Miss Bach's Crab Canon

Gao Yiyu took out the parasitic gold coin of Delidori, gently discarded it with his thumb, and dropped it, playing with it like this, hoping to make the guy pretending to sleep uncomfortable inside.

"We don't hate vulgarity, but we hate low-quality garbage that doesn't match, and people use low aesthetics to tout bad money to drive out good money-this is our enemy."

The gold coin fell into Gao Yiyu's hands, and she gently squeezed it.

Therefore, when he knew that Deli Dolly and Rest Talisman were actually planning to deal with this monster, Gao Yiyu also got involved with great interest.

"Okay! Then deal with it! I will contribute to the parents! Although I don't know what to do, what to do... I haven't even heard a pop song you said... But your enemy is mine !"

Joannis also clenched her fists and waved them in front of Gao Yiyu, like elementary school students who were bewitched by their classmates and were going to block people together after school.But she, a primary school student, is not innocent. Apart from showing her loyalty, she also obviously wants to satisfy her own selfish desires.

"Parents! Can you let me listen to music you think is good? This will definitely motivate me!"

024. Conductor's Inheritance

"No problem!" Gao Yiyu made an OK gesture.

Isn't this Amway music to others?She likes to do this best.Since childhood, she has listened to a huge amount of music, penetrated into most genres in the world, and saved countless good things.

But because she has few friends, and these things require a certain aesthetic threshold, a certain fate and atmosphere, so far, her collection has never been released.But now, facing a pure blank slate, the culmination of music history, this is a good opportunity.

"What kind of modern music do you want?" Gao Yiyu asked excitedly.

Joannis didn't know anything, not even how to ask.However, she knows the commonality of human beings.

"Please give me... the best!"

"it is good."

So Gao Yiyu continued to play her "Brandenburg Concerto" and listened comfortably with her eyes closed for a long time.Joannis waited unknowingly at first - 2 minutes, 3 minutes... After listening for 10 minutes, she suddenly figured it out.

So she asked with a flushed face, "The best...is... mine?"

"Of course! I like you the most."

"It means my music, right? Um... that, that... that's as good as mine?" She was even a little incoherent, and the words were slurred.

"There are many, many people who are slightly worse than you."

After the last section of the "Brandenburg Concerto" ended, Gao Yiyu opened the collection with satisfaction, and turned out dozens of pages of modern music included in it.They're great, and almost unknown to the rest of the world—but that's okay, because they're great enough.

"Let's listen to some rock and roll first."

"Rock?"

"It grew out of the roots music blues, and it was originally used to express the hotness and rebellion of young people, using a lot of plug-in instruments. But then it encompassed everything and became a huge genre that can be compared to classical music in greatness."

"...This is so scary?" But Joannis leaned over excitedly. Although she couldn't understand a word, it was very great anyway, right?

"In fact, most rock music is popular, but the reason why it can be elevated to this level is inseparable from the greatness of one of its branches, progressive rock (Progressive Rock). Unfortunately, people in this world basically don't know it. "

"...Avantgarde?"

"It means—to be ahead of the times."

If the times are at noon, they are at night.

Although there are dozens of very capable bands in progressive rock and neo-progressive rock, most of them lack the melodious and catchy qualities.Gao Yiyu felt that this was not suitable for first-time listeners.

So she picked her favourite, the musical and pleasing neo-progressive band The Flower Kings.

The soul of this band, Swedish veteran Stolt, and the former frontman of the traditional avant-garde top band Yes, had a collaboration in 2016 and released an album that exhausted their talents.

For this album, they have carefully selected the players of each instrument, mobilized their decades of rock experience to recruit helpers, just to show their knowledge of music and composition of music.

In the end, a great, beautiful, dreamlike prog rock album "Invention Of Knowledge" was born.

"Then, it must have triggered a frenzy all over the world?!"

After listening to Gao Yiyu's exaggerated and enthusiastic rhetoric, Joannis is already imagining what kind of sensation this album will cause in the world, and she can't wait to listen to it.

But Gao Yiyu smiled and shook his head: "No, this album is very, very unpopular... There are only a pitifully small number of listeners in the world, and in our country, there are probably only a few hundred people who have listened to it seriously... ..."

"It turns out that commercial value and musical value are irrelevant."

"Yes, on the long album, the 70-year-old guy sings as if he was 20."

Gao Yiyu gently raised his hand, stroking the cheek of the concentrating girl, avoiding the blond hair, and put on the earphones for her to listen to avant-garde rock.A little too big for a teenage girl - but she's pretty with headphones on.

Electronics and her baroque age are going together.

And Gao Yiyu started playing the first song of the album——

The string music came quietly from the silence-then, the electronic sound effect like shaking glass and ice cubes.

The soft harmonies grow from small to large-colorful music, which builds a new world for Ioannis.

The 70-year-old man started to sing for the music in his heart, for the past and future, for the soul or the world in 2016, when he was gradually moving away from pure music.

"No one would ever bless the moonlight

(Nobody will bless the moonlight)

For being too late too late...

(Because it's too late, too late...)"

I hope Joannis is satisfied with this first great album she hears after coming to the new world.

After waving goodbye to Yoannis, who had closed her eyes and looked shocked, and left her with the earphones, Gao Yiyu hummed the melody she had already mastered by heart, and left the music with helplessness to solve the so-called secular problems .

Gao Yiyu was already in a state of overwork when he was turned into a girl by Deli Duoli and thrown into the seventeenth century, and he should have had eight hours of sleep to relax.But after toiling so long, he ate nothing but a little bread.

In short, she was hungry and tired.

Being able to hold on before is equivalent to relying on Ioannis and music knowledge to fill my stomach.

Now... I can't eat my own beauty.

But I still have to consider the issue of promoting tritones and starting to promote my own music... Thinking about it, the road ahead is really bleak.

Even albums like "The Invention of Knowledge" that shouldn't belong to human beings failed to achieve any commercial success. For an ordinary music lover like her, if she wants to gather the 10 people that Deli Dolly needs - this is too much. just kidding.

It is necessary to rely on the strength of Joannis, but that is Bach!But she's like a little kid... still needs to help her get used to the times.She was going to check the refrigerator, but on the way, she saw a mirror.

—and myself in the mirror.

If you put aside your shame and ask the girl in front of you to record a video of playing the OP of a popular drama, no matter how well you play it, if you wear a cosplay suit... I'm afraid it will be easier to achieve the goal... I'm afraid it will be overfulfilled Target.

I really want to marry this beautiful girl!If this person is not her own words.

Forget it, she didn't even have the strength to scold her, so she opened the refrigerator... Fortunately, there are still a few tomatoes left... The fruits and vegetables for this meal are all settled.

"Wait, does Joannis want to eat?"

"Need not."

"...That's right, what kind of existence is she...Wait, are you not pretending to be dead?"

Gao Yiyu held a tomato in his left hand, and took out a gold coin with his right hand. Deli Duoli really knew how to pick the right moment.Her hands are small now, and she can barely hold two tomatoes, but her dexterity is the same as before. This is a hand that has been working with musical instruments all year round.

When she came to the kitchen, she randomly copied a fruit knife, scraped the tomato skin with the back of the knife, and dealt with historical demons by the way.

"Joannis is a complex being, she is immortalized by music, so she is both music and herself...so she is a physical being, can play your instrument, can touch your face, and you Same...but the world doesn't see her, doesn't connect with her."

"It's complicated...and then?"

"She can convey music, do all kinds of normal things, maybe can convey music...but she's just dead, no one can see her..."

This... Gao Yiyu's knife paused, which meant that Joannis could not be witnessed as a musician.

In other words, even if her playing or singing can be heard, she is still just an invisible person... Joannis was so strong in her era, and she worked hard for music all her life and won a lot of success.She came to this era, she must not want to just be a listener.

"Can you change that?"

"Of course, are you motivated to contribute to me?"

"I've planned to do this. By the way, can you give her modern knowledge?"

Deli Duoli was silent for a while, then teased: "Tired of teaching children?"

"No, I can take care of her for the rest of my life... just because I'm afraid she will be sad." Gao Yiyu thought so from the beginning.

The girl who was afraid of the future and clamored to go back to the grave still didn't understand everything, and any piece of advanced knowledge could become an inducement for her to escape at any time.

"Yes—but at the same time, humans are more adaptable than you think."

"That's good."

"In short, I sincerely wish you all the best, the bard who has sung in thousands of ages." Before Deli Dolly bid farewell and went back to sleep, she couldn't help adding, "By the way, one of your tomatoes is actually broken... …This thing is not as good as room temperature in the refrigerator.”

"……Grass."

Just like that, Gao Yiyu's dinner was reduced by half.

……

The sky outside the window was getting darker, and the streets that were deserted due to the epidemic became rare.

Gao Yiyu, who ate a tomato, took a seat by the window, hugged his thigh, and thought about what to do next.The most convenient way to monetize music is to cooperate with short video content and become part of the endless pacifier music.

It's not that Gao Yiyu can't let go of the face of ordinary music lovers, it's just that she seems to have a better way.

"—Mom." She made a phone call.

Although he talked loudly in front of Joannis, and although he has left a name in the era, now and forever, he is the child who is soft-spoken and wants some living expenses.

"...Yu, what's the matter? Listen to me, the WeChat group said that we already have a case in Yunnan!"

"...It's fine if you haven't arrived in our city, anyway..."

"You heard me say wechat group, you should already know what I mean? You should hang up."

Conversation as always, although I have been distorted gender and appearance, but everything is as always.

Gao Yiyu timidly said: "...you can give me a few hundred yuan as you like."

"What do you use it for? Buying a musical instrument? What's that called, a guitar effector?"

"No, hobbies are hobbies, and I will work hard to solve the expenses required for hobbies-but survival is a problem."

After being silent for a while, Gao Yiyu heard his own mother's helpless reply: "It's not impossible if you promise me to buy vegetables and cook by myself, and not order takeaways or eat out casually."

"Okay! Can you bring a few more... I found that the clothes have grown too big recently and I can't wear them."

"You want clothes, right? Got it."

It went smoothly unexpectedly and got a lot of support from my own mother.Gao Yiyu felt lucky and felt that something was wrong, so he hung up the phone.

In fact, I can't order takeaway, because I still use a flip phone, and I didn't buy a smartphone-this is to save money on guitar effects.Even though some stores can be called directly for delivery, the goods in those stores are very expensive, and Gao Yiyu did not record the number.

In any case, get through today and the problem of eating can be solved.

Only then can we think about music and art.

It would be great if I could be taken care of by a rich woman... I don't have to worry about anything every day, I just need to enjoy music-but this is obviously unrealistic.Thinking about the rich woman, Gao Yiyu took a nap for an hour.

……

at the same time--

Gao Yiyu's mother thought about her daughter's lack of clothes. If it was in other ways, it would be fine for the child's independence... But the lack of clothes for girls seems to be a serious problem-it's strange, why didn't I think about it before? over this?

But the feeling of disobedience was fleeting, and she thought about the solution again.

She looked at the closet——

That's not bragging, she was very trendy when she was young, and her family background was good, she bought a lot of clothes and kept coming, and she was reluctant to throw them away to commemorate her youth... The more she thought about it, the more she felt appropriate.

Well, the daughter's clothes problem is solved.

If she dared to dislike it——Gao Yiyu's mother took out her smartphone and wondered whether to help her daughter start a post about "children in rural Yunnan don't wear warm clothes, so donate old clothes". This kind of saving is a traditional virtue.

……

Waking up—in fact, I didn’t wake up by myself.

With his muddy consciousness, Gao Yiyu realized that there was a foreigner in front of him.

Pretty stunning... oh, it's Joannes.Thinking of having such a new member in his family, and thinking of the previous historical journey, Gao Yiyu couldn't help smiling, as if it was a dream just now.

"What's the matter? Joannes."

"I'm done listening to it!!! Great album, it's really good. It's hard to imagine that the same singer is sung by him from the beginning to the end, but the music is so colorful from the beginning to the end, and there is no boredom! Full of There are countless new timbres and new arrangements that I don't know...but the music theory structure is still familiar to me."

Her expression was very complicated—excited, shocked, sad...and lost.