The Villains Are All My Fans

Before coming to "Jedi Reality Show", Gu Yuan thought about many possibilities.

He was mentally prepared to endure hunger and move forward with a heavy load.

But I never thought that the object of the load would be a wild boar weighing nearly 100 pounds.

After carrying the wild boar to the beach, Duan Shu made sure that there were no other players nearby, and instructed two teammates to collect bamboo branches and stones of suitable shape: "It's better to have four small pieces, one flat, and a frying pan for roasting meat? Give me some imagination. force."

This is something that only teammates can do.

Being able to lead his teammates to rebuild their homes in the apocalypse has a very high reputation in the core of the base. Duan Shu relies not only on force, but also on the ability to turn waste into treasure. No one is a real waste, as long as she is obedient, loyal, and works hard to complete the task, she will always leave a way for her teammates.

The memory of the terrain route is beyond ordinary people, and it is also exercised when assigning tasks. I don't have time to explain, I just draw a route for my teammates. Those who can't move will stay inside and wait to die, but they dare to take the first step and run according to the route she drew. Those who survive are very convinced of her. .

Let the wild boar float on the sea with its belly upside down. Duan Shu used a Swiss knife to cut its intestines and belly. While bleeding, he cleaned the internal organs, picked out the edible parts, and let the rest float away. The "Jedi Reality Show" staff, known in the industry as spokespersons for labels such as 'inhuman', 'immoral', 'cruel', 'large-scale', etc., are watching the anatomy process in high-definition full screen through the camera behind the players.

Blood stained the seaside, like a scene of dismemberment.

Although Shu had already covered her face with her hands during the caesarean section, a small part splashed onto the right side of her forehead, adding a touch of coldness to her delicate and dusty profile.

It wasn't perfect, but it made her even more attractive.

"I...I can't stand it anymore."

The male employee with glasses covered his mouth with a pale face, his stomach was sour and he was reluctant to look away: "It's too high-definition, can you lower the resolution a bit? Make a mosaic."

"It's unbearable, but I want to see beef jerky."

"Here, pork jerky."

The two female employees watched with great interest and exchanged snacks.

In the zoomed-in picture, the girl's slender white hand sank into the belly of the boar, groping for a moment at the soft-touch heart, and frowning: "Hard?" What she digs is obviously the heart, and it will never be a kidney stone! He grabbed it, twisted it and pulled it out, and pulled out a ball with flesh and blood: "What broken ball?"

The staff who had been watching the excitement couldn't sit still.

This is 10,000 tiny electric current devices!

It's not breaking the ball, it's money, it's funding, it's budget, it's the resentment of the props team!

Duan Shu was about to throw the broken ball into the sea and return to Earth's embrace, when the earphones that were distributed uniformly at the beginning of the reality show burst out and shouted: "—strong man, keep the ball!!"

She shivered and nearly broke the ball.

Then, the staff in the headset explained the purpose: "What you have in your hand is the miniature electric device that the program team installed on each viewing animal for safety, our people will arrive at your location within five minutes, please send it Return it to our liaison on the 22nd."

Duan Shu snorted.

It should be the hyperplasia setting, she had never seen this thing in the original world.

She raised her head and instantly found the position of the lens protected by optical camouflage. A pair of bright eyes seemed to pass through the lens and looked at the staff behind the scenes. The natural bewilderment of the beautiful faces made them relax their vigilance, and when they heard the next words spit out from their soft lips, they all widened their eyes in disbelief—

"I said before the game that the animals on the island are both dangers and opportunities, suggesting that the players can capture animals by themselves."

That's true, but it's actually a trap.

With the advancement of science, all the animals in the zoo are ornamental animals that are cultivated in the laboratory. According to different purposes, the characteristics of serving human beings are strengthened. For example, tigers that can be photographed at close range will perform indescribable behaviors in front of tourists at specific times. Elephants, and cobras that don't bite and can play around their necks...

Although the ornamental animals placed on the uninhabited island will not really kill humans, they retain a certain degree of aggression, in order to capture the embarrassed appearance of the contestants when they are attacked.

Compared with Xu Jialun, who avoided the wild boar, the program team was more looking forward to seeing the contestants who went to provoke the wild boar over their own power to be ridden in the face.

That's why when I explained it on the boat, it implied that the animals on the island would be one of the resources.

This kind of act of digging holes for players in reality shows is the industry norm in the entertainment industry now, entertaining to death.

Duan Shu's lip line slightly hooked: "This is my trophy, its flesh and blood, and even this..." The sphere circled around her fingertips: "It all belongs to me, there is no reason to give it to you."

"…"

There was silence behind the scenes.

The glasses staff reminded her: "This is a miniature electric device. It is very dangerous to hold in your hand. It cannot be used by other players. It will do no harm to you."

"Oh?"

Duan Shu didn't take his rhetoric to fool the young man, and his smile revealed a hint of madness that did not match the appearance of the fairy: "The tools that can cause harm to the human body are placed in the heart of the wild boar, and most of them are used by you to prevent the ornamental animals from getting out of control. Yes, the remote control should be in your hands. The player was injured by electric shock, this is not what you want to see."

She used guessing words like 'most likely' and 'should', but her tone was firm, and she had already guessed the other party's intentions.

She didn't finish her threats.

The censorship scale in the entertainment industry has become lenient, but there are also bottom lines that cannot be touched, such as deliberately causing personal injury to guests.

Who is the button that activates the micro-current device, you can find out at a glance.

The staff member in the headset was silent for half a minute, and a different person was in front of the microphone: "You are the most unruly player I have ever seen."

"That's not right, I'm following the rules."

Duan Shu blinked innocently, obedient and hateful.

"…"

The director was deeply hurt and said helplessly: "What do you want? It will affect the fairness of the game. We will not agree to your excessive demands." If you want to recover the electric current device, it is just that the funds can no longer be burned. If the recovery cost exceeds it value, he would rather give up.

"It's easy, I want to—"

The staff listened with bated breath.

Unexpectedly, I heard a completely unexpected answer.

"Is that all?" The director opened his eyes wide and couldn't help but wonder: "I thought you would ask for weapons or supplies, why don't you just order a takeout from me?"

"how come?"

Duan Shu was also surprised: "Am I the kind of person who would go through the back door and destroy the fairness of the game?"

…

On the other end of the earphone, she heard the echoes of 'yes', 'you are', and 'don't you?' from behind the director.

Alas, the world does not understand.

Duan Shu always remembers that this is not the era of dying for a piece of bread, and the most important thing is to create dramatic effects in front of the camera. She really doesn't like being taken away from the spoils in a grandiose manner. This is a chronological illness left in the end of the world, and she has to get some benefits from the other party.

Five minutes later, the contact person driving the speedboat arrived at Duan Shu's position.

Before she even got close, she was stopped by the woman who stood up suddenly: "Stop, stop, don't drive so close, I'm washing my internal organs there!"

"…"

Is that your guts?

Don't be so scary!

The contact person was shocked.

Yiyan stopped twenty meters away, and Duan Shu let out a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "You drive a little further, and you will break your intestines, and the contents will splash on your face."

…

The liaison wanted to kill the colleague who left this task to him.

He handed over the sorted **** and garlic, Sichuan peppercorns, dried peppers, two lemons, and an unopened bottle of cooking wine to Duan Shu.

"They are all prepared by the galley," the contact explained the source. "These are not necessary for survival in the wild, and they were not placed on the island."

"Thanks,"

Garlic in one hand, ball in the other.

The blood of the wild boar was almost drained, and I didn't realize it when I watched it in the background. As soon as I smelled the blood at the scene, the contact person took away the micro-electric device and immediately covered his nose and returned to the boat. Fortunately, she was still able to chat and laugh. Duan Shu really didn't feel anything, eating canned food next to half-rotten teammates still tasted super delicious. Compared with one, the fresh pig carcass was like a rose in a high-end restaurant.

Anyway, it's all red, which is pleasing to the eye.

When Yu Baobao and Gu Yuan came back with wild resources, they saw a bunch of condiments beside their captain.

"Wow, where did this come from?" Yu Baobao was curious.

As Duan Shu explained, he took the stone and set up a simple frying pan—four small ones as supports, one flat and thick as a pot, and a fire could be made under it. Cut bamboo velvet and light it with a lighter. Yu Baobao was clever, and even folded some slender branches down to make combustibles, and he set it up in three or two times: "This pig is still small, and the smell is not heavy. Timely bloodletting and cleaning can remove a lot of smell, but of course there are The seasonings are better...the sticks are good, I just remembered when I saw you holding them."

No one is perfect, even she may ignore the details that are not fatal.

Pick out the thicker branches from the branches that Yu Baobao picked up, cut off the uneven parts with a knife to make the surface a little smoother, and then wash off the fine soil in the sea water, which becomes a simple version of chopsticks.

"Brother Shu is worthy of being Brother Shu."

Yu Bao swallowed his saliva.

"...very normal?" Duan Shu turned around and asked in confusion.

"It's normal," Gu Yuan answered and took it gently: "Thanks to you, we can have barbecue at the beach."

"However, we can't finish eating such a big pig?"

"What we can't finish is dried into jerky. However, other groups dare not say that we should be able to finish it."

Duan Shu pads the stone surface with larger leaves and slices the meat into thin slices so that they are better evenly heated.

The pale pink meat is red and white, and the fat in the white part melts when heated.

Gu Yuan was okay. Yesterday, he shared a box of supplies with Duan Shu, but Baby Yu was very hungry.

She glanced at the meat and then at Duan Shu, and became more and more grateful that the other party had picked her.

Before coming to "Jedi Reality Show", she was ready to suffer, but who would have thought that she would actually have the opportunity to eat barbecue?

Everything is thanks to Brother Shu!

The seasonings had to be dealt with first, but now I can't be so particular about it.

The open-close cooking method adds a wild flavor to the pork.

Yu Baobao, who has been ridiculed for his appetite for years because of his body shape, looked embarrassed and lowered his head and said, "Actually...I don't eat as much as I look..."

"Ok?"

She waved her hand: "It doesn't matter, I can eat very well."

The author has something to say: This is the first update~

A discussion on the character of the protagonist

Although from the end of the world, it seems that people don't talk much about being cruel and inhuman, but it's not!

Thinking about those who survived the cruel treatment in troubled times, not all of them have become anti-human, (from recent history) I appreciate people who maintain the soft and bright side of their humanity in a dark environment, but are not virgins. They must be very firm. Three views and core

I flipped through the outline (yes, I really have) the settings may be more intuitive:

[The sense of smell of crisis is very keen, but he is not a person who is completely cold-blooded and ruthless. He is a person who is both kind and charismatic to his opponents. Have a sense of responsibility, the three views are upright but not the Virgin. If you have kindness, you will repay, and if you have revenge, you will repay. You think that if you don't repay your revenge, you will bury the root cause for yourself. Treat your comrades as warm as spring, and treat your enemies as ruthless as autumn wind sweeping leaves. I don't like people who are cheap and degenerate, so I appreciate xx's positive spirit of progress while depressed and collapsed (.)]

The article that I said to share yesterday was put in the comments to chat with you, I am afraid that the author will have something to say about my chapter.