Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Warm Home 9

[Introduction to the copy: You have a gentle and virtuous mother, a decent-working father, a naughty younger brother, and a dog that has grown up with you. Everything looks so warm and beautiful to outsiders, like a standard model family. However, are things really as harmonious as they appear on the surface? I’m afraid, only you who are in it can know. 】

Xu Ye returned to the room and frowned.

There are four people in total, and the one I just saw must be the father of this body.

I’m very busy at work, so I don’t go home often, which seems understandable.

Judging from the recent contact, his temper is not very good, but he seems to be able to accept it? In reality, most fathers appear with a majestic image in front of their children.

We still need to investigate the truth. What kind of truth is it?

Xu Ye was a little confused.

After thinking for a while, I started to feel sleepy without realizing it.

Inadvertently, the little goblins started fighting with their upper and lower eyelids until they were completely closed.

Xu Ye fell straight onto the bed.

“Cat Tai”‘s stamina is really powerful.

Except for Xu Ye who chose to drink the wine, the other chosen ones also hid their wine in various places.

Some people hide wine in the back cover of the toilet.

Some people dug open the flower pots by the window with bare hands and buried things in them.

The most powerful one was the German Chosen One. He found a mineral water bottle from the kitchen refrigerator, poured white wine into it, and then filled the original wine bottle with tap water.

The two bottles were placed right next to each other on the coffee table, and no one could tell the difference.

Barrage: “Okay, so awesome. This is the talent that comes with men…”

“I seem to understand something.”

Netizen A: “I’m so happy, dear friends, I just got theI found my husband’s personal money hidden in the flowerpot. ”

Netizen B: “+1, me too, I have five yuan and eighty cents, how about you?”

Netizen A: “Uh, ten thousand yuan.”

The people below couldn’t stand it any longer, so they sneered at Netizen B: “Sister, you can give Big Brother back such a small amount of money.”

“Your husband is so pitiful. What I’m saying is that we don’t have to get married if it’s not necessary.”

Netizen C: “Why didn’t I find the money? There is a membership card in the shoe shell with the word “Red Romance” written on it. Does anyone know where this place is?”

“Nothing, just a restaurant.”

“Yes, a serious place to eat.”

“…”

For a time, the homes of married men from all over the world were filled with wailing sounds.

They didn’t expect that just watching the live broadcast would reveal the location of their private money.

Pierre from the romantic country, after returning to the room, immediately lay on the door frame and listened to the movement outside.

He just buried the wine in the flowerpot.

There was a banging sound outside, as if someone was looking for something, and it lasted for about ten minutes.

Very good, no sound of digging.

Pierre breathed a sigh of relief and returned to bed, intending to take a good rest.

There was a crumpled piece of paper under the pillow. He picked it up and looked at it:

【Supplementary Rules】

[Rule 1: The bedroom is absolutely safe! 】

[Rule 2: Please do not stay alone in the same space with your father. 】

[Rule 3: There is only one adult in this family who loves you. Having a good relationship with him/her can save your life when necessary. 】

[Rule 4: The big yellow dog at home has grown up with you and will be loyal to you. No matter when, it will never betray you. 】

[Rule 5: Dog meat is non-toxic and can be eaten. 】

[Rule 6: If your father’s colleague comes to visit, please remember to open the door for him. 】

In addition to these six rules, there is also a sentence added in small print at the bottom of the paper:

Never open the door because…

The handwriting is crooked, and only half of the words are written. I don’t know if the other half is intentional or I didn’t get a chance to write it.

In the live broadcast room at this time, the audience also saw the information inside through Pierre’s live broadcast and began to analyze it without thinking.

“The rules have been updated.”

“It’s not an update, it’s a supplement. From the original ten rules, there are sixteen rules. Ahhh, it’s more complicated!”

“Rule 3 says that there is only one adult in the family who loves you. Combined with rule 2, don’t stay alone with your father. Does that mean that the person who needs to have a good relationship is your mother?”

“Not necessarily. What if Rule 2 is wrong? If you believe it easily, it will easily lead to the Chosen One losing his life in vain.”

“What about rule five? Dog meat with five poisons can be eaten. This dog does look normal, with no signs of being weird.”

“How can dogs eat dog meat if they are so cute!”

“Hey, people upstairs, stop making noise. Boss Xu Ye is still sleeping. Is there any way to wake him up?”

The screen cut back to Xu Ye’s live broadcast room. A young man with quite good eyebrows was lying on the bed and fast asleep, ignoring whatever happened outside.

“Don’t tell me, the boss is quite handsome when he’s not crazy.”

In the Monster Talk Bureau, Director Lin looked at the angry young man on the screen and frowned: “Has the news been sent out?”

“Sent, we tried to communicate with Xu Ye, but there has been no response.”

“Keep in touch.”

Director Lin sighed, “Xu Ye, you are still too young and not stable enough in your work.”

He silently prayed in his heart that with the blessing of his ancestors, Long Guo finally selected a genius, hoping that he would not die so soon.

Yes, in Director Lin’s mind, although Xu Ye seemed a little crazy and had been mentally stimulated to some extent, he was still a unique genius.

It seems that he was born to talk about strange rules. For him, the real world is not suitable for Xu Ye.

In the strange talk about rules, Pierre looked at the six extra rules and fell into deep thought.

The chosen ones who have made it this far are all brave and careful characters with strengths beyond ordinary people.

He first ruled out Rule 2 and concluded that the father in Rule 3 was the one who didn’t love his children.

Judging from previous contacts, the mother does not seem to be very friendly towards the child.

Forcing a child to eat something he doesn’t like, or strangling someone’s neck if they make a mistake in their homework. Is this something a normal mother would do?

In comparison, my father’s behavior was more normal. Although he had a bad temper, he was only a verbal threat and had no tendency to violence.

Pierre took a deep breath. Everything still needs to be judged based on the facts.

time is coming soonBy noon, it’s time for lunch.

This morning, with the appearance of his father, his younger brother did not ask him to “shoot the ball” again.

Pierre breathed a sigh of relief. It was very troublesome to find ways to deal with this kind of brat every day.

For this he has lost a hand, two toes, and several more. I was really afraid that before I could survive seven days, I would be torn into pieces by my younger brother.

Pierre came out of the bedroom. Today’s lunch was quite rich, including four dishes and one soup, including fish and meat.

There were three people sitting at the dining table, and a big yellow dog sticking out its tongue. Seeing Pierre, she pounced on him and licked his arm.

Pierre took a chopstick of chrysanthemum and put it into his mouth. He had no intention of moving his chopsticks as he looked at the normal meat dishes next to him.

Who knows, what kind of meat is the meat in the ghost story world and what are the consequences of eating it.

The mother sitting across from me disagreed and said, “Eat some meat. Children can’t be picky eaters.”

Pierre was so frightened that he trembled like chaff. He suppressed the fear in his heart and slowly moved toward the plate of fish.

At this time, the father spoke again: “What a mouth, it’s so big. Children have their own ideas about what they like to eat. If they don’t like it, they won’t eat it.”

After saying this, the restaurant suddenly became quiet.

Mom glanced at Dad and immediately closed her mouth. The younger brother lowered his head and ate his food, pretending to be mute. Even the big yellow dog became more obedient and lay on the ground quietly.

Pierre’s nose felt sore and he was so moved that he almost cried.

Great, since entering the world of ghost stories, someone finally speaks for him, and he no longer has to eat those messy foods.

He is now almost certain that the second rule is wrong, and that his father is the one who loves him and can protect him at critical moments.

There was another chopstick of chrysanthemum in the bowl, which was picked up by Wei Wei’s father: “By the way, son, have you seen dad’s wine bottle?”