Bitch living in an apartment

Bai Zhi looked at it a little dumbfounded, these pants, aren't your sister's are Yifei's?I've seen her wear it before.

"Yu Mo, I haven't offended you recently, have I?"

"Ah? No! What's the matter?"

"Then why did you let me wear Yifei's clothes? Do you want Yifei to kill me?" Bai Zhiyou guessed, he felt that he was very honest these days!Although I used Zeng Xiaoxian's baby body lotion as a toilet cleaner the day before yesterday, I broke Lu Ziqiao's magic tool for picking up girls~ yesterday.

But overall, it is quite harmonious!Why did Yumo want to take revenge on herself?

Holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, no- yeah?

Yumo's period?It's even more impossible, her period has passed long ago, can she come several times a month?

"Ah, hehehe~" Yu Mo was a little speechless.

"You're so weird today!" Bai Zhi went over and touched her forehead, then touched her own: "I don't have a fever! Besides, judging by your complexion, it doesn't seem too bad, and you don't have any illness!"

"I... I actually... Oh, yes, I prepared a birthday present for you, and I want to surprise you."

"Have you time-traveled? My birthday has passed long ago."

"It's scheduled for next year."

"..."

"Nervous." Bai Zhi complained silently: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, if you want to play, wait for me to put the things away, and I will accompany you out to play."

"Hey, you can't go there."

"why?"

"Because, because, the next door is hunting mice, I'm afraid if you go." Yu Mo hugged Bai Zhi's arm and said nothing to let go.

"You forgot again? We have been supervised by Yifei for more than a week, how could there be mice? Really." Baizhi covered her forehead helplessly: "Good boy~ just a few minutes, I will come over after I put the things away .”

"Hey~"

Yu Mo saw that Bai Zhi opened her hand, pushed open the door and walked to the next door, feeling like crying.

"Wow~" Bai Zhi walked into the door and found that 3602 had changed a lot. There was still a place to set foot down before, but now there is no place to set foot down.

He could only clear out a path bit by bit, and walked to the refrigerator step by step with 'difficulty': "What exactly do you want to do? Even if you redecorate, you don't need to do this?"

"Bai Zhi... Aren't you trying on clothes next door? Why are you here?" Guan Gu said with some embarrassment.

"Don't mention it. I don't know if Yumo's brain is convulsed again. She keeps giving me Yifei's clothes. She must have forgotten again. She didn't buy me clothes at all. Therefore, I can't save my face for a while. clothes came out to fool me."

Bai Zhi put the snacks in the cabinet under the kitchen, took out the milk, and threw it into the refrigerator.

However, after putting the things in, he found that something had flashed to him, so he pushed aside a piece of celery and took a look: "Eh? Isn't this Yu Mo's diamond ring? Why is it in the refrigerator? Is she Hit the diamond ring on the ice?"

"Nani?"

Guan Gu and Yoyo took a look, good guy, they searched for a long time, but it turned out to be in the vegetable leaves in the refrigerator?This also makes it impossible for people to live.

They thought of countless possibilities, and the biggest possibility was that Da Ha or Xiao Ha had swallowed them, and they were going to carry them to gastric lavage!As a result, you told me that you found it in the refrigerator, and you found it as soon as you came back.

"Why are you so surprised?" Bai Zhi scratched her head, feeling baffled: "This is not the first time she has done this. I took it out of the refrigerator several times."

"..."

"Oh~ I found it, so I used it to smash ice cubes." Yu Mo came in and saw the ring in Bai Zhi's hand, and excitedly took it.

"Yu Mo, I see, did you think you lost it, and you were afraid that I would find out, so you tricked me over." Bai Zhi could see that Yu Mo really had something to do, otherwise how could it be so strange!

"Uh, hehehe~"

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Yu Mo didn't refute, just smiled, then put the ring on his hand, covered his face and went back to the room.

Yifei happened to come out of their room too, and when she saw the diamond ring on Yu Mo's finger, she was shocked: "Yu Mo, where did you find it?"

"..."

Yu Mo pointed to the refrigerator, then covered his face and entered the room, leaving Yifei in a mess in the wind, walked to Guan Gu and the others, and asked weakly: "What does she mean?"

"That's what it means." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, and after a while, it turned out to be this shit.

As for Yu Mo, he has become used to it, and losing things is a common thing, so, in order for her not to lose people, when she goes out, Bai Zhi calls every once in a while.

.... 0 ...

"Does she often lose things?" Guan Gu asked suddenly.

Such important things can be placed casually, Guan Gu suddenly found that Baizhi and Yumo really match!He remembered that Bai Zhi was still drying clothes with Yu Mo's earrings.

Then Yu Mo turned around and smashed ice cubes on the diamond ring that Bai Zhi gave him, this nima is really taking money for money!

If ordinary people have such a valuable thing, they don't know where to hide it, for fear that one day they will lose it and cry like a fool.

"That's right! Yumo often loses things. She lost her passport when she was traveling, and her admission ticket for the college entrance examination. Except for her head, she lost everything else."

"It's more than that!" Bai Zhi's face turned bitter: "As long as something disappears, whether it's because she forgot it at home or forgot to lend it to others, she will buy another one.

Now she has two mobile phones, two identical bags, and dozens of pairs of glasses. "

Such a girl, ordinary people really can't afford it!Fortunately, she also earns a lot of money herself, otherwise Bai Zhi would not go out and find something to earn some money, maybe it would not be enough for her to buy things for her.

This reminded Bai Zhi that when she was watching a TV series before, someone would force Zhang Wei and Yu Mo to form a CP. Just because of this, Zhang Wei would be scared away, not to mention their worldview and values. . . .

"Dozens of copies?"

For Guan Gu, who has only been wearing a pair of glasses for several years, this is unbelievable. Without glasses, the world is basically blurred, which is no different from losing his eyes.six.

Chapter 286

"Baibai, get busy! I went shopping with Yifei, and I'll buy you some clothes by the way. I said I would buy clothes for you. Believe me, I will never break my promise."

Yu Mo came out of the room and had already changed his clothes. Although he was ready to go, he also dragged Yifei and Yoyo along.

"No, Yu Mo, I told you, don't smash the ice with that thing, we have a hammer at home, if you know how to use it, you can call it Guan Gu or Teacher Zeng or Zi Qiao! You... "

"Bai Bai, wait until I come back to talk about these things, okay? If you don't leave, it will be dark later." Yu Mo kissed Bai Zhi on the face, which was considered a hush money: "Let's go, Yifei, Yoyo..."

"Hello..."

Bai Zhi felt a ball of sadness, who said she needed so many clothes?Just keep it simple, buy yourself fancy clothes all the time, don’t you just read a few posts on Lu Ziqiao’s Weibo?As for this?

"Hey, I'm going back to draw comics too. By the way, Bai Zhi, please tidy up here. After all, we are still looking for things for your daughter-in-law." Guan Gu patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder, then returned to the room, Locked the door directly.

Bai Zhi stared blankly at the living room that existed only after forced demolition. It's easy for you to dig it out, but it's hard to put it away!Hey, do you want to do this?Can't you help me clean up together?

The unrequited love picks up things bit by bit from the ground, wipes clean things, and throws away things that are about to be thrown away, what is this all about!

After a long time, the ones on the ground were finally picked up, and all that was left was to clean up the things on the table. Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, and the rest would be easy.

When he was about to start, Zeng Xiaoxian got dressed and came out of the room: "Hey, why are you alone? Where are the others?"

Bai Zhi didn't turn her head back: "Guan Gu was drawing manga in the room, the girl went shopping, Zi Qiao, it should be at the bar, Zhang Wei seems to be reading in the study next door, hey, I said, Teacher Zeng, why did you sleep so late today Huh? It's past one in the afternoon now."

"Last night, I did the live broadcast a little late, and I also suffered from insomnia when I came back. I didn't fall asleep until almost six o'clock this morning."

"Then you are amazing! The biological clock is completely reversed." Bai Zhi complained. It was just dawn at six o'clock, and he just went to bed and woke up in the afternoon. Fortunately, he didn't sleep until six o'clock in the evening, otherwise he would really be a nocturnal creature.

"Is there anything to eat, I'm starving."

"There's beer in the fridge, and a cucumber."

"Cucumber?" Zeng Xiaoxian took a look in the refrigerator, all right!There is really only cucumber left, and he drank all his own milk: "I will lend you some milk to drink, and I will pay you back next time."

"Drink~"

It's like borrowing, but everyone takes someone else's after drinking, and there is no such thing as repaying.

"Why are you so diligent today? Didn't Yifei abolish the management plan? Could it be that Daha chased after the mouse again?"

"You're overthinking, this is Yu Mo's looking for a diamond ring."

"Hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what to think of, and laughed loudly: "You are really interesting, no matter whether it is a person or an animal, you have to clean up everything that makes you worry, anyway, haha Haha~

But, fortunately, you are more worry-free than them, it just so happens that they are evenly tied, so don't blame anyone, hahaha~"

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi echoed a few times casually, wiped a cup and put it on the shelf: "I don't complain, no one complains, anyway, if they smash your things one day when they are looking for something, I'll just let you go." Just throw it in the trash."

"Gah~"

Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be choked, unable to laugh anymore.

Oh, sure enough, human beings, when it comes to their own interests, can't gloat so much.

"Mr. Zeng, Bai Zhi, so you are here?" Zeng Xiaoxian was still staring at a cucumber. Zeng Xiaoxian was thinking about how to eat this cucumber. Lu Ziqiao ran in and saw that the two were like Seeing like a savior.

"What's the matter? In a panic, your ex-girlfriend wants you again?"

"What?" Lu Ziqiao casually brought the subject to the main topic: "Bai Zhi, in 15 minutes, go to the bar. I need a wingman."

"What opportunity?" Before Bai Zhi could speak, Zeng Xiaoxian agreed.

"Wingman, that is, when a fighter jet performs a mission, there is usually a wingman on the side to support it. Once the attack fails, the main engine retreats and the wingman covers it. If necessary, it will die with the enemy."

"Hehe, did you meet another girl you like very much? Usually you can't use 0..." Bai Zhi doesn't know anything like Zeng Xiaoxian.

Normally, this guy would rarely choose those very dangerous prey, let alone a wingman who needs to die together, unless he encounters something that suits his appetite but is very dangerous, he will start this plan.

"don't know."

"Ah..." Lu Ziqiao sighed helplessly. He had already explained the concept of wingman. Although Zeng Xiaoxian didn't pay attention to it, he had heard it anyway: "You really should check out my Weibo. In the tutorials inside, I can’t understand such a simple metaphor.”

"What he means is that he needs a partner to pick up girls." Bai Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, so she could only explain helplessly: "But then again, Zi Qiao, it's all your fault."

"...What are you blaming me for?"

"It's all about that damn tutorial you posted. Yu Mo now lets me try on clothes every day, and also try on the outfits in your crappy tutorial. The problem is, what are the things in your tutorial? Ugly~ "

"I'm here for picking up girls, just a little special, and some are still at the theoretical stage, so it's normal to be ugly." Lu Ziqiao's eyes are evasive, and the theoretical stage is regarded as a tutorial, which is really cheating.

"Nonsense, I think you must be using me as a test subject. You let Yu Mo watch your tutorials for this purpose, right?" Bai Zhi suddenly thought of a possibility, otherwise how could Lu Ziqiao update 0.6 so diligently? Woolen cloth?He must have used Baizhi as a vanguard. If it is really handsome, or if the effect is good, he will learn to use it.

"Nothing, it was an accident, a pure accident."

"Oh, by the way, I didn't even tell Zhang Wei that it was your fault that he was thrown into the trash can! Just right, he should be very irritable reading now, and maybe he wants to beat you up." Let it out, hehehe..."

Bai Zhi took out her mobile phone, and just as she was about to send a message, she was stopped by Lu Ziqiao: "Brother, don't you need to tell him this old story? Then I swear, I will send the message to the head office as you said, right? Until Yu Mo gave up letting you try on clothes."

"It's almost there."

Only then did Bai Zhi put away her phone, it would have been fine if she had cooperated earlier, and you are taking me for a fool, are you overthinking it? .

Chapter 287

"What about this wingman???"

Seeing that Zhang Wei's matter was over, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but bring up the issue of the wingman. If it was really for picking up girls, he could sacrifice quite a lot.

Only this time, he seemed to have missed it.

"Die, I'm not in the mood." Bai Zhi refused without hesitation: "Didn't you see that our apartment is in a mess? I haven't finished cleaning it yet! Besides, if I go, people might look down on you, You should find Teacher Zeng to be your wingman!"

"No, I'm not going either, I'm bored to death."

"What can you do?" Bai Zhi said disdainfully, this guy only goes to work at night, what can he do at this time?

"You guys, did you listen to my show last night?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't answer the question, but asked the two if they listened to his show.

Perhaps it was because of the need for others, Lu Ziqiao also figured it out, this guy Bai Zhi would not go if he couldn't go, and if he did, he really didn't know who his wingman was. . .

"Of course I listened to it. The music is beautiful, the content is substantial, the theme is clear and fascinating."

"Shameless." Bai Zhi raised a middle finger at Lu Ziqiao, last night?Don't you have an idea of ​​how long you've been hanging out at the bar last night you bastard?Of course: "I wouldn't lie to him in 09, it's already one or two o'clock in the morning, isn't sleeping with a girl better than listening to your radio?"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian thought that it would be better if you lied to me. Although what you said was true, I would not thank you for not lying to me. . .

"I had an accident on the air last night." Zeng Xiaoxian finally spoke out about the problem last night after being depressed for a while.

"Oh, could it be that you stopped when you saw no one was listening to the broadcast?" Bai Zhi shook her head and continued, "Mr. Zeng, don't blame me for not reminding you. Look, as long as you get on stage and start performing, you have to finish the performance before you stop?"

"Why?" Lu Ziqiao became interested.