Miss Bach's Crab Canon

She has so much to say, thousands of details for the hour length of this album.

But now, the first time she came into contact with modern music, what she wants to ask is actually only a simple point.

"I... How should I direct them and play it from the beginning again? I still want to hear it, can you help me find out what's wrong?"

After finishing speaking, Joannis seriously stretched out her right hand and raised it in the air, imitating Gao Yiyu's special commanding action when she clicked the mouse——

"Play!"

025 Part-time job in music

"This is much more difficult than the college entrance examination..."

"Huh? What is the college entrance examination? What's the difficulty?"

"Teach you the operation logic of pausing and playing. And you and she understand that there is no house elf band playing in the computer and speakers...I mean these are difficult.

The sky had completely sunk into darkness, and Gao Yiyu's mental head obtained from an hour's sleep had been exhausted by the above-mentioned things.This is much, much more difficult than teaching the elderly to use WeChat...

But it took a long time and careful fool-like guidance, finally let Miss Joannis learn how to use the computer to listen to music.By the way, she also wanted to disassemble the speaker and say hello to the elf band hidden inside... I don't know what kind of folklore they have in Germany...

Still, it's fun to watch her cautiously and awkwardly use the mouse, struggling to get it to move to Pause.

and--

"Success!!! Paused!"

Seeing Joannis shout out for her feat is also very fulfilling.Although after shouting, Joannis, who was over excited, almost hugged her, which was embarrassing.Of course, all this was stopped by the violent stomp of the irascible neighbor upstairs.

"That is to say, besides this album, I can also order their other songs?"

"Well, the one on the left is the title of the song, and the one on the right is the name of the artist and the name of the album." Gao Yiyu switched the music software Spotify to German, which immediately made Joannis feel kind, and everything was much more convenient, "You can freely Listen, if there is anything you are particularly interested in, come and ask me, and I will chat with you one by one."

Gao Yiyu's tone was extremely sincere, because she liked it that way.

To be able to talk about things that are deeply loved but no one knows.

Although before talking about the nature of music, I have to talk about more troubles with this uncivilized ancient man...

"How much music is in here?"

There may not be 1000 million songs, but there must be several million—Gao Yiyu originally planned to tell her this, but was afraid that she would not understand and her brain would crash, so she could only vaguely say "a lot anyway" and skip it... Gradually master the communication method with her.

In this way, Joannis decided to use this evening to listen to more modern music in this novel world.But she is not an ordinary listener, but borrows paper and pen from Gao Yiyu to conduct in-depth research on modern music, like someone who is preparing to study hard the night before an exam.

Gao Yiyu lent her not only these, but also a keyboard synthesizer.

"When you hear happiness, you will want to join in the music. Then you can use this to satisfy your hunger."

"Well! Parents really understand this feeling too... Thank you!"

Just as the two of them resonate with this common idea and want to join in the performance, it is also because the soul of the musicians resonates with the music.

"You're welcome, I'm your fanatic. Seeing you exploring new music is the best thing for me."

After finishing speaking, he took care of everything and left her, who was blushing for some reason, to accompany the music, while Gao Yiyu left the world of music and came to the study.

Although I am hungry and sleepy, the time alone is precious and should be used for thinking.

First of all--

She rummaged through the places where she might save money, and found about 600 yuan in cash. She was really poor.

She doesn't have a smartphone, so she still looks like an outlier, insisting on holding cash and using traditional bank cards-now that I think about it, this may be one of the reasons why Deli Dolly came to her door and liked her...

Part of the money is her living expenses, and the other part is savings, which is intended to be used for expenses related to purchasing musical instruments.Before, I had the cheek to ask my family for some, and the total calculation was 1000 yuan.

"Do you want to rely on such a start-up capital to fight against the monster called Pop..." She fell into a deep self-mockery, and began to regret how she had accepted such a ridiculous thing...

That's all, let's bite the bullet.

Rolling up her sleeves, she took another T-shirt, wiped off her long black hair, and tied a rough ponytail with the T-shirt.Finally, the neck and the back of the head are much refreshed, well, this is the mental outlook that a man of action should have.

She immediately scribbled and drew pictures in her homework book—it was all a strategy against pop music.

The first is to earn more strategic money!At the same time, even a little bit, try to publicize the tritone as much as possible, and restore strength to Deli Duoli.Fortunately, those two things can be rolled into one.

Music can receive a lot of part-time jobs - before this, Gao Yiyu relied on taking orders from time to time to maintain his independent life as a high school student.All the music equipment installed in this home is also earned in this way.

But in the past, it was all about adding up, and now I need a more profitable part-time job...

But based on experience, the profitable part-time jobs are outsourced to Douyin and short videos...

For example, provide original arrangements for some people who make original content.In fact, it is just a few hours of playing with software and free audio sources according to the request of the other party.

Modern use of computers to make music - this process is actually very simple, even people without knowledge of music theory can operate.

The entry-level production software does not require users to understand staff notation, but is based on a set of addition and subtraction that is similar to elementary school mathematics-a brick-and-mortar program compiled.

All the user has to do is to choose the appropriate brick.

For example, the piano based on music.

Paste piano bricks of different lengths on the wall of music. If the position of the paste is high, its tone will be high, and vice versa.If the paste brick is long, it will be a long sound, otherwise it will be short.

In addition to the piano, drum bricks of different lengths and heights are generally filled in first, as the rhythm part, to build a skeleton for a piece of music.

Then, use the electronic sound effects of pianos, strings, wind instruments, or various unrealistic musical instruments to make the melody line of the song - all in the form of tiles, and elementary school students can paste them with a click of the mouse .

In addition to the main melody line, shoddy pop music also has to throw up all kinds of general chords.Then, just casually add some low voice to set off all this.

It is like a kind of assembly line, slightly modified but the essence remains the same.

You can get familiar with the process within a few days of getting started, and start mass production after imitating a few songs.

So, this kind of thing appeared widely... But even so, a decent song can surprisingly sell for hundreds of dollars...

Of course, this is thanks to the popularity of various short video platforms, and also thanks to the fact that many unemployed, idle and ignorant people have started to dream of becoming an Internet celebrity.By the way, audiences are happy to suck on their pacifiers and insensibly paddle to the next, adding to their false splendor.

"I'm going to defect too..."

It's not the first time Gao Yiyu thinks this way, it's easy and very profitable.

Rather, if you don't take the easy and simple road to get some sweetness...there will only be a road full of thorns, what a strange world.

But after seriously thinking about this possibility for a long time—Gao Yiyu finally gave up with a smile.The reason is that she is very aware of the clumsy nature of the music, so she hasn't heard it much, so she can't make it.

Even if I heard it, it was passively heard on the road, in my spare time, on the bus, from people who probably couldn't afford headphones.

She is a person who has been dealing with various sound sources all the year round, but whenever she hears sounds coming from other people's mobile phones, she can tell which category they belong to.

You can also rely on your ears to tell which company's free entry is used for the sound source package.And based on the arrangement, chords, and rhythm of the first measure, you can tell what kind of musical form you copied-it's not difficult to understand whether that thing is good or bad.

Most are bad.

To be an enemy of them... It's really a fantasy if you think about it carefully.

……

Although the desktop computer and musical instruments were borrowed by Joannis, Gao Yiyu still secretly hid the laptop.If I don't hide it, Ioannis may have to spend another few hours explaining "what is this" and "what's the use" when Ioannis sees it.

She opened the music producer forum she often goes to. Although most folk professional and non-professional producers have invested in the embrace of short videos to make money, occasionally there are some good part-time jobs that flow out-Gao Yiyu is exactly By fate, I picked them up to do it.

"Oh? Then what have you done?" Didoli ran out again, perhaps because he had slept soundly.

"Are you going to sleep or not... You are always so surprised."

"It's not just humans that suffer from insomnia, we do too."

Gold coins from the seventeenth century glisten next to the laptop.

Gazing at this brilliance, Gao Yiyu's thoughts soared.Well, it must be because of the insomnia caused by the insomnia caused by the feeling of being very unsuitable to live in such a high-value gold currency because of the habit of producing small-denomination coins in Delidori...

"Not really."

"Can you read minds!"

"Just reading your history book." After finishing speaking, Deli Duoli yawned.

Gao Yiyu immediately got excited: "Can you read where there is a beautiful rich woman who needs me who can play seventeen musical instruments?"

"Unfortunately, most rich women want boys...Your employment prospects are bleak now."

"hateful."

Deli Duoli laughed half-jokingly for a while, and asked the previous question again: "I don't have the energy to turn the previous page, and chatting with people is actually good, so, what part-time music jobs have you had before?"

Immediately, countless memories flowed through my mind, and there were quite a few things worth mentioning.

"Teach the neighbor's daughter the shepherd flute so that she can show her skills in elementary school...Help the neighbor's daughter cover up what she didn't do her homework, pretend to be a parent explaining to the teacher...Help the neighbor's daughter solve the problem of tone insufficiency, It turned out that it couldn't be saved..."

"Why is it her?"

Facing Deli Duoli's questioning, Gao Yiyu was rather confused: "Huh? They are all different people."

"...How many neighbor's daughters do you know?!"

"There are several more."

After being silent for a long time, Deli Dolly sighed, "It's the right thing to turn you into what you are now." She hesitated to speak, and asked, "Is there any serious part-time job?"

"Provide others with advice on buying musical instruments, recommend introductory books on music theory... help people find songs whose names are forgotten but always remember the melody according to the description. Fan’s music producer is in contact with domestic work... Besides that, there are a lot of bits and pieces.”

"How's the market going?"

"There are good times and bad times." Gao Yiyu turned the ballpoint pen and said with great interest, "For example, I helped someone find a song in his memory, and he gave me a lot of money excitedly. And it was a good song, and I was very happy. happy."

"Oh? What's that song?" Deli Dolly showed his music lover side.

"Don't tell you."

Deli Dolly was angry for a while: "Then I will look through your history myself, you wait for tenosynovitis."

"Oh? So, you actually have strength?"

"Oh... this... I mean after you help me get back some strength. Don't talk about it, I'm going to sleep first! I'm sleepy!"

"Speaking of which, what about the rest? Isn't she a good partner with you in fighting, drinking, and fighting against pop music? I haven't seen her since I came back from history. I thought she would be with Joannis."

Deli Duoli yawned: "The rest is going to the fragments of history, looking for clues about our enemies."

"It seems that I really hate pop music."

"...Yeah...but let's not talk about this." Deli Dolly is like the kind of person who turned to open the game after saying "good night" in the QQ group, "I am trying my last bit of energy to take care of Taking care of your part-time music job, I found something you can't forget."

"what?"

"Rich lady."

Oh oh oh? !Ok?No, if things go wrong, there must be demons.Deli Dolly is not the kind of kind person who gives gifts for no reason, but a terrifying demon who re-gendered her and drank the blood of children!And often pretend to be asleep and peek at other people's life history.

Such an evil monster wants to introduce a rich woman to himself?I'm afraid it's a way of asking for a child with a lot of money, right?

"You look at the music forum on your laptop, there's a new post asking for help from people who are good at classical music, paid, well paid, that's what you need."

"Oh?" Gao Yiyu was taken aback, it was true, "You rewrote history for me."

"No, when I was chatting with you, I looked at the forum and found that this post was newly posted."

"……Grass."

Deli Dolly added cheerfully: "But the other party should be a rich woman. Look at the registered gender female, and the post is related to classical music, grand piano, and harp."

"...It makes sense." Besides, how does this big devil understand the Internet?

"So, wish me good night?"

"Go to sleep now."

Deli Duoli put away his voice contentedly, and the gold coin returned to its proper silence.Gao Yiyu opened the post suspiciously, and carefully studied the help post.

"Find someone who is good at classical music, especially Bach, for a high price! Hurry up, let me know the details!"

After a little hesitation, Gao Yiyu sent a private message: "I know people who are very good at classical music, and I know Bach very well..." Hey, I'm quite embarrassed.

026. The client and the parties

After sending the private message, Gao Yiyu couldn't help thinking about what kind of commission this would be.

Good at classical music, especially Bach - these two conditions are actually not uncommon.

Bach's works, among the whole classical music and even various western classical musical instruments, belong to a mountain that cannot be bypassed.Therefore, there is always an endless stream of people climbing the mountain, and people often ask how to cross the mountain.

However, there is still a precondition of "paying a high price", which is a bit wrong.If you are asking about the difficulty of playing or the history of music, with the development of the Internet now, there are always enthusiastic people who can provide answers without paying a penny.So... this should be that kind of commission, right?