The Villains Are All My Fans

Eight people followed Xu Jialun out in a mighty manner.

Duan Shu raised his head and glanced at the eight people surrounding Xu Jialun noisily.

Song Ziqiao, who was closest to him, had been following Duan Shu's movements. At this moment, he met her gaze, pursed his lips and snorted silently, showing his pride. The expression of the young and beautiful little beauty is not annoying, even if it is photographed by the camera, it is more like a cute show with friends.

Only the two of them knew it, this was a bright mockery.

Song Ziqiao felt that he had won.

The kind that has the upper hand in face.

What if you eliminated me? Unexpectedly, I am back!

This time, he was directly picked by the first place. This is a champion seed player. Joining this team should have a lot of exposure. Thinking of the chance to see Duan Shu's embarrassed appearance up close, she couldn't help but twitch her lips.

Xu Jialun's team is dominated by men, and Song Ziqiao stands in it, like a tender spring onion, with a special sense of presence.

When Duan Shu was left to choose, there were only five people left.

In fact, she doesn't need an assistant.

It's not suitable for every occasion. As far as she is concerned, in "Jedi Reality Show", at her level, many people play the same way as few people, and the shortcomings of many people walking together are also obvious—

The goal is too big.

Without a walkie-talkie, it is unrealistic to act separately, and we can only go together.

One or two can hide their whereabouts, how can they keep a low profile with eight people?

I am afraid that a movement will be heard fifty meters away.

Assistants do not score points, they can be cannon fodder, but they are always alive and need to settle for five days of rations.

but…

Also useful.

The remaining five contestants who were selected were either frustrated or enthusiastically raised their hands and made a self-recommendation: "I am super fierce, only if I am accidentally attacked will I be eliminated. Sister, I can provide you with one-stop service by picking firewood and carrying water. !"

"Where's the firewood for you to chop, sober up, brother."

"Anyway, I can provide this kind of service," the young man who spoke was slender and strong, "Blow it up first, please choose me!"

The young man said so much, and when he looked up, he found Duan Shuzheng looking at him with a smile, and when he reached his mouth, he stopped suddenly, as if the little girl who was noisy during the class was facing the school boy who passed by outside the door. Eyes, momentary aphasia, actually feel embarrassed for his own noise.

Since he wanted to develop into the entertainment industry, he thought he would no longer be shy: "How about, what kind of assistant do you want first?"

When looking for teammates, you don't want to be too powerful. It's better to find complementary ones.

After all, it is really powerful, and there is a high probability that he will not be eliminated in the preliminary round.

When the winner group in front came to pick people, they all put forward their demands bluntly—some wanted to be able to make a fire, some wanted to have good physical fitness, and some wanted to have good eyesight. Duan Shu listened and doubted that. A player also picked up a ranged weapon.

When he was quiet, Duan Shu raised his eyebrows in satisfaction: "I want to find someone..."

The crowd listened attentively.

Song Ziqiao laughed secretly, there were only five "crooked melons and cracked dates" left, what more could she ask for?

"To be complimented,"

Duan Shu put his palms on the side of his face, tilted his head and sold a cute: "please come with a salted fish that will call 666 from behind."

…

What is this requirement?

The five were stunned, and even Coach Fu, who had been putting on a ruthless air, turned his attention to Duan Shu.

The short **** the left immediately raised her hand: "I can praise people, and it's very salty!"

She visually estimated that there were only 154, and everyone looked up.

"How salty?"

Duan Shu swiped over her name card [He Baobao], but it was just like her name.

"You can't lift your hands or shoulders, you can only hold your thighs to maintain the look of life," He Baobao squeezed out a flattering smile on his round face, and looked up at her flickeringly: "You can hold my beautiful sister's thighs for me. I promise not to hold you back, at most a toe, ahem."

Variety shows are not afraid of waste, they are afraid of having no features.

There are qualities that the audience will remember, and trash can also be cute. After all, "Jedi Reality Show" is not really to select wild survival masters.

Yu Baobao has been a member of an unknown girl group. She is slightly fat and has a sense of joy in positioning. It is expected that she will be eliminated on the first day of "Jedi Reality Show", but she does not want to give up any opportunities for exposure. However, she was unpopular and useless, and she was not even selected as a cannon fodder.

"you…"

The young man next to him looked up and down at the baby carelessly, and stared meaningfully for a moment on her thick thigh: "I want to hug Duan Shu's leg!"

The figure different from the female idol's style is regarded as a joke, and she has long been used to it.

However, when she offered herself to finish the second paragraph and was used as a meme by a trainee who was not familiar with her but the same company, Yu Baobao still felt a little embarrassed.

The company said that her appearance was mediocre and that she was still cute when she was fat. She advised her not to lose weight. She listened.

But this little bit of embarrassment reminded her that she was also a beautiful girl.

"I can protect her!"

Yu Baobao did a bodybuilder pose, showing off his chubby biceps.

"Need not,"

Soft lips parted slightly, and the person in front of him spit out cold words.

Yu Baobao's eyes dimmed, he resisted the loss and kept his joy: "Hey, can't you even make reserve food?"

"I don't need you to protect me," Duan Shu finished the second half of the sentence and raised his chin: "It's just you. Follow me, I will protect you."

"…Eh?"

She was stunned, her round eyes full of astonishment.

As surprised as she was, it was the male artist who just joked that she was going to break Duan Shu's thigh.

Immediately, Yu Baobao's eyes shone like never before, she moved to Duan Shu's side in three steps and two steps, and took her arm: "You chose me!—Why?"

yeah why?

She thought no one would choose her.

In ordinary singing and dancing variety shows, she also plays the role of green leaves, but in the reality show of survival in the wild, she is obviously a cumbersome target, or the kind that is very large and easy to find.

However, Yu Baobao was not used to saying such miserable words, and he did not want to increase the pressure on Duan Shu.

When she lowered her head, she saw Duan Shu's slender arms.

Looking up, it is her profile with delicate and graceful lines, the skin can be broken by blowing bullets, and the sun and wind are not covered with the slightest frost.

When I was in the girl group, I met a lot of young girls who dreamed of being a star. They are beautiful with their own characteristics. Except for the most TOP appearance, it is difficult to maintain a sense of superiority all the time, because there are too many people who are better than themselves. But... Duan Shu is different.

Yu Baobao dares to assert that Duan Shu's appearance is stable in all entertainment companies.

"You seem to talk a lot,"

Duan Shu hooked his lips gently: "Five-day survival in the wild is very boring. I like people who talk a lot, remember to be sweet."

Gu Yuan's three sticks can't make a **** fart, and no matter how awesome he is, he still needs a compliment.

Then, make it harder for yourself.

Yu Baobao clenched his fists and nodded vigorously: "I see!"

"good."

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Song Ziqiao couldn't help laughing when he saw Duan Shu pick up a fat girl with a tank.

Are you giving up on yourself?

She held back her laughter and suggested softly to her teammates: "I think, take the initiative to attack and reduce your opponents." Sports girl: "Come on together!"

"Come on, Jojo."

Even in reality shows, the encouragement from the opposite **** still makes Xu Jialun very useful.

"Jojo is so energetic," another inch head teammate said with a smile, "it doesn't seem to be boring anymore."

Xu Jialun's team plus himself, there are nine people, talking and laughing is very lively.

After the loser group was assigned, Coach Fu announced the detailed gameplay and asked the questionable players to ask: "Each group will be assigned a personal survival package, which includes a sleeping bag, a lighter, and a packet of edible salt."

Two days and one night, many survival difficulties can be overcome by hard work, but five days is not so simple.

The program team wanted to film the scene where the contestants were in tears. They didn't really want human life. The contents of the survival kit provided a convenience that was so simple that people could pinch their noses. If they didn't eat salt for several days, they would easily suffer from hyponatremia. The freshwater water program team on the island has checked the bacteria content before the start of the competition, but it is still strongly recommended that the players find a way to boil the water before drinking. The boat is also equipped with a well-equipped medical team to deal with the players who are unwell and abstain from asking for help. .

The lighter is used sparingly, if it does not go out after a good fire, it is more than enough.

There are also a variety of edible plants on the island, some of which are originally there, and the other parts are transplanted to the vegetation in advance by the program team.

But "Jedi Reality Show" is of course not so kind, and the transplanted past is not only edible, but also poisonous.

According to the background script, the ratio of edible to poisonous is 3:7.

The poison does not cause death, disability or injury, but it is strange and extremely uncomfortable. On the first day, a female contestant accidentally ate a pink wild mushroom, and the whole arm became red and itchy, making her cry in fear. Runny nose, and the red bumps all disappeared after half an hour, as if they had never appeared.

If you are brave, you can always fill your stomach with the spirit of Shennong and taste the herbs.

"Every day, a luxury survival package will be dropped by the drone. The time and location may be randomly 108,000 miles away from you, or it may hit your head." Coach Fu's eyes turned to Duan Shu: " This time we chose a more sturdy drone, and advise players not to try to shoot it down, it will only waste your precious paintballs.”

With the sight of the coach, everyone also noticed Duan Shu.

She blinked innocently, unmoved.

Shu Shu didn't, Shu Shu didn't know anything.

What a pity.

The airdrop mechanism is obviously to encourage the players to conflict and increase the visibility of the game.

"If there is no problem, it will be disbanded in batches according to the ranking."

Xu Jialun, who came first, will be the last to leave the pier.

Variety shows that know the ending are not fun, so the program team will try their best to balance the advantages between players, so that weak players can occupy a favorable position in advance.

Since there were no points, Gu Yuan was freed earlier than Duan Shu, but he followed her every step of the way.

Duan Shu introduced: "This Gu Yuan, my No. 1 younger brother, although useless, looks good."

"I'm Yu Bao, uh... Then I'm number two, big brother!"

"You are very sensible!" Duan Shu praised.

Yu Baobao held his face and laughed.

After the disbandment, Duan Shu was followed by two little tails, one chubby and the other tall and poor.

She didn't act blindly. She first learned about Yu Baobao's physical fitness and how long she could walk and run normally before she could make a route. Although her appearance is overly plump, her physical fitness is surprisingly much better than that of the average urban young man who is inactive. She was embarrassed and wiped her nose: "The girls' dance group has a lot of training, but I want to eat after dancing." The absorption is better, and the meat is firm.

"Eat,"

Duan Shu thought thoughtfully: "Yu Baobao, do you want to eat wild boar?"

Gu Yuan frowned, feeling that things were not simple.