Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Warm Home 8

Xu Ye looked surprised,

From this strange mother whom I had only known for two days, I actually felt a touch of long-lost warmth.

Growing up, his family seemed more concerned about when he went crazy and how to stop it.

No one cared about such a trivial matter as what he liked to eat.

The mother in front of her was undoubtedly very qualified and even doted on her children.

Xu Ye said in a gentle tone: “It doesn’t matter. From today on, I don’t like eating meat anymore, and I will become a vegetarian from now on.”

Anyone could tell that he was trying to comfort people.

My mother was so moved that she was speechless, and her guilt deepened.

In the eyes of the chosen one and the audience in the live broadcast room, the woman in front of them is strange, and at the same time, she is also an enemy who threatens their lives at any time.

But in the strange memory of the copy, before the chosen ones violated the rules and behaved abnormally, the person in front of them was their relatives and sons.

Xu Ye: “If you really feel guilty, just give me your beloved knife.”

Xu Ye looked at the kitchen knife in his mother’s hand to cut the persimmons. It was pure black, bottomless black, without any reflection, as if it could suck people in.

After hearing this, my mother did not hesitate and handed the things to Xu Ye.

“What kind of bad luck did that young man from the Dragon Kingdom have on Bageya Road? He got a prop easily.”

“Damn you, you damn Central Fake, you took the dog off too early, causing our Sakura Country to lose a great opportunity.”

That kitchen knife was obviously extraordinary;

In the Kaitan world, when a character’s favorability increases to a certain level, it is very likely that some dungeon props will drop, which can be brought back to the real world.

According to their experience, this kind of prop often has the ability to harm weird things. It will be a great help for the Chosen One to enter the world of ghost stories next time.

At the same time, countries where the Chosen Ones were still alive took advantage of the last reminder to send messages to the challengers in the dungeon.

In Maple Leaf Country, Johnson danced with joy when he heard the words “Mom got up late in the morning and didn’t buy fresh meat.”

Very goodFinally, I no longer have to force myself to eat those weird meats. Just looking at it makes me feel sick.

Then, he received the reminder from the country, and his face fell again.

Johnson read the lines dryly: “It doesn’t matter. From today on, I don’t like eating meat anymore, and I will become a vegetarian from now on.”

After he finished speaking, his eyes were fixed on his mother’s face.

The other party’s expression was as usual, and he did not appear moved or guilty as expected. Johnson felt that something was wrong.

But out of trust in the country, he still chose to finish the remaining lines.

“If you really feel guilty, give this knife of yours to me.”

I was already scared to enter the world of ghost stories. At this moment, the weird mother still had a bad face. Johnson stuttered when he spoke, and there was no atmosphere of motherly kindness and filial piety.

The same sentence, when he said it, was more like completing a task.

In order to get the kitchen knife, I had to flatter my mother against my will.

The air was quiet for a moment.

Weird mother stopped chopping tomatoes and looked up at him: “You really want this kitchen knife?”

Johnson scratched the back of his head: “Yeah, yeah.”

“I’ll help you.”

A kitchen knife was inserted directly into Johnson’s chest.

Like a flower that is about to wither, the blood of the chosen one flows simultaneously and gathers in the chest. After a while, there was a crumpled mummy on the ground.

On the other hand, the kitchen knife suddenly flashed with a hint of luster, and the blade became even darker.

[Maple Leaf national selection Johnson is swallowed by the strange, the world of strange stories is about to come, the time counts down 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3…]

In Romantic Country, Pierre, as a real-world actor, coupled with his talent of “true interpretation”, can make himself more integrated into the world of ghost stories and increase Weird’s favorability towards him.

With this skill, he is one of the few chosen ones, other than Xu Ye, who has successfully reached this point on his own.

After my mother told me about not buying fresh meat this morning,

Pierre: “Oh, mom, we are a family.”

“No need to apologize. No matter what you do, I will never blame you. Just like you did to your brother, he was so naughty, but you still didn’t blame him.”

Pierre’s true feelings are expressed with emotion and moved with reason, which is convincing.

Then, my mother really no longer felt guilty: “You’re right, you were often naughty when you were a child, so I didn’t abandon you.”

Pierre’s lips moved. He was smart and did not say the words “Give me the kitchen knife” inappropriately.

He was extremely regretful and for the first time began to hate his talent.

It seems that I have overacted…

Each country sent reminders to its chosen ones. The result of this was that except for Pierre, he survived the difficulty safely and still did not get the props.

The other chosen ones all suffered copy failures due to poor acting skills or failure to reveal their true feelings.

On the contrary, some small countries escaped because they used up three reminder opportunities in advance and did not deliver the message in time.

“I laughed, no way, no one really thinks that Mr. Xu Ye can be easily imitated, right?”

The actions in the live broadcast rooms of various countries just now were obviously imitating Xu Ye’s behavior and stealing the fruits of victory that others had already created.

The people of the Dragon Kingdom did not stop it with their mouths, but they still had some taste in their hearts.

The countries of these imitators have often fallen behind the Dragon Kingdom when they were in decline.

Now that they saw this result, they all became excited.

“Pierre from Romantic Country, look out. Xu Ye can be imitated but never surpassed.”

“Boss Xu Ye is so awesome. Not only is he eloquent, but his acting skills are also so good. He knows how to perform just right and guide Weird to obtain props.”

“Boss Xu Ye is my idol.”

“Let’s just ask if there is a possibility that we have over-interpreted it, and Mr. Xu Ye is acting in his true colors.”

Acting in his true colors, that is to say, all the abnormalities Xu Ye showed are true.

He really enjoyed taking apart living things and really developed feelings for Weird Mom.

“impossible.”

“What nonsense are you talking about? Boss Xu Ye is definitely not that kind of person.”

The person who said this was quickly flooded with various barrages, and his account was even clicked to report.

Dragon Kingdom’s Weird Talk Bureau,

Director Lin held a thick stack of information handed over by his subordinates with a serious look on his face.

The intelligence officer explained tremblingly: “This is Xu Ye, all the hospitalization records…”

“It hurts quickly, and the recovery speed is faster than ordinary people every time. There seems to be something wrong here…” The intelligence officer pointed to the brain area.

“What does it mean to have a problem?”

Director Lin said dissatisfiedly:”Young people just like to pursue a little excitement, that’s normal.”

People in the room looked at each other,

You’re talking nonsense with your eyes open. Look at the stack of injury reports in your hand, are you just pursuing “a little bit”?

It’s a miracle that he survives to this day.

As if aware of his own gaffe, Bureau Lin put his palm on his chin and coughed.

Everyone got together and started discussing, and finally came to a conclusion.

“Xu Ye is still too young. This kind of character is easy to rush into the weird world. Starting from tomorrow, he needs to be restrained.”

Xu Ye continued to stay in the world of ghost stories, playing with his brother in the morning, eating the food cooked by his mother at noon, and doing homework in the afternoon.

Time passed by for another three days, and we came to the fifth day.

Just when the audience in the live broadcast room has become accustomed to the current life, they think that if this continues, they will be able to get through easily.

Early that morning, Xu Ye opened his eyes from the bed and opened the door as usual.

A large khaki dog appeared in the living room.

Seeing him appear, I immediately rushed towards him enthusiastically, rubbing my head back and forth on my body.

Xu Ye remembered that the name of this dungeon was Warm Home. There were four people and five creatures in the introduction.

At present, the big yellow dog has appeared, and the last one…

Xu Ye concentrated and saw a bottle of liquor on the coffee table in front of the TV…

The word “Cat Tai” is printed on it, and the bottle is transparent, making it very difficult to spot if you don’t look carefully.

[Rule 9: If you see alcohol at home, hide it immediately. 】

Xu Ye picked up the wine bottle, opened the lid and smelled it.

The big yellow dog next to me came up and barked at the bottle in a rather impatient voice.

Xu Ye looked thoughtful.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was anxious:

“Quickly, hide it. It would be bad if others find out.”

“It’s so scary. I have no memory of when this bottle of wine appeared.”

“Just hide it under the sofa.”

“You’re stupid. In such a casual place, Weird found out right away.”

“Hide in the bedroom. The bedroom is currently the most familiar place for the Chosen One, so it is not easy to find.”

“But mom has to go in every day to check the homework.”

“Then what should we do, hide in the bathroom?”

“I know, it’s hidden under the toilet seat in the bathroom. My personal money has always been there, and my wife has never found it.”

“The man upstairs has already helped you with forty-three members of Aite’s friend list (including your wife), so you don’t need to thank me.”

In the living room, Xu Ye picked up the wine bottle and sniffed it for a while. After confirming that it was an authentic Maotai, he drank it mouth to mouth.

No matter where you hide it, it’s better to hide it in your belly.

Almost immediately after finishing the drink, a middle-aged man wearing glasses and a suit walked out from the stairs on the second floor.

After seeing Xu Ye: “Son, have you finished your homework?”

Xu Ye shook his head.

The middle-aged man’s tone was not very good: “Hurry up and write.”