The day I shared a flat with my female boss

We didn't go any further. We entered a farmer's house by the roadside. We negotiated with the farmer about the price, the price of food and lodging, and the price of picking oranges in the orchard.

Fruit farmers asked us to 1000, I think it's a bit expensive, although it's two people, although it includes all the expenses such as board and lodging, but I still think it's expensive! It's more expensive than staying in a star hotel downtown!

I discussed with the hostess in the tone of discussion. I said, can we have a hundred less?

Before the master spoke, Xi'er broke in and said, "nine hundred? It's too expensive. We can only give 800 at most! If we can't, we'll have to go to another house to have a look! " With that, Xi'er turned to go.

Who knows that the owner of this family has agreed!

The hostess quickly stretched out her hand to stop Xi'er and said, "eight hundred is eight hundred! Girl! If you come all the way here, let's say you're cheaper! "

Xi'er stopped, looked back at the owner with a smile and said, "more than 800! What a lucky number

The host turned and went into the room. She wanted to find us a basket and gloves for picking oranges.

I still looked at Xi'er with wide eyes, gave her a thumbs up and said with a smile: "OK! Miss Lin! I didn't expect that you could bargain more than me! "

Xi'er raised her eyebrows to me and said, "of course! Don't waste money! When we came here last year, that's five hundred, it's doubled this year! "

I said, "prices are going up!"

Xi'er said, "if prices go up again, it's impossible for a native chicken to sell for 100 yuan."

OK! Sister! You make me look up to you again!

When I enter the orchard, Xi'er will bet with me. She says that half an hour is the best time to see who picks the most oranges?

I asked her what to bet on?

Xi'er tilted his face and didn't think of it, so he said that he would bet first and then decide the outcome!

I said yes.

Half an hour later, we put the baskets together, I looked at Xi'er's basket, I simply laughed!

I laughed and said, "half an hour has passed. How many oranges have you picked? Look at me, the basket is full

Xi'er looked at me and said, "don't be complacent. Just follow me. Don't panic!"

Xi'er took me by the hand and came to the citrus tree in the previous lessons. He pointed to the citrus trees all over the ground and said, "see? It's all my credit? Don't look too much. There are at least two or three baskets here! Give up

I looked at the citrus all over the ground, and then Xi'er said, "is there any mistake? What's the matter with you? "

Xi'er said with a smile: "I hit it with a pole!"

"Please! Can that count? " I frowned at her.

Xi'er asked: "why not?"

I'm speechless.

"Don't you agree?" Xi'er, with his hands akimbo, looked at me closely and said.

I said, "no!"

She frowned at me and said, "say it again?"

I lowered my head to touch my nose and said with a smile, "I have to take it if I don't accept it. Ha ha ha..."

Then Xier and I sit on the grass and have a rest.

Xi'er said, "Mr. Gu, can I borrow your back?"

I was stunned for a moment and said with a smile, "OK. Remember me

Xi'er said, "don't you say that all forces are mutual? If I depend on you, you depend on me. What else

"I sighed:" I just found out now, actually you are quite capable of sophistry

Xi'er looked at me and giggled.

We sat back-to-back on the grass, enjoying the rare quiet in the orange garden. Apart from our conversation, it was the song of birds.

I pulled a Dogtail grass and bit it in my mouth. I turned around and asked her with a smile: "since you win. Have you thought of the bet? "

Xi'er said, "I think so."

I said, "what bet?"

Xier said, "a orange."

I said, "that's it? I can give you the basket of oranges I picked! "

Xier said, "I only want one!"

I reached out and grabbed the biggest one from the basket, handed it to her and said, "here's a biggest one for you!"

"Mr. Gu, can you peel my skin?" Said Xi'er.

I said: "dedicated beauty service."

I peeled off the orange and handed it to her: "OK. Please have a taste. "

Xi'er said, "Mr. Gu, can you feed me?"

I frowned at her and said, "I see. Your bet is actually for me to feed you oranges! "

Xi'er squeezed his eyes at me and said, "otherwise? Do you think there will be such a simple bet? "

I said, "can you finish it all at once?"

Xi'er said, "do things step by step, don't you?"

We adjusted our posture from back-to-back to face

I broke off a piece of orange and sent it to her mouth. She opened her mouth and chewed it with relishI said: "delicious?"

Xi'er nodded and said, "delicious."

I said: "acid?"

Xi'er shook his head and said, "it's not sour! How sweet

I said, "really?"

In fact, I don't like oranges very much. I get angry when I eat oranges, and I'm afraid of sour things!

Xi'er broke a piece of orange from my hand and sent it to my mouth. Ah, she said, "come on! open one 's mouth! My sister feeds you, too. "

I was embarrassed to smile and said, "I'll do it myself?"

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "when you hurt your hand, I always feed you food and water. Why don't you get used to it now?"

I had to open my mouth, and Xi'er fed the orange to my mouth. As soon as I chewed it, I couldn't help hissing

"What's the matter?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I raised my hand to cover my cheek and said, "how sour!"

Xi'er looked at me and said with a puzzled blink: "how can it be? I think it's sweet! "

I said angrily, "are you pregnant?"

"I hate it Xi'er raised his hand to hit me.

Hello, Xi'er finished eating the orange. Xi'er said that she would take a picture with the orange tree in the orchard for me.

But she couldn't find her cell phone. She turned her bag upside down and felt all over her pocket. She still couldn't find her cell phone!

All of a sudden, she stood still, pouted at me and said with a cry, "Yang Yang I don't think I can get my cell phone back! "

I looked at her and said, "what's the matter?"

"I just remember now that the thing I just smashed those dogs was my mobile phone!" Xi'er looked at me and said, still with a cry.

I looked at her with wide eyes and said, "don't tell me that the thing rolling into the pool is your mobile phone?"

Xi'er nodded and said, "I don't want to, but that's the truth! Ah! I'm going crazy

Looking at Xi'er, I couldn't help laughing

"You still laugh!" Xi'er pouted at me and said.

I stretched out my hand and pointed to her, laughing: "I said, Mr. Lin You How could you be so calm at that time? As for you taking the apple mobile phone to beat the dog! Ha ha ha... "

Xi'er pouted at me and said, "you still laugh! Do something for me

I stopped laughing so easily, looked at her and said, "I'll help you catch it later. If it's eaten by fish, I won't withdraw it."

Xi'er glanced at me and said, "do you think there are sharks in the pond? That's true

I said, "maybe there are still water monsters!"

Back to the farmyard for lunch, authentic farmhouse dishes, native chicken and native eggs. The so-called local chicken is completely free-range, daily activities in the woodland foraging, only eat insects, weeds and other natural food.

Because of the unbalanced nutrition, this kind of chicken lays smaller eggs, but because the native chicken eats more green leafy vegetables, the content of carotenoids and vitamin 2 in the yolk is high, so the yolk is bigger and the color is darker.

In the market, local eggs are much more expensive than foreign eggs, but many people are willing to buy them because they are pure natural, have high nutritional value and are good for their health.

There are also some seasonal vegetables, which Xi'er and I picked by ourselves from the master's garden. I think the master's family usually eats these vegetables.

After lunch, Xi'er and I asked for a fishing net bag from the host's house, and then came to the pond.

This pond happens to belong to this Guonong family. The owner said that if we catch big fish, we will make fresh fish for dinner.

The pond is not small, and the water quality is still clear. The entrance is close to the water surface with bluestone slabs. It is a small dock paved with bluestone slabs. It can be imagined that there should be village girls or peasant women washing clothes in the morning or evening, right?

In the distance, there are some grass thrown in by some people floating on the water surface. There must be fish in the pond, at least grass carp.

Although the season has entered December, but it is in the afternoon, the temperature of the sun still has a certain strength.

I rolled up my trouser legs, Xi'er was holding the skirt in her hand. We stood on the edge of the pond, first determined the approximate position of the mobile phone into the water, and then I started fishing with the net bag.

When I was a child, I liked to go fishing by the river. I was an expert in this field. As long as I went out to the river, my mother began to prepare the ingredients for fish and shrimp. Because mom knew I would never go home empty handed.

I can use my net pocket to get my mobile phone in the lake, but it's the first time in my life. I'm drunk too!

Fished for a long time did not see the shadow of the mobile phone, but fished out some small fish, shrimp and small creatures in the water and so on. Gradually, Xi'er seems to forget that we are fishing for mobile phones. She is very happy and looks forward to my fishing every time. Every time she sees me fishing for fish and shrimp, she yells and dances.

Sister! Is it fresh? When I was five years old, I would go to the river for lunch!

I am a little tired, turned to look at her, said: "it seems that with the net is not."Xi'er looked at me and said, "what should I do?"

I said, "I'll go down to the river and have a look."

Xi'er said, "can you swim?"

I said with a smile: "you just ask me if I can eat. Sister! I grew up in the water. When I was six or seven years old, I was very good at water! "

Xi'er said, "be careful."

I said to her with a smile, "why don't we go swimming together?"

Xi'er said, "I'm afraid of..."

I said, "what are you afraid of?"

Even if the skirt is lifted, no one will see it underwater. I'm not afraid that I'll dive under your skirt to peep, right? Ha ha ha!

Xi'er pointed to the lake and said, "I'm afraid there are schistosomiasis in the water..."