The Villains Are All My Fans

wild boar.

In the hearts of Chinese people, a big food-loving country, the meat of all wild animals must go to the next level, followed by domestic breeding and animal husbandry. Although this rule may not apply to every animal, wild animals that are difficult to survive generally have a lower fat ratio and a more glutenous taste... In fact, it does not improve the taste very much, and it is more for picky eaters and curious diners.

Gu Yuan: "We didn't encounter any animals along the way."

"The island is too big, and the number of program groups put in is not many,"

Yu Baobao is quite familiar with the shooting of variety shows: "Watching animals is expensive props. I met a deer before, but it's beautiful."

"What a pity."

Duan Shuyou sighed.

"Yeah! It's rare to see a mountain deer up close." Yu Baobao echoed.

Gu Yuan felt that it was a pity in Duan Shu's words, not that he didn't see it.

The two followed behind Duan Shu, tacitly did not ask where to go, and gave her maximum trust in the jungle. She took the initiative to mention: "There are many opponents, and it is difficult to hit the front. On the premise of not hurting people, I can't hit ten one at a time. If the opponent stops me, it will be troublesome. It is naturally convenient to settle down along the stream, and it is easy to become a target. Those who want to take the initiative to attack can find us as long as they follow the stream all the way."

Since ancient times, human settlements have been inseparable from water.

Where there is fresh water, we can farm and survive.

The fresh water on Survival Island is also an important strategic resource. Duan Shu thought for a while: "Xu Jialun has an advantage in numbers. They are not afraid of being caught. Instead, they are the one who caught them. They may have gone straight to the stream now."

The two listened attentively.

This time the reality show Duan Shu took the initiative to choose two salted fish teammates, but she did not fight alone and despised the type of teammates.

On the contrary, when she was leading the team, she was always willing to take the initiative to explain her tactical ideas to her teammates and listen to their opinions. Even salted fish can be useful in critical moments.

Yu Baobao asked, "We don't want water and avoid war?"

"I have five packages, and there are plastic bags in the package. After the package is full of water, tie a knot and put it in the backpack to store water. They don't keep guarding the entire water source. As long as you go back with a backpack, everything is enough. used."

"The backpack filled with water is very heavy, let me go, I will know the way." Gu Yuan took the initiative to undertake.

"…"

Duan Shu looked at him: "Did you forget what situation we met?"

The tree bumper fell silent.

Yu Baobao suddenly found the key point: "Five packages - God, you are lucky, Ou Huang Ben O. Jin He and I walked for half an hour to find the first resource package, and then we found it. The second one has not been found for a long time."

"Yeah, I'm lucky."

Duan Shu smiled and recognized it.

This time, the three did not go to the center of the island, nor did they go to a higher position, but walked around the outer circle to the right side of the island.

After picking a good flat, Duan Shu surveyed the terrain to make sure that there were no rocks that might roll down nearby.

"It's here,"

Duan Shu asked them to put down the sleeping bag and lean against the tree.

"Recognize the direction. This is the north side. If you go straight north, you will encounter the stream where we both slept last night. If you go south, walk for ten minutes and turn west. The difference is mostly the wharf."

Yu Baobao listened carefully, and when she stopped talking, she patted her chest happily: "Fortunately, I am from the Imperial Capital."

The people of the Imperial Capital used to use the north, south, east, and west for directions, so what Duan Shu said was not difficult for her to understand.

Gu Yuan: "Well, I also remember it."

Duan Shu glanced at him suspiciously. After all, the latter had the stern face of a reliable adult man. She stared at him for a while, but she didn't see the other side revealing her guilty conscience. She reluctantly believed that he really remembered, and warned, "I'm lost. Don't panic, the location I chose is very close to the beach, so you can recognize the terrain yourself and walk along the beach with a high probability of finding it."

The two nodded.

If you are fighting alone, you naturally don't need to spend more time, but you also have fewer opportunities to perform.

It is with these two people that we can show the demeanor of a big brother and achieve a win-win situation.

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As Duan Shu expected, Xu Jialun led the team to camp directly on the edge of the stream.

In the preliminary round, the team captain did not **** the resources of the loser's group. He showed a gentleman's demeanor. The only simple tent in the team was left to Song Ziqiao, and the others had no objection. After all, under the camera, speaking out and competing for the tent with the girl is a clear sign of defeat. After helping her set up the tent, Xu Jialun assigned work, and acted in groups of three. Some of the firewood caught fire, and some found stones of suitable shapes to make 'frying pans'.

The nine-person sleeping bags are scattered, and Xu Jialun's is in the center.

If there is a sneak attack, the assistant can find out immediately and give a reminder, which is the advantage of having a large number of people.

Xu Jialun, Song Ziqiao and a young man in a purple shirt went with them, looking for available supplies: "There is a bamboo forest nearby, and it is easy to catch fire by scraping the surface of the bamboo."

"Brother Xu, you know a lot."

The purple-shirted young man nodded in agreement: "I thought at first that only drilling wood to make fire in the wild."

Xu Jialun smiled and enjoyed being praised very much.

In particular, the adoring gaze of Song Meizi made him feel like he was drinking ice-sour plum soup in dog days, just wanting bowl after bowl.

Cool!

Let the praise come more violently!

- Extremely cool, most likely to be sad.

While Xu Jialun was boasting about his wild survival knowledge, a strange cry came from a distance.

The three of them heard the sound and looked at the source of the sound, their expressions all changed.

The purple-shirted youth screamed in fright, but Song Ziqiao was stunned and did not cry out—

What caught my eye was a plump wild boar, breathing out.

Compared with wild boars, domestic animals are white, tender, squeamish and cute. Wild boars have thick dark black hair and hideous eyes.

Even though his eyes were as small as ink buckets, Song Ziqiao could feel the fierce gaze from the beast.

"Be quiet," Xu Jialun reprimanded in a low voice, "The wild boar has poor eyesight, but a strong sense of smell and hearing. Let's not provoke it and leave slowly. We can't stay here for a long time. If it is provoked, it will be troublesome if it catches up."

The two fell silent immediately.

Although all the aggressive wild animals on Survival Island are ornamental animals placed by the program team, they will stop before killing humans, change some habits, and will not kill, but use their own speed and weight. Hold down the player. When suppressed for more than five minutes, the player will be deemed eliminated.

Like Song Ziqiao, he would rather be eliminated by Duan Shu than be overwhelmed by wild boars.

Under the leadership of Xu Jialun, the three slowly retreated, and they were relieved until the boar disappeared from sight. The young man in the purple shirt still had lingering fears: "Is that a pig? Domestic pigs are already very scary, and those things that don't slip out of autumn look dirty."

Song Ziqiao covered her thumping chest and made a greedy expression: "I heard that wild boar is better than domestic pig."

In fact, she doesn't like to eat meat, and the bird's stomach that eats salad after losing weight for a long time can't bear the high-fat and indigestible food. However, watching the video of Duan Shu's big stomach king became popular, and the foodie design seems to be very popular, so he tried his best to show his favorite side.

"You still want to eat it? It would be nice if the cabbage wasn't arched by pigs!"

Xu Jialun laughed.

Being ridiculed by Big Brother Xu, Song Ziqiao gave him a look at him, and knew that it was impossible to eat wild pork here: "Fortunately, we will go together. If I met Mr. Pig when I was alone, I would be too scared to walk." She Shout out to show weakness.

After a face-to-face with the boar, the three did not dare to walk around in the vicinity, and decided to go back to the camp to find other supplies.

This time, I just missed the chance to meet another group of people.

Feeling the intruder leaving with interest, the boar kicked its hooves and circled its own territory arrogantly.

Another female voice sounded not far away, with surprise: "Look, I found a wild boar alone!"

The owner of the voice is seeking the opinions of his teammates—

"This wild boar looks quite docile."

It is always a cultivated ornamental animal, and its temperament and appearance are similar, but it is not the same level as the king who really survived in the wild. Duan Shu squinted his eyes and looked at it for a moment: "I'm lucky, there are no exposed teeth, it should be a sow."

Yu Baobao was curious: "Is there any difference?"

"The uncastrated boar has a strong odor, and I don't have too many deodorizing materials at hand, so it is not convenient to cook."

Duan Shu pondered, after the improvement of the medicine, her physical fitness is far beyond that of ordinary people, and she can already do many fighting moves before wearing a book, but she still does not dare to care: "I need someone to help me attract the attention of the wild boar later. , I'll break it from the side. But if I'm afraid, it's fine, I can figure out a way by myself, you stay away and help me look at the wind, and see other players say hello to me. "

It's normal to be afraid of wild boars. If his teammates don't want to help attract attention, Duan Shu won't force it, he just needs to work harder.

Unexpectedly, the teammates not only did not refuse, but wanted to be responsible for this dangerous task.

Gu Yuan's expression was a little tense: "My physical strength is not good because I compare myself with the same sex, and I don't have the habit of exercising. At this time, I should take more responsibility." There was no discriminatory element in his words. The jumping power is also stronger. He made suggestions not to show that he was better than his teammates, but to think that he could escape better in the face of equal danger.

"I know the truth, but I want to help,"

Yu Baobao didn't act willful, and turned to look at Duan Shu: "It's up to the captain to decide!"

Duan Shu raised his eyebrows, his eyes like Qiushui flickered with a narrow light.

"This job, Gu Yuan, you really can't do it well."

She beckoned the two of them to come over and explained the battle plan.

Yu Baobao's eyes lit up, but Gu Yuan's face was embarrassed - if this is what attracts attention, it really isn't his area of ​​expertise.

…

Three minutes later, Yu Bao stood under a sturdy tree with his hands rolled into a cylinder.

She took a deep breath and told herself not to be afraid.

The big deal, the worst case is to be ridden on the face by a wild boar, and will not be injured or die...

In the previous large-scale evil variety shows, Yu Baobao encountered more extreme things. She lost the game and wanted to eat mealworms. She also endured the nausea and ate it.

Not to mention a pig!

She is a human standing at the top of the biological chain!

"grandson-"

"Come and hit me! Slightly Slightly Slightly—"

Yu Baobao has a foundation for singing, and when he raised his voice and shouted, he was full of energy, which immediately attracted the attention of the wild boar.

Although they can't understand human words, animals are more sensitive to the emotions of other creatures.

It turned and let out a threatening growl, staring fiercely at the unknowing human.

After discovering that Yu Bao didn't mean to show weakness and run away, he rushed towards him aggressively. The pig made a piercing cry during the rapid advance. Even if the other players heard the sound from a distance, they did not dare to come to the spot.

Song Ziqiao, who had just walked away, listened and thought which contestant was attacked, and said with a fluke: "Fortunately we walked fast, who is so bold to provoke a wild boar? Sounds like a girl, too sturdy!"

"The wild boar is not as easy to solve as you think."

Xu Jialun also expressed disapproval.

At the same time, when the wild boar was about to collide with the baby and 'tree thump' on her, a slender figure like the wind, holding sks in his hand, fell on the pig's back, and the wide and heavy gun handle hit him hard. The small piece of skin in the middle of the wild boar's eyes, knocking it forward, didn't even have the strength to throw the person on its back. Duan Shu didn't dare to neglect, he took out his Swiss Army knife and aimed a fatal blow.

After a little struggle, just aim at the face again.

When the wild boar was completely dead, Duan Shu fell back to the ground, wiped his forehead with the back of his hand, and was refreshed: "It's smoother than expected!"

Even with a gun in hand, if you are a newbie with inexperience, there are not a few who can't handle a wild boar.

One is that the moving wild boar is difficult to aim, and the other is that a gun with a small caliber and not strong enough will be buffered by the thick fur of the wild boar. It is almost impossible to kill the wild boar. Human beings will not die or be disabled if they are hit.

The sks and paint bombs that have been weakened by the program group are like toys to wild boars.

But most mammals have some common weaknesses. Like dogs, hitting the place just above the middle of the eyes and the nose will make them lose their fighting will and ability to act immediately. Duan Shu's plan was to let Baby Yu taunt under the tree, and let her climb up the tree with a gun, using the height difference and the impact of falling weight to hit the wild boar's weakness the most fatal blow.

Duan Shu looked up and saw that his teammates were sluggish.

"What's wrong? I'm not afraid," she thought Yu Baobao was frightened, so she comforted: "This wild boar is strong on the outside, and looks very bluffing. In fact, he has no actual combat experience. ,lame."

Duan Shu hit the belly of the fallen wild boar with a gun, and smiled refreshingly: "I am stronger than the wild boar, and I will protect you both, so don't be afraid."

Her voice was soft and sweet.

Yu Baobao snorted: "Actually, I was frightened by you."

"…"

Gu Yuan: "It's a coincidence, so do I." He paused and added: "But the way you kill pigs is very moving."

The good news is that it wasn't just the two people who were frightened.

— and the entire crew of the show.

Although the ornamental animals are set to be absolutely impossible to kill humans, they are not afraid of 10,000 just in case, so the hearts of the animals placed on the island this time are implanted with micro-current devices. When the distance from the player is within 100 meters, the yellow alarm will be highlighted, which is convenient for the staff to observe the whole process and stop the infringement at any time of crisis.

However, they did not expect...

In a group of bright and bright newcomers in the entertainment industry, there will be a fierce man who hunts wild boars.

Even if Xu Jialun said he wanted to kill pigs, they would pay close attention to them, or would secretly exchange supplies to discourage them, but, but... that's a girl! Soft and cute little girl! Even if the marksmanship is very accurate, the weakened gun could not kill the wild boar. All the staff did not expect her to succeed, so they didn't take her seriously, they just regarded her as a whimsical suicide move by the contestants, waiting to record the wild boar ride. The embarrassed scene of the face.

"Fuck, what's going on here!" This is indescribable.

"The pig is dead? Really dead? Just passed out, right?" This is not dare to face the reality.

"There is no vital sign reaction... God, how am I going to explain to the props team, they were very angry when they didn't drop a batch of drones last time..." This is a social animal who is always thinking about the budget: "The drones are still cheap. some."

The cost of cultivating an ornamental animal, as well as the price of implanting a microcurrent device, plus five figures, is a variety show prop that is recycled multiple times.

The staff looked numb and asked with trembling voices of disbelief: "Is this a violation of the rules, can you ask her to pay?"

"There is no violation," the director said, "but I will add it to the rules next time. I have already thought about the title of this issue. A contestant who makes us change the rules, **** it."

I thought that I would be cleaned up by wild boars, a player who does not know how high the sky is...

Now I have started thinking about cooking wild boar.

The author has something to say: today is the chapter that 4K5 is a little fatter!

Strive for daily progress!

...This kind of behavior is very dangerous. Don't learn it. It has a certain degree of artistic violence.

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