Superman Attack

: Stop talking nonsense

the second

"I'll wipe it!" Lin Bai wanted to stop it before it was too late. Uncle Zhang's stupid son, Zhang Deyi, was notoriously deceitful. Sure enough, this guy was stunned by one sentence, and said happily: "Okay, I just want to be a superhero, but how can I do it?"

The old man took out a pair of short sticks from his arms and handed it to Zhang Deyi: "Take this and inherit my heritage. From now on...you will be one of the superheroes."

Zhang Deyi took the short stick, waved it twice in his hand, and laughed: "Not bad."

Lin Bai covered his face, well, he handed over the inheritance so hastily, and since then, Laojie has another superhero with no name. After watching it for a long time, he couldn't tell what kind of superhero the pair of short sticks was. Lin Bai carefully recalled all the superhero movies he had watched, but he couldn't remember which hero used a pair of short sticks. I had to turn to Supergirl for help: "Which hero is the old man? Is his inheritance strong?"

Supergirl held up her big black-rimmed glasses and said calmly, "The old man's name is King Kai Bian. If you want to know his strength, it's not easy, just watch the movie "Kai Bian Wang"."

(Thirty-two father-in-law's note: "Kai Bian Wang" is a superhero movie that my father-in-law likes very much. I strongly recommend all book lovers to watch it. If you don't watch it, you will definitely regret a big loss for life.)

Lin Bai was powerless to stop a group of ⊕, w¢www. old men and old ladies pouring into the old street. These old men and old ladies were not polite at all. When they saw the running water seats on the street, they immediately came up to eat with shame. The old street people are the most hospitable. And how could anyone be stingy on New Year's Eve? Everyone actually greeted the old men and the old ladies with a smile...

While eating delicious food, the old men and the old ladies searched for their targets on the old streets with their eyeballs. Soon an old man stood in front of the second-generation Aunt Qin: "Little fat girl, are you interested in being a superhero? I am the Hulk. I can give you the inheritance of the Hulk."

Lin Bai was taken aback: I wipe, the Hulk will burst into clothes when he transforms. What kind of trouble are you going to find a girl to inherit? Even if the girl looks like an aunt, she will be shy after she bursts into clothes, okay?

Fortunately, the second-generation Aunt Qin's English level is very poor, that is, the level of junior high school. She didn't understand what the old man was talking about. She gestured at the old man blankly and said, "i_'t_speak_"

Lin Bai grabbed the Supergirl's shoulders with both hands and shook it vigorously: "Hurry up and stop this group of neurotics. Don't grab the strong men on the old streets."

"It's a good thing to find inheritance for a just cause, why do you say they are insane?" Supergirl expressed incomprehension.

"Okay, I was wrong, I forgot that you are also insane." Lin Bai rolled his eyes at Supergirl and found the blind girl: "Only you are reliable, now hurry up and bring all these guys to my house, let me They are honestly soaking in the hot spring pool, and they are forbidden to come out and run around..."

"Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with them. It seems that they are very unreliable, but in fact they are very down-to-earth people. Don't look at them as if they are chasing strong men. In fact, they carefully considered when choosing an heir." The blind girl explained.

"Where does he seem to have thought about it?" Lin Bai went mad: "Look... that kid Zhang Deyi is wielding a pair of short sticks. God knows what stupid things he will do when he becomes King Hai Bian."

The blind girl smiled slightly and did not explain, but she still followed Lin Bai's request. The old man and the old ladies were brought into Lin Bai's house.

The hot spring pool in the backyard of Lin Bai's house was quickly filled with old men and women, and even the old Iron Man followed. That picture is extremely beautiful... Fortunately, there is a little green in the ten thousand flowers, and the only thing that makes Lin Bai feel relieved is the superwoman girl. She changed into a white bikini, and her tall and fit figure made Lin Bai's throat feel a little dry.

If this woman doesn't wear panties, she is a first-class beauty. Her pure beauty is in stark contrast to the ecstasy of the demon king. Chunlan and Qiuju, each of which is good at winning the game, is simply a peerless match of two flowers. flower.

"The hot springs in Huaxia are really good!" the old man Wolverine said: "Milijian doesn't have any hot springs to soak in."

"That's right!" The old woman, Black Widow, said with infinite melancholy, "If I had been in hot springs and skin care since I was young, I wouldn't look so old now."

"Hey! Grab the point." Lin Bai stood by the hot spring pool and said solemnly, "Is it really okay for you all to come to the human world? Aren't you afraid of the villains in the Marvel world making trouble?"

"Hey, we're just here for a walk." The old man Flash said: "We'll be back soon, superman in the human world, you don't have to be so nervous, we won't make trouble here."

The ghosts believed them, but Lin Bai suddenly thought of something, ran to the street, and brought Miss Liu and Hua Butterfly in: "The big mess of superheroes you invited are now soaking in my hot spring, If you have anything to say to them, go and say it."

Miss Liu and Hua Butterfly were instantly overjoyed. The two girls ran fast and ran into Lin Bai's house in a single swipe. Lin Bai followed helplessly, like the servants of the two girls. Unexpectedly, the two girls looked back at him and said, "Xiao Bai, don't come to meddle, let's talk to the superheroes, you don't come to eavesdrop."

"What?" Lin Bai sweated: "Why don't you want me to listen?"

"You have nothing to do with us now, right?" Hua Butterfly hummed, "We are neither your wife nor your lover, we have drawn a clear line, what right do you have to eavesdrop on us and our guests? ? This is a violation!"

"I..." Lin Bai was speechless for a while, looking at Hua Butterfly's pair of delicate red lips, he suddenly remembered the comfort she used to use this small mouth to serve him, and also thought that after the engagement incident, she would never be there again. Having made out with myself, I can't help but feel a little melancholy... It seems that something is wrong.

Sure enough, after a creature like a man has tasted the sweetness, how could it be possible to dismiss it casually.

"I'll take care of you later!" Lin Bai snorted at Hua Butterfly, but after all, she didn't come to audition. She was right, it belonged to someone else. Since she didn't want to audition herself, she shouldn't go. There should be at least the respect between people!

Miss Liu has always been submissive and obedient. When Lin Bai wanted to make her look like eighteen, she would not only look like seventeen. Unexpectedly, this time she stood aside with Hua Butterfly and forced Lin Bai out of the house. Close the door tightly again.

"Hey, this is my home. It's too exaggerated for you to shut me out... Hey..." Lin Bai's protest was ineffective, the door just wouldn't open. Of course, he could use his ears or see-through eyes or something. Look into it, but think about it carefully and then give up.

A group of weirdos didn't know what to discuss in their own backyard. In short, it was definitely not a good thing. Lin Bai came back with a fierce loli and set off fireworks by the river for a while, only to find that they seemed to have finished talking, the house was empty, all the The old men and the old ladies are gone, maybe they have returned to the Marvel world, and only Supergirl has not returned for the time being. She had already climbed out of the hot spring pool and got dressed. Instead of wearing a bizarre battle suit with panties, she put on the rustic clothes she usually wore when she went to work in the newspaper office, which looked like a A very ordinary, introverted girl.

"Why don't you go back together?" Lin Bai looked at Supergirl curiously.

"I'm watching the Demon King." Lin Bai followed her gaze, and sure enough, her eyes were chasing the Demon King as she moved in the crowd. At this time, the Demon King had already eaten through two-thirds of the old street. She was flushed and beaming with joy. , holding the bowl in the left hand and the chopsticks in the right hand, walking to one table and munching on it according to the record, after tasting every dish, then walking to the next table...

"She seems to be very happy!" Supergirl seemed curious: "I have heard Daredevil say it many times, the current Demon King has no threat at all, will not destroy the world, nor will he come out to do evil again, and now I see it with my own eyes. , it's still hard to believe that what you see is true."

"It's so hard to believe." Lin Bai smiled and said, "The devil is also a human being, and he also has emotions and desires, as well as joys and sorrows. If we heard the word "devil", we would label her as a villain and evil. , cruelty and other terms, that is indifference to her humanity and an extremely irresponsible approach."

"Oh? You're right." The Superwoman turned around and sighed, "If people label her justice, kindness, and bravery when they hear the word Superman, then... …”

"That's actually not right." Lin Bai said flatly, "If you want to be your true self, you should do it boldly, and leave the task of maintaining world peace to others, right?"

"There is no one else to pay." The superwoman whispered: "The Justice League is dying, everyone wants to be their true self, and no one wants to be a hero anymore... At this time, I can't be willful. "

"What if you are worrying about the world? How do you know that the world must need superheroes?" Lin Bai laughed and said, "Maybe without you, the world will still function well."

"No~www.readwn.com~ Without heroes, the world would be messed up by the League of Evil."

"That's bad!" Lin Bai laughed loudly: "Mortals who have to rely on heroes to save themselves, but don't work hard, should also tremble under the ravages of villains... Maybe... they tremble. If you are shaking, you will shake yourself into a hero? Then why should you worry about not having a successor?"

"This..." Superwoman was completely speechless.

Lin Bai patted her on the shoulder lightly, then walked towards the Demon King, and the crowd immediately burst into laughter from Lin Bai and the Demon Queen: "Hey, I said you haven't had enough yet?"

"How can this king be hungry for several days? I still have half of my stomach left..."

"I wipe! How big is your stomach?"

"Stop talking nonsense, don't hinder this king from eating..."

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