Miss Bach's Crab Canon

Gao Yiyu immediately thought of one.

"Ghostwriting papers!"

The rich woman on the other side of the network is probably a rich lady who is studying classical music at a certain music college. Because she usually has too much fun, she has no ability to complete her studies, so she started to find someone to write a paper for her... The topic is about Bach.

Feeling that she had guessed pretty well, Gao Yiyu couldn't help looking forward to it. According to her experience, this was the commission with the most lucrative premium!She has ghostwritten several articles so far, ranging from undergraduate to doctoral level, and she can make a lot of money every time, and she can finish it in five or six days.

Thank you, Deli Dolly, for introducing such a good job.

"Ding--"

A notification sound came from the forum, indicating that a private message had been received.

Gao Yiyu has a plan in his chest, so he opened it to see——

"How can I believe that you are not a liar? Are you really familiar with Bach?" The other party who proposed the commission was very wary.

This is even better. It means that the other party is not just looking for fun, but is really asking for help: "You just search the topic posts of my account, reply, and see how many excellent posts I have. I'm sure I can help."

Although she doesn't have a smart phone, she can only use the old-fashioned computer to surf the Internet, but she has worked hard for several years in this technically oriented traditional forum and has left a lot of qualifications—this is very useful, at least in this situation Next, he will appear to be a reliable person.

Sure enough, not long after, the notification sound came again

"Oh! You are really a master! You have been online for a long time hahaha, are you unemployed?"

This guy is so rude...

But for the sake of money, Gao Yiyu replied politely: "If I accept your commission, then I will have a job, so what help do you need? It doesn't matter about the salary, I just want to help the same love Classical people."

"Oh, I don't like classical music very much, can you leave a V and we can talk about it?"

"I only have QQ."

"...What!? Ancient people?!"

Feeling deeply humiliated, Gao Yiyu couldn't help but opened the door and looked outside. The serious ancient man was lying on a chair, staring at the ceiling in astonishment. He was obviously shocked by modern music—in this respect, he was moved by He Yue Anni It's really a shame to compare it with Silk...

It's also true that she doesn't have WeChat, because she doesn't have a smartphone.

Although the computer has the WeChat software on the PC side, it is disgusting to use the mobile phone to scan the code to log in...

But fortunately, the client did have something to ask for. Although his mouth was a little broken, he obediently added Gao Yiyu's QQ for work.You have to use a small QQ account to write papers for you, otherwise, once it is revealed that the second-year high school students are writing papers for you, it will be too much for both parties.

The other party added it carelessly with a large size... All the traces on the QQ account exude a childish atmosphere...

"That's right, my birthday is three days away." She even posted a GIF heat map emoticon that comes with QQ. It is hard to imagine that people over the age of 12 would do such a thing.

"Excuse me...does this have something to do with the entrustment?"

"Yeah, me, I want to hold an online birthday party! Because of the epidemic... PS, you are quite serious." After posting this paragraph, without giving Gao Yiyu a chance to reply, the other party quickly sent a new message , "I want to show my talents to everyone and play a piece of Bach."

"so?"

"My little best friend celebrated her birthday before, and I invited a very popular girl group singer to add to the fun. She played the flute and performed interactively with others. She suddenly became the hottest topic of conversation in the circle, and she also gained a lot of praise... I think she It doesn't match the truth, because she plays very badly...they are all popular songs."

Ok?Isn't it ghostwriting?

"It's my turn for the birthday party. I want to show my talents and play Bach's pieces."

"Understood, you want to play some classical music and press it back, good job! You are very discerning, and you will definitely not lose face! How many years have you studied?" Although it is not ghostwriting, this kind of thing is more interesting, Gao Yiyu is excited The drowsiness is all gone.

"My family has been buying pianos for more than ten years."

"Cow! Then why are you looking for someone else?"

"But I haven't played it for a minute, and no one will, after all, I bought it to look good."

"……Oh."

After posting a worried expression, the client explained: "So I actually don't know how to play at all. I saw Bach's name in the novel, and I knew it was more compelling. A few days ago, I was bragging with my little sister. I joked that I I want to play this at the birthday party, and they know I can't, but they keep saying that I can't get off the stage."

"Then don't be joking..."

"This, this is not blowing high... hey." She could feel the client on the other end of the network sighing, and she asked again, "So, is there any way to master the method of playing Bach pieces in three days?"

Gao Yiyu was dumbfounded in front of the computer for a full 3 minutes, and then shook his head while giving a solution to the problem.

Surprisingly, there are many ways.

"Pretending to be sick, pretending that the network cable is broken, pretending that the piano is broken, you choose one."

"...I want to play by myself." It seemed that he realized that his request was too difficult, and the client also gave a corresponding solution, "I will pay a very generous reward."

Gao Yiyu hesitated for a moment, moved the mouse away from "delete friend", but asked seriously: "Although I don't want it very much...but how rich is it?"

"I can receive one or two hundred birthday presents. I don't have much room to pile them up at home, and I have to hang them every year. So, how about giving you all the extra this year as a reward? As long as you let me have a good life Finish the birthday party."

"Do you mind asking about the value?"

"I don't know... But last year, only half of them were sold. My mother invested the money from the sale in a fund for me. The annual income is about 10 yuan, so it shouldn't be too much..."

Because there was no operation for a long time, the screen of Gao Yiyu's laptop automatically turned off, and Gao Yiyu's dull face was reflected on the pitch-black screen.Thankfully it wasn't a phone call or a voice exchange, otherwise the client would have been driven away by a plethora of profanities.

Sighing continuously, Gao Yiyu woke up the computer——

"still there?"

"Are you there?"

"Huh? I'm sorry, these are the only things I can freely control. However, although the reward is not much, there may be an opportunity to become very meaningful. For example, this year's fund income helped me buy a bear doll. I really like it, so less money can bring happiness... just help me."

Gao Yiyu slapped himself a few times to drive away the drowsiness completely——

She seemed to be playing the piano at the most important moment in her life, her slender fingers fell on the keyboard, and she tapped out her heart with a fire-like allegro, expressing the most delicate and abundant emotions at this moment——

"It makes sense, so let me help you as much as I can."

This is for a girl who loves classical music deeply, and it is also for the impetuous circle to feel Bach's artistry.

Not only that, but also the best gift called music for the client who is about to celebrate her birthday.

Forget it, let it be like this.

……

"Hi, Joanice."

"...Huh? Parents."

"Although I still feel very uncomfortable with this name, can I take off the earphones and disturb you?"

Joannis nodded, took off the earphones, manipulated the mouse with extremely unfamiliar hands, and after clicking a few times, successfully paused the normal music——

She's listening to The Ink Spots.

This extremely important ensemble band has been active since 1930 and even into the 21st century. In its more than [-] years of music creation, just like its name, it has left ink stains in the history of music.

"How about the music?"

"I listened to a few songs, they must be black."

Gao Yiyu was taken aback: "Huh? Can you hear it?"

Joannis nodded proudly, rubbed her red ears, and tilted her nose, as if to show off how good her ears are and how wide her knowledge is as a great musician: "The cover is black."

"Oh……"

"After wearing headphones for a long time, my ears are so uncomfortable..." After rubbing a few more times, Joannis said, "Different from the previous rock music, The Ink Spots' music is very interesting, and the rhythm and harmony characteristics are very exciting. Happy, it fits what I heard from Frederick II."

"The black music at that time... entered the court?"

"At that time, the nobles would raise a few deformed black African jesters as jesters, which would be a good source of conversation between them. Occasionally they would be asked to perform something, and they would play some folk music, which had obvious characteristics and paid attention to Rhythm, and an inherently languid but coherent tone."

Joannis saw Gao Yiyu's interested expression, so she cheerfully shared what she had seen and heard.

"So one thing I already know about the new era is that black people seem to be treated as human too?"

"Well... black African music began to develop in the United States—that is, the New World. As the root music, it extended the embryonic form of modern music...just like making bread, you must first have flour to make dough."

"Oh? That's how rock and roll came out?"

"Yes, after all kinds of evolutions, it has completely become a white-dominated thing."

"Haha, no matter how strange it is, the essence of the era is still the same as before."

Joannis became a different person when she talked about music, probably because the instrument was by her side.She laughed happily for a while, then suddenly asked: "That's right, what do you need from me?"

"Oh yes!" Almost forgot about the client... Gao Yiyu hurriedly asked, "You are the highest-level musician in history, do you have any special ancient music magic that can make a stupid person who has never touched an instrument Girl, pop your music in three days?"

Joannis's face turned red and white, and finally she smiled in relief: "Although I feel insulted by you...but I can't say 'hmph, my music is so simple' to defend my achievements... After all, how many My music, which one wants to play, also makes me happy."

She nodded before giving a formal answer——

"There is a way."

"...Oh? Really?"

"Pretend that her qin is broken! Unfortunately, she can't play it! Promise to come again next time! Anyway, she was tricked by someone? Or, pretending to eat broken rye bread? Lying on the bed and claiming to see Moses divide the Red Sea, God walks on the surface of the sea... everyone will know that eating has a bad stomach."

"...It really can't be saved, right?" It seems that the essence of the times is still the same as before.

"Of course! That's the music I put my heart and soul into. How can a complete layman play it in three days!"

After all, Joannis was still unhappy, but after speaking in one breath, she let out a long and pleasant sigh of relief.Without any haze, she stood up, and came to Gao Yiyu with a hearty look——

"But we have to talk about it separately. Does she want to learn how to play a musical instrument, or learn how to play a certain piece of music?"

It took half a second to understand this sentence, and Gao Yiyu had a flash of inspiration, completely understanding Joannis' original intention.

Seeing her enlightened face, Joannis nodded happily: "It's good that I can help you."

……

For an instrument like the piano, in three days, you can practice until it hits the ground, can play 2 to 3 introductory pieces, master several basic left-hand chords, and the right hand can gradually memorize the pitch-but this is still impossible. Call it playing.

But that's the intro to the system.

But there is another stupid way, maybe something can be done in three days.

Gao Yiyu sat in front of the laptop again, found the client who was still awake, and wondered how much time was left in the three days.

"Hello, client, how is your learning ability?"

"not so good……"

"...Okay, but seeing how fast you type, I have an idea."

"You speak."

"We choose a relatively simple and short Bach piece. I record a complete performance video, and you imitate key by key and hand by hand. You don't have to think about music and performance methods, just reproduce me. Actions."

"...Understood! Good! But why don't I go online to find ready-made ones? If you are afraid of being exposed, you can go to YouTube to find the most unpopular ones."

The client is pretty smart...but why was he forced to play the piano on his birthday when he obviously couldn't?Gao Yiyu felt a trace of contradiction in it, and when he was about to think about it - a new message from the client came.

"But your idea is enough for me to pay for it. Please record it. I will work hard."

"Okay, then how about we avoid those songs that have already been heard and look for unpopular ones?"

"...This makes me more face, okay! Which one? I'm going to start looking for information right now."

"Let me ask her." After replying, Gao Yiyu yelled, "Ms. Bach, do you recommend an unpopular, simple, and short work?"

It is much more convenient to ask her herself than to use her own brain.

027 Unrecorded in history

"Parents... Your first prerequisite is actually very strange to me."

Joannis walked into Gao Yiyu's study, looked at everything curiously, paused for a few seconds, and then continued.

"I was very popular in my time! There is no such thing as an unpopular song. It was well received by churches, colleagues, musical servants... and nobles! So, I don't know how to define 'unpopular'."

"...Yes."

"But if you want a simple, short work... that... I have a suggestion."

Joannis tried hard to hide the smile on her face, but the joy in her voice couldn't hide it—it was when she got some kind of inspiration and had some exciting ideas, her whole body radiated brilliance from soul to body look like.

"How about writing a new one to the client?"

"Are you creative?"

"Well! Thank you for allowing me to listen to the modern music." Joannis's eyes were soft, and then she put her hands together, and she didn't know if she was praying to the bard in front of her or to the god she believed in, "I came to the new world, There's still so much new music to explore...and I want to fill it with my own sound."

Looking at Joannis like this, Gao Yiyu didn't say a word, just fascinated.