Bitch living in an apartment

"Baizhi Gege..."

"Stop, listen to me." Bai Zhi pinched her thigh with a strong desire to survive: "I can go to the suite next door to stay, I guess it's impossible for you to date for one night, right? I think there will be no lights in the hall by then I'll go back to sleep~"

"Ah~" Meijia screamed: "Thank you Baizhi Gege, that's great..."

Roaring perfectly and running out like Jia Sahuan, Bai Zhi shook off the goosebumps all over her body with a bitter face.

He's meowing, I don't know where this woman learned it, and I figured out that I don't like too nasty, so I do this every time.

"No, I have to find a way to get rid of this weakness, or else this woman will come to me for everything, and I have to agree."

Glancing left and right, Bai Zhi's eyes lit up, and suddenly thought of a good idea, she ran into her room quickly without even taking the computer.

And Meijia, who was preparing to set up a ecstasy formation in the room to deceive Guan Gu, didn't know that Bai Zhi had already started to find a way to deal with her nasty and coquettish Dafa.

But she knew it was useless, she didn't know how to deal with it herself!

Bai Zhi entered her room, flipped through her bedside table frantically, but couldn't find it after searching half a circle: "It's strange, where did you put it? I clearly remember it's here! Ah~ I found it, here, hehe, I have this thing , I don't believe you didn't take the bait..."

"Hello? Is it Master Huang? Yes, it's me. I'm going to trouble you again..."

"Hahaha~ I changed my number, there were too many spam advertisements..."

"..."

"Give it to me tomorrow, right? Okay, I knew it. There is absolutely no problem in handing it over to you. Send it to me tomorrow, and I will send you the address later.".

Chapter 34

"Hey, Bai Zhi, come over and have a look! It's really a bad time these days! There are still people selling [-]% of the new toilet seats that Liang used before his debut?"

After Bai Zhi made the phone call, she carried the computer and rolled to room 3601 contentedly. He was still reluctant to throw away the virtue of keeping his word.

It's just that Zeng Xiaoxian threw a word at him as soon as he entered the door, and Wan Yu happened to come down from upstairs at this time.

"Seventy percent of the toilet seat is new? Then if you buy it back and it's not used by him, wouldn't it be a big loss?"

"...Hehehe, you can ask for a DNA test!"

"Tch, aren't you selling your autographed photos online?" Bai Zhi said casually, "By the way, Mr. Zeng, I still have Lin's cell phone ringtone here! Do you want it?"

"What? Where? Where? Where is my little Lin?"

"Hehehe..." Bai Zhi sat down calmly, he still knew who Zeng Xiaoxian's idol was, so he couldn't help teasing him.

"Hey, Mr. Zeng, help me see if the Transformers I asked you to sell have been sold?"

"Transformers?" Bai Zhi was taken aback when she heard that, Lu Zhanbo is the only one who likes Transformers apartment, right?That is to say, what Wan Yu sold was given to her by Lu Zhanbo. . .

"Oh, I borrowed my account to sell Transformers today, so I put it up for her." Zeng Xiaoxian opened the webpage and looked at it: "I put up auction information on several websites for you. Hanged from a tree, how many times should I die nearby!"

"How much do you order?"

"250 yuan and [-] cents."

"..." Bai Zhi's bag froze a bit: "Your numbers are really interesting!"

"of course."

"The handsome one got hacked? Mr. Zeng, you don't have anyone with your screen name anymore."

"Hmph hahaha, who is my brother Xian! Using this screen name is all modest." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed twice, admitting without the slightest humility.

Bai Zhi's eyes rolled: "Mr. Zeng, I think you meet the requirements of our club. Are you interested in an interview?"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's laughter stopped abruptly: "Ha...hahaha, well, I'm usually very busy, you see, I'm a public figure, and the deputy head of the subordinate household committee, all day long No time, so, you know..."

"Yes! I understand." Bai Zhiyu hugged Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders earnestly: "In this fast-paced flying world, you have to score when you go to school, please your boss if you don't go to school, and handle the relationship with colleagues well. Thinking about getting married, thinking about getting married! And thinking about the bride price.

Forget it, do the work of a cow every day, and get a dog's salary. If you do it right, your leader will not praise you, thinking that this is what you should do. If you do it wrong, you will face the danger of being fired. . . "

"Hey, don't talk about it, I'm the one who said it..." Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth was flattened: "I want to cry when I said it... Woooo~ It's not easy! It's not easy at all! Ahhhhh~"

Under Wan Yu's dumbstruck, Zeng Xiaoxian took out a few papers and let out a stream of snot. The two big men were crying like two pussies. Wan Yu suspected that if there were a few bottles of wine on the table, they would be able to blow it now. go down.

"But, but... we have to live well in this cruel world, because we still have unfulfilled dreams and the expectations of our parents, what a pain!"

"That's what I said..." Zeng Xiaoxian patted Bai Zhi's shoulder: "It's all in my heart, come on, let's not go home today if we're not drunk."

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, do you know? A true friend can encourage each other in the saddest time, so I don't think it's appropriate to drink like this. You should work hard so that you won't let down your parents, family, and What the people expect of you."

"Yes, you are right."

"So, you must join our club."

"Yes, huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned before he could react.

While Zeng Xiaoxian was dizzy and still immersed in melancholy and enthusiasm, Bai Zhi continued to play tricks: "Mr. Zeng, what do you think? As a public figure, you must first set an example for others, and you must start with small things.

But with your current financial strength, it is definitely impossible to donate buildings like other big guys!How about donating money?Now there is an opportunity. Our club does not need to donate money or buildings. We only need to do something with little effort, and in exchange for it, we will indeed be thanked by more people.

In this way, it not only demonstrates your quality as a public figure, provides you with a positive image, but also earns the gratitude of the people you are helping, and you only need to recite the name of a madman.

You know, this is just a code name. As long as you do something good, even a derogatory term will become a commendatory term. Think about it, what a big impact it is to society if you turn a derogatory term into a commendatory term. Contribute!Not only the people who are helped will thank you, but this kind of thing will be recorded in the annals of history and spread by tens of millions of people. "

Wan Yu and Zeng Xiaoxian stared blankly at Bai Zhi's chattering words, spitting all over the place, there seemed to be some truth in it.

"Gulu~" Zeng Xiaoxian has seen a lot of big cakes, but this is the most real big cake he has ever seen. Although there is no salary, but the work is done without delay, and it is easy to do.

"Okay, what are the procedures to go through to join the club..."

Wan Yu finally closed her mouth, replaced it with round eyes, and silently gave Bai Zhi a thumbs up, is that okay too? .

Chapter 35

"There are no other procedures. As long as you answer a question and meet the requirements, you can join. After joining, you don't need to go to work, because the world is all about working. We don't have wages, but this will become your lifetime wealth."

"What's the problem? Let the horse come!"

Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his palms, Wan Yu also looked interested, and didn't even care about the Transformers being auctioned, leaving Lu Zhanbo, who was waiting in front of the computer on the other side, scratching his head.

"One day when you were walking on the road, a car suddenly stopped in front of you, opened the window, and threw out a discarded soda can. What should you do at this time?"

"Of course I picked it up and threw it into the trash can, hahaha, it's such a simple thing..." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed triumphantly, but he noticed Bai Zhi's darkened face, and his heart jumped: "Wait a minute, I haven't done it yet." It's over!"

"Well, keep talking." Bai Zhi's lack of interest made Zeng Xiaoxian's heart pound.

"I mean, it's more ceremonial to sit on your ass first, then pick it up, and finally throw it upside down into the trash can."

"Well, very good. Congratulations on passing. You will become the No.2 member of the club. You have almost mastered the essence." Bai Zhi said happily while holding Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

"Hahahaha~ I'll just say it! How could my Brother Xian not even pass this small interview?" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed out loud when he heard that: "Then what shall we do next?"

"What do you do? Observe with your heart, do you know?"

"Oh, I see, this is the so-called work everywhere, right?"

"That's right. It looks like you've already entered the state. You've already produced the qualities that a well-known host should have. I'm optimistic about you~"

"Thank you, leader, I will definitely work hard, hahahahahaha~"

Wan Yu laughed awkwardly, she was very embarrassed watching from the side, and said a lot from Baizhi Nbo Nbo that resonated with Zeng Xiaoxian, then changed the subject and started to fool Zeng Xiaoxian.

The dizzy Zeng Xiaoxian took the bait in an instant, and passed the interview like a bamboo shoot, becoming a member of the 'Madman's Club'. . .

Bai Zhi's ability to fool people actually displayed a huge power at this time, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't even have a reaction, so he joined, hey, it really is a shame!

"Uh heh heh, Mr. Zeng, although I don't want to disturb you, can you help me see if there is any bid for my Transformers?"

"Okay, I'll see right away, who can give up such a trivial matter!" Zeng Xiaoxian turned on the computer proudly, just in time to see Lu Zhanbo's inquiry message, it seems that it has been several minutes: "Ha, yes, Tang Seng washes Head loves Rejoice, he seems to have the intention to buy~"

The next thing is Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Zhanbo's battle of wits and courage. Facts have proved that Zeng Xiaoxian actually has a talent for doing business, and even Lu Zhanbo, who is as determined as he is, can meet him.

The two raised their prices happily, while Bai Zhi fell asleep lying on the table boredly watching.

"Hey...hey..." Bai Zhi was in a daze, feeling someone pushed her, opened her eyes and looked, Zeng Xiaoxian's big face was imprinted in his eyes, which shocked him a lot, and he was sober in an instant: "Huo, Mr. Zeng, don't scare me like that, okay?"

"You just go back to sleep when you're sleepy, you'll catch a cold if you sleep here." Wan Yu reminded Bai Zhi kindly.

"What time is it?" Bai Zhi yawned.

"It's almost twelve o'clock."

"Twelve o'clock?" Bai Zhi thought for a while. After so long, Meijia's side is over no matter what, right?In a daze, he forgot that Mijia didn't succeed at all this time, but that Xiaoxue took advantage of it: "Oh, then I should go back to sleep."

After tidying up casually, Bai Zhi stretched and walked to her own suite.

Entered the suite of 3602, turned on the light, there were traces of candles on the table, and there was a strange smell in the air, but the smell was quite pleasant.

The kitchen was even more messy, Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Oh, it's quite wild..."

Depressedly locked the door, just about to approach the room, two figures jumped out from the side, Bai Zhi almost met face to face: "Ah~ my god~ what are you two doing? You scared me to death."

It was Lu Ziqiao and Meijia. They sat on the sofa like walking dead, with a look of lovelessness, and they were just hanging on a rope.

"What's the matter with you? The world between the two is not harmonious?"

"Harmony, it's too harmonious." Lu Ziqiao said weakly.

"It's all your fault. I told you that it's mine. Why did you bring her back? It's all over now. We really died together." Meijia accused Lu Ziqiao.

"What can I do?" Lu Ziqiao was more helpless than she: "Yifei lied to me that you were not here, and I just came back. Who knew she would lie to me?"

"Anyway, it was your bad idea. It's all right now. Has something happened?"

"Don't say it's my idea, don't you agree?"

It took only three seconds from being unlovable to accusing each other, Bai Zhi felt that these two were natural enemies, even if they were together, they would still be bickering together. . . .

Chapter 36

"Zi Qiao, I have some news for you. Maybe you will feel better after hearing it."

Bai Zhi thought about it, and decided to tell him the matter first, and divert their attention by the way.

"what news?"

"..." Bai Zhi whispered a few times in Lu Ziqiao's ear, and Lu Ziqiao's eyes became brighter and brighter: "Are you serious? Did you lie to me?"

"When did I lie to you!"

"Yo hoo~ Bai Zhi, you are really my good brother, and I, Lu Ziqiao, will depend on you for the rest of my life." Lu Ziqiao jumped up like a grasshopper, twisted his butt a few times, and walked coquettishly into the room.

"Hey, what did you tell him? Why did his face change all of a sudden?" Mei Jia looked at Bai Zhi depressedly, why didn't she have anyone to comfort her?It's not fair.

However, in fact, Bai Zhi was also a little confused, he scratched his head: "What is the second half of life? Is it so serious? Is that thing so powerful?"

"What is that thing?"

"Flying chess!" Bai Zhi felt that this was not a secret, and it didn't matter if he couldn't say it: "I ordered a flying chess as big as a bed, but what does it have to do with the rest of his life?"

"Why did you give him such a thing?" Mika said with a mentally retarded expression.

"It's because of..." Bai Zhi immediately reacted and covered her mouth: "I can't say it, I can't say it..."

"I..."

Meijia held her breath and couldn't spit it out. Why did she have a bad start today?

First, the ecstasy array didn't work, then it made others cheaper, and then this guy actually discriminated against himself. Is this intentional?

That's right, Bai Zhi didn't prepare gifts for her and didn't tell her what it was. She felt that Bai Zhi was discriminating against her.

It's just that her sulking all night is destined to be unknown, and she tossed and turned on the bed and couldn't fall asleep.

The next morning, Bai Zhi went out, moved a box into Lu Ziqiao's room, and opened it in Lu Ziqiao's excited mood.

"This...is the good thing you said?" Lu Ziqiao smiled awkwardly.

"Yes! Don't you like this stuff the most?"

"I like it... I really like it, I thought..." Lu Ziqiao stopped talking halfway, he thought it was some magic weapon that could attract women!result. . .

Uh, although this thing can be regarded as an artifact, it obviously hasn't reached that level yet.

"Why do you still think?"