Bitch living in an apartment

"... What kind of blind date? Who did you hear from?" Bai Zhi asked her blankly.

"Stop pretending, didn't you just prepare for a blind date?" Zeng Xiaoxian twitched his eyebrows, as obscene as he wanted, now Bai Zhi knew who said it: "I heard it all, come on, don't leave us The face of iPartment."

"..." Lu Ziqiao rubbed his aching head, "Let's go, leave them alone and follow the plan."

"Okay!" Bai Zhi followed behind Lu Ziqiao and started the second round of attack.

"Hi, beauty." This time it was Bai Zhi who spoke first: "Is there anyone across from you? Can I sit here? Don't worry, we won't disturb you."

"Okay! Sit down!"

The two sat down, and Lu Ziqiao gave him an encouraging look. A good start means half the battle. Bai Zhi continued, "Huh? Beauty, why don't you bring a computer to work at the bar?"

"It's not considered work, just looking at the store is enough, and it happens to be relaxing."

"Really? Then you really work hard! I have a friend who runs an online store. She said that opening an online store is particularly easy to be harassed, especially the beautiful store owner. You are so beautiful, there must be many people looking for you to chat with, right? "

"That's right! It turns out that I'm not the only one who has this problem!" Of course, she would not admit that she is not a beauty anymore, so she answered very well.

Lu Ziqiao gave a thumbs up, and it was a good time to assist: "It just so happens that my friend also has research on online stores, why don't you talk about it? I happen to have something at home, so I have to go back first."

"Walk slowly..."

"That's it, just take your time and master the rhythm, don't say 'you look like my girlfriend', unless you are sure that she has a crush on you, and it is the kind of relationship between men and women good impression."

"Oh~" Bai Zhi nodded, and smiled at the woman: "Beauty, I have a question that I've been holding back for a long time, and I wanted to ask you as soon as I sat down."

"What's the problem?"

"That's right, I heard that you are prone to acne on your face. I took a closer look and found that there are quite a lot of pimples. I think I must have put on makeup for a long time when I went out today? I have done it for others before. It only took half an hour for a simple conversion, and it should have taken you two hours?"

"..." Lu Ziqiao staggered before he had gone far, and hurried back to cover Bai Zhi's mouth.

Lu Ziqiao looked at the girl's face which was getting darker and darker, and his heart suddenly felt that it was too late to leave. Before he could react, an unknown liquid poured on his face.

"You've only spent two hours putting on makeup..." The girl angrily packed up the computer and left.

Bai Zhi straightened her head and patted her chest: "I'm scared to death. Why is this woman like this? I really have a way to prevent acne. I kindly helped her, but she actually wanted to splash me."

"Are you short-sighted?" Lu Ziqiao helplessly wiped off the orange juice on his face. He finally understood that this guy doesn't know what it means to deal with strangers. Maybe what Yifei said made sense. There is something wrong with this guy.

But, this guy is so heartless, why was he injured again?Originally, he had nothing to do this time, but he insisted on rushing up to cover his mouth, but Bai Zhi dodged it, but he didn't. . .

"Women nowadays are too shameless. They have to be praised by others to be happy, but they don't know that loyal words are harsh, and some real benefits are not good? If you insist on that, it's useless to please."

"Big brother, can I call you big brother? What does a woman care about you? You are not the prince charming who saved her, and you can say a few nice words without losing a piece of meat. Can you be more serious?"

"Okay, okay! It's a big deal, I'll just say good things in the future, okay?"

"That's about the same. Listen, if you want to become an indestructible superman, you have to give up some things. You have to understand this truth."

"Understood, understood, then let's continue."

The discussion between Baizhi and Lu Ziqiao was in full swing, and the people in the apartment were also watching in full swing. This is much more interesting than some big dramas. They have already started to predict how many times Lu Ziqiao will be unlucky.

"Ah~"

"Pfft~"

"Peng~"

"Hohohohooh~"

Such voices can be heard endlessly. Everyone in the iPartment was very happy to watch at first, but then they couldn't bear it anymore. One night, Lu Ziqiao was greeted all over his body like a doormat.

Bai Zhi was also attacked, but like a lucky star, all the attacks fell on Lu Ziqiao.

In the end, Lu Ziqiao's whole body was wet and even ached, while Bai Zhi was fine. . . .

Chapter 40

"Help! I won't play anymore. Why do you always talk cheap and I'm the one who pays the bill?"

Lu Ziqiao put a bandage on his nose, and sat on the sofa in the bar with his teeth grinning. He borrowed the clothes from the bartender and changed them in the toilet. His own clothes could smell all kinds of wine and drinks. liquid out.

"It's the first time I've seen Bai Zhi so powerful. She's so good at killing people with a knife!" Yifei teased, and they tried to get closer and listened a few times.

At the beginning, Bai Zhi spoke well, and kept praising those girls, but within 10 minutes, he had to talk a little bit, which caused the good feelings he had built before to disappear.

If it was a familiar person, such as them, they would naturally laugh it off when they heard Bai Zhi being so mean, but it was different for others, it was necessary to want to hit someone after hearing it.

"Nonsense, why borrow a knife to kill someone? It's because they are too arrogant. I've talked good things for more than ten minutes, and they still don't think it's enough." Bai Zhi refused to admit that it was his fault, he thought it was because those girls were too arrogant.

"Tsundere or not, I don't care. Anyway, I won't be your wingman anymore. The master will lead you in. Practice is up to you. I have taught you so much. You have to learn to try it yourself."

"Just try it, I still don't believe it." Bai Zhi was aroused to be competitive, and learned to start looking for prey. He glanced at a girl who had just come in and sat down, and his eyes lit up: "How about this? I I think there are eight points, I will try it?"

"Hey, hey..."

Lu Ziqiao reached out, but seeing that Bai Zhi had already run over quickly, he could only swallow what he wanted to say.

"What's wrong? Is there a problem with this?" Wan Yu looked at Bai Zhi happily running over curiously, then turned to ask Lu Ziqiao.

"It's a big problem." Lu Ziqiao rubbed her hand: "Look at that chick, she is definitely a strong woman, even if she is not a company boss, she is also a manager. With such a strong aura, I bet, He can only persist for 1 minute, and he will be rejected."

"Oh? Really? What are you betting on?" Yifei said with great interest.

"Just bet... I'll pay for all the ingredients this week."

"What did you say?" Several people's eyes lit up, this guy was stingy, and now he is willing to bleed profusely, must kill this lamb?

"As I said, if he doesn't persist, I will eat and drink this month without paying for it."

"It's a deal, I'll help you out with your share." Yifei looked at it with satisfaction, but actually became nervous. Money is a trivial matter, but the word 'lose' has disappeared from her dictionary.

'Tick-tick-tick~'

Lu Ziqiao looked at his watch, the time passed by every minute and every second, 1 minute is actually very fast, he glanced at Baizhi.

Although the girl's complexion was not good at the beginning, the more she talked, the happier she became. Up to now, the closed door that Lu Ziqiao imagined did not happen, and the more they chatted, the happier they became.

"One minute has passed, Zi Qiao, remember your choice."

"Hmm~~" Lu Ziqiao responded with a cry without tears, and scolded Bai Zhi a hundred times in his heart: "Bastard, bastard, why are you so out of shape when I'm here, and like taking stimulants when I'm not here?" Same? I don’t even have the confidence to win this kind of person? Why? Why are you doing this to me?”

Seeing that Bai Zhi and that chick chatted more and more excitedly, the chick was already smiling prettily, and several people shook their heads enviously, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned over to Lu Ziqiao's side: "Zi Qiao, are you holding Bai Zhi back? Why doesn't she have a wingman?" Do you do so well when you are here? Do you always have problems when you are here?"

"Go away..." Lu Ziqiao was depressed, Zeng Xiaoxian came over to expose his wound, he did not spit in his face: "No, I want to see how this guy did it? I don't believe it. . . ”

Seeing the back of Lu Ziqiao sneaking past, the few people did not stop them, and also sat down at a table that was closer, and listened intentionally or unintentionally.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect your ideas to be so advanced? I have never thought about these things."

"Of course, believe it or not, as I said, it will definitely be realized in the future. This is the demand of the market. Regardless of what you are doing, my intuition on this aspect is quite accurate."

"Okay, I'll find out in the future, but some of your ideas are quite novel, even if there are mistakes, they can be used as a reference, otherwise, let's add and exchange contact information, or we can find a quiet place to chat How about talking?"

"Bang Dang~" Lu Ziqiao's eyes were wide open, and he didn't even notice when he hit his head on the table.

A quiet place, what is a quiet place?Do you still want to think about such a simple question?

At this moment, he felt that God was very unfair, why?Why has he been a dog licker all his life, and no one else is as lucky?If he meets such a woman, he will wake up laughing from his dreams. .

Chapter 41

"Don't be discouraged, he's out of blue, you should be happy."

Lu Ziqiao was on the sidelines with nothing to love, and the others just hung up high. While comforting Lu Ziqiao, they also talked about Bai Zhi's situation like sprinkling salt on their wounds.

It wasn't until Bai Zhi ran over from there that several people looked at him with ambiguous expressions.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Why are you looking at you like this, don't you know?" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his eyebrows obscenely: "Hey, tell me, how far has it progressed?"

"Oh, you said progress?" Bai Zhi suddenly realized, it turned out that these guys were gossiping about it: "It's okay! I told her: You are a good person, but we are really not suitable; then she left gone."

"..."

"You're a good guy who posted it..." Yifei felt a little pain in the egg.

"Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? Then you have failed?" Lu Ziqiao finally found a place to train Bai Zhi, and immediately sprayed.

"Isn't that what you said???" Bai Zhi ignored him and went crazy: "You said that if you want to succeed, as long as I can refuse with righteous words, I can become a teacher, and I won't be recruited in the future. .”

"I...you..." Lu Ziqiao suddenly collapsed like a deflated ball.

. . . . . .

Cherish life and stay away from Bai Zhi, this is a rule that Lu Ziqiao has grasped. Even though it has been a month since he was hit by Bai Zhi, he is still shrouded in the shadow of being defeated by Bai Zhi.

This afternoon, it was raining heavily in the sky, and there was a lot of thunder.

Bai Zhi wrapped a scarf around her neck, facing the balcony melancholy, and said melancholy: "If the relationship lasts for a long time, how can it be day and night? It's impossible for us. You are a good girl." , you will find a better man than me in the future, you go! Don't come to me again."

The melancholy expression and vicissitudes of life seemed to indicate that the other party had serious concerns.

Yifei stood behind him sadly, and opened his mouth: "I..."

"Hey, why bother! Two orioles singing green willows, a group of egrets go up to the blue sky, look at the sky..."

"Are you out of your mind again? Do you think you are Li Bai?" Yifei rolled his eyes and slapped him on the back of the head: "Here is your rent list, take it quickly."

Her discordant tone instantly made the sad atmosphere in the living room of 3602 disappear.

"..." Bai Zhi took a deep breath and said angrily, "Isn't it just rent? If you pay later, you won't get pregnant. Why do you want to ruin my melancholy mood?"

"I didn't urge you to pay the rent, I just kindly brought up the rent list for you." Yifei rolled her eyes, she was used to Bai Zhi's abnormality.

They all say women!Everyone has those few days, but this guy has the tendency to move closer to women.

"Okay, okay! I'll hand it over later." Bai Zhi waved helplessly, he didn't dare to turn against this saint fighter, you would turn against him, and she would turn against him even more.

Yifei walked towards the door with unrestrained steps, but seemed to think of something: "Hey, but you look very handsome just now, how about we discuss it? From now on, try to be as expressionless as possible, and you'd better bring A little melancholy, it would be better not to speak, so that our apartment will have one more handsome guy who is seductive."

"Thank you for your compliment? I am a handsome guy, so I don't need to be a little melancholy. Even if I am not melancholy, I am still a happy and handsome man."

"Come on! Once you open your mouth, others will think that Erha's cage in some pet hospital has been bitten open!" Yifei said helplessly and ran away.

It is necessary to say that Bai Zhi is handsome, but unfortunately, for those who have met him, his character will attract more attention than his appearance.

"Hey, it's another day of bleeding." Bai Zhi sighed slightly. Once upon a time, he didn't have to worry about this thing at all.

"Wow~" The door of Guan Gu's room was suddenly pushed open, and two people fell out from inside.

Well, yes, it just fell out, and the two of them leaned against the door like a whole person, and then the door opened, and they fell over without noticing.

"Wow, are you perverted? Do you want to eavesdrop on your own home?"

"Hey hey~~" The two are Guan Gu and Mika, Mika scratched her head embarrassedly: "Didn't I just happen to see you looking like that? But I didn't expect you to be nothing like that at all... "

"Then what...what the hell is it?" Guan Gu asked Mijia with a confused face, why couldn't I understand a word she said?Please don't use such complicated sentences, okay?

"What do you think I am? Then do you want that when I am that? What do you want to do?"

"..."

Mika herself was dizzy when she made one, let alone Guan Gu. .

Chapter 42

The weather is raining, today is another weekend, everyone has nothing to do, shopping is impossible, going out is even more impossible, either stay at home and get moldy, or sleep all day.

Obviously, no one would choose these two methods, so they went to the bar to pass the time.

"Wanyu, how is your job search going?" Now Wanyu didn't look for a job, so Yifei asked casually.

"It's not good. It's been several months. Why is it so difficult to find a job?"

"Is it difficult? I don't think it's difficult at all, right? Wan Yu, is it because you're asking too much?" Bai Zhi interjected, speaking from his job hunting experience. . .It's really not difficult.

"It's not too tall! I just want a sitting job. Standing makes me tired."

"Then your request is not high! Why can't you find it?" Yifei asked puzzled.

"It's better to be closer to home, so it's convenient to go to work. Well, it's better not to show your face. If you provoke a lot of bad people, you will be in trouble."