Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Warm Home 7

“Brother, my dear brother, where are you?”

“Brother shoots the ball with you.”

There was silence in the living room, no one answered.

Xu Ye walked to the door of the next bedroom.

I remember clearly yesterday that after lunch, my brother returned to this room.

“Brother, brother.”

Xu Ye kept banging on the door, banging. The sound was so loud that there was no doubt that this fragile wooden board would turn into pulp in the next moment.

However, it was still quiet inside.

Xu Ye frowned.

He was thinking whether he had done something wrong yesterday.

“Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn’t have teased you like that yesterday.”

“Come out. This time we will change the game to a gentle one. It will be fun and cure your ADHD.”

There is no greater good than knowing a mistake and being able to correct it. Xu Ye felt that he was really a good boy who had the courage to admit his mistakes.

After a while, the door to the room creaked open, and a child about one meter tall lay on it and poked his head.

“Are you serious?”

Yesterday morning I went to find Xu Ye with my head in my hand. I originally wanted to teach him a lesson, but I didn’t expect that I was punished.

In addition, while eating, Xu Ye twisted his ears, really trying to remove them, without any mercy, and his method was even weirder than him.

This made my brother a little scared. He didn’t dare to cause trouble for Xu Ye easily.

Weird people are also living creatures, subconsciously bullying the weak and fearing the strong, and Xu Ye is obviously the “hardest among the hard”.

The younger brother realized that he had encountered a tough problem this time.

He stayed in the room and swore that no matter how Xu Ye cursed and threatened him, he would not come out before noon.

But Xu Ye changed,

He apologized to himself, but his attitude was still so… sincere.

In this family, my mother is busy all day long, and my father rarely comes home.

It is very tempting to have an adult take the initiative to play with you…

The younger brother opened his clear eyes, revealing his stupidity, and looked at Xu Ye carefully.

Outside the live broadcast room,

Barrage: “Hahaha, it’s so funny. In other live broadcast rooms, the chosen ones just put their tail between their legs and behave like human beings. But here at Xu Ye, they are trying their best to hide from humans. Looking at my brother’s expression, it’s obvious that he has been struggling for a long time and doesn’t want to give Xu Ye Open at night.â€�

“Look at it this way, what should I do if my brother is a little cute? He looks like a normal child.”

“Upstairs, you’re just looking at the face. No matter how cute it is, it’s still weird. I forgot how ferocious he was when he first appeared yesterday.”

“Being so well-behaved now is just because I met our boss Xu Ye and was able to restrain my weirdness and bully the weak and fear the strong.”

Barrage: “When my brother knocks on the door, can’t the chosen one not open the door?”

“No, playing with your brother is a rule that cannot be broken. Anyone who stayed in the room and kept silent yesterday will be eliminated.”

“Speaking of which, why did Xu Ye come out? Since my brother is not looking for trouble, he just needs to stay in the room obediently for seven days.”

Some people are not optimistic about Xu Ye and think that him coming out to find his brother at this time is purely an extraneous incident.

“I was lucky yesterday. I was frightened by the strange thing, and I thought I could walk away sideways. I think this person didn’t know the heights of the sky, and he was completely floating.”

At the door of my brother’s room,

“Of course, I, Xu Ye, never lie to anyone.”

Xu Ye patted his chest and vowed: “Let’s play with building blocks.”

Since you want to build building blocks, you must first have parts.

Xu Ye picked up his brother and placed him on his lap to sit.

A quarter of an hour passed.

There were several broken arms, legs, and internal organs on the ground.

one pieceThe blocks are just the right parts to form building blocks.

Xu Ye took out a piece of a big arm and assembled it with another small arm.

Black blood was popping out from the cross section of the wound. When it was touched, countless tiny red threads protruded from the flesh and blood, like living creatures, entangled with each other, and finally magically fused together.

The arm is intact.

Xu Ye stared at the pieces of flesh and blood with a mesmerized expression.

He had this idea yesterday,

Why is it different from humans? The body is separated, but the body can still move as if it has its own consciousness.

We now have a preliminary answer.

Xu Ye stretched out his hand to Weiyi’s chest, put his fingers together, inserted it, and made a circle. A bloody heart was ripped out.

The color of the heart is purple and black, which corresponds to the word we usually say, called black heart and liver. The heart was still beating in my hand.

Xu Ye noticed that in the center of the heart, in addition to the thin lines covering it, there was something like a crystal. The thin lines on the body came from here.

He stretched out two fingers, intending to poke them directly.

“don’t want.”

From the ground, the younger brother’s horrified shouts came. When the arms and legs were removed, there was not much movement, but now the reaction was particularly violent.

Xu Ye’s fingers that were infinitely close stopped and he stroked them with his palms instead.

A bit similar to the texture of jelly.

Dragon Kingdom’s Weird Talk Bureau,

The forest bureau was the first to react.

“Quickly, take this screenshot and record it, and let the technical staff study it again and again.”

“If I’m not mistaken, it must be his weakness that makes the weird reaction so intense.”

Rules and strange stories randomly select cities to descend into the human world. This is almost a dimensionality-reducing blow to humans who could only observe weirdness in the live broadcast before.

Guns, ammunition, and all physical attacks seemed to have little effect.

Human beings have always been looking for ways to really hurt the weird.

Now that Xu Ye’s strange behavior was revealed, they saw hope.

“Regardless of whether this copy can be successful or not, what Xu Ye has done will be the light of mankind. He has made a huge contribution to us.”

Inside the Strange Talk Bureau, a group of elderly leaders looked excited. If they had just felt that Xu Ye was lucky or talented.

So now, there is even more admiration and admiration.

At the same time, in addition to the Dragon Kingdom, several major countries also immediately realized the importance of the matter. They acted in unison and quickly ordered the scientific researchers to repeatedly play Xu Ye’s disassembly video for research.

Ice Bear Country: “Send a telegram to Dragon Country, saying that we are willing to share with them some of the research data brought out by the Chosen One.”

The Dragon Kingdom quickly received the information sent by the Ice Bear Kingdom.

The previous six consecutive failures of the Kaidan under the rules, no chosen one could get out of the Kaidan alive, and naturally no one could verbalize the findings in the Kaitan.

This made the Dragon Kingdom very lacking in understanding of strange things and lagging behind other great powers.

Now that the Ice Bear Country has proactively handed over the goodwill materials, it is natural to accept them all.

Intelligence agent: “The Bald Eagle seems to have discovered the actions of the Ice Bear Kingdom and has just issued a warning, reprimanding us for stopping private communication.”

Director Lin straightened his back: “Let them go!”

You really should bully me into having no one in the Dragon Kingdom.

Bureau Lin looked at the energetic young man on the screen and raised the corner of his mouth slightly: “I have been dormant for too long, it’s time for my body to move. Let’s go to the border station together for a military exercise.”

In the living room,

After Xu Ye stroked the crystal on his heart twice, he resisted the urge to crush it and stuffed the thing back.

Then, he put the broken arms, thighs, rectum and other things back together and watched them fuse.

The whole process is really like putting together building blocks, and the final product is a complete human figure.

However, the body of this building block is alive, and the parts of the building block were forcibly created by Xu Ye himself.

Xu Ye had just experienced a dream study. Xu Ye was very excited and looked directly at the child: “Is it fun?”

The younger brother was speechless. He had never played such a difficult game before.

If he hadn’t been unable to defeat Xu Ye, he would have felt like eating him now.

The younger brother lowered his head angrily and said truthfully: “It’s not fun.”

Xu Ye: “Don’t you feel excited?”

You’re so excited, you’re not the one who dares to tear your love into pieces.

If you were the one being dismembered today, I would indeed be excited. But now the position of the victim has been changed.

Not only was the younger brother not excited, he also regretted believing Xu Ye’s lies.

He shouldn’t have come out, just stayed in the room and pretended not to hear Xu Ye’s call. That would have been nice.

“Not as good asShooting a ball is fun. ”

Xu Ye frowned, looked at his brother seriously, and his face turned serious: “Wrong idea.”

Seeing the face of the person in front of him suddenly change, the younger brother couldn’t help but sit upright on the ground.

Xu Ye: “The moment I almost touched your heart, were you nervous all over, your pores stood up, your blood was boiling, and you couldn’t suppress it no matter what.”

The younger brother nodded without hesitation.

Xu Ye: “When you put the heart back, did you feel relaxed again? It felt like the whole heart had been swallowed into your stomach, feeling warm.”

“With each contraction, the brain is extremely stimulated. Do you dare to say that when your heart is put back, you don’t feel happier than you have ever been alive before?”

The younger brother thought about this idea for a while,

It seems that there is indeed a little excitement.

The feeling of spiritual satisfaction that comes from thinking that one is about to die, but then being rescued at the critical moment, is unparalleled.

Xu Ye observed his expression: “That’s right, you are my brother, I can still harm you. Naturally, I will bring you the most fun.”

“I’ll play games with you tomorrow.”

There was a moment of hesitation on the younger brother’s face, feeling that something was wrong.

But he was too young and couldn’t figure it out after thinking for a long time. He finally nodded and agreed: “Okay, I will listen to my brother.”

In the live broadcast room, the audience watched this scene with excitement.

“Fuck, what should I do? I seemed to be convinced by Xu Ye’s logic for a moment, and I also want to experience this exciting feeling.”

“Wake up, Xu Ye’s behavior is obviously that of a child in the CPU. Even an adult will not be easily persuaded.”

“Stop talking, I’m going to play with the jumping machine first and feel the excitement in Xu Ye’s mouth.”

“+1”

“+1”

Within a day, due to the strange occurrence, people had no intention of having fun, and the amusement park business in Longguo, which was on the verge of bankruptcy, regained its vitality.

Unravel the weirdness of life, and talk about the pursuit of excitement at all times.

No one doubted that Xu Ye really thought so. I just felt that he was deliberately being weird in order to provide research information to humans, risking being harmed.

Because, if true, this idea is too perverted.

There shouldn’t be such perverted people in the world.

The time comes to noon,

Mom came out of the room carrying several plates of vegetarian dishes.

As if afraid that the two brothers would argue again, yesterday’s dark stew of unknown bones was replaced with fragrant and delicious tomato and corn soup.

The woman cut a few more tomatoes and put them in. She looked at Xu Ye and said guiltily: “Mom got up late this morning and didn’t buy fresh meat.”

“Just take a bite.”