Superman Attack

the second

I'm sorry, when it was time to update at 8:00, a courier suddenly arrived. When my father-in-law went to pick up the courier, he was dragged into the alley by a man in black who didn't know where he came from, and he forgot to update when he came back.

Five days later, Jin Qiaoqiao's case went to trial, just as it was negotiated in advance, she was convicted of the crime of distributing pornographic materials, but Nian thought that she was the first offender, and the circumstances were minor, and there was no subjective intention. After being arrested, she admitted her wrong attitude Sincerely, take the initiative to turn over the illegal income, avoid imprisonment and impose a fine of 10,000 yuan.

When the sentence came down, Jin Qiaoqiao cried like a tearful man. This time, it was not sad, but relieved, as if the tears of the rest of her life. For this girl who has just stepped into society and her life has just begun, going to prison Liguan for two years is really terrible. These days, she can't sleep well and walk in a trance.

When taking a taxi home from the court, Blood Phoenix No. 2 held Jin Qiaoqiao all the time and comforted her softly for a long time, and the poor girl finally stopped her tears.

Lin Bai became impatient: "Hey, I said, do women have such troubles? Cry when they are upset, cry when they are happy, meow, cry under any circumstances, will this day be over?"

Jin Qiaoqiao quickly wiped away the tears on his face: "I'm sorry... I'm so useless."

"It's really useless." Lin Bai hummed, "You've been doing housework in my house these past few days, breaking eight plates and four bowls, forgetting twice, ww↓w. Remember to turn off the fire on the stove, once Dry the pot and run into the bathroom with a toilet brush when I'm taking a shower... Meow, are you going to use that thing to brush me?"

When Lin Bai said this, Jin Qiaoqiao's face was completely red. That day, she kept her own case in mind, and she was doing housework in despair. My mind was completely blank, so I grabbed a toilet brush and burrowed into the bathroom. She didn't notice the sound of rushing water in the bathroom at all. When she went in, she found that Xiaobai was taking a bath in it, and she happened to be washing her crotch with body soap... At that time, she was in a bad mood and didn't react, but when I think about it now, I feel ashamed Thrown to grandma's house.

"I... I didn't mean to..." Jin Qiaoqiao's head almost buried in her chest.

"Forget it, I don't have to hold you accountable." Lin Bai said, "Now that the case is over, what are your plans?"

"The next time I'm sure I can't write that kind of novels anymore." Jin Qiaoqiao sighed bitterly: "I can't go home anymore. Now the neighbors have started gossiping, and my parents are listing the house for sale. When they sell the house and buy a new one, I can't go back until I have a new home. I can't go to the company anymore... Blood Phoenix No. 2, sorry, I can't be your manager anymore."

Blood Phoenix No. 2 really doesn't care, but Jin Qiaoqiao insists that she doesn't want to affect her reputation, so there is nothing she can do: "Well, I respect your choice, and the position of the manager will be reserved for you. When do you want to do it? Come again. But then, you have no job for the time being, right? What kind of new job are you going to find?"

Jin Qiaoqiao bit her lower lip and said, "I'm a person with a criminal record now, and no company will want me. I think... I'll concentrate on writing some serious novels in the future, and earn a serious living fee."

"Oh? Write a serious novel? That's a good idea." Lin Bai and No. 2 Blood Phoenix raised their hands and feet in support. It's better than crying all day long.

Jin Qiaoqiao suddenly said: "I heard that the famous writer and screenwriter thirty-two father-in-law, that is, the author of "Bawanghua and Xiaobai" lives in the old street and is a friend of Xiaobai. I want to get some scriptures from him and learn from him. Tell me about your experience in writing serious novels. Could you introduce him to be my teacher?"

Lin Bai Khan: "A famous writer is a scumbag. And he has never written any serious novels. The novels written by that guy are all scumbags that don't pay for their lives, not to mention the level of screenwriting. If you want to write a novel, just write it yourself, don't be influenced by that scumbag."

"How can you say that about him." Jin Qiaoqiao expressed his dissatisfaction: "He is a role model for our grassroots writers. His success has inspired many people to write with confidence..."

"Okay, I'll take you to see him... If you can stand at his house for five seconds, I'll take you."

When the taxi arrived at Laojie, Lin Bai took Jin Qiaoqiao and walked to the thirty-two father-in-law's house.

Jin Qiaoqiao was very excited to see the legendary author of the great **** soon, and kept wondering what kind of shape the thirty-two father-in-law would look like.

Lin Bai pushed open the door of Gong Gong's house, as if he had opened the lid of Pandora's Box... A dirty, dilapidated, forgotten room was revealed to Jin Qiaoqiao. The room was full of **** and overgrown everywhere. Green hairs, cockroaches and mice are scurrying around, spiders and flies are fighting between life and death... In the middle of a pile of garbage is a computer and a unkempt Somali refugee, the refugee opened his mouth and said: "Huh? Xiaobai came to find it. What's wrong with me?"

Lin Bai turned around, pointed at Jin Qiaoqiao and said, "This girl is a new writer and wants to learn writing from you."

The Somali refugee grinned and said, "Hey, what a beautiful girl, okay, come here... Uncle will teach you to write novels..."

Jin Qiaoqiao felt that her whole body was not well, and pointed to the Somali refugee: "This is... the famous author thirty-two father-in-law?"

"yes!"

"This... this is the studio where the masterpiece "Overlord Flower and Xiaobai" was born?"

"yes!"

"This... is this where the famous script "Dark Blade" was created?"

"yes!"

"Wow...wow...mom...I don't write novels anymore..." Jin Qiaoqiao cried and ran away.

The thirty-two father-in-law asked curiously, "What's wrong? Why did this girl run away crying?"

"Go to hell!" Blood Phoenix No. 2 kicked the face of the thirty-two father-in-law who came close to him, kicked a big shoe print, and then ran out of the house. Don't want to stay any longer.

Lin Bai helped Father Thirty-two, who had been kicked on the ground, and smiled, "I'm sorry, that woman in my family is ignorant. I'm really sorry for hitting you... Brother Ming'er invites you to dinner to suppress the shock."

The thirty-two father-in-law laughed and said: "It's okay, it's okay to kick the beauty's feet in the face... Please kick it again..."

"I'll wipe it!" Lin Bai grabbed a chair covered with green hair from the side, and clasped it on his head with a "bump": "Meow, you pervert."

After Jin Qiaoqiao cried for half an hour, her mood finally improved. Of course, the sentence she just said "I will never write novels again" was just an angry remark. After calming down, she could only write novels. She was clumsy. Not good for any job, what else can I do besides writing novels?

She shut herself in the room and started writing with passion. Lin Bai could only sincerely hope that she would stop writing h novels. Hey, something seems to be wrong? Lin Bai finally remembered: "Hey, if you only focus on writing novels, there is no one in the family to do housework!"

Winter is passing by day by day, spring is getting closer and closer, and the Spring Festival of 201x is coming soon. The roaring engineering team of the Demon World temporarily stopped construction, and the construction workers returned to the human world through the teleportation array, and went home happily for the New Year. The battery factory in the human world also had a long holiday, Wenwen returned to his hometown in Changshou County, and Qianqian stayed on the old street every day without going to work or school... The whole China began to enter a state of restlessness.

The Demon King suddenly started a hunger strike, only drinking water! Moreover, she continued for several days, and by the fourth day, she was already starving and lethargic. Fortunately, this woman is a demon, not an ordinary human. If another ordinary human has been hungry for three days, I am afraid that the whole body will lose the strength.

Lin Bai couldn't help it anymore, grabbed her shoulders and shook: "Hey, I said, are you going to starve yourself to death? Look, across the street is your favorite hot pot, you really don't you want to eat?"

"Don't eat!" The Demon King said firmly.

"What do you want to die for? Are you being molested, or have you lost your love? Tell me, and I'll help you out."

"neither!"

"Then why are you starving yourself to death?" Lin Bai was mad.

"I'm going to empty my stomach and wait for the New Year's Eve dinner." The Demon King said seriously: "Last year I ate half the street and I couldn't eat it, and I didn't eat the rest of the street... This year, no matter what. You need to eat and wear the entire running water mat, so stop eating a few days in advance to ensure the maximum capacity of your stomach."

Lin Bai: "..."

Well, there is nothing to talk about with this unremarkable woman, Lin Bai really wants to kick her out.

However, after being reminded by her, Lin Bai remembered that eight dishes must be prepared for the flowing water table of the New Year's Eve dinner. According to the old street rules, each household has eight dishes, and everyone put it together to make a flowing water table. This is the old street. Rules, even the most mischievous Lin Bai must abide by, otherwise he is not qualified to say that he is a member of the old street.

Last year, Lin Bai's eight dishes were scrambled with tomato with egg, scrambled with egg with tomato, scrambled with egg, scrambled with tomato, scrambled with egg and tomato, tomato and egg soup, tomato soup, and egg soup, but this year can't be fooled anymore. There are a lot of people in the family, including Lin Bai, the Demon King, the two blood phoenixes, the juniper flower demon, Jin Qiaoqiao, the grandson of Iron Man~www.readwn.com~ So many people only provide eight dishes, obviously a bit sorry Neighborhood neighbors, so we must prepare a few more dishes.

Lin Bai held the first family meeting and summoned everyone in the family to the living room, and everyone sat in a row: "Ahem, it's the biggest festival of the year in China again. This year, our family has a lot of power, and we must be big. To run a special office, start with the New Year's Eve dinner. What are you going to do well? Let's report to the name, and we'll have a super feast."

The Demon King was the first to speak: "This king is very good at eating, but he can't do it!"

Lin Bai said angrily: "I'll wipe, you useless woman, play while you play, the next one."

The juniper flower demon hurriedly said, "I know a lot..."

Before he could say anything else, Lin Bai immediately interrupted: "You are forbidden to do anything, raise it with peace of mind...cough..." Originally wanted to talk about raising a baby, but when he saw a room full of people, how could he be embarrassed to say that he had grown a juniper The belly of the flower demon had to change his mouth and said, "Recover with peace of mind."

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