Bitch living in an apartment

"You will panic if there is a complaint, and you will panic if you don't complain. What do you want?" Bai Zhi despised him impatiently: "Then let me ask you this! Do you want someone to complain about you! Or do you hope that others will not complain about you?" Woolen cloth?"

"Of course...of course I don't want both of them~" Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, then replied cheaply: "You can give me your opinion! Complaints are unnecessary."

"Go and make your spring and autumn dream!"

"It's mediocrity to not be envied by others, do you understand?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "I don't care anyway, Zi Qiao, are you ready for tonight's action?"

"Of course I'm ready, I'm just waiting for your old man's order." Lu Ziqiao licked his lips, then took out a folder from under the table, and patted Bai Zhi's chest.

"That's good, don't worry, we still have a lot of time, take your time, don't rush, let me see who is the unlucky guy tonight." Bai Zhi sat down on the chair next to her, put the billiard cue sticks away, and looked at stand up.

Zeng Xiaoxian went up to take a look, and couldn't help but gasped. It was full of the channels and host names in their station, and even the psychological analysis of each host.

Among them, he also saw his own name.

Zeng Xiaoxian: Features: After accomplishing something, he will make a cute and funny smile, hiccups will last at least 2 seconds, he will be cheap all day long, his eyes are small, his legs are short, he frowns when he laughs, he can dance eyebrows, and he is obscene.

Advantages: Gentle and considerate, funny, easy-going, persistent, helpful, and nice.

Disadvantages: iPartment is the cheapest (mainly eyes), timid and love to break promises, low athletic ability, indecision, suspected phobia of independent choice, schizophrenia.

"Wow, it's really a pity that you don't want to be a paparazzi." Zeng Xiaoxian saw this profile who knew him better than himself, and suddenly had the urge to burst into tears.

"Oh, Mr. Zeng, don't worry, we will definitely put you in the last place. Don't worry about this, the appetizer can't be you, right?" Bai Zhi just casually glanced at the things on it, and then put The data was flipped over.

"You guys are just raising a bar. Is it necessary to mobilize so many teachers?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know how to evaluate it anymore. This kind of situation was only possible when solving a case! .

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"Life needs to have a sense of ritual. What's wrong with raising the bar? You don't need to follow the procedure if you raise the argument? I'm in a hurry. I want you to go through the procedure first when you go home and sleep."

"..."

Ok!Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't laugh or cry, you are amazing.

But let’s not talk about it, you say that you scold others for no reason, that’s called trolling, but if you collect black material from others to scold others, that’s called educated trolling. . .

"I don't care about anything else, but there is one thing you must promise me." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly became serious, which made Lu Ziqiao's heart pounding. When did this guy become so strong?

"say."

"You said that I am gentle and considerate, funny, easy-going, persevering, helpful, and a good person, I admit it, but..." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly grinned and let out a mean smile: "Can you get rid of the shortcomings! After all, I am a public People, if this evaluation gets out, it will become a rumor."

"..." Lu Ziqiao patted his forehead: "Whether it's cool or stay there, this is the evaluation we always think is the most suitable for you, we won't act against our conscience just because you invited us to have a good meal in Xiaonanguo Speaker."

"Okay, that's it, I'll ask you to rub it, and you can help me change it."

"Deal." Afraid of Zeng Xiaoxian's repentance, Lu Ziqiao grabbed his palm, looked at each other with a smile, and said everything without saying a word.

"cough~"

Bai Zhi coughed and squinted at the two people, it was too much, to bribe her in front of her face?Have you put me in your eyes yet?Can it be a little more moral?

"Oh~ Of course we won't forget about Bai Daxia, we won't return tonight unless we're drunk." Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, then shook his eyebrows, and confidently took Bai Zhi with him.

Bai Zhi took a deep look at him, took out a pen, then put it on her mouth and bit it, as if she was thinking about something, and then began to write on it.

Zeng Xiaoxian thought that he was compromising and was crossing out the shortcoming, so he leaned over to take a look, and saw Bai Zhi added a sentence on it: In addition to the above shortcoming, I also found the biggest shortcoming, that is, it is very shameless. If I had to use one word to describe it, it would be 'Take off your pants and hang yourself - die shameless'.

Seeing this allegory used to describe him, Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned dark, especially when Bai Zhi had a circle of lace around it, it was a slap in the face!

"Hey, you are too much! Why do you say I am shameless?"

"Am I wrong?" Bai Zhi spread her hands.

"Of course there is a mistake." Zeng Xiaoxian just retorted, but couldn't find any other words, so he could only leave one sentence: "Anyway, your evaluation is wrong."

"Then how about we make a bet?"

"What are you betting on?" Zeng Xiaoxian flicked his sleeves, even if he was beaten to death, he couldn't admit that he had a thick skin.

"Hey, don't say I'm unfair." Bai Zhi took out her mobile phone, took a picture of the information in Zeng Xiaoxian's column, and then waved in front of Zeng Xiaoxian: "Anyway, on the iPartment website, even if they don't listen to your program, But they all know you.

I will post this information for everyone to comment on. If everyone agrees with the above information, it means that you have lost, and the price does not need to be too high. You show up on the website and make a statement, apologize to me, and say that you blamed me .

If everyone doesn't agree with the evaluation of you above, then I lose, I apologize to you, and then change it according to what you said, how about it? "

"Agreed." Zeng Xiaoxian thought it was good after thinking about it, and agreed without hesitation.

"That's good...um..."

Bai Zhi looked at Lu Ziqiao, and Lu Ziqiao immediately came back to his senses and straightened his clothes: "Okay, I will be a notary for this bet. In order to show fairness, I will ask Zhanbo to borrow an artifact to prevent fraudulent ticket fraud. Screen."

"can."

"Agree." Zeng Xiaoxian is full of confidence now!He believes that with his invincible personality charm, others will definitely not follow Bai Zhi to mess around: "But canvassing is okay, right?"

"Yes, if you can get others to vote in your favour, it means that you are not that kind of person, and Bai Zhi will lose even worse." Lu Ziqiao nodded, expressing her point of view.

"Hahaha~ Bai Zhi, you are doomed."

Bai Zhi just shrugged: "A dog that bites does not bark."

"You..." Zeng Xiaoxian just wanted to get angry, and rolled his eyes: "Hehe, when you said this, you were saying that you are also a dog, but it is only reflected in the fact that one can bark and the other can't."

"Forehead..."

Bai Zhi opened her mouth and said nothing, okay!Zeng Xiaoxian has learned to be smart at this time, he actually knows how to pick his own words, well, he has made progress, which is amazing.

"Wait a minute, what about our plan?" Lu Ziqiao made a turn, bringing the matter back to the point.

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"What can I do? I've said it all, Mr. Zeng's will be saved until the finale, let's proceed normally! Let me take a look~" Bai Zhi opened the folder again: "Well, that's it, Lu Renjia, she seems to be a healing girl, But for a long time, the live broadcast has been changed to a recorded broadcast, and it is said to be a live broadcast, but she always asks her to ensure the progress of her show, and rarely answers calls from real viewers."

"...Is there such a thing?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't believe it when he heard this sentence. Whether it was a request or a recording, these were unspoken rules in the industry. The radio host is also a human being. There will always be times when there is an emergency. At this time, the recording and broadcasting will come in handy.

But once or twice is nothing, everyone tacitly understands it, even if the audience knows it, they won’t say anything, long-term recording and broadcasting, then there is a problem.

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The same is true for asking for support. For example, Zeng Xiaoxian’s radio programs usually need some support to enhance the atmosphere, or to solve embarrassing problems when no one calls. This is also a helpless solution.

If there is no shortage of listeners, then such an embarrassing thing will not happen. Zeng Xiaoxian's program has always been at the bottom, but there will still be many listeners calling, let alone other radio stations.

There must be no shortage of calls from listeners on this radio station, so here comes the question, is it rare to answer calls from real listeners?This shows what?

"Tch, how do you know if they are answering calls from real audience members?" Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully.

The Broadcasting Building is only that big, and the ratings of each episode will be posted. Everyone's names have been met, and this person Zeng Xiaoxian will certainly have an impression.

"It's very simple!" Bai Zhi showed the above information to Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao: "Did you see anything?"

"It's normal!" Zeng Xiaoxian read them all, probably because they didn't know them, so they didn't have a few characters in the information, so they finished it quickly, but there was nothing wrong with it.

"Take a closer look."

"It's okay to look carefully~" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were blurred, but he still couldn't see anything wrong.

"Idiot, Lu Renjia, passer-by, with such random names coming out, it must be more casual during the live broadcast, isn't it a scam?"

"..."six.

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It's a joke, it's always a joke, although Zeng Xiaoxian sometimes complains about this old girl's name, when her parents chose such a random name, she couldn't have picked it up in a trash can, right?

However, a joke is a joke after all, and it cannot be used as a criterion to measure a person's character. Zeng Xiaoxian would not believe what Bai Zhiguang said.

However, after listening to her recorded program, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to believe it.

As Zeng Xiaoxian, who is also a radio host, he has used these methods himself, so he naturally knows the disadvantages of these methods.

In general, whether it is commissioning or recording, the program will go smoothly, and even if there are uncontrollable factors, it is within the acceptable range.

But it will not be so smooth if you do it with a real knife and a real gun. Listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's program and you will know that Ahao, Aou, Alan and the like will come out. Why do you have to open a big ball with a straight face? Cases like this will happen, and it will give you a chance to calm down?

It is precisely because of this reason that Zeng Xiaoxian cannot be completely adaptable, so his program will only be at the bottom.

All right!Closer to home, let’s talk about this passer-by, oh, no, Lu Renjia’s question, in the recorded program, there are not many things beyond her ability to respond, don’t think about it, it must be fake.

As for why the ratings are better than Zeng Xiaoxian?It's very simple, their director only needs the ratings. This kind of method is not obvious to everyone. Everyone has a herd mentality. Seeing that she solves problems very well, um, then listen and pay attention , In this way, the ratings will be high.

"Besides, this is the information that Xiao Hei helped to collect, and his credibility is quite high." Bai Zhi still believed in this so-called most mysterious person: Xiao Hei.

"However, since she seldom answers calls from the audience, how do you get in?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought of another question.

"Mr. Zeng, are you selected for the excellent host of the radio station?" Bai Zhi answered irrelevantly.

"Yes! What's wrong?"

"You may not have a chance, but others have a chance. Of course, you have to restrain yourself at this time. Do you think she will take the risk of asking so many trustees these days?"

"Um, that makes sense!" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up. This selection is from the stage, so no matter how unspoken the rules are usually, at this time, he still has to restrain himself: "But, how do you know that she will choose you?"

This Bai Zhi laughed even more happily, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Mr. Zeng, you usually choose the audience, what kind of person would you choose?"

"emmm." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't doubt that he was there, but thought about it carefully: "The phone editor filters out some silly questions, and then chooses relatively simple questions to answer. Of course, if the voice is nice, it will not be added. Less points."

"That's right! We came prepared and analyzed every detail." Bai Zhi slapped her thigh, then squeezed her throat: "Mr. Zeng, I'm your fan. Listen, I'm in trouble now, I want to ask you to help me solve it, don't know if it's okay?"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide, blinked his eyes, carefully stared at Bai Zhi's eyes, and after confirming that this guy was Bai Zhi, he closed his mouth.

But still swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "You...you are..."

"How is it? Surprised, isn't it?" Bai Zhi took out the phone: "The effect of the voice changer can modify people's voices. The male voice becomes more magnetic, and the female voice becomes more charming. Do you think, would you choose?" Such a voice?"

"Yes, even if such a person asks a difficult question, I will choose it." Zeng Xiaoxian affirmed without hesitation.

Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help giving Bai Zhi a thumbs up. If he had reservations about Bai Zhi's troubles before, after hearing this passer-by playing like this, he resolutely supported Bai Zhi.

It's very simple, he sticks to his post conscientiously, but he doesn't get what he deserves.

But these people are not professional at all, but they step on him, and anyone else will feel unbalanced, well, if you don’t play your cards according to the routine, then I will not play according to the routine, well, at least I will pick you openly Wrong, much better than your villain.

"Teacher Zeng, I'm to blame for not reminding you."

Lu Ziqiao jumped out at this time and looked at him with a half-smile, which made him feel a bad premonition.

"What do you want to say?"

"When we call you, don't think about not answering, or we'll bring the hiccups on your show to Lisa..."

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry.

"It's very simple, because this matter is caused by you, we can all take it off, but you absolutely can't." Lu Ziqiao said a reason he could not refute: "We are helping you eliminate the effect of hiccups on this matter, and the rest It's all incidental sanction, so you must answer our call."

"And, when the time comes, we will also pick on your mistakes, but don't worry, just like others, they all exist, but we will severely reprimand you. You are wanted to escape. As for this opportunity, it depends on you." How did you get it?"

Bai Zhi interfaced, and said hello to Zeng Xiaoxian in advance, since he has played all the games, let's play more.

At least we have listened to your program, your program has a lot of problems, so it's okay for us to make comments, right?

"Isn't it?" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry, being scolded on his own show, this was the first time a bride got on a sedan chair, but you knew you had to pick it up, it was very embarrassing.

"Then, I'll go back and find out how to swear tonight." Lu Ziqiao couldn't wait any longer, rubbed his hands together to say hello, picked up the documents, and went out directly.

Listening to what Lu Ziqiao said, Zeng Xiaoxian was a little overwhelmed with just saying this. Curse someone and write a draft first?This is a skill only available to 0.6 professional trolls, right?

"Boss, can you scold me lightly?"

"Okay! I'll find Yifei when the time comes, she's still very good at this kind of thing."

"Forehead..."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face became even more bitter, who is Yifei?Swearing never comes with swear words, Bai Zhi will be merciful, but Yifei doesn't have to think about it, especially the kind that Zeng Xiaoxian seeks to scold by himself.

"Forget it, you and Zi Qiao will come! I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it."

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi picked up the cue indifferently, and hit the billiard balls into the holes one by one: "Do you want to try it? It's very interesting~"

"No need, no need." Zeng Xiaoxian wiped off his cold sweat. If Lisa knew that he had beaten all his colleagues on the radio because of this, she might have pulled out their 40-meter machete and chopped him down. . . .