The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"Schistosomiasis is not a big problem," I said with a smile. "There are leeches, and there may be water snakes."

Xi'er stepped back and frowned at me and said, "don't scare me, Yang Yang..."

I said, "shall I push you down?"

Xi'er retreated two steps and said, "Yang Yang! You bully me

I took off my jeans, took off my coat, and went down to the pond in a pair of boxer shorts

The water in the pond was scorched by the sun for a long time. The water temperature was just right and I felt very comfortable.

I looked back at Xi'er and said with a smile, "it's really comfortable. Don't you come down?"

Xi'er looks at me and shakes her head, but it seems that she is already a little excited.

I dived under the water and quickly got Xi'er's mobile phone. I raised it over my head, shook it at her and said with a smile, "look! I've got it

Xi'er said, "Yang Yang is wonderful!"

I said, "it seems that I can't turn it on."

Xi'er said, "my mobile phone is waterproof!"

I said, "that could have been a fall."

Xi'er said, "show it to me!"

I swam to the pond and handed my cell phone to Xi'er on the bank.

At this time, I suddenly "ah" a

Xi'er looked at me closely and said, "what's the matter?"

I opened my eyes wide and said, "if a fish touches my leg, it's a big fish!"

Xi'er looked down at me and said excitedly, "then you can use the net to catch it! Delicious fish in the evening

I put up my index finger at her, left and right, and said with a smile, "I never use a net to catch fish!"

"What do you use?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said, "it's not mouth! You watch it! "

Then I took a deep breath, dived into the water again, and easily caught a big grass carp. Holding the grass carp in my hands, I rushed out from under the lake with a splash

Xi'er was so excited that she ran around the bank with her skirt up and down. She yelled at me and said, "give it to me! Give it to me quickly

She didn't realize at all that she had let the spring out.

In fact, from my current point of view, I can see Xi'er's skirt bottom scenery, snow-white and round thighs, and the content that is not suitable for children

I just glanced at it, didn't look at it deliberately, and soon turned my eyes away.

I waded to the bank, looked up at Xi'er and said with a smile, "you can hold on! Fish's dying strength is very big! Watch out for its tail to bounce you into the lake

Xi'er stretched out her hands and said excitedly, "don't worry! It's not going to slip out of my hands! "

I handed the grass carp to Xi'er, and I said with a smile, "hold on! I'll get another silver carp! "

Before I turned around, Xi'er screamed, "ah," and the grass carp bounced out of her hand and slid to the water

Xi'er instinctively stretched out her hands and probably wanted to catch it. She didn't want to lean forward too much. She screamed and puffed again. The whole person rushed to the pond like that fish

If it was on land, I might catch her quickly, but because of the resistance of the water, I couldn't do it so fast. Although I was quick, I could only watch Xi'er fall into the pond!

I swam to her side and held her steady.

Xi'er's face is full of water and her hair is wet. She hasn't recovered from the shock yet. She puts up her hand to wipe the water on her face and chokes two mouthfuls

I said with a smile, "this is the most ugly entry I've ever seen."

Xi'er covered her face with her hands and said wrongly, "this is probably the most embarrassing time you've ever seen me? "No..."

When I took Xi'er ashore from the pond, she looked really embarrassed. She was wet all over, like a rainman, dripping all over

Her body was shivering

I followed her to the shore, held her and said, "is it cold?"

Xi'er shakes her head: "it's not cold..."

I said, "I see you are shaking!"

Xi'er shakes her head: "I don't know..."

You're not scared, are you? Not really? Rose Manor has an indoor swimming pool. You can't be so afraid of water if you take butterfly stroke as a daily fitness event?

I didn't hesitate any more. I helped Xi'er back to the boarding farm.

Xi'er went to the bathroom to take a shower first. Fortunately, she brought the laundry today. Otherwise, she didn't know what to wear!

I sit in the yard, sitting under an Elaeagnus angustifolia tree, smoking. I can't help but laugh at the thought of Xi'er's embarrassment.

The hostess sat on a small stool at the door of the room to fold vegetables.

She said, "it's a fish pond, not a swimming pool. Why did you go swimming?"

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "we just want to experience what it's like to swim in a fish pond."

The hostess said with a smile: "you young lovers like to find excitement."I said, "we are not lovers."

The hostess said, "it's not the lover."

I: "I'm not..."

I don't know what to say? Is this society too complex, or is it too complex? When a man and a woman stay together, how can everyone insist that they are lovers?

I will not explain because there is no need to explain.

But when Xi'er comes out of the bath, when the hostess brings us bedding from the clothes pole in the yard, and when the hostess tells Xi'er and me that this room is where we spend the night, I think I have to explain!

I looked at the hostess and said, "Auntie! I think you're wrong? We are really not lovers

The hostess said, "young man! Why are you ashamed? No one will be surprised that you are lovers! "

I touched my nose and said, "sorry! Auntie, you must have a separate bedroom for me! "

The hostess said, "OK, please don't pretend! Besides, my girl came back from school at the weekend, and there was no spare room! "

I'm speechless!

I was stunned for two seconds, and then said to the hostess: "Auntie, please prepare a mat for me! I sleep in the yard! It's cool in the yard, isn't it? "

"The hostess said:" mat is for you, if you are willing to feed mosquitoes in the yard all night

I also want to fight for a little possibility, Xi'er reached out to stop me!

Xi'er smiles at the hostess and says, "Auntie, go and do something. Let's sleep in this room. "

The hostess looked at me, shook her head, walked to the door of the room, and whispered, "other girls are braver than you!"

I thought, auntie, is this a question of bravery? What's wrong with the world? Can't there be a pure relationship between men and women?

After the shower, Xi'er changed into a peppermint dress, which made her feel cool.

She looked at me and said with a smile, "we have scissors, pack hammers, two wins in three games. Who wins the bed and loses the sleep. How about it? "

I looked at her and said, "OK! That's it

Xi'er and I are as serious as a child. I'm late. Xi'er says I'm cheating. She changes her moves in the process of making moves, and I don't agree.

In fact, Xi'er had bad luck today. She lost three games, and I convinced her!

Xi'er squats on the ground, covers his face and pretends to cry!

I bowed my head and said, "can't you afford to lose like this?"

Xi'er raised her face from her palm and looked at me wrongly and said, "you are a man. You should let me. Do you want to be a gentleman?"

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "Oh, Hello! Didn't you suggest the scissors? I never thought about that bed! "

Xi'er is even more aggrieved, and buries his face in his hands, whimpering and pretending to cry!

"Ladies first," she cried

I said, "OK! Ladies first! You do it, I do it again! Ha ha ha

There were fish for dinner. The man went to the pond to catch them, because he heard that Xi'er and I both fell into the pond to catch fish, so he wanted to reward us.

Fish is rich in protein and tastes delicious. Fish soup is even more delicious. I love to eat fish since I was a child, I always have a wish, that is to hope that all the fish do not have long spines, so I eat more convenient!

After dinner, Xi'er and I sat in the cane chair in the yard, knocking pumpkin seeds and counting the stars. We decided to count all the stars in the sky to see how many there are?

It's getting dark in the evening. The clouds are rolling. It looks like it's going to rain. But the rain did not come down.

We count stars because there are not many stars in the sky.

Suddenly, a drop of water hit my face, and then another drop. Xi'er turned to look at me, raised her hand and stroked her cheek. I think there must be a drop of water on her face.

The hostess who was busy in the yard called out to me: "go back to the house, it's raining."

Xi'er quickly moved up the cane chair and ran to the hall.

In the hall, the host invited us to play mahjong, and we accepted the invitation. In this country night, besides chatting and watching TV, it's just playing cards and mahjong. If you want to go to a bar or sing, you'll have to drive back to the city for dozens of miles.

At ten o'clock in the night, Xi'er said he was tired. We went back to the wing room to rest.

The country night was quiet, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became a little strange.

Xi'er stood in front of the bedroom window with his back to me.

I looked at her graceful waist and said with a bad smile: "don't blame me for not reminding you, I'm going to take off my clothes!" Then I sang and said, "I like to be naked, I like to sleep naked..."

I took off my coat and trousers, lay down on the ground and grabbed a blanket to cover myself.

Xi'er is still facing me, standing in front of the window, at a loss.I said, "are you going to learn from those horses and stand until dawn?"

Xi'er said, "aren't you taking off your clothes?"

I said, "I'm already naked!"

Xi'er said, "do you really love sleeping naked?"

"Is it against the law to sleep naked? Do I like to be naked in the house and break the law? " I put my head on my arms and looked at her beautiful side face and graceful body with a bad smile, "but don't worry, I'll cover myself with a blanket!"

After listening to me, Xi'er turned around slowly

Xi'er hummed, "what if you have the habit of kicking the quilt when you sleep?"

I said: "as long as you don't look around, do you care if I kick the quilt?"

Xi'er said "Oh" softly, as if she didn't know how to answer.