Superman Attack

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Blood Phoenix No. 2 raised his hand high: "I can cook! Rice-style meals, I'm very good at it."

Lin Bai was overjoyed: "What kind of dishes do you know? Sign up."

“Chicken Thigh Burger!”

"anything else?"

"beef hamburger!"

"I wipe, what else?"

“And pork burgers!”

"..."

Lin Bai covered his face, what is the essential difference between this woman's cooking and her own tomatoes and eggs? This is unreliable. Also unreliable are the two grandsons of Iron Man. Both of them are rich people who have never done any housework before, and they are all done by robots at home.

"Well, the most reliable one is the Blood Phoenix No. 4." Lin Bai looked at her expectantly.

Blood Phoenix No. 4 really did not disappoint him. After a long list of the names of various Fusang dishes, at least dozens of dishes could be made, Lin Bai couldn't help but be overjoyed: "Very good, great, with you here, Our family won't be ashamed after all."

"Can I interpret the meaning of this sentence as... You recognize me as a member of your family?" Blood Phoenix No. 4's face was flushed with excitement: "You admit to marrying me?"

"This... I want to marry Qianqian!"

"Wow... wow... bullying people!" Blood Phoenix No. 4 ran away crying, well, it seems that there is still no hope.

↗, w≧www. "Jin Qiaoqiao, brother can only hope that a miracle will happen to you." Lin Bai looked at Jin Qiaoqiao with tears in his eyes.

Before Jin Qiaoqiao could answer, the people in the room shook their heads together and said, "Forget it, letting her cook will only break the family's bowls in vain, so don't waste the bowls."

"Our house is over!" Lin Bai raised his hand to the sky. He screamed: "It's over, such a big family. I can't even bring out a few decent dishes. What's the face of my Lin Bai? How can I continue to live on the old street? Let me die."

At this moment. There was a soft knock on the door, Lin Bai opened the door and saw that it was actually Qianqian, she walked in with a smile, and whispered: "Xiao Bai, this year's water table... let me help you cook, anyway, we have already If you are engaged, you should be considered a family. If you bring out a bunch of tomatoes and eggs like last year, the old neighbors will laugh."

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, save suffering!"

At this moment, thousands of golden lights shot out from Qianqian's body, blinding everyone in the living room.

On the afternoon of the New Year's Eve, the Demon King was so hungry that she was basically naked. She was lying on the wicker chair at the door of the house like a human being, looking at the sun in the sky, the **** sun is going to sink, you After sinking, the New Year's Eve dinner will be served... This king can finally not be hungry anymore.

From the kitchen came the "tuk-tuk" sound of a kitchen knife slicing on the cutting board. The scent of chopped green onion and garlic wafted out, that was Qianqian cooking. Her cooking skills were not very good, but not bad. The same ordinary cooking skills as most housewives, with full of warm flavor.

Blood Phoenix 4 finally walked into the kitchen, although she was a little unsure of where she was. I don't know who is Lin Bai's, but she still regards herself as a member of this family. When standing side by side with Qianqian in the kitchen, she suddenly had the thought of "I want to prove that I am better than this woman". And then plunged into the world of Fuso cuisine.

The two industrious women quickly made dozens of dishes... put them on exquisite plates, and then put them in the steamer to keep warm. It wasn't until evening that Lin Bai pushed the four long tables out of the door. Then the women in the family began to set the plates out. After a while, the long table was filled with delicious dishes... Sichuan cuisine is made by Qianqian, Fusang cuisine is from Blood Phoenix No. 4, and there is a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. That's Lin Bai's handwriting. The most outrageous thing is a few hamburgers mixed in the plate. This is made by the second blood phoenix. I don't know why. The hamburger is placed in a lot of Chinese dishes and fusang dishes. It feels like strange.

At the same time, the old neighbors are setting tables and moving dishes on the old street. Countless delicacies are placed on the water table. From the old street to the end of the old street, the aroma is permeating, making the population flow.

This year, a few new troops have been added to the old street, which is also somewhat different from previous years. For example, Miss Liu actually set out a table full of cakes. These cakes are all made by her own hands. An elegant lady like her is very suitable for this kind of thing. Put it in your mouth. As a result, her cakes became a foil for the flowing water table, and she could only watch and couldn't eat them.

Hua Butterfly set up a table of Jianghu dishes, the so-called Jianghu dishes, that is, the variation of eating large pieces of meat and drinking large pieces, such as a large plate full of spicy crabs, making them red; whole big bullfrog peeled After that, it was fried with pickled peppers, and the person who wanted to eat it grabbed one in their hands, and gnawed on it with greasy hands, which was very enjoyable. Li Tieshou, who roamed the rivers and lakes thirty years ago, likes this dish! He just ate half an hour in front of Hua Butterfly's vegetable table before leaving.

Although the expression of Bingshan Beauty is cold, the dishes she cooks are full of delicious food, and they are all very warm and healthy series of mountain delicacies, mushroom soup, fried bamboo shoots, fried fungus with yam... It makes people feel very attentive.

The devil is the happiest of all. She has been looking forward to this year's Spring Festival since last year's Spring Festival, and now she can finally let go of her stomach and eat it all. She walked to the first table at the end of the old street. , took a deep breath, and then resolutely started to eat, this time she was very well prepared, and she would never stop until she had eaten every dish!

Lin Bai saw the smiles on the faces of every girl, and felt very satisfied. He just liked that everyone around him was happy, and he would be happy when everyone was happy. By the way, almost forgetting someone, Lin Bai hid in a place where no one was around, and dialed the flat-chested policewoman's phone with the mobile phone dedicated to masked heroes.

"Happy New Year!"

"Dear, happy new year to you too, where are you now?"

"Well...cough...I'm fighting for the happiness of a group of people. I'll come to you tomorrow, and let's go to your parents to say New Year's greetings."

"Really? Great!" The flat-chested policewoman was overjoyed: "Then I'll be waiting for you tomorrow."

Lin Bai hung up the phone silently. The most troublesome thing now is the flat-chested policewoman. Sooner or later, she will know that she is Xiaobai. What will she do then? Forget it, the car must have a way to the front of the mountain, and we will talk about it when the time comes.

Halfway through the New Year's Eve dinner, the violent loli came. Just like last year's Spring Festival, her home was now occupied by a large group of women who were vain and arrogant, and who were eager to climb the high branches. Those women were playing with Wang Zhengyu. There is no cover meeting, the arrival of the carnival New Year, there is no place for the fierce loli.

The Spring Festival is like this every year. Since the death of the violent Loli's mother, Wang Zhengyu is very afraid of celebrating the festival alone. The words "family reunion" will remind him of his deceased wife. numb yourself. Violent Lolita also knew this very well. She didn't blame her father for being foolish on this day. She just came to the old street quietly and dragged Lin Bai.

Lin Bai lightly touched her head and carried her on his shoulders: "Let's go, let's set off fireworks!"

It's a pity that before the fireworks were set off, a lot of guests came to the old street. They were brought by the blind girl in person. Most of these guests were old men and old ladies. Young girl in glasses, wearing ill-fitting clothes, looking sassy.

Lin Bai was taken aback: "Damn, all the members of the Justice League are here?"

That's right, the sassy young girl walking in the front is clearly a superwoman disguised as an ordinary person, and of course the group of old ladies in the back are the Flash, Wolverine, Black Widow, Catwoman... …with all the superheroes from the Marvel universe here, it’s like bandits in a village.

Lin Bai rushed over and blocked the group of heroes on the street. Then he dragged the blind girl in front of him, bit her ear and said, "I'll wipe, what are you going to do when you bring them to the human world?"

The blind girl spread her hands and said, "You can't blame me for this. I'm just a leader. Someone else invited them to the world for the Spring Festival."

"Who is so demented?" Lin Bai sweated profusely.

"It's your woman." The blind girl spread her hands and said, "Hua Butterfly and Miss Liu."

Lin Bai: "..."

It was only then that he remembered that he had told Hua Butterfly and Miss Liu about the Marvel world (for those who have forgotten, please re-watch the three-three-sixth attack), these two unremarkable women were so bold after knowing the truth. All these unnamed heroes are invited, they are going to go against the sky!

Lin Bai hurriedly greeted Supergirl: "Hey, you have to take care of these bandits, don't let them make any evil things happen."

"Yeah, how can you say that they are bandits? They are all heroes of justice, brave warriors who fight for peace in the world..." The superwoman protested against Lin Bai's wording~www.readwn.com~ Yes Lin Bai reluctantly agreed with her words, and as soon as she breathed a sigh of relief, the superwoman added: "Apart from their eagerness to find an heir, they don't have any other shortcomings..."

As soon as these words entered his ears, Lin Bai felt that his whole body was not well. Because he saw that an old man had emerged from the queue, reached out and grabbed Zhang Deyi, who was passing by, and greeted him in American English: "Hello, can the boy speak English?"

In this old street full of illiterates, there are really few people who can speak English, but Zhang Deyi happens to be a "returnee" who has lived in New York for many years. He is very good at American English and immediately smiled: "Hello, I am meeting!"

"That's great, I'm afraid you don't understand." The old man was blushing and said with great joy: "Young man, I see that you have a righteous face, you are a good seedling to be a superhero, do you want to be a superhero? Hero?"

ps: Thanks to the Emperor Tianqin for the reward of 300, the reward of 200 for Swinging the Sword, and the reward of 100 for Kowloon Island King Demon and I Love Chocolate Sauce

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