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"Is it because of professional ethics?" Zeng Xiaoxian guessed.

"It's one of the reasons." Bai Zhi nodded: "There is another very important factor, that's because no one is watching, but it doesn't mean that there are other things watching, once you stop, if you provoke them Not happy, guess what happens?

In the same way, your early morning shows are similar, if you stop because no one is listening, hehehe~"

"..."

"Don't scare me, okay?" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, throwing this mess out of his head. As a materialist, he definitely doesn't believe in such things, but, man!A natural fear of the unknown.

"Oh! What a mess!" Lu Ziqiao sighed, "What happened to your show last night?"

"I, hiccup."

Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be having a hard time opening his mouth, but he still gritted his teeth and said the matter.

"Hiccup?" Lu Ziqiao was a little confused, and repeated what Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Yes, it's embarrassing, isn't it? It's the kind of hiccup that just can't stop when you hit it during the live broadcast."

"'Hicc' is the breath of life, so there is no reason not to let it go."

"I can teach you a method, the kind of hiccups that can't stop, you can use this method, try it a hundred times." Bai Zhi didn't feel indifferent like Lu Ziqiao. He can pretend to be stupid about some things, but it doesn't mean he doesn't understand. For a public figure, especially a radio host, to hiccup is a serious mistake indeed.

"You didn't say you were drinking water, did you? If there was water, would such an accident happen?"

Before Bai Zhi could say anything, Zeng Xiaoxian said it. This kind of thing is almost always known.

"No, no, when did you see that my method is so conventional?" Bai Zhi shook her head, expressing her disdain for Zeng Xiaoxian: "I mean, when you hiccup, be ready to swallow that hiccup Go down, no matter what, just swallow it.

I promise you will be able to breathe freely in the future, and you will never hit again, just like me, hiccup, gurgling~ Did you see that? "

"..."

Not only Zeng Xiaoxian, but even Lu Ziqiao stared blankly at Bai Zhi, wondering why this guy's hiccups come and go as soon as they say it.

"Brother, is this a method that humans can use?"

"how did you do it?"

"Tch, I was able to do it when I was ten years old. Since then, things like hiccups have been completely under my control."

"Brother." Zeng Xiaoxian patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder, Bai Zhi thought he wanted to thank him!In the end, Zeng Xiaoxian was greeted with a roar: "My accident has already happened, what's the use of you teaching me this now?"

Bai Zhi closed one eye and picked out her ear: "It's none of my business, what's the use of you talking about it? I'm just teaching you what to do if similar incidents happen in the future. If you don't want to listen, forget it. You just wait to die." Bar!"

"That is, something has already happened. What you want to think about now is how to solve it, or how to solve similar things in the future, instead of complaining and being manic here."

"What do you know? This accident is unusual, and the consequences are very serious."

"How serious is it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian may have vented a bit, and he calmed down a little bit: "Recently, the radio station is conducting a selection of excellent hosts. This kind of thing happened again, she must use this incident to 403 to go online with me, the review is hopeless, and the bonus is wasted."

"She, has she looked for you?"

"No, but I feel that she may come to me at any time. My life and death are uncertain now, and you still come to me to die with you."

"Then what if she didn't hear it!"

"I'm live broadcasting the whole city, how could there be any accidents."

"So? Then why don't I bet you! 500 yuan." Lu Ziqiao began to seduce Zeng Xiaoxian.

Bai Zhi hasn't spoken since she was sprayed just now, but he can't help it when things have developed to this point. With Lu Ziqiao's urinating nature, he will definitely have some fun.

Hey, our brother is soft-hearted!Although I was yelled at, but I couldn’t bear the fact that our prime minister can hold a boat, so I forgive you: "Mr. Zeng, you need education. Do you know the beauty of incompleteness? Do you know how celebrities are hyped?"

"Incomplete beauty?" Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head: "You still want to make my voice hoarse?"

"Hehehe~ No wonder you can't become a TV host every time, and no wonder Lisa Rong has prejudice against you. If I am cheated by you like this, I will definitely wear small shoes for you every day."

Bai Zhi complained helplessly, such as the time when the elevated traffic jam, how much pressure did Lisa resist to push the time back?Just his performance is enough to make people helpless. .

Chapter 288

The role of Lisa Rong, in the final analysis, not too many people will hate it, the main reason is that if there is such a leader in reality, maybe some people will wake up laughing in their dreams.

He is a bit of a nympho, and he behaves like a spare tire in his feelings for Lu Ziqiao, but his tolerance for Zeng Xiaoxian has reached a certain level. It can be said that Zeng Xiaoxian's program can last for so long, and this leader can be regarded as outstanding. A lot of power.

"You... what are you trying to say?"

Although Zeng Xiaoxian was so agitated by Bai Zhi, he was suddenly happy in his heart, because he knew that when Bai Zhi said this, it meant that he might be paying attention.

"It's very simple, since it's wrong, let it go wrong! Everything has two sides, a good thing can turn into a bad thing, and a bad thing can also turn into a good thing."

"For example." After listening to Zeng Xiaoxian, he felt that it made sense, but he really couldn't imagine how this would turn into a good thing: "Could it be related to the hype you mentioned about celebrities?"

"Of course, celebrity hype, no matter it's true or not, is to expose your own black material first, because the photo shoot attracts more people's attention, and then when the matter is about to ferment, come out to clarify. Of course, this is to cause topic, believe it. There are very few people, and finally throwing bombs and donating money for charity, the black fans may turn into loyal fans, and the black material will also become rumors, which can also appear in the public, and the purpose of hype will be achieved.”

"But what does this have to do with me? I'm a public figure who believes in strength, and I don't engage in those fancy things."

"You are hopeless." Lu Ziqiao put his hands on Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders: "Teacher Zeng, not only have you not proven your strength, but you can't even maintain the image of a perfect host. You are so rigid."

"Okay~" Zeng Xiaoxian was finally discouraged: "You still have no way to say what you said."

"You idiot, I understand everything, but you still don't understand?" Lu Ziqiao held his forehead in hatred, this is already obvious, okay?

"All ears' ˇ."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care that Lu Ziqiao called him an idiot. Compared to solving this problem, a sentence of such innocuous words was a drizzle.

"It's very simple, isn't it just a hiccup? You did it on purpose for the effect of the show."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao with horror on his face: "Don't you think I died not fast enough?"

"you..."

Lu Ziqiao really wanted to slap him to death. He really doubted how Zeng Xiaoxian got down in the radio station. Oh, yes, he did. He was just relying on his thick skin, but he had no hope of promotion. . .

"One slice, two slices, three slices, four slices, five slices, six slices, seven slices, nine slices, tens of thousands slices, Mr. Zeng, what do you think of this poem?" Bai Zhi suddenly read a poem like a literary youth. .

However, Zeng Xiaoxian has heard this poem before: "Did you miss half a sentence?"

"That's right, if you only look at the above, of course you don't think it's very good, if you add the sentence 'flying into the reeds and disappearing', wouldn't that be the finishing touch?

In the same way, if Lisa Rong finds you, you say that the hiccup is for the effect of the show, and then you only need to draw eyes for the dragon. "

"How to draw?"

"That is, when someone complains about you, or when the leader listens to your program, you suddenly find someone to scold you. In this way, you can block the mouths of many people, and then you admit your mistake in the program. As the saying goes, no one is perfect. , others can understand it, but they will say that you are a show host who can listen to opinions."

"That's right! Instead of waiting for complaints, it's better to take the initiative and give an explanation to the audience and to the leader." Zeng Xiaoxian finally figured it out: "Hahaha, I see, I'll find someone to scold me right now."

"You're so mean!" Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth, it's really rare to see people scolding!Especially after looking for scolding, I am very happy.

However, Lu Ziqiao also has to say that this is indeed a good idea, as long as it is grasped properly, it is very similar to the hype of those celebrities.

"No, have you ever seen me use such a conventional method?" Bai Zhi said suddenly.

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard Bai Zhi's words, his laughter stopped abruptly, because it meant that Bai Zhi would make trouble after he made up his mind, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his saliva: "I think this conventional method is quite good, no need to add anything." ?”

"You don't want to join? Then I will join. Just kidding. I, Bai Zhi, have never used conventional methods since I established this club. Once I officially give ideas to others."

"Forgive me!!!" Zeng Xiaoxian almost knelt down before Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi was unmoved, Lu Ziqiao was gearing up, because he also wanted to join Bai Zhi's army of troublemakers, why would he want to join Bai Zhi's club?In addition to providing a good-faith identity for yourself to pick up girls, the most important thing is. . .

He has the same egg pain as Baizhi, and his stomachache usually lasts more than Baizhi. This club is very useful to pass the time.

"` ‖Talk about this team action, since I know about it, I definitely want to participate!"

Bai Zhi didn't show off this time, but said directly: "Zi Qiao, do you usually listen to other broadcasts from Teacher Zeng?"

"Well, listen to some." Lu Ziqiao thought about it, and indeed listened to it once or twice when he had time.

"How do you feel about the show?"

"Emmm." Lu Ziqiao recalled how many times he had listened to the broadcast: "One word, it's very bad, especially some broadcasts with bad time slots, they seem to be fooling around."

"So, here comes the question, do you dare to engage in Boda?"

"You mean???" Lu Ziqiao understood Bai Zhi's meaning. The two had been partners for a while. This kind of thing seemed to have a good understanding. Lu Ziqiao knew what to do when Bai Zhi said a word.

"Wait, wait, what do you want to do?" Zeng Xiaoxian had a bad premonition.

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other and smiled, Lu Ziqiao just said indifferently: "It goes without saying, can't you see what we want to do?"

"Hey, Ziqiao, we said so many teachers just now that Mr. Zeng didn't understand what we wanted to do, and now we definitely don't understand~" Bai Zhi shook her eyebrows.

"You won't??? No, absolutely not. It is not advocating such despicable and shameless things like stepping on one another!"

"Who said we're going to trample on people? We're just a little short of money recently, and found that the construction site is very profitable, so we want to go there to raise an argument and earn some pocket money."

"... Joe."

Zeng Xiaoxian shuddered, and couldn't help mourning for these colleagues for a few seconds. He could predict that if he didn't know what these two guys were thinking in advance, he would probably doubt his life at that time. . . .

Chapter 289

"Hey, aren't you going to pick up girls? When will you have time to take care of my affairs?"

Zeng Xiaoxian still wanted to struggle, trying to get Lu Ziqiao to give up this matter, but who knew that Lu Ziqiao actually gave up his galloping horse, and the girl who fit his appetite seemed to have been forgotten by him long ago.

"You don't have to worry about that, you should think about how to face the storm!" Lu Ziqiao snapped his fingers, so frightened that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what to say.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt that he shouldn't listen to these two guys, it would be nice to be depressed silently by himself, now. . .I didn't know if I would die before, but if I didn't die now, it would be a miracle.

"Bai Zhi, I think you should have no chance to make trouble now."

"Why?" Bai Zhi was stunned for a moment, maybe this guy has some way to deal with him.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't speak, but smiled slightly, and looked towards the sofa. Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao followed his gaze with the same doubts.

Then, Bai Zhi exploded completely: "Wow~ You two guys, don't you know that it took me a long time to pack it up? Eat hot pot, eat hot pot tonight..."

Daha and Xiaoha heard Bai Zhi's distraught voice, looked back, and found that Bai Zhi was about to rush over, and the two dogs jumped off the sofa cleverly, and got under the sofa in no time. . .

Zeng Xiaoxian held back his laughter, Bai Zhi had said more than once that he wanted to eat dog meat hot pot, but every time he said it.

So, these two dogs learned to be smart, anyway, Bai Zhi would not do anything to them, and would hide under the sofa when they committed a crime, and after Bai Zhi calmed down, they would have to take a shower and pour dog food. Do not neglect.

It's just that they seem to have miscalculated today.

Bai Zhi threw a piece of meat on the ground, and when the two dogs came out smelling the smell, Bai Zhi pulled their dog skins and pulled them up: "I caught you, see how I will deal with you."

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were not in a hurry to leave, but to see how Bai Zhi handled them.

I saw that Bai Zhi went back to the room and took two masks, and clamped the dogs between their legs. The masks were directly tied to their mouths, and a knot was tied.

"Heh, I see how you are making trouble?" Bai Zhi put the dog down.

Daha and Xiaoha seem to dislike this new thing a little bit, because they are hindered by their most proud big fangs, and they keep grabbing the mask with their feet and pulling it back.

It's a pity that they don't have much strength, and they are just two dogs after all.

There was a sound of '啪~', and the mask was slapped hard on its face without paying attention, and it rolled a few times in pain before it recovered.

Dissatisfied and continued, there was another '啪~', and the tragic dog barking came out, but because of the mask, it didn't spread far.

"Hahaha~ I let you bite, isn't it good?" Bai Zhi laughed loudly, Daha and Xiaoha were still fighting with the mask, but they didn't know to stop and beg for mercy.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao looked at it for a while, and they really deserved to be the shit-shoveling officers who raised Erha. He even knew Erha's behavior clearly, and then responded very well.

The two shook their heads, walked towards the room and outside the door without making a sound, and let Bai Zhi watch the jokes of the two dogs.

In order to find out Lisa Rong's reaction, Zeng Xiaoxian went to the radio station, but the result was that Lisa Rong didn't listen to his program at all, and he didn't receive any complaints.

This is also due to Lu Ziqiao's Weibo. It is said that Lisa did not pay attention to his program because of Lu Ziqiao's Weibo, so he escaped.

It's just that after escaping the catastrophe, I didn't feel the same way in my heart. I don't know why, but my heart was empty.

No one complained, even if he shouted loudly and said it was broadcast live in the whole city, then since the forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds, there will definitely be complaints. If there is no complaint, it means that not many people will listen to him at all. program.

This is not good news. Programs and hosts without value will naturally be eliminated by the market.

After returning home, Zeng Xiaoxian found Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao who were playing billiards listlessly: "It's over, Lisa never listened to my program at all, and no one complained about my program."

"Isn't that good? Then what happened to you last night is over?" Lu Ziqiao answered casually after hitting a billiard ball into the hole with one stroke.

"What do you know? It's because of this that it's the scariest thing. It means that there are few or no people watching my show, and I'm likely to lose my job."