uh..." Lu Ziqiao hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Of course I want to choose a girl who is easier to deal with. You are a novice, it is better to start from the simple mode."

"for example?"

"For example... For example..." Lu Ziqiao looked around, his eyes stopped on a table, and he pointed over: "For example, that..."

"??? Is this the simple mode of the legend?"

"Of course, let me analyze it for you." Lu Ziqiao straightened her sleeves: "She drinks fruit juice, and she usually drinks some wine when she comes for entertainment. If she can't drink, she won't come to the bar, so she can't get drunk.

Although there is a computer on the table, his eyes are not on the computer too much. Logically speaking, when he comes to the bar for entertainment, he will definitely not bring the computer for entertainment. Preparation.

Looking at her attire, although it is indeed quite exquisite, in some places it reveals the fact that she rarely goes out.

To sum up, this is a nerd who is similar to opening an online store or writing online novels. Generally, many of these nerds learn about the world from the Internet. Come down, let me rehearse with you, and you will know how to do it. "

"...".

Chapter 39

As Lu Ziqiao spoke happily, Datong's logic hit the ground, making Bai Zhi dizzy, and what she said seemed to make sense.

Under the guidance of Lu Ziqiao, Bai Zhi completed a transformation, well, of course it was the transformation that Lu Ziqiao thought. . .

"Wow~ Oh my god! I was scared to death." When Lu Ziqiao was about to pull Bai Zhi into action, he turned around and suddenly saw that all four people from 3601 had arrived except for Guan Gu Meijia, and they were staring at her with ambiguous expressions. Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi.

"Zi Qiao, I heard that you are helping Bai Zhi on a blind date, and we are here to cheer you on." Yifei stared at the two ambiguously, as if watching a good show.